Brit/pol/ - GAS THE REMOANERS Edition

MRS MAY DROPS THE HAMMER ON LABOUR BY CALLING SNAP ELECTION
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
archive.is/82iz0
>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE)
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES, NO POINT IN DEALING WITH THESE RETARDED KIDS
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
archive.is/PMsCl
>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates"

HITCHCOCK DIRECTED BREXIT: TUSK
news.sky.com/story/election-call-likened-to-hitchcock-film-by-eus-donald-tusk-10842357
archive.is/cI0RB

MET CHIEF PROMISES TASERS AND CYBER CRACKDOWN
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/18/met-chief-prioritises-giving-officers-tasers-and-fighting-cybercrime
archive.is/H4n8B
>...to use data analytics to identify suspects “in a way we can’t quite do at the moment”

MUMSNET THREAD
htt_ps://www.mum snet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2906378-Who-to-vote-for-in-General-Election
>"Agree vote whoever is not tory."

CORPORATIONS RELISH ELECTION CHAOS
telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/04/18/business-leaders-welcome-snap-election-brexit-boost-set-deliver/
archive.is/DqLKK
>"It’s clearly a last-minute thing."

Other urls found in this thread:

ukpollingreport.co.uk/swingometer-map
strawpoll.me/12782729
youtube.com/watch?v=4Bze0A1ewos
youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM
google.co.uk/amp/www.independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-calls-general-election-june-brexit-europe-hardline-tory-majority-less-likely-a7688876.html?amp
twitter.com/AnonBabble

>tfw it was are Laura that leaked Brit/pol/ the news about the snap general election

Don't ask me why I was on there, but I saw an article on Pink News attacking Tommy Robinson. Glad to see the comments didn't reflect the article.

Time for the gays to join us agaisnst muslims.

Tim's already changed his mind on gays apparently. Clarified tonight. I love election season.

all incorrect

Remember to vote for Labour, they will keep your bennies going.

i might vote for karen as a write in lads

Post your official prediction lads

ukpollingreport.co.uk/swingometer-map

You clearly haven't been paying attention to U.S. politics then. Republicans are deregulating sectors and issuing federal budget cuts left and right, and are working on a lowering and simplification of the tax system right now. A few Neocon bad apples does not make a bad party. Republicans are solid

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>posting pic related
What did she mean by this?

Who was the fittest teacher at your school?

Replying, just in case

>Not liking Kayleigh
What is fucking wrong with you?

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Most gays are conservative with a big C. Innuendo acknowledged but unintended.

my physics teacher

IMPORTANT:

strawpoll.me/12782729
strawpoll.me/12782729
strawpoll.me/12782729
strawpoll.me/12782729
strawpoll.me/12782729

>May shilling
>Rebbit tory shills migrating here
>Master Brew tier epic memers xDD
>"reluctant remainers"
>civic nationalists

vote labour

>are Laura

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some moldovan who taught french and talked about how communism ruined her country

Too bad your country sucks and Ireland is better in literally every way imaginable

>Lower taxes
>Less shitskins
>Better economy in general
>Bigger housing
>Better teeth

Why aren't you faggots voting ukip I thought you were based like us

She's used the snooper's charter to look at your browsing history, what has she seen?

4 million voted UKIP in 2015. We got one seat (and he was a cuck). Time to pack it in.

Because Nigel Farage is gone and UKIP have literally no chance

SEASON 3 WHEN

Any bookmakers offering odds on total seats won in specific areas?

Wanna see if I can get over/unders on Tory seats in Scotland

r.e teacher, she had great blowjob lips

>all of us vote ukip
>tories lose their majority
>can't vote for brexit
>doesnt happen

great idea boss

Sounds wonderful
>Season
pic related

(((They))) are already turning on Are Tim.

The only people that need to be concerned about the snoopers charter are people who masturbate to chinese little girl cartoons. Kill yourself

Google search shows up the Girl is called lindsey duke. She is Robby Blake Bortles is an American football quarterback for the Jacksonville Jaguars of the National Football League girlfriend. So that means it is a ministers' advisor who is an NFL fanboy

Mrs.May fake nudes

She's thick as pigshit, she wears far too much makeup (especially for a nearly-middle-aged woman) and her life's a mess. No thanks, let JapSi have her.

>>Less shitskins
Surely you mean FEWER shitskins, potatofriend?

>also, checked

90% of Sup Forums then la

Brilliant. Channel 4 News of all places doing the hard work.

Humanities teacher.

She was a crazy bitch, but young and skinny with absolutely massive tits.

time to start making your plans, lads.

I reckon it'll end with a Christmas special

I have a big cock and it needs Rimmer's arsehole for a buggering session

So Labour has a jew problem and now the Libs have a homo problem? May must be laughing herself to sleep every night.

