Could This Chicago Teen Cure Colon Cancer Someday?
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Can 19-Year-Old Keven Stonewall Cure Colon Cancer?
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This shit pisses me off...
>Be black
>Go to college
>Say you want to cure cancer
>Pose in lab coat
>Media thinks you are going to cure cancer
Literally hasn't done a fucking thing and he's giving TedTalks like an asshole. Oh, and it's spelled Kevin.
He is literally presenting a poster with pictures of himself in the lab....
He is working very hard on the perfect blend of crack and malt liquor which will cure everything. Tireless, non stop self experimentation.
When this black teenager inevitably fails to cure cancer it will provide a great example to be held up as proof of black peoples' genetic intellectual inferiority for decades to come.
This is the outfit he'll wear at cancer's funeral
You underestimate the medicinal qualities of malt liquor and crack.
Well, if he provides us with enough quality memes, he could cure the cancer that Sup Forums has developed from all the shilling.
He should probably cure diabetes and heart disease first before it consumes him
Literally wouldn't be surprised if this is another actor who finds some "cure" just in order to say wow look what blacks do! But they will never cure cancer, too much money.
Also, fuck this coon
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If it's true and he's working at it then good for him.
I think it's great but shut the frig up and do something first before you reach out to the Atlanta News Network and act like you are Black Benjamin Franklin
I'm certain it's just liberal media eager to push the idea of blacks as intellectuals.
Maybe he will find a cure though if he's actually working hard and learning, maybe cancer can be cured by peanutbutter and aids
The therapeutic levels of malt liquor and crack are increased with the addition of both watermelon, combined with fried chicken in latter doses, peak efficacy is reached after the 1st and 15th doses (considering the test patients are QD and maintaining a strict dosage interval).
Recent research has demonstrated that levels of "Straight ghetto" and "Ghetto Fabalas" have been higher that without the watermelon and fried chicken supplement.
It is the conclusion of this study that all existing treatments include the above supplement for prescription.
I bet that lab smells like a damn stables
No as usual when another black man lets us down he will be written off as heavens little angel and his name will go down as a blessing upon the earth. His failure to cure cancer will be written up to "bbb-but it's so hard to cure cancer " give me a break. The third Reich if it hadn't been disbanded wouod have cured cancer years ago. Civil rights, women's rights , feminism , and general degeneracy have delayed the cure for cancer. Europoor doesn't do shit anymore it's up to America , and America is she cucked thru the roof. Blame the sjws for your parent's premature death from cancer when we finally cure it in 60 years due to an abolishion of this ongoing overreaching civil rights movement that's still going on.
Plus it's not just the black thing. There seems to be a thing now (on reddit, twitter) where its cool to pretend to be a scientist just because you watched some Neil deGrasse Tyson youtube clips and took a Science of Exercise undergrad course. Science is hard. Science sucks if you are actually a scientist. Keven, nor anyone else for that matter is going to "cure" cancer.
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>Self explanatory
>sending women back to the kitchen will cure cancer
That sounds like Kek's style
10/10.
Intel made a frigin commercial about him
>whites so cucked they have to sit back and let a nigger cure cancer
WTF are you talking about?
Ok? I never implied one person would cure cancer, are you autistic?
The only thing that bothers me is the clickbait titles. It's not even journalism.
"Can OP suck 1000 dicks at once?
"Could OP possibly be any more of a nigger?"
>Could This Chicago Teen Cure Colon Cancer Someday?
Is this a variant of the roomful of monkeys with a typewriter hypothetical?
U mad, Keven?