Sup Forums Crystal Ball - again

Alright. Which one of you.
Drop some more leaks faggot.
Also
> normies incoming

dailydot.com/layer8/Sup Forums-user-leaked-british-election-news/

There's leaks here all the time.

It's just, most people disregard them because there is so much LARPing.

I am leaking, can you guess from where?

Ya don't say

Like that /r9k/ thread about not going to school if you lived in the Northwest

The first few posts called him a LARPER

Ooo I didn't see that one

Wish the full thread was still archived - there's one guy who says "I bet you won't even shoot yourself pussy."

>muh russian hackers
OH BOY HERE WE GO AGAIN! HELLO MI5 AND MI6, CIA, NSA AND EVERYONE ELSE.

probally the 9mm hole left in your head after you smoked jamals 5lb bag of weed

Holy shit.

he didnt actually shoot anyone though.

More like.
>"British PM is going to announce something"
>"Bet shes going to announce an election or something..."
>"Were going to have an election"
>"Wow I guess something right for once..."
And now the media goes bonkers.

fake and gay

Post more CP. That should take care of them.

> hello FBI?
> it's me, user
> I found the child fucker posting CP to Sup Forums
> what's that FBI?
> ok I'll relay the message
> hang up

FBI says must immediately kys. Without delay

There was only like 3 reasons for the surprise announcement: election, queen dead, ayy's are revealing themselves.

Hey Media - if you won't fuck off at least ask for a date and timestamp on some form evidence, otherwise you're just reporting on a well timed LARPer or a lucky guess.

I'm leaking precum due to edging 15 hours straight to pics of asian girls footpussy. Does that count?

Footfags are almost as bad as trapfags
> almost

One of those "users" was me.

So what I'm hearing is The Queen might be the only thing standing between us and first contact?
I'm from the media. If you're an insider blink twice.

>you

Vote right!

This is why satire is near impossible now. What we used to joke about 10 years ago truely has become reality.