Brit/pol/ - El Nombre edition

MRS MAY DROPS THE HAMMER ON LABOUR BY CALLING SNAP ELECTION
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
archive.is/82iz0
>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN (DON'T FORGET TO VOTE CONSERVATIVE)
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES, NO POINT IN DEALING WITH THESE RETARDED KIDS
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
archive.is/PMsCl
>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates"

HITCHCOCK DIRECTED BREXIT: TUSK
news.sky.com/story/election-call-likened-to-hitchcock-film-by-eus-donald-tusk-10842357
archive.is/cI0RB

MET CHIEF PROMISES TASERS AND CYBER CRACKDOWN
theguardian.com/uk-news/2017/apr/18/met-chief-prioritises-giving-officers-tasers-and-fighting-cybercrime
archive.is/H4n8B
>...to use data analytics to identify suspects “in a way we can’t quite do at the moment”

MUMSNET THREAD
htt_ps://www.mum snet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/2906378-Who-to-vote-for-in-General-Election
>"Agree vote whoever is not tory."

CORPORATIONS RELISH ELECTION CHAOS
telegraph.co.uk/business/2017/04/18/business-leaders-welcome-snap-election-brexit-boost-set-deliver/
archive.is/DqLKK
>"It’s clearly a last-minute thing."

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4424714/Theresa-tears-Jeremy-Corbyn-PMQs.html
youtube.com/watch?v=-YgpC0Vs-eE
youtube.com/watch?v=kCIPnyrACr0
imgur.com/a/Ykb8g
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4422760/Police-hunt-Towie-star-Ferne-McCann-s-boyfriend.html
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i.imgur.com/FUszbhe.gif
twitter.com/AnonBabble

won't the new snap elections weed out more Labour representatives from the House of Lords? Does that seem fair to brit/pol/?

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I haven't payed any attention to politics since the referendum result, what's happening?

voting for this guy if he runs again /brit/comrades

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were voting for commons seats. The lords isn't elected

>El Nombre

why the fuck do I vaguely remember this somehow?? what the fuck is it again??

That's great. Stay irrelevant.

>Ken Clarke running again

Who do I vote for in the Manchester mayor elections?

Tempted by Jane Brophy as first and Sean Anstee as 2nd choice. What would Sup Forums do?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4424714/Theresa-tears-Jeremy-Corbyn-PMQs.html

(you can see the American influence)

who
is
this

WRITING NUMBERS IN THE DESERT SAND!

youtube.com/watch?v=-YgpC0Vs-eE

>The lords isn't elected
why the fuck are they apart of your government then?

First for hot teachers

>Labour's face when

I feel sorry for the Putting Croydon First! guy.

He only wants to do good for his community. :(

youtube.com/watch?v=kCIPnyrACr0
have a listen lads for some good keks

>El Nombre

Fucking YES mate. I am so happy you did that.

Now let's talk about Mark Speight's suicide.

You don't even watch the news?

nth for when he gives you that look during kino and chill

>implying you wouldn't

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imgur.com/a/Ykb8g

>tfw you've looked at all of them

Lords used to be an important part of the legislative process, preventing the elected cunts from going too far. Tony Blair "reformed" the Lords so it's now almost entirely people appointed by the parties. It doesn't have any purpose now.

What is the point of being a member of your local party when you can't even have a say in the fucking candidate?

liz hurley havent you seen austin powers

Not even that hot.

She a stupid whore, she trying to be 'the hot teacher bro dude, weed lol amirite bro milf'. What a spastic.

Reminder that Corbyn gets more poon than you could ever dream of

pic

Who are these Anglo Hellspawn?

just because someone's elected doesn't make them more fit to govern

nice roman sandals

copypasta from leddit to explain:
>Who are the members that make up the House of Lords and how are they elected?
Members of the House of Lords aren't elected; they are appointed (except for the 92 hereditary peers who still inherit their position) by the Monarch on the advice of the Prime Minister. The House consists of Lords Temporal (who have a title like Earl of something, or Lord whatever) and the Lords Spiritual (26 bishops and archbishops from the Church of England). Senior politicians from the Commons and certain civilians will often be appointed to the Lords and given a title to enable them to attend.
>How are the number of Lords for each political party determined?
It depends on which political party each particular Lord is backing (if any). Given that the incumbent government nominates new members, they obviously appoint people who they know will back them there. Many aren't members of a political party, even if they support a particular party in the House.
>Do they serve any additional function other than passing/ rejecting proposed laws from the House of Commons?
That is its biggest role, but it also serves as the highest law court and its members can form part of the government as cabinet ministers, including as Prime Minister (although the House of Commons is by far the dominant house in the modern era). Laws can also be introduced in the Lords.

