Brit/pol - 13 JUSTs Edition

MRS MAY DROPS THE HAMMER ON LABOUR BY CALLING SNAP ELECTION
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
archive.is/82iz0
>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE)
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES, NO POINT IN DEALING WITH THESE RETARDED KIDS
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
archive.is/PMsCl
>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates"

HITCHCOCK DIRECTED BREXIT: TUSK
news.sky.com/story/election-call-likened-to-hitchcock-film-by-eus-donald-tusk-10842357
archive.is/cI0RB

MET CHIEF PROMISES TASERS AND CYBER CRACKDOWN
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/18/met-chief-prioritises-giving-officers-tasers-and-fighting-cybercrime
archive.is/H4n8B
>...to use data analytics to identify suspects “in a way we can’t quite do at the moment”

MUMSNET THREAD
htt_ps://www.mum snet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2906378-Who-to-vote-for-in-General-Election
>"Agree vote whoever is not tory."

CORPORATIONS RELISH ELECTION CHAOS
telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/04/18/business-leaders-welcome-snap-election-brexit-boost-set-deliver/
archive.is/DqLKK
>"It’s clearly a last-minute thing."

Other urls found in this thread:

order-order.com/2017/04/19/will-tories-drop-moab-on-corbyn/
strawpoll.me/12772247/
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_United_Kingdom_general_election
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

Here is the full list of 13 MPs who just voted against the general election:

>Dennis Skinner
>Ronnie Campbell
>Ann Clwyd
>Paul Farrelly
>Jim Fitzpatrick
>Lady Hermon
>Clive Lewis
>Fiona Mactaggart
>Liz McInnes
>Alasdair McDonnell
>Graham Stringer
>Michelle Thomson
>Natalie McGarry

So let me get this straight. Instead of voting for Are Corbs, the guy endorsed by Red 'hitler did nothing wrong' Ken and George 'jews aren't welcome in my constiuency' Galloway, you'll be voting for some zionist shill who wants war with Syria?

How long until that "vote swapping" thing pops up again where people arrange online to vote for Labour / Lib Dems in a close Tory seat if someone else will vote Green for them in another seat that we saw last election (lot of good that did).

Vote Pirate lads

Beat me to it

>>Liz McInnes

Is that the one that claimed yesterday that May called it yesterday because it was the same day as her mum's funeral?

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>Liz McInnes

I thought she offered her resignation on twitter yesterday after getting BTFO.

Yes.

Tfw new Paramore song

vote teacake

That's where I got printoff proof of my NI number, but on the printoff it says in smallprint "this cant be used as ID"

I have a P60, could I use that? I don't want to shell out my little savings for a passport

of course it was Skinner, fucking based lad.

Also reminder to vote UKIP.

>liz mcinnes

muh working class mums nhs funeral

I signed up after she announced the referendum

The very same, and when she was told that it might - just - have been a coincidence, she doubted it.

>>Natalie McGarry
>the SNP bint who got kicked out the party because she fiddled her mortgage and will now lose her job in 2 months time

lmao

The mad one?

It looks as though she's deleted the tweets from yesterday.

KILL ALL SCOTNIGGERS NOW

>Clive Lewis

Why?

Vote for a woman whose word means nothing.
Vote for God's Messenger on Earth.
Vote to lose the NHS
Vote to lose all schools to the private sector
Vote to fuck up housing further
Vote to lose your pensions.
Vote to be told what to do by the power-crazed in Number 10.
Vote to lose more of your "rights."
Vote to give billionaires a totally tax-free IHT
Vote for banks to continue screwing you over
Vote for the total disappearance of the RN (bar four useless subs)
Vote for the poor to be starved to death
Vote for more banks - Food banks
Vote to give away yet more publicly owned stuff
Vote for more war
Vote for racism
Vote for ZHCs for everyone
Vote to have NO retirement
Vote for having a buffoon as Foreign Secretary
Vote for the Garden Bridge
Vote for an increase in potholes
Vote for higher student tuition fees
Vote for Branson having even more of the UK infrastructure banking taxpayers cash on his tropical island
Vote for demonising the sick and handicapped
Vote for Dacre
Vote to find out what fascism means
Vote for pay freezes
Vote for Tory-centred constituencies, and FPTP for evermore
Vote against your own best interests
and
Vote for an idiot-form of Brexit.
Don't forget, vote for a serial liar!

