IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:

IF YOU'RE CONSIDERING IMMIGRATING TO BRAZIL:

>>>>>> DON'T

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"I'd love to move across the world and live in a Favela full of subhumans" thought no one ever.

good because this thread is for those who want to

literally no one wants to

good then quit posting

Who, besides useless niggers, want to move to Brazil?

>besides useless niggers
hmm no nigger comes here to stay, they move to the usa when they realize we are poor

Visited last year, stayed in sao paulo for a month

i don't think i'll visit again. not a large number of smart people, food is literally poison, buying a printer costs 6x US price (!!), girls are pretty ugly and completely retarded.

Thinking back now, it reminds me of Manilla only with lots of mixed people instead of based flips.

The dancing was good though.

>Thinking back now, it reminds me of Manilla only with lots of mixed people instead of based flips.
top kek don't come back faggot

Brazil is the US of South America

>rabbits before horses
Do these people know that there is a ribbit hunting season?

Who the fuck would want to live in your shitty gathering of mudhuts and zika virus anyway your dumb nigger

Next time try the south, faggot

>be me, a regular mountain jew
>eat horse meat every week because it's delicious
>can trigger every burger/girl I meet because "muh horses"

murder capital of the world with some of the lowest IQ's only rivaled by abbos?

Your country is shit, you should be clensed from the earth

i dont you understand , you are subhuman , you are here on our internets , by the grace of our mercy

suck our cuck, shut up , or get off and go play kill eachother

You are not what you used to be, you are a helpless piece of shit right now.

>teethbong triggered because his country is falling apart and London is over 50% non white.

I can't understand you, take mohamed cock out of your mouth first.....

Good for hue my monkey friend.

Keep those borders closed.

why the fuck would I want to live in that shithole
>ugly paper bag tier women
>lucky that you don't fuck a tranny
>niggers everywhere
>hot and smelly climate
>zika
I will either catch some nasty disease or get mugged by a favela monkey

>shit country
>about to get invaded by Russia, not friends with Russia like we are
>can't reproduce a population
>stagnant economy
>shitty weather
>not much fertile land

Yeah it seems like you have got it all there don't you?

Is it popular to immigrate to Brazil?
I couldn't think of anyone in the first world who would want to move there.

I'll wait until you google my country and find out what kind of insult you're going to throw at me

More than it should.
Europoors are coming en masses.

I like the fact that most are white but it demands so much from us trying to integrate them just so they can turn on us later.

I don't have much against Estonia since Estonia is not a real country and belongs to Russia.
But you have pretty much the same problems as I mentioned here

That's pretty interesting actually. Do they usually take higher paying jobs or the shittier ones? I couldn't imagine that you would be well off if you wouldn't know the language.

at least I'm white :^)

Hey look! Bird of paradise mimicking human speech!

What do you know about anything? My city is bigger than your whole country...

Brazil is the last bastion of white race and anti-degeneracy

Who the fuck is actually wanting to immigrate to Brazil?

who the fuck would want to immigrate to Brazil??

...transmission from FaggotLand incoming...

they want our trannies to increase their "DIVERSITY", POZZZ ones have priority!!!

Not at all!

All of you secretly want too

I can afford to travel around without getting my testicles cut off as well as speak to foreigners to hear about their life plans, not sure why my country's size has anything to do with it.

Brazilians are not white

Is this a joke? Brazil is a third world shit hole, infested with crime. No one in their right mind would want to ever live or even visit that hell hole! LOL

DO. NOT. COME!!!

oh nooooes, I can't live in a massive shithole now, boohoo. Great, also, don't forget to take back the 89k of you that we got here. it's 89k too many.

I would like to move to Brazil

good, no one wants you here. plus, the food in your country tastes like shit. youve become so numb to what real food tastes like that when you eat it you call it poison. fucking burgers man

>then quit posting
About the topic you brought up to talk about? Moron. You're on Sup Forums, not an echochamber.

