Brit/pol/ - Papers edition

MAY: SNAP ELECTION IS THE ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE SECURITY FOR THE YEARS AHEAD
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
archive.is/82iz0
>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
archive.is/PMsCl
>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates"

HITCHCOCK DIRECTED BREXIT: TUSK
news.sky.com/story/election-call-likened-to-hitchcock-film-by-eus-donald-tusk-10842357
archive.is/cI0RB

MET CHIEF PROMISES TASERS AND CYBER CRACKDOWN
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/18/met-chief-prioritises-giving-officers-tasers-and-fighting-cybercrime
archive.is/H4n8B
>...to use data analytics to identify suspects “in a way we can’t quite do at the moment”

MUMSNET THREAD
htt_ps://www.mum snet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2906378-Who-to-vote-for-in-General-Election
>"Agree vote whoever is not tory."

CORPORATIONS RELISH ELECTION CHAOS
telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/04/18/business-leaders-welcome-snap-election-brexit-boost-set-deliver/
archive.is/DqLKK
>"It’s clearly a last-minute thing."

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bnp.org.uk/policies/
youtube.com/watch?v=d3PKE8uTSp8
youtu.be/8URjJakjtgs
hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/oh-no-not-again-could-this-be-the-election-that-goes-wrong-why-did-she-call-it.html
youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39631792
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1cylslNuonszcjs24jNxZOBA0UxcUS_ezpV-Qr4f4Jqk/htmlview?sle=true#gid=0

HOW TO STOP THE TORIES SPREADSHEET

>mfw an actually-white part of Britain
Feels good.

you're back? thought you sperged out

Where's comfy Rimmer?

A VOTE FOR THE "CONSERVATIVES" IS A VOTE FOR

>mass immigration
>feminist legislation
>sodomite rights
>destruction of the church
>war with Bashar al-Assad
>sniffing Amerisharts sharts
>globalisation on steroids
>ridiculously expensive green "energy" initiatives
>purposely sloppy brexit where we keep most of the EU
>more islamisation of daily life
>increased surveillance and limitation of liberties
>more false-flag terrorist attacks conducted by MI5
>further devolution
>more cuts to our armed forces
>more left wing QUANGO's writing up government policies
>more taxpayer funding for the Islamic State and Al-Nusra Front
>more Chinese "investment"
>complete destruction of what remains of our manufacturing industry
>the extinction of the Anglo-Saxon race (the greatest people to ever walk God's green Earth)

VOTE UKIP OR DUP, OTHERWISE NECK YOURSELF

Only together can we stop this hard Tory Brexit and save the Union. Take my hand Brit/pol/. I'll lead you toward the light.

>scottish ''''''''''''''nationalists'''''''''''''''''

VOTE BNP

bnp.org.uk/policies/

>May chickens out of facing Sturgeon in TV debates

Why are Scots such arrogant cunts?

>imply you're going to kill yourself
>be back later the same day




What a sad fuck you are.

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THIS
Anyone that votes Tory shouldn't be on Brit/pol/

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AN

Who is this thicc LibDem qt on Newsnight?

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Nick Cleggs bit on the side.

this lady is great youtube.com/watch?v=d3PKE8uTSp8

Mosley lads.

I decided against it because of my family.

STOP

Part of the strategy to get the britpol autist vote

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What a fucking wally!

Take some time off, Rightly you tit.

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Corbyn soon, lads.

>Daily Mirror

VOTING

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And us? I actually like you, mate.

TORY

iktfb

I joked last year that the escalating happenings in British politics pointed to something huge in 2017

>2014 - UKIP won EU elections
>2015 - Tory majority
>2016 - Brexit

Therefore it'll either be a 1931-tier Tory win or Prime Minister Corbyn

No, you were just looking for attention and you didn't get it.

It's time to take a break from these threads at the very least, have some fucking dignity you tit.

I'm not even going to fucking bother voting desu lad

H I T L E R !

youtu.be/8URjJakjtgs

I wish I knew those feels.

FAGGOT

dont click on google docs links posted to Sup Forums
if your google account is logged in on your browser, opening a google doc will let the creator see your name

Newsnights finished, what we watching now?

I genuinely feel scared seeing black people in Wales. It feels like they are so out of place. Like, just fuck off back to Birmingham or something

He seems too troubled to be holding Karen's hand. Poor Hitler-sama.

Go to one of the Brexit boroughs, lad. Aren't they quite cheap?

