Just got in. This shit is incredibly comfy with a thunderstorm outside.
Wyatt Martin
GOOD EVENING ROBERTS
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
Kevin Lee
...
Dominic Lee
>the person who's been stabbed isn't responding
Carson Diaz
look great robert
Levi Ortiz
some of the dispatchers have really cute voices
Dylan Diaz
Agreed. There's a day watch dispatcher that I'm in love with.
Adrian Gomez
How's Robert doing?
Jack Ramirez
Ol' Bobby's feelin fine
Samuel Nelson
attempting to get hit by a car kek
Blake Smith
>man screaming in the street has evolved into... >battery in progress!
>man with no shoes walking in traffic >looks like he's trying to get hit by a car
Samuel Mitchell
Man trying to get hit by a car.
Landon Davis
>man beating woman in car kek, robert sounds exhausted at beginning of the shift
Jaxon Williams
>attempting to get hit by cars
fucking niggers cant even sue them for damaging your bumper because they have no money
Connor Garcia
Thanks!
Tyler Powell
Robert is ALWAYS fine. He's a superhero.
Cameron Cook
oh shit, did sassy just start her shift?
Blake Jackson
>robbed at gunpoint by three male blacks
Austin Gutierrez
I will never move to a major city, I'm fine sitting here in my nice house at the base of a mountain.
I would rather be surrounded by literal fucking bears than have to deal with this shit on a daily basis.
Aaron Wilson
>holding the train up
Wild West up in here
Julian Evans
>I will never move to a major city, I'm fine sitting here in my nice house at the base of a mountain. Funny. I live on top of a mountain. It's very windy.
Oliver Allen
TRYING TO HOLD THE TRAIN UP GIBS ME DAT TRAIN DONATE TO MAH BASKETBALL TEAM
Samuel Wright
There was a story in the news in my city just last week that was /cpd/ tier. Police respond to a generic anonymous report of 'disturbance' in apartment building. Police show up, two men "covered in blood" emerge from the elevator. They had been allegedly attempting to collect payment for a drug deal.
Angel Perez
You'd have better luck reasoning with a bear, than you would a feral negro.
Jaxson Hughes
>Robert
no surprise Chicago is so shitty if there is just one guy doing all the work
William Lee
Is anyone else kind of sad that we get no resolution or explanation to these things? We often hear what has happened but we never hear the beginning or the end. Just the middle. Why is there a man with no shoes walking into traffic? Is he doing it for insurance? What lead to him having this happen in his life? And what is going to happen to him later on? Is he going to get help? Is he going to die?
Robert Howard
>turned the doorknob then walked away
MADMAN
Asher Nguyen
He's the hero we need, but we don't deserve him
Kevin Jones
>don't know race oh we know
Nathan Reed
Dog scared him away.
Christian Richardson
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS
Michael White
>don't know race
Anyone wanna take some guesses?
Eli Sanchez
Good boy
Nolan Nelson
>I don't know the race I do.
Wyatt Moore
...
David Peterson
It's quiet.
Blake Brooks
Sorry, user, but they only serve Robert
Brayden Morgan
S T E P O N I T S A M
Ryan Brooks
RRH! HERE WE GO
Jayden Sullivan
Naperville checking in, though I'm in Elk Grove for work.
How aware do you think these cops and dispatchers are that there are like 1000 people listening to them at any given time?
Christian Johnson
STEP ON IT SAM
Adam Ramirez
Oh, they know. They've talked about it a few times.
Hunter Rivera
I'm curious: What did they say?
Anthony Baker
Dispatcher getting sassy!
Ian Kelly
It would be nice. Only the biggest happenings make the news and tell how the story ends. Most of the time, I don't even think there is a resolution. The Roberts can't investigate all of these crimes, even if they do catch them, the courts and ACLU make sure they don't serve much time, if any at all. The same nigs are right back on the street to do it again. That's what really makes me sad. So many victimized people because it would be racist to protect them.
Angel Parker
>Caller says the suspects are listening to the scanner. They've said that a few times.
Camden Gray
We live in the moment. Robert's glory is fleeting. We hear it and then move on to the next thing.
Cooper Ramirez
different user but one cop reminds people sometimes that people are listening to the scanner
Eli Davis
yea they def know. a lot of residents listen. they have private ones we cant hear as well
do you think they are holding off until tomorrow night since it's 420? I would imagine that they just use it as an excuse to just take ALL the drugs.
might be an interesting night tomorrow
Hudson Allen
There's no help for Rockford. It's been fucked for too long. First it was founded by Swedes, first they brought in too many blacks, and now the Swedes are bringing in muslim refugees. It can only improve by burning it to the ground.
Lucas Baker
they really dont care about weed here unless its big amounts. they have better things to do . was let go many times as a youth.. maybe it was just white privilege though
Lincoln Green
Ok
Dylan Gomez
>there's plenty of blood out here
Luis Edwards
You almost got five fives
Nathan Harris
someone give me a quick rundown on MALE BLACK
Ayden Sullivan
I'll be tuning in! Tomorrow should be primetime for armed robbery and the like
Zachary James
imagine your an officer actually named robert. i would be so damn confused.
Bentley King
Damn
Gabriel Rodriguez
...
Xavier Thomas
Kek. There's at least one that I know of.
Parker Torres
You'll know when you're ready to know
Dominic Morgan
Tuning in hella late Roberts, how goes the night?
Ethan Harris
me too, my cousin is cpd named robert kek
Austin Clark
Tons of shots going off tonight.
Jose Phillips
Robert's sworn enemy. /maleblack/ is the sole reason for Chicago's downfall. Execute on sight, with extreme prejudice.
Easton Hughes
somebody should really investigate all that blood here
David Ward
Must be warm, can't wait for summertime /cpd/ threads
Carter Hall
Do we already know the identity of Robertanon, it would be great if we recognized him on the scanner. >Not really though, for the sake of his job >Pic related "Male Black"
Aaron Moore
>riding a skateboard with his hat backwards
Hudson Torres
Just tell me where to drop the match, senpai. I recognize that most people think their hometowns are lame unless they're from larger cities, but this place is truly depressing
Logan Young
Skate or die, dudes
Luis Ramirez
>someone riding his skateboard with his hat backwards
M A D M A N
Parker Brooks
>someone riding a skateboard with a backwards hat
Surely this is Robert's too priority
William Morgan
Top*
Brody Adams
>Guy riding skateboard with hat backwards THE FUCKING MADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Logan Hall
I'm close to Chicago and it's a warm night out. No reason to shoot inside when it's nice out.
Adrian Reed
>Skateboard rider going backwards with his cap
DROP. EVERYTHING.
Joseph Martin
a bit chilly here actually
Nathaniel Diaz
>skating with hat backwards HE MUST BE STOPPED
Luke Morris
>martinez
DEPORT
Parker Young
SEND IN THE FEDS
Thomas Bennett
>cute dispatcher will never tell you, "You're welcome :)" while on patrol keeping Blacks in line
Why live guys?
Leo Hughes
He's most likely a white. I bet Black Male is a higher priority.
Joseph Anderson
Oh, Fulton and Sacramento. That makes more sense. Fullerton and Sacramento isn't a bad area.
The shooting took place at the Citgo? That's what Squad said?
Nicholas Ward
is crime rate making real attempts to drop in chi?
