We tried to teach them. We spent millions. Legions of British sanitation advisers scoured the continent of India to bring the people there the gift of the ceramic loo. Their comrades in arms: the East Empire Company and countless British Raj defence forces, the ever-vigilant Railway companies and the Agricultural technicians of the Ministry of Agriculture to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they were barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat to India from Muslims, street shitters, Hindu Nationalists, untouchables -- and far, far worse.
But it was all for naught. Even now the Pajeet still shits in the street - untold hours of effort have been undone. To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the most disgusting and unsanitary conditions imaginable. Forget the power of flushing toilets and disinfectant for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of clean soft toilet paper and comfortable wooden toilet seats, for in the shit-smeared India there is only poo. There is no sound of flushing water in the villages, only an eternity of squatting and shitting in the streets and the laughter of their animal gods.
>To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the most disgusting and unsanitary conditions imaginable. Forget the power of flushing toilets and disinfectant for so much has been forgotten, never to be relearned. Forget the promise of clean soft toilet paper and comfortable wooden toilet seats, for in the shit-smeared India there is only poo. There is no sound of flushing water in the villages, only an eternity of squatting and shitting in the streets and the laughter of their animal gods. You.
I like you.
Evan Scott
R8 mah b8
Nolan Barnes
Is this the future of the Earth?
Andrew James
8/8 would read again
Aiden Baker
It's certainly the future of pasta, very well done to you. Can you do another for the sharts?
>nothing but rape and loot >Singha argues that after 1857 the colonial government strengthened and expanded its infrastructure via the court system, legal procedures, and statutes. New legislation merged the Crown and the old East India Company courts and introduced a new penal code as well as new codes of civil and criminal procedure, based largely on English law. In the 1860s–1880s the Raj set up compulsory registration of births, deaths, and marriages, as well as adoptions, property deeds, and wills. The goal was to create a stable, usable public record and verifiable identities. However, there was opposition from both Muslim and Hindu elements who complained that the new procedures for census-taking and registration threatened to uncover female privacy. Purdah rules prohibited women from saying their husband's name or having their photograph taken. An all-India census was conducted between 1868 and 1871, often using total numbers of females in a household rather than individual names. Select groups which the Raj reformers wanted to monitor statistically included those reputed to practice female infanticide, prostitutes, lepers, and eunuchs.
Julian Edwards
>There is no sound of flushing water in the villages, only an eternity of squatting and shitting in the streets and the laughter of their animal gods >and the laughter of their animal gods
maximum laff
Aaron Lewis
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Jackson Moore
He's not saying that's a Bad Thing, he's saying he's upset it wasn't Japan who would have appreciated being raped and looted so much more
Lincoln Bennett
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Cooper Miller
>Japan >complaining about others raping and looting nice meme