UK IS IN FULL BALKANIZATION MODE

Gogglebox, I turned Newsnight off when Thornberry came on

WHAT DOES PETER HITCHENS THINK OF ALL OF THIS?

Anyone who watches Gogglebox needs to be thrown off a building

Hi lads.

After dwelling in the issue, it seems that I've been wrong all these years. Maybe May isn't so bad after all.
Against everything I said, article 50 was triggered. There's no going back now. We have to back her all the way to leave the EU.

Guess I'm a Mayfly now

Drugs fault.

>Gogglebox

Thanks for reminding me I've seen Scarlett Moffatts tits.

hitchensblog.mailonsunday.co.uk/2017/04/oh-no-not-again-could-this-be-the-election-that-goes-wrong-why-did-she-call-it.html

Yeah. They're just in Cardiff and Newport (New Pakistan and Somalia (respectively)).
>mfw in the one part of Wales that isn't 100% white

The Lib Dems are going to win affluent, previously Tory, Remain areas.

And the Tories won't win the Northern "Leave" areas, because Northerners despise Tories. Those seats will be fought between Labour/UKIP, but Labour will still win in most of them, because UKIP are clearly incapable of winning seats.

May has fucked herself.

B A S E D

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Give him a break for a day at least.

There's bugger all on mate, what else is there?

Here lad

Who here staying up to see if things kick off at this Dickie Spencer thing?

How was your break?

>WTF I HATE THE LORDS NOW AAAAAA

>Soctland

Is this the best advert ever made, lads?

youtube.com/watch?v=N0Uin2sINdQ

I spilled my coffee laughing so hard

You didn't really think you could defeat (((them))) did you? You should know by now there is only one solution

I genuinely have a similar concern.

Statists in the thread, comfort me.

Remember to register to vote and save the country.

>thinking people vote based on party any more rather than on leadership

Northerners hated the posh smugness of David Cameron but they're more welcoming of a politician like May. Copeland proved that

>no matter what you know Rimmer won't leave us
Why do I like you, you big faggot.

>What is Copeland

Good question. I only come in these threads to read his posts.

Didn't see you on here when it was all kicking off this morning. What are your thoughts? Who you voting for?

>How was your break?
???

keep deluding yourself

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39631792

>An average of five polls published in April puts the Tories on a little under 43% compared with a bit over 25% for Labour - a lead of more than 17 percentage points.
>In some individual polls the lead has been more than 20 percentage points.

bear in mind that over the last 5 years the tories have consistently performed better in elections than their numbers in the polls

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>No Norn

Das rite

Fuck. That took a sharp turn quick. Guy must really love coffee.

Ain't seen you for a while, assumed you'd pissed off to Majorca for a slag filled weekend.

Y.... you too.

If I was going to lie for attention I could have made up something more dramatic.

He has given up hope on Britain, I'm not sure he thinks much of anything nowadays.

Is he like the king of Irishmen then?

>Didn't see you on here when it was all kicking off this morning
I was sleeping and when I got up threads were moving far too fast.

>What are your thoughts?
Smart move

>Who you voting for?
Mummy May

The Liberal Democrats will not be entering a coalition with the SNP under any circumstances

I can't believe it's a real advert and not a from some comedy

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Fucking idiot.

So do we get to be all pre-election autistic like 2015?

>888
Nice id, f a m

Corbyn's got it in the bag lads

>mummy may
Hope your jesting... Pubes is above you in tripfag hierarchy if not.

kek

Is May a legitimate 4D chess player?

>Crush Labour utterly
>Damage SNP seats significantly, probably securing enough power to cut off another indy shitshow for the foreseeable future
>End UKIP for good, it served it's purpose, was victorious and should be allowed to die with some dignity
>End up with a massive majority

Need an edit of the Barron Trump space chess image but with May desu

scorn

>Ain't seen you for a while
I've been posting everyday

>you'd pissed off to Majorca for a slag filled weekend
I wish, I've been about. Just didn't post today, threads moving too fast

Very much so, Brit/pol/ was great fun then and I hope it'll be the same.

Democracy is a meme anyway desu.

you're right dude, we should let Corbyn become Prime Minister and Abbott become Home Secretary

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We don't do monarchies. So you still going to visit the old country then?

>mfw Jeremy Corbyn is going to lead the Tweed Revolution and I will be one of his Commissars

Should I bother voting UKIP?
Will farage run for PM by rejoining UKIP?

>tfw anons don't want a thousand year tory Reich