ITS FUCKING HAPPENING NORTH KOREA DECLARES WAR ON US

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"In the case of our super-mighty preemptive strike being launched, it will completely and immediately wipe out not only U.S. imperialists' invasion forces in South Korea and its surrounding areas but the U.S. mainland and reduce them to ashes,"

"In the case of our super-mighty preemptive strike being launched, it will completely and immediately wipe out not only U.S. imperialists' invasion forces in South Korea and its surrounding areas but the U.S. mainland and reduce them to ashes,"

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YOU ARE GONNA GET GLASSED SON

SUPER MIGHTY

PRE-EMPTIVE STRIKE

ON US

BY BYE IMPERIALIST PIG

>NORTH KOREA DECLARES WAR ON US
I'ts 1950 again?

North Korea either has to shit or get off the pot. Enough shit talking.

R.I.P Kim Jong UNfit

press F to pay respects

>tfw live in little shit midwest town
>tfw gotta drive an hour before finding civilization
>tfw not good enough to nuke

Anyone have more info about the Chinese negotiators who were in Pyongyang this week?

BREAKING NEWS:

North Korea to strike California

youtube.com/watch?v=H1o4B9SWrX4

>Happens every few weeks
>Acts like its news

Keep dreaming

>some more of the same shit they've been telling their drones since the Korean war

N O T H I N G
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just hope kimmy doesn't go for Aus

>NK warns
>NK threatens
>NK claims
I'm surprised that people still pay any attention at all.

>THREATENS THE UNITED STATES WITH PRE-EMPTIVE NUKE STRIKE
>IMPLYING ITS NOT TOTALLY-FUCKING-ON.

NIGGER YOU'VE INVADED COUNTRIES FOR FAR LESS LOL

As if our defense systems wouldn't be ready for such an event. This little gook is so delusional it hurts

>super mighty
Are they children?

Post yfw the best Korea totally obliterate the US with their super mighty preemptive strike.

These fuckers thinks that the earth is flat, look at this

>NORTH KOREA DECLARES WAR ON US
the war never stopped user, it was always a cease fire.

I don't understand fat boy in the same way I didn't understand saddam Hussein. why don't these fucks see that these courses of action lead to their destruction. Sure he may take a couple million people with him, but continuing to poke the bear will lead to his demise.

I'm getting a little tired of waiting. Just drop 10-15 nukes on Pyongyang, Kims palace and the big military bases and be done with this shit.

You fools, don't you see it's a feint?
The nukes are just misdirection.
Those highways in Atlanta getting sections burnt out of them isn't random, it's to isolate the CDC before the already in place bioweapon is released.

>N O T H I N G
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THIS. FUCK OFF FINNISH IDIOT

>US shrugs this off
>turns out Kim had ordered a Mach 20 nuke to be built that can cover huge distances
> catches US off guard
>San Fran or LA get nuked

Tbh hope its San Fran since i have family in LA

Thank Jesus I'm safe they said mainland

>super mighty premptive strike
Lmao

SUPAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

HNMYTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

PULEEEMTIVE UH STEEERYKU

>their super mighty preemptive strike.

they're going to order a lot of pizzas to the white house

hahroo yes dis meesta poorezzidantu Treumpu, me wanty many pizza I pay good you bring

>The nukes are just misdirection.

they'll eventually say some went off and blame the fukushima leak deaths on it

May your horses be slow for 1000 generations, Fingol traitors.

>claims they're going to nuke the US every 5 minutes
>international community gets triggered
>nobody does anything Because North Korea is a faggot
>NK threatens louder
>etc. Repeat
Is North Korea just a big shitpost?

That image quality is terrible, what are you showing?

Let's get this shit over with.

War were declared, and has been since the 50s.

>"North Korea warns"

How do you get declares war from that?

(((Reuters)))
Yes goy. North Korea is threatening a preemptive strike goy. We aren't just taking it's state propaganda out of context. Don't worry goy while you go off to die there will be plenty of Muslim refugees keeping your wives company.

youtube.com/watch?v=yy7RXzGChWk

I operate on so many levels of cynicism and irony that I've long lost myself

>>SUPRAH