Booked the Friday 9th off work ready for comfy all night shitposting.
Joseph Gonzalez
Oooh man I would like to my knee to her and sell out my people any day of the week. THICCCC
Jackson Jenkins
bet she is a dom bitch
Bentley Powell
Pajeet pls.
Noah Thomas
What's better?
Hunter Evans
>that >thicc
Logan Evans
That's why I'm voting for June. Tss
Jace Cruz
ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
Jack Myers
What did she mean by this?
Adrian Bailey
REMINDER TO WATCH BBC 2 NOW
Zachary Collins
crying in your champers as tories lose Sebastian lel
David Wright
CRUSHING
Ian Moore
>we must provide answers on immigration
Isn't this the guy who wanted to "rub the right's nose in multiculturalism" by raising immigration
Kayden Jackson
Hindus - 1, Kikes - 0
May knows where the power is
Brandon Moore
CALL NIGE UP
TELL HIM WALES IS RIPE FOR TAKING
MAKE WALES UKIP AGAIN
Luke Bell
>meanwhile at UKIP headquarters
Mason Cruz
Quares on a train
William Morris
Don't you want a clean Brexit lad? Are you enabling cuckoldry? Why do you hate Britain?
We're about to enter the single biggest negotiation in British history. Get behind your leader, scum.
Jaxon White
I'm so glad there will be no cringey debates.
>that disingenuous walk into centre stage from behind their podium to make a point >the canned responses and literally no banter >the catchphrases
Sick of this yank shit infecting our culture
Asher Moore
>When someone uses an oppressive, statist, arbitrary, needlessly complicated metric unit
Gabriel Davis
what's with the mail and their orwellian shit
Robert Taylor
Polling
Colton Torres
FORWARD COMRADES! FOR THE UNION OF BRITAIN!
Jordan Myers
>Denies the Jew >Shakes the hand of the Indian.
Dylan Long
...
Aiden Sullivan
By whom?
Noah Morales
Dirty Kike bastard get in the ovens
Jaxson Cruz
He's also the man that had the nerve to say this.
Asher Morales
Good goys vote UKIP.
Robert Ward
>Appleton's instead of Bradbury's uncomfy desu
Easton Wright
>2nd job is in a shop that sells newspapers >in charge of reporting newspaper sales and returning the old ones >New European has on average 3 purchases per week
How are they still alive?
Logan Perez
i dont have a license user
Adam Foster
The progressive alliance of course.
Kevin Lopez
CUTE
Jaxson Diaz
Is she, dare I say >Our girl
Alexander Jenkins
>It was because investors calculated – counter-intuitively at first glance – that a bigger Tory majority in the Commons, if that’s what follows, will mean a softer form of Brexit. This argument was best expressed by Deutsche Bank’s analysts, who reckon the election is “a game-changer” for the pound and the Brexit negotiations. A bigger majority would set Theresa May free from the “unrealistic timetable” set by the eurosceptics in her party, they argue.
>First, the 2019 deadline for delivering a “clean” Brexit will be less pressing because there won’t now be an election the following year. Second, the influence of hard Brexiters will be diluted and the government will be able to compromise over transitional agreements. Third, May can fall into step with the EU’s desire to settle the divorce bill first and then negotiate the detail of Brexit. “This sequenced approach materially reduces the ‘crash risk’ of Brexit negotiations as well as strengthening the prime minister’s hand in pursuing an orderly (and very lengthy) withdrawal,” argues Deutsche.
>Up to a point, this line seems legitimate. If delivering a “successful” Brexit involves making a few pragmatic compromises – which is surely the lesson from the initial skirmishes with the EU negotiators – you can’t blame May for seeking cover from the hard-liners in her own party. And kicking out the next election until 2022 seems a smart political move: it would allow time for a three-year transitional phase before UK voters go back to the polls, which could take the edge off any economic shock at the moment of Brexit in 2019.
Goldman Sachs on why May will throw the Brexit wing of the party and voters under a Vote Leave bus when she gets a crushing victory this election. Thoughts?
May has been doing some great things just in terms of the function of the office
Got rid of all the Blair-era couches, started making press announcements right to the House and not the Media and has a decent brain trust that doesn't leak important stuff-urgo an actual SURPRISE snap election.
Getting rid of all that 'presidential' shit Blair imported whilst in office, including the leaders debate, is a great thing.
Gabriel Taylor
>CALL NIGE UP TELL HIM WALES IS RIPE FOR TAKING Literally only 3 million people here mate may as well not bother.
MAKE WALES UKIP AGAIN
Carson Collins
I wonder who benefits from that? May wants to keep Corbyn quiet as people would probably like his ideas, but chances are Corbyn would fluff his lines and chat shit the whole time anyway.
Isaac Rodriguez
Oh yeah, I heard Clegg wants another go.
Top kek.
Ethan Clark
SOMEONE CALL NIGEL ABOUT THIS
The Scottish Nazi Party got lucky in 2015 winning 56 out of 59 seats in Scotland (two of these seats are now independents due to police investigations of those winning candidates - who voted against the snap election today). That won't be happening this year, people have finally, slowly realised that they have been played by these fools who don't care about their constituents whatsoever, they only care about the party where they have a rule that they must not disagree with party policy and must vote the way they are told to vote at all times.
> THE SNP ABSTAINED IN THIS SNAP ELECTION VOTE TODAY.
Let's be honest, anyone expecting a complete wipeout of the SNP will be disappointed. They will still likely have the most seats in Scotland, but if we can get at least ten seats to the other parties, it will be a signal to Sturgeon that enough is enough. She can't keep on throwing the dummy out and demand separation referendums all the time.