But for real, nobody ever wants to live where you do, thats why we are building a wall.

Why would I want to go to Brasil?

Shittier because they do not know anyone/the language.

>At the end of the American Civil War in the 1860s, a migration of Confederates to Brazil began, with the total number of immigrants estimated in the thousands. They settled primarily in Southern and Southeastern Brazil: in Americana, Campinas, São Paulo, Santa Bárbara d'Oeste, Juquiá, New Texas, former Xiririca now Eldorado, Rio de Janeiro and Rio Doce. A few other places also received immigrants: one colony settled in Santarém, Pará – in the north on the Amazon River – and the states of Bahia and Pernambuco also received a significant number of American immigrants.[citation needed]

That was one of the main reasons why emperor Dom Pedro II was the first foreign Chief of State and Head of Government to visit Washington, D.C. in 1876 and also attended the Centennial Exposition in Philadelphia.

Know your history first...

lol not even us are that delusional

first try to keep your shit together if you don't want to end up with a 25% annual inflation like us irmao

>Between 1824 and 1972, about 260,000 Germans settled in Brazil, the fifth largest nationality to immigrate after the Portuguese, the Italians, the Spaniards, and the Japanese.

When you were running here was nice, was it not?

also, knowo your history first.

Don't go to Brazil, no future there unless you love favelas/socialism.

Shut up Urugay, you are rightful brazilian clay...

Topkek.

>Cat, dog, cat, dog, cat, dog, dog, RABBIT, HORSE, COW, PIG, HOW DID I GET HERE?!

Who the FUCK would even THINK of wanting to move to your shitty 3rd world hellhole
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This has to be a joke. Who the hell would want to go to Brazil. Literally your women are ugly, there's crime everywhere, everyone's way poorer than here, and the economy is way worse. Literally we look at the headlines from Brazil and say "this reminds me of that time that guy said he went to India and there was garbage shacks next to five star hotels."

seriously kys

maybe the Chicago of South America...

>we have no free things for you

You have nothing for anyone, including your own people.

If your going to a country, the term is emigrating. So it would be 'I want to emigrate to Brazil', or in your post 'If you're considering emigrating to Brazil don't'.

Also I'm learning European Portuguese, so I might just pop along for a tourist swing.

I didn't say Uruguay was any better.

Avoid Latin America altogether.

Why would i move to an africa tier shithole from the glorious white reich of Hunland?

This is like some dirty Somalian saying "Dont ever move to my country"
Never planned to ape
Would literally rather die

Can I come? We are friends with your people.

>89k of you that we got here. it's 89k too many.
You colonized us, we have the right to be there but yes, you can't come here.

Yes you can

Horses are antiquated equipment, they should be eradicated. I get mad every time I see a horse trailer.

Actually laughed out loud at this. Why the fuck would anyone want to move to Brazil? You guys can't even Olympics right.

No one wants to live with you rude dirty monkeys.

Yeah, exactly, anyway, don't come.

Hahahahaha nice bait brugerbro

BUTTHURT CISPLATINA
OUR PUERTO RICO IS MAD

It's funny that everything you listed is objectively wrong

Why should I?

No burger wants to move to Brazil. We are building a wall specifically to keep Latin niggers out thanks.

Do murricans really not eat rabbits? Don't you hunt those?

No no, he's right. You have the same problem that we do. We have no fucking taste when planning out cities or towns. It's like we don't give a shit about living in attractive places. We fall in love with our own mediocrity, and our mediocre leaders.

Brazil has beautiful nature, but it's fucked up by the ugliest infrastructure you can imagine.

Here in Uruguay you can tell what businesses are built by Argentinians because they're 10 times more attractive than anything Uruguayans make. And it's not a money thing, we have no taste.

And Brazil is even worse.

It's like you love the favela "style", it's disgusting. It's in the nigger blood, you can't help it.

Shut up viralata

Oh I'm coming there, as a tourist, so I can help rape your land, belittle your "culture", plant my seed in your women, and generally do whatever the fuck I want while I drink my slave picked coffee.

