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What the fuck is this shit? I'm really high right now and the idea that Alex Jones is a major ruse makes too much sense right now.
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"Alex Jones" is just a character or mascot, like Ronald McDonald or something. This current incarnation is about to end and I guess a new guy will take it up soon, maybe even PJW or Cernovich.
Impossibly fake
Feeling kinda tired... gonna go to sleep, probably soon...
wait
so Alex Jones was actually replaced by Bill Hicks?
He might have some ties with the shapeshifters which explains everything.
Your over thinking it, or your not high enough. ...
AJ is an illusion of a ruse. (((They))) let him "perform" the truth because they are sure no one will take him seriously.
PS "globalist" is code for (((them)))
this is the basic gestalt
Alex Jones is not Bill Hicks. Bill Hicks wasn't as wide as Jones. Jones is wide as fuck, huge ribcage. Hicks was more average built. Completely different bodies.
Here he is harassing Janet Reno long time ago.
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ps (((them))) is code for THE FUCKING JEWS
different cock too
Mossad shapeshifters or Reptilian shapeshifters?
No he's real!...he is he is he is he is he is he is he is he is (seriousely)
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>Sup Forums comes to terms with their own Santa Claus
>PS "globalist" is code for (((them)))
no its a code word for arab nazis that control hollywood. He is an opportunist cunt, and will try to bandwagon and poison populist right wing movements
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Ok here is the part you are missing. His staff. Do you feel that way about David Knight? Owen Shroyer and PJW who are lurkers of Sup Forums. Margaret howl had to quit because she was getting threats but she called out podesta on air, for being a pedo, multiple times.
Plus, his audience shapes him. He is the captain of the ship but he needs the wind.
>you fools, Alex Jones is just a clown, an entertainer, nothing he says is true! you'd have to be a gullible retard to believe the conspiracy theories that come out of his mouth!
>in FACT, he's a pawn of the jews who control every aspect of society and have been tricking all mankind for decades, it's a conspiracy I tell you, nothing you know is real!!!!
REALLY activates my almonds.
THEY FUCKED THAT BITCH UP
How strange it is that when asked for concrete evidence of Alex Jones' involvement in a so-called Jewish conspiracy, conspiracy theorists ironically can only offer vague circumstantials and speculation. And yet they insist that it MUST be true, it's so OBVIOUS, how could we all be so blind?
Perhaps we have a little Alex Jones inside us all.
have you read the emails? if i were on a jury I would vote GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY
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-Alex Jones
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>"I'm not bragging, but I can dead-lift 400 pounds, six, seven or eight times... ever more, but my hands tear open."
-Alex Jones
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>"I'm like tyrannosaurus rex compared to a gibbering idiot, to these people... and that's just physical prowess and will."
-Alex Jones
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"I'm gonna dead-lift 600 pounds... 'cause I know I can do 500."
-Alex Jones
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whats c.o.g. stand for?
also, the lady sounds cool, wish i knew her
>"My video streaming costs are $76,000...!"
-Alex Jones
>whats c.o.g. stand for?
Cuckolded Obtuse Goyim
he is literally bill hicks. idk how anyone can think aj is early 40s
>"I had a tiny bit of fat on my stomach, but it's all gone now. I'm down to 6~7% fat now..."
-Alex Jones
kek, alright
so you don't think bill hicks was killed outside of his house?
>idk how anyone can think aj is early 40s
idk how anyone can be as deserved of Zyklon-B treatment as to buy into his snake oil placebos
>right end of 40
>literally look 20~25 compared to rabbi Adipose Jowls
>not even a gym junkie -- only treat self well
>no magic elixirs, whatsoever
>"[W]anna do things sexually that leaves their intestines hanging out their rear end!"
-Alex Jones
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>"Nine out of ten listeners to this show will be dead."
-Alex Jones
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Total truth.
believe it.
I'm going to bed right now actually.
Goodnight Sup Forums, be sure to get enough sleep for tomorrow!
I think Alex Jones may be my father, my mother dated him for a period in 1991. Does anyone have any advice on how I could go about getting a paternity test? Serious answers on please. I will not provide any more proof or disclose any details about myself or my mother.
What's your honest opinion on the globalists?
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belly of the beast belly of the beast belly of the beast
You shouldn't have posted that.
>"[T]wo of the 9-11 hijackers are still alive."
-Alex Jones
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Here's the thing. I'm pretty convinced Alex Jones is Bill Hicks, however I'm not sure if/when the "switch" took place between the old Alex Jones and the new, Bill Hicks version of Alex Jones.
Here's an AJ documentary from 1998 where he looks relatively slim again. So either he put on a load of weight in 1997 and then lost it again quickly, or the switch didn't take place then or at all. Thoughts?
>"I'm gonna have judgment, I'm gonna have everything! I'm gonnna sue, sue, sue!"
-Alex Jones
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>Guy gives up everything he has done professionally, laying it all on the line to be able to have custody of the children he loves.
>Libs and fans lambast him for this, saying who lost all credibility
Makes him sound much more of a man and respectable and trustworthy then ever before desu senpai....
Ever heard of bulking up and cutting weight?
if youre a bodybuilder yeah.
Post a pic of your face or LARP confirmed.
He is real, he is an opportunist who co-opted other movements. He's smart enough to realize that as soon as you say it's da joos you get branded an anti semite and get shut down.
Owen is a retard. Useful idiot who idolizes Jones.
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>khashoggi
REMINDER that Alex Jones is financed by Adnan Khashoggi.
Adnan Khashoggi also financed the 9/11 hijackers.
Infowards is cointelpro.
>if youre a bodybuilder yeah.
Pretty sure he used to be shredded famalam.
OMG same guy confirmed!
{Nignog OP IQ confirmed}.
Alex Jones is the Doctor. It all makes sense now.
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Ears are different
Wrinkles on forehead are different
lower eyelids are different
m8 come on
>what is plastic surgery
Bout time you realized the truth
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WTF I love this meme now
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I need a big enchilada on this.
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