Brit/pol/ - Neil The Soul Reaver Edition

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MAY: SNAP ELECTION IS THE ONLY WAY TO GUARANTEE SECURITY FOR THE YEARS AHEAD
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
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>She accused Britain's other political parties of "game playing"

CURRENT PARTY BREAKDOWN
parliament.uk/mps-lords-and-offices/mps/current-state-of-the-parties/

GEORGE OSBORNE QUITS PARLIAMENT
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39643347
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>he would be using the [new editorial] role to provide "straight facts and informed opinion"

MAY AVOIDS TV DEBATES
thesun.co.uk/news/3357498/theresa-may-set-to-avoid-tv-election-debates-despite-goading-from-jeremy-corbyn-and-calls-by-tim-farron-for-bbc-to-empty-chair-her/
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>CORBYN: "she should not be dodging head-to-head TV debates

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Post your council.

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>No links for Douglas Cuckswell not standing for re-election

Why is he not let back in with the Tories whilst Mark Reckless is?

>tfw no big boisterous Brillo bf

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WHO HERE /REALISTS PARTY/

>Foreign Policy

>Remind everyone we live in space and as it is held so intricately spinning. It is fragile. So we must be thoughtful with our actions. Try with our utmost to take harmony to countries with conflict. Take poverty OFF our planet. We are the only party with the expertise to do this. Liaise with African countries about building houses giving people in England a new route to life, away from horrible flats and sink estates. Inform the Saudi Arabians of the advantages of allowing women to drive.

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The only choice!

Stop voting Tory

Fuck the research. Fuck the shit charts.

What's that site?

P-please continue to have a great afternoon, A-Anglo-senpais. . .

KEKSWELL IS STANDING DOWN!


DOUGLAS CARSWELL IS NOT SEEKING RE ELECTION AND SAID HE'LL VOTE TORY


PAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAQHAHAHA


YOOOOKIP BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

HAVE CAN THEY EVER RECOVER

Vote Conservative

>Why is he not let back in with the Tories whilst Mark Reckless is?

He isn't, he just sits with the Conservative group in the Welsh Assembly, he hasn't been re-admitted to the party

>Go on Manchester football page
>Everyone is a chav
>Everyone is working class
>"who you all voting for then?"
>Literally everybody has swapped from Labour to Tory, most citing Brexit

Corbyn really is fucked ain't he

we've got more than enough faggots in the uk.

Reckless isn't in the tories, he's sitting with them in the welsh assembly as an independent.

>tfw no more The Thick of It
>le real life is like it now XD

twitter.com/JohnCurticeOnTV

Important account

Thoughts?

northyorks.gov.uk/article/25728/2013-election-results

Just google your council then 2013 results I guess.

FPTP to the rescue lad

Third pirates doing well only equals a weak government, it's either Red or Blue, and reds not an option. So Blue.

Ignore the author and try to explain why its wrong, anons.

Poor Peter. 2 years ago he thought the Tories were finished forever.
Reckon YMCA has killed himself yet?

My mistake lads. Carswell not standing makes more sense now.

this is how those numbers would turn out

Don't forget that the labour remnants will also barely turnout

I'm predicting Labour get sub 20%

I will if you tell me what fucking site to use.

>not wanted the Neil to pound your tight boipussy

Have a great day potato-chan.

Warning from Venezuela - Do NOT Vote for Corbyn

youtube.com/watch?v=8d8Ijg_KAE4

>89 seats
fucking hell. gives me hope here in Merseyside

d25d2506sfb94s.cloudfront.net/cumulus_uploads/document/04xxn42p3e/TimesResults_170419_VI_Trackers_GE_W.pdf

Tell me about it, fucking benders everywhere

This is the same across the land, Labour are no longer a party of the working class they support exists only with Pakis, scruffy students and cunts in North London.

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Tucker was finished. Can't really bring him back. Iannucci is making Veep atm as well.