See, your country needs the money of people like me and no one will say a Goddamn thing as I make Brazil my bitch. Millions do it every year, face it, your country is good for nothing but slave labor for the capitalist money machine, and as a shit tier tourist location.

You should probably all kill yourselves out of shame.

I am missing the point of this thread.

The good news is there are no Brazilian cities in the top 10 most dangerous cities in the world. The bad news is that from 10> Brazil is very well represented. I guess that's a plus.

>I am missing the point of this thread.

>The good news is there are no Brazilian cities in the top 10 most dangerous cities in the world.

Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

"Many cities in Brazil have very high crime rates, and some are more dangerous than Rio de Janeiro. Yet since Rio is by far the most popular tourist destination in Brazil, it’s worth focusing on here. Rio is actually safer than it was a decade ago, but street crimes are still common in many areas, especially at night. It’s possible to enjoy the resorts and beaches of this city, but common sense precautions should be taken."

Well... 21 in the top 50 is a good mark

mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/50-most-dangerous-cities-world-7262615

if you look on google maps a random worker's neighborhood in Western Europe, you'll see the houses are not as hideous as our lower-middle/middle class buildings

seriously what is wrong with us

Only thing Brazil is good for is pic related, and if I wanted that I wouldn't fucking emigrate, I'd lure it to me with false promises of a green card.

Nobody wants to move to Brazil. The worst of Latin America with added nigger?

No drama OP. I will steer clear.

it's funny cause I went and did exactly that in canada.
expect for the coffee part, you have bad weather for these kind of delicacies.

rabbits are delicious, though.

Who the fuck would want to go to that 3rd world shithole anyway.

Good, do it, you're not welcome.
It's funny because I also went to Canada and fucked a few Canadian girls without condom by claiming they were being racist and prejudiced thinking I had some disease.
As a matter of fact I do have a few diseases, not AIDS though.

Brazil you need to start accepting Europe's Muslims.

>mfw this whole thread

Do you think Brazil is literally retarded?
We can be many things but we're not that dumb.

Food in Brazil IS shit, like literally.

There is this scandal with the food where they put all kind inside it now. Toilet paper inside.

>"How do we get them tourists to travel to Brazil?"
>"Use reverse psychology, tell them they're not welcome then they will want to come" t. Brazilian minister of tourism

I'm not even joking this is probably the case Brazil is that shit and the government is probably this desperate for money from tourism

I have an uncle who died eating Paella there.
I'll make sure to poison something when some kike Spaniard comes here.
Yes goyim Brazil is shit, don't come.

What difference would it make? You send your whites, Europe sends their Muslims. You can be a more diverse country. They're brown, you're brown. Brown is Brown.

Why do you lie?
There's no need to that. Canadians are feeble, no body hair, no muscles, no pride.
I suppose girls spread up for me just because I was the only man in a 50km radius.

lol I don't even want to go there as a tourist

Not a lie macaco

Is this a joke? Your country is an unstable shithole full of niggers and AIDS. Why in the name of God would i want to emigrate to Brazil?

Not gonna joke on your uncle death, I could, mas eu sou um cavalheiro, esse negocio de zoar e falar merda é coisa de brasileiro.

I'm pretty sure the paella wasn't the reason he passed.

You should be the one concerned about the food situation, you should be enraged actually. I would.

Who would want to live in that shithole?

>Economic crisis
lol eating horse meat in Hungary is perfectly normal and you can make the best pörkölt with the rabbit

>I'm pretty sure the paella wasn't the reason he passed.
Well yeah it wasn't, he had sex after eating too much in fact.
>You should be the one concerned about the food situation, you should be enraged actually. I would.
No you would not because that was an imperialist attempt to fuck our internal food market.

Some years back I heard something about the milk that was completely full of all kind of stuff aswell.

I don't know user, Huezilians are greedy as fuck. I totally can see they doing it for profit.

wut?