>"I'd rather get out there and meet voters"
>*chortling opposition*
>she actually does it almost immediately after saying so
>their faces when

Worried about mine, the Green Party said they might not field a candidate, so that Labour get in.
But Plymouth did vote leave in the referendum

Lovely for her age.

Catherine scrubs up all right, as well.

>load 125 more images

>not having Cat Smith as your politifu

That mumsnet thread gave me cancer.Allowing women to vote was a fucking terrible idea.

>you can see the American influence

I wish

I want those giant fuck off conventions

Lads. Wtf is this white wog doing acid attacking women in a nightclub?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4422760/Police-hunt-Towie-star-Ferne-McCann-s-boyfriend.html

kstew is the short haired one, dunno who the other is

FROM NOW ON IT'S CROYDON FIRST! CROYDON FIRST! CROYDON FIRST!

>SHE'S JUST UGLY AND STUPID AND A WHORE AND A CUNT REEEEEEE

Simmer down, lad. You're coming over all Elliot Rodgers.

Man, she still looks good as fuck.

the absolute state of her

So you can give out leaflets for free? Gotta keep those expenses down.

God that's grim. I can't see what has kept Conservatives interested in their party? I mean you've achieved next to nothing since being in power, Cameron's promise of a compassionate and fair Conservatism was not only a lie with austerity but failed in just about every way.

Is it just about snobbery and disdain now?

Miss Bone.

Daughter of Peter Bone.
100% serious.

So lads will big Theresa really not take part in the TV debates?

A VOTE FOR THE "CONSERVATIVES" IS A VOTE FOR

>mass immigration
>feminist legislation
>rights for sodomites
>destruction of the church
>war with Assad
>sniffing Amerisharts sharts
>globalisation on steroids
>ridiculously expensive green "energy" initiatives
>purposely sloppy brexit where we keep most of the EU
>more islamisation of daily life
>increased surveillance and limitation of liberties
>more false-flag terrorist attacks conducted by MI5
>further devolution
>more cuts to our armed forces
>more left wing QUANGO's writing up government policies
>more taxpayer funding for the Islamic State and Al-Nusra Front
>more Chinese "investment"
>complete destruction of what remains of our manufacturing industry
>the extinction of the Anglo-Saxon race (the greatest people to ever walk God's green Earth)

VOTE UKIP OR DUP, OTHERWISE NECK YOURSELF

Does he dare make his comeback?

cultural appropriation

She's a cunt and so is he. Disgrace to the white race. Fuckin acid attacks. Jesus Christ are this Towie lot really that rough? What happened to the cheeky cockney?

Are our working classes turning feral lads

Labour is not a good as say a dildo is a good. The price of labour (wages) should be just. If you believe markets should set wages you think that the market wage is the just wage, and then you are a smelly modern. The minimum wage should the minimum wage needed for a man to provide for his family.

>Left
Ugly version of Kayleigh
>Middle
Vogan from Revenge of the Cybermen
>Right
Female Indian Savile

Drug dealers and criminals used to do this in the 80's. Squirting ammonia in jiffy bottles at people

I would vote tory
Lab+G is more than tory

I'm surprised they didn't have 'i'm with her' placards.

>essex
>cockney

Christ surely he can do better than that mess

Why should she? Corbyn and Timmy are the ones that need to sort their shit out.

i.imgur.com/ax8rclb.jpg

We've imported American black '''culture''', just another thing to thank the Yanks for.

Ammonia yes. At rival criminals yes. But that's different to doing it at random people in a club.

Also ammonia is different to actual paki style battery acid attacks.

Also why did you change your name rimjob?

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pics pls
tactial voting you dip also ukip is funded by a banking jew (((aron banks))) and the dup are a bunch of zionst cuck boys you faggot

Just a Quick one Tory LARPING FAGGOTS .
I have recorded all Posts here ,
GCHQ !
I tried in different names to stop this !!!!an u still posted Hateful /Jail posts !
I need you to Know Them Hate Posts are ..

Await You yer fate ..

Destroy HD /Change or Gutteman screen over all night ..Cops will not come a week .. Just what ..:) you went there a laf .. NEVEr PSTED !