Hmmmmmm... the thot plickens. Good work Detective Rimmer.

>THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=4Bze0A1ewos

It was red and yellow and green and brown
And scarlet and black and ochre and peach
And ruby and olive and violet and fawn
And lilac and gold and chocolate and mauve
And cream and crimson and silver and rose
And azure and lemon and russet and grey
And purple and white and pink and orange.....

If only. Maybe once generation Zyklon can vote?

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our head lunchlady

I abstain from your motion

Why are you guys so pro May? She was anti-Brexit to begin with. She does not want Brexit. This whole point of this election is to give you guys a Brexit - lite... how do you not see this?

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But Norman Lamb is the only Lib Dem I like

I even voted him back in the leadership election

They think she's either secretly based or just want to BTFO Labour.

>Thick as pigshit
She's scatty but she's honest and too cheery to not like

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We're not... we had a big newfag invasion yesterday morning.

The absolute of Mick/pol/

This is what the result would be if directly translated from polls over the past two years

>secretly based

fucking kek

Tech teacher, massive tits

So is May going to win? Isn't she just another globalist whore?

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We aren't pro-May. There are some Red-dit shills that like to post on Sup Forums and Redit. We have never supported the tories on this board. There are a few tory rebels we respect, but this sub-board has NEVER supported the so-called conservative party.

So did I, the only reason I haven't left the party is because I want to stand in 2/3 elections time. The milkman is ruining the best opportunity for us

We're not, we've always been pro-corbyn because he hates niggers and europe

Yes, she's going to give us a (((GLOBAL))) Britain after Brexit. But we have no nationalist party since UKIP are paki lovers and BNP an MI5 honeypot.

So it's that or the PROGRESSIVE ALLIANCE.

Something like that probably isn't completely impossible.

If you understood how FPTP works, you'd understand most UKIP reddit shills here are basically on ron paul levels of irony. They'll never be in power. The Conservatives won't throw away this sky high support for a light brexit, and just randomly lie and betray everyone because LOLIDUNNO

may will turn the uk into a low wage tax haven for rich cunts

#VoteFishFinger

Soros brah. He has May on a leash.

Thought I chose pretty pro-EU answers..

History teacher was a short red haired qt

Is the Tamoor Tariq tweet about May calling the election during ramadan real or fake?

>Nick clegg still hanging on
How can he hate niggers if he fucked one?

Do you think any of the girls on Dinner Date put out after the episode?

I hope my mum does die tbqh

Got the same as you. The ones they haven't answered should just not be included in the calculation. Retarded

MUMMY MAY IS BASED. YOU HAVE ONE SENTENCE TO PROVE OTHERWISE.

I quit after they said they wanted a second referendum. Had sex with a girl I campaigned withd uring the 2015 GE though. She was the only attractive girl of the lot though, Greens are much better for girls so I might campaign with them for a bit.

Ms Allen, the German teacher
I think she was my first dominatrix fantasy

>45% labour

ew... get out of my thread please. Thanks in advance.

Post your face, when tories will get 35%+ in Scotland
youtube.com/watch?v=xFOoRAp5QtM

Miss Devereux

google.co.uk/amp/www.independent.co.uk/voices/theresa-may-calls-general-election-june-brexit-europe-hardline-tory-majority-less-likely-a7688876.html?amp

It comes up if you Google Tamoor Tariq, maybe he deleted the tweet?

Also not sure why it would be disrespectful, they're just not allowed to eat during the day

I don't really like her, I just 1) hate all the other leaders and parties and 2) advocate voting for her this time entirely because of Brexit and to BTFO Labour. I don't support the Conservatives but they triggered Article 50 for us and deserve a vote this time imo.

She has an abominable fashion sense (even Joggy-Bottoms Jezza and Anorak Milkman dress better)

>Master Brew

A Tory shill, he belongs on rebbit.

I smell a rat considering the two most important BNP issues are ignored.

NO

French teacher from Wolverhampton. She was fucking unbelievable.

Also had a chemistry teacher who was a 8/10, she wore glasses and was pretty hot.

There was some other butterface who I thought had a little thing for me, but looking back probably not.

Would you shag the Queen when she was young lads?

>le elective dictatorship

Fuck off, nobody complained when Blair practically demolished all opposition in 97 and got a free ride until 2005

You don't create wealth by raising or lowering wages, both are irrelevant.

>I don't support the Conservatives but I'm voting for them

Neck yourself. Spastics like you are the reason this country is circling the drain.

confident looking or intimidating look teenagers make me wish for white genocide

not fluridating scotlands water was a mistake.

too many nasty and hyper agressive males here.

they need to be fucking jailed.

ofc

Only out of respect for the institution.

that maths teacher we used to call Scully because she looked like the bint out of X-files
I wish she had abused me in the stock cupboard