/CPD/ General - Real Robert Hours Edition

>BUT WHO THE FUCK IS ROBERT???
ROBERT is the hero Chiraq needs but doesn't deserve; His nemesis is MALE BLACK, a notorious thief, murderer, and general rapscallion. By night they battle for the fate of the city.

FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE

>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web

>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago

>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro

Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262

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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.

>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/

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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/

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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots

>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d

>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm

>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/

>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays

PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky

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twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

For those of you phoneposting, I find sys.Sup Forums.org/derefer?url=http%3A%2F%2Fyouarelistening.to%2Fchicago (on mobile view) works the best.

Thank God for you, Robert. Sup Forums has been pure shit all evening.

Literally my first time ever starting one of these threads. I just got fed up with the rest of Sup Forums tonight

Job well done user. bump

>truck blocking people in an alley
Is it warm is chiraq tonight?

In**

48 degrees and scattered showers.

You done well.always a first time for everything.

I'm gonna be so salty if this slides, needed a nice /comfy/ thread all night

That bitch is gonna bleed out before they get an ambulance.

I hate to say it but I think everything is sliding

Everything but shills posting bait and the NatSoc's swallowing it. But nvm that lets keep this comfy, Roberts will come

Wow this got real. Fast! 2 shot and a kidnapped bitch in the first few minutes.

The niggers killed 11 of the weekend along with dozens more shot.

The Bulls won so maybe it is just taking a bit longer for the nogs to get drunk.

> "Refusing to get off the train"
Fucking why?

Brick through a window, thrown by ex

6! 6 SHOTS! AH AH AHH

>seven shots fired
>smilingcountvonbodycount.png

Sup Forums has been shit for a couple weeks it seems. holly shit the shill and repeat threads

Lot of shooty this evening

WE WUZ CONDUCTERZ AN SHIT

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Thanks Robert

>B'zamp

I pretty much only go in the generals these days

Checked, the Nork parade threads were comfy. But yeah during the week its shill city

I look for decent threads but it gets tiring. then find a general

Longtime listener of Chicago pd. Love these threads. Always wondered; what does it mean when a dispatcher comes on and announces "radio clear"?

missed those, I work all day and only hit Sup Forums in the evenings. speaking of which. stay comfy faggots.

EIGHT
EIGHT SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH

everyone know the image meme that goes
>Blank
>Get the blank
we need one with Robert, something like
>Robert
>Check your keys
or some variant, example from /k/. I know someone has to have a image of some Robert that would fit it

Monday was slow AF

>running
>screaming and shooting
>six shots heard
>ah ha ha

>Disregard, Squad, these IDIOTS have been calling on each other all night trying to start something with the police.

>they have been calling on eachother

>People running and shooting.
>"idiots are calling on each other, been doing it all day. They're trying to mess with the police"

What

Sugar crash from all the gibsmedat free easter egg hunts. Goddamn that would have been hilarious to witness. Bunch of nogs happy to be out in a field with a basket picking up eggs. Probably sang songs while they did it.

>attempting to understand the logic behind the actions of urban youth

>*sigh*
>lemme start from the top
oh boy

>MALE BLACK

black slav?

yea, every time I hear a call of an Adidas jacket I think, is it a Slav? but if they are running instead of squatting....

Vladtavious

this x100

It's either black adidas or black in adidas

>Monique better run

Keep radio clear for important shit

>female states male is trying to rape her

Got us some rapists here.

>female thinks a male is trying to rape her
>sounds drunk

this is getting hot

>A lot rape tonight

Robert and the Quest for the Golden Nissan

...

>mental breakdown, sad as shit.

>female with mental condition at the red line says she needs to go to the hospital

What is it about the red line that attracts people when their at their worst

The benefit that you can kill yourself on a moving train

Oh yeah, I forgot about that lol

who the fuck keeps keying their mic?

>two men """""looked"""" like they had guns

>Standing over a body

F

F

Female trying to run over a male

>female trying to run a man over
>ramming a van

female ramming a van

>Female ramming a van

>PH 2
Oh, sweet, a helicopter cop!

F

>Yelling at the building

Nigga who you yellin at?

>traffic warrant for revoked license
Someone's taking a ride!

We've gone a while without an open key... we're due for one.

>receiving second ticket from the bank
>alarm company reporting several signals with invalid passwords
Oh, shit, man, that bank is getting robbed.

>Looks like there's a bank robbery.

>Got into a Lyft

Like a rideshare? Kek

>friend shot in the arm

Holy shit, they just found the car from that shooting earlier! Suspect dropped it off and then got in a Lyft. If CPD can contact Lyft and find out which car picked him up that dude's toast.

>man nodding off in a bar

Impending call about a guy who pulled a gun on a Lyft driver and ran off without paying the fare.

>Veteran threatening suicide. Please save this man Robert.

So they did get in a Lyft, That nigga's dumb as fuck. Lyft can track that car as long as they get a warrant.

Kidnapping

Negitive, you get out of that Lyft all the driver has to do is press "drop off" and the passenger automatically pays the fare. No exchange of paper or plastic.

>windows broken in and blood everywhere in the hallway

That's not good.

>car on fire
>fires rolling btw

>male black stole a television
>came back and and stole another television

Nig steals tv
Comes back for seconds.

Skinny Male Black stole 2 TV sets

>I guess he stole another one

He fucking went back, the madman

>baby daddy's throwing her belongings out of the house

>drunk man hits wife in nose

Husband drunk and hit her in the nose. Thats pretty accurate for being drunk. Or she has a abbo nose

>drunk man trying to bust out the windows of a Mcdonalds

>heard a shotgun being fired

>warrant for contempt of court
You Fucking Fool!

Nigger went full retard. If you commit a crime YOU NEVER GO BACK TO THE SCENE FOR SECONDS

Oh shit, PCP zombie

>man high on pcp, trying to kick in someone's door
>"which unit has a taser"

NIGGUH LUV DAT WET