One of my favourite Tucker moments was his reaction to the irretrievable loss of immigratiom figures.

T-thanks Burger-kun. . .

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The bankers the bonuses want more mass immigration to line their pockets. Why do you think the traditional left working class have traditionally felt threatened by it?

Why can't I be mad at both?

Y-You're cute and welcome. But is Irelands general not more fitting for you?

I hate her so much but Suzzane Evans is looking hot as fuck today, I would love to give her a stiff dicking.

wait, what about the defection the Times was teasing us with last night?

I aint clicking that shit.

Merseyside will be labour even if they get 5% nationally.

Anytime Potato-chan!

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she's fucking minging user

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Then start being electable.

Ex Labour MP to Dems.

Not story

He's completely missing the point that all the imported low-standards workers directly benefit those industrialists and immoral cheapskates. They're two inter-related problems, neither can be ignored.

>Lambeth is more gay that Brighton
Isn't Lambeth a black borough aswell?

Our Labour collapsed massively too, sign of things to come!

fuck off the pair of you

>a third of Tory voters voted Remain and just want to get on with it

Good for them

You're cute user

Life in the UK gonna be fun when the conservatives have power to fuck you with impunity.

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i bet no other council uses a map like that

>haringey
>not the gayest place in britain

Shame, it has the right name and everything

It is a yougov pdf or the results. Just go to the legit site and find it yourself. If all you look at are picture people post then prepare to eat blueberries for the rest of your tiny shitty life.

She really isn't.

Something about these posh old women just tickles me.

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He's right but he fails to address what this user said.

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>Worst of the tripcancer leaves
>Vacuum filled by Larping anime mongs

mate she looks like a half filled whoopee cushion

Blacks are really fucking gay

I have a cold i bet thats because of bankers bonuses as well

It was inevitable. Join us.

it'll keep the black demographic down

I thought blacks are as homophobic as Muslims

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Tired old looking women who look like Primary School teachers are my fetish.

A lot of them are, others are gay as fuck

Last night's haggis

Got elections on the 4th of May though, hoping to get rid of the SNP councillors.

Also one of the most unhappy. Not gay at all.

uk.businessinsider.com/ons-personal-wellbeing-data-unhappiest-places-to-live-in-britain-2017-4

>13. Ipswich
>12. Hackney
>11. Enfield
>T=9. Islington
>T=9. Boston
>8. Haringey
>7. Greenwich
>T=5. Lewisham
>T=5. Wolverhampton
>4. Preston
>3. Burnley:
>2. West Lancashire
>1. Corby

Sounds like one as well
>casually slipping in 'the bankers the bonuses'
Giggled like a right daft cunt mate. It's even funnier in a serious context.

>big

the fuck

STIRRING

they are but the black people who are gay, are like really fucking gay

T-they are trying to meme a non-existant party into the Dáil and are not A-Anglo-senpais, who notice me and give me headpats. . .
N-No worries. . .
T-thank you A-Anglo-senpai. . .
H-headpats are best from A-Anglo-senpai. . .
P-plz no bulli. . .

Nice hair love.

what happened to all those trip fags anyways?

I wasn't talking about his height user

>tfw you will never hear Suzanne Evans chuckle lightly as she tries to fit one of her giant grannynips down your pisshole

N-no bulli. . .

Awww Dàil look at you say funny words. CUTE.

>tfw Neil has seen this

Sarin or similar? How can we believe this shit chemistry. Anyone with the right knowledge and equipment can tell if it is sarin. It is a well known drug and has an establish fingerprint. Such fucking liars.

Imagine if their parents could see them now.

Pathetic excuses for sons.

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>chuckle
>not coo
Get it right lad.

A-Am I kawaii. . .?

Them fucking legs though.

>2. West Lancashire
Ive been to Skelmersdale and its grim just to visit. Its like the degenerates bullied the people who work out of town

Stupid (((globalist))) faggot.