Why are you not a satanist?

why are you not a satanist?

>Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
>Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
>When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
>If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
>Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
>Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
>Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
>Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
>Do not harm little children.
>Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
>When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him

THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD KYS OP REEEEEEEEEEE

I tried to read The Necronomicon once. Absolute incomprehensible gibberish.

Pizzagate was debunked. Satangate is real fake news

hows middleschool going kiddo

>Narcissistic anal-gazing libertarianism + anal

No thanks. Enjoy your weeping AIDS sores.

what the fuck are those hebrew letters?
what is that circle?
fuck off kike pseudo satanist

Being Satanist would mean I believe in God.

Jewish thought disease

It's about as much a religion as Wicca.