The towie lot are all the children of cockney refugees from east London u pedantic little cunt head

>3 hours of Farron and Corbyn arguing over who loves Muslims and homosexuals the most

just die in my sleep already

He's a skinny rat cunt and she's a bloke

Oh you're saying its like the American elections because she's a woman and they're holding signs?

Really there's very little American influence, I really don't know what you're getting at.

Corbyn IS unfit to lead. He can't even lead his party without it falling apart.

May is already PM and I can 100% assure you she still will be - and with a greater majority - come June 9th.

>Will probably do stream of consciousness stump speeches every day
>not backed by party machine
>no one in the MSM thinks he can do it

This sounds eerily familiar...

Cor blimey, didn't know there were full blown tit pics i.imgur.com/FUszbhe.gif

I miss being able to take the piss out of this man on a regular basis.

>t. 17 year old mummy may fanboy cunt

>4444
What have you done.....

kek

I would genuinely laugh my bollocks off if he did it.

>But that's different to doing it at random people in a club
True I think people are just a lot more thick/reckless now.

>Also ammonia is different to actual paki style battery acid attacks.
I think this was ammonia as I didn't do that much damaged.

>Also why did you change your name rimjob?
Pic reated

Right lads I'm going to volunteer for Labour hopefully knocking on doors if I can get to grips with my spaghetti in the coming weeks. I can stomach cuntish town folk voting in a narrow minded way but I can't bear to see the working class area I grew up in turn blue.

Anyone got any advice or experiences?

Milk man is a poor substitute indeed

being this much a teck nerd .lol

kekekke

He doesn't have the alpha male swagger trump does though

he is fucked he just dont know it yet to much of a true believer

I thought it was a Bangladesh thing

Difference between him and Trump is that Trump's policies had traction and were grounded in voter's reality rather than in the wishy-washy concepts that Corbyn speaks in

Can you please stop pretending we're anything like the US, its embarassing.

Corbyn is already leader of the opposition. His entire party has fallen apart. He's a non-interventionist republican socialist.

She is a stupid bitch though, shes standing in front of a class, at work, actually trying to put on a show. What a self absorbed idiot.

I would work on your trolling techniques first lad, you're not fooling anyone.

You'll get your head kicked in hopefully

Kill yourself?

>Labour

Great response you moronic shitlord.

>hurr she's literally hillary because of a couple of images and because she called a socialist cunt who's destroyed his own party a shit leader

Cockney gangsters used to do it to their adversaries for japes

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE DIMINISHING AMOUNT AND QUALITY OF OUR MOST VITAL, LIFE SUSTAINING SUBSTANCE - ARYAN BLOOD?

ARE YOU TIRED OF ARYANS RUNNING RAMPANT IN THE STREETS - THE BLOOD CONSTABULARY OVERSTRETCHED AND UNDERFUNDED?

ARE YOU TIRED OF THE CONTINUING NON-AGGRESSION POLICY THAT WE CONTINUALLY PURSUE WITH THEIR ARYAN NATION?

WE PROMISE TO OPEN SIX NEW BLOOD REFINERIES ACROSS THE NORTH OF ENGLAND AND CREATE FOUR NEW REFINERY SHIPS.

A VOTE FOR THE BEADY PARTY IS A VOTE FOR A REAL ARYANDIED.

WE WILL REINSTATE THE NATIONAL ALLOWANCE OF ARYANBLOOD. THERE WILL BE 500ML A DAY OF PURE GOVERNMENT STANDARD FOR EVERY MAN, WOMAN AND CHILD.

PERFIDY CENTRES WILL BE REOPENED ACROSS THE UK TO CONTINUE KEEPING OUR FINGERS IN EVERY PIE ACROSS THE CONTINENT AND BEYOND.

BEADY PARTY WILL GET THE ARYANS OFF THE STREETS AND INTO THE REFINERY WHERE THEY BELONG. THE CONSERVATIVE, LABOUR AND UKIP PARTY WILL NOT NAME THE THREAT THAT IS DESTROYING OUR GREAT NATION AND WILL NEITHER ADMIT THAT THEIR INACTION IN ROUNDING THEM UP IS THE CAUSE OF OUR GREAT DECLINE.

YOU WILL NOT HEAR "WE CAN'T ROUND UP THE ARYANS THEY HAVE RIGHTS"

YOU WILL HEAR "WE CAN SEND EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM TO THE CENTRIFUGE."

VOTE BEADY.

>this burger tier political knowledge