Even if SNP MPs still win seats, I expect the SNP vote majorities to be massively cut this time.
We have to do something about these people before they fuck everything up even more.
Sebastian Lee
>guy on LBC saying "remoaners"
Bentley Smith
Tony Blair or one of his cronies funds them.
Thomas Baker
Theres at least 6 seats that could easily be taken. Thats 6 UKIP voices in Westminster for the next 5 years.
One of them could be Nige.
Jace Fisher
floccinaucinihilipilification
*drops mic*
Ryan Rivera
Mummy May has not got a clue about Brexit and just wants OUT now ,Every tory MP is millionaires,they dont give a fuck now they ruined GB an just want out lads .
Kevin Jones
>w-what do you mean you don't support Israel user?
Nicholas Morris
Is there a QT on tomorrow?
Parker Stewart
Nope.
Connor Peterson
This is my thought too, seeing as with a 12 seat majority she's presently held to ransom by "the bastards"
But she's already said she wants to leave the single market and that'll be in the manifesto so I'm not bothered
>This sequenced approach materially reduces the ‘crash risk’ of Brexit negotiations as well as strengthening the prime minister’s hand in pursuing an orderly (and very lengthy) withdrawal,” argues Deutsche.
Meh, as long as we get what we want at the end of the day I'm fine
And I don't care about the "divorce bill", never have.
Parker Lopez
We've already watched this one Rimmer
Aiden Hernandez
>those hips
THICC
Ryan Jenkins
What do you want? A weak government entering a Brexit negotiation? You realise how hard this is going to be? This is like the diplomatic equivalent of WWII.
Any MP standing for Tories has been warned that they need to support Brexit or leave. With a slim majority, May will have to pursue the weakest of all Brexits. If you think anything but a strong Tory government will deliver a hard Brexit you're going to be in for a shock when we get Kraut dick thrust up our arses.
Lucas Russell
THE GOYIM KNOW
DO THE HINDU SHAKE.
Aiden Clark
Did this exist before brexit?
The whole thing looks like a cash grab and hardcore propaganda
Connor Morgan
Michael riding a bike with Dianne's replacement
Ryan Johnson
I quite like Tim Farron tbqh. I mean he's a bit of a twat and I hope no one votes for him, but he seems nice enough.
Carter Morales
She is shit scared an wants out admit it an Join the Labour party an get a qt Waifu .
Jayden Ortiz
>Proof you mindless Tories will defend literally anything When's the deficit being eliminated? And when is immigration going to be 10's of thousands?
Matthew Walker
>wanting a government that's more for workers than globalist breadheads is an act of treason really makes you think
Carter Hughes
>Jeremy Corbyn rules out forming an electoral pact with the Greens and Lib Dems
>i dont have a license As long as you don't watch that's fine
Xavier Cooper
Indians are literally Aryan. Fact.
May wouldn't touch a filthy semite
Tyler Diaz
>Did this exist before brexit?
Of course it didn't.
Elijah Fisher
based corbs
Parker Robinson
>when you can finally combine your love of boi pussy and civic nationalism
Tyler Parker
More of a Nicola sturgeon man myself
Carson Brown
Praise Kek Our Glorious Chairman !
Lincoln Myers
>guy on LBC saying "remoaners" come on lads, which one of you is it? Fuck question time's shit timing skills
Justin Bell
>i dont have a license
Jordan Moore
Thanks for reminding me lad.
Thomas King
we will have the cash in the next two years to move to a rural area in cheshire, then we will not have a 100,000 grand mortgage and we will own it 100% .plus the area is nice
Cooper Sullivan
>/aregirl/
Jackson Reyes
>young lads hoping to find the unicorn that is a right-wing bf >it's a bunch of disgusting old nonces
Suffering
James Morgan
It's Bradshaw's you filthy casual
Austin Moore
>MOHAMMED CALLING IN ON LBC >I'm a conzervative >"breggs-it" >"SNP and Lib dems will be the winners of this election"
Jaxson Harris
>a Nicola sturgeon man You mean a deluded faggot?
Nathaniel Howard
>I don't watch every episode multiple times
Levi Kelly
Mummy May is terrified of public speaking !
Robert Mitchell
>Aberystwyth >Mohammed
My comfy university town ruined.
Jayden White
Your welcome user
Bentley Rogers
>Mohammed wants to go in "guns blazing" OH FUG
Easton Clark
Time for a Tory-Labour coalition lads
Easton Cruz
...
Eli Hernandez
>parliament still doesn't broadcast on youtube >have to either use their shitty web 2.0 site that doesn't work on all devices or pay the nonce tax for bbc parliament
Defend this
Aiden Thomas
>100,000 grand mortgage That's the deposit for a two up two down round here : (
Ryan Roberts
I'll be voting for the Conservatives lads, UKIP are done I'm afraid and I want mummy to be able to get on with the job
Robert Moore
>Choo-Choo spreading his legs
Isaac Torres
A VOTE FOR THE "CONSERVATIVES" IS A VOTE FOR >mass immigration >feminist legislation >sodomite rights >destruction of the church >war with Assad >sniffing Amerisharts sharts >globalisation on steroids >ridiculously expensive green "energy" initiatives >purposely sloppy brexit where we keep most of the EU >more islamisation of daily life >increased surveillance and limited liberties >more false-flag terrorist attacks conducted by MI5 >more devolution >more cuts to our armed forces >more left wing QUANGO's writing up government policies >more taxpayer funding for the Islamic State and Al Nusra Front >more Chinese "investment" >complete destruction of what remains of our manufacturing industry