The fucking state.

May cucks and snowflake leavers will shill for May. That's okay. We expect them to. They won't see the CORBYN LANDSLIDE approaching. There will be FREE LUNCH MEALS FOR PRIMARY SCHOOL KIDS, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT KEKS!

All of these things sound good

I'm sorry, did your leader just call for an election for your legislature out of the blue? Is that a thing in Bongland?

i cant afford to support the snp

we need the NHS

I like that gif until I remember he was doing it about Alex Jones who, though wacky, was telling the truth about Bilderberg.

You've convinced me, I'm now a Milkmissile

Purple surge lads, make it happen

Yes, yes.

order-order.com/2017/04/19/will-tories-drop-moab-on-corbyn/

HIT THE DECK

TORIES ABOUT TO NUKE CORBYN

reminder not to reply to yanks since they are too retarded to read

No, 2/3rds of Parliament has to approve it, which they just did.

innit

Say it with me: Nigel Farage MP

B E A D Y

That fucking pic

Eject them

>"I was getting married on 6 May. Theresa May kind of has thrown a clanger into my life. We’ve had to cancel the honeymoon and we don’t even know if we’re getting married now, so I don’t know."

delet this upsetting pic
: ' (

He just talks to niggers on LBC now.

BIG COCKED ANGLO

ITT: Heroin addicted benefit scrounging lowland scum.

So the tories are just going to rape this election?
What are the seats they are looking for?
The north where leave dominated?

OFFICAL POLL WITH 666+ VOTES
strawpoll.me/12772247/
OFFICAL POLL WITH 666+ VOTES
strawpoll.me/12772247/
OFFICAL POLL WITH 666+ VOTES
strawpoll.me/12772247/

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Anywhere where Labour won by less than 20% is a Tory target.

Tim 'Gulag a fag' Farron

I just want Labour to die...

W-what's Shami doing down there?

Greens but no SNP? wtf

Any Labour seat where Conservatives are close second will probably go blue.
Some SNP seats are also likely to go blue.

We don't have a list of Tory target seats, but presumably all the labour-tory marginals in 2015.

I've heard the target for any labour seat is any with an 8,000 vote majority.

Labour don't have any target seats planned out yet (According to the PLP last night)

>SN fucking P
Explain why this election is anti-democratic and why indyref 2 isn't/GTFO

I know polls are unreliable but at the same time as a guideline they aren't totally out of it in Scotland. Any gains there is a hit to Sturgeon which is in their favour.

...

Interesting to note that only 2 of the 13 to vote against the GE are in serious threat of losing their seats.
Paul Farrelly, Newcastle-under-Lyme, Labour (majority of 650) and Alasdair McDonnell, Belfast South, SDLP (majority of 906).

>Tories being reborn North of the border

What a time to be alive

>tfw seeing someone use the picture you cropped
>tfw Scottish Tory gains

Fuck. Yes.

Happening.

Becuase he has said Jezza will lead labour to a disaster. This way after they lose and Jeremy resigns he can run for leader and be clean.

Wish it was more than 5-6 seats though.
Hopefully it'll increase further in 2022.

AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

>Dennis Skinner
Could see his majority massively reduced
>Ronnie Campbell
Could see his majority massively reduced
>Ann Clwyd
No feasible reason to vote against
>Paul Farrelly
Will probably lose his seat to the Tories
>Jim Fitzpatrick
Could see his majority massively reduced
>Lady Hermon
No feasible reason
>Clive Lewis
Could lose seat to the Tories if unlucky enough
>Fiona Mactaggart
Could see majority massively reduced
>Liz McInnes
Could suffer a two pronged attack from the Tories and UKIP, she was the mother's funeral cunt yesterday
>Alasdair McDonnell
Has the smallest percentage of the votes and still won a seat
>Graham Stringer
No feasible reason
>Michelle Thomson
Could lose seat to the Lib Dems
>Natalie McGarry
No feasible reason

>2022
I think we should have a GE every two years for the lulz

they could have just repealed the fixed term parliaments act though

VOTE CONSERVATIVE TO STOP LIB DEMS GETTING IN BED WITH THE GREENS!!!

>Crawl walk then run

t. Clay Davis

So Scotland is in play a tiny bit? That would be excellent those silly cunts need to be put in line

I'm ambivalent on the snap election

the best thing for us would actually be for England to go as Blue/Purple and possible, and Sturgeon's playing 4D chess by talking up this "progressive alliance" because she knows it'll rally anglos to the right, while the SNP hold on to a majority of their Scottish seats.

IndyRef2 is democratic because the SNP ran on a manifesto in 2016 mandating a right to have another vote if Scotland gets dragged out of europe against its will

Well the choice is basically keep hating on the Tories because of Thatcher or realise that Sturgeon has been talking out her arse about how Scotland can go it alone with oil money (which is now non-existent). The Scotts really hate Thatcher so it is taking time for that to go away.

>Ken Clarke announced he will run in the election after saying 2015-2020 would be his last term in parliament

JUST FUCK OFF KEN

Brexit was uk wide, not by constituent country.

I know you love sucking immigrant cock but it's best for everybody if we leave the eu.

...

True. I just hate the fucking SNP

Yes, people are getting sick of the SNPs shit, and people have been voting more for the Scottish Tories.
Labour until recently were the second party in Scotland, so this is quite good for the Tories.

>Scotland can go it alone with oil money (which is now non-existent)
Every time I'm reminded of this, it makes me so happy.

GREEN-LIBDEM COALITION INBOUND
TEN MPs!!!!1!!!1!!!
WOW!!!!!1!!!

>mam losing her shit over the prospect of a Tory landslide

:^)

This is a real 100% certified poll that will be going on en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_for_the_next_United_Kingdom_general_election
when it has 1002 votes

VOTE KEN CLARKE

VOTE FOR PROSPERITY

>those silly cunts need to be put in line
except it'll be them voting for it?
you talk like the MPs are imposed from outside

Why are the scots and the irish people so cucked?

They're like:
>well we were also once poor oppressed refugees because of english tyranny, so let's open the doors and let 1 million arabs and africans in

Good job lad.

The SNP can run on a manifesto of giving everyone £1 million and win the regional election, it doesn't mean Westminster is going to say yes.

Abdul, pls go

They know the shitskins dont want to live in scotland or ireland and do it because it poisons England

weak celtic genes

Aye fair but Scotland as a "constituent" country voted into government an explicitly pro-independence party with a manifesto commitment to another referendum

I don't actually care much about the EU (plenty of scotnats like me) and to us it's just a useful stick to bash the (((eternal anglo))) with

How does she normally vote? And what constituency?

I think
I think we should have a UK wide referendum on whether scotcucks can have another referendum
free haggis and single malt at polling stations
actually every household should get a case of scotch free
no arguments

What are the actual chances of the labour party winning this election?

The ironic thing is Scots aren't that way really, they are the most racist and ignorant nasty people in Britain and only vote SNP (regardless of it's cuckedness to attack the English). Massive chips on their shoulders, worse than the Irish because at least the Irish did face some real oppression, the Scots benefited massively.

Lib dem because we're a Tory area.

>ID: KKKid

I meant the SNP, not Scotland itself

Probably like 15% all things considered.

>Tfw the anal devastation Little Englandoids are about to experience once the progressive alliance triumphs.

You are not a nationalist if you want out of the uk and into the eu. You are a globalist shill.

I doubt you even practice any part of Scottish culture. Deep fried pizzas and rolling around in glasgow trash after a night out don't count.

Do you see Ruth as a threat?

I've heard it said that Sturgeon called the 2nd ref because Ruth is gaining on her popularity

Approaching 'highly unlikely', definitely under 40%

Fucking KKKek

>irish
>opressed

lmao fuck off mccuckness

yes
scots are a fucking disgrace
I want another idyref so they can lose again and we can bathe in their dirty buckfast-stinking separatist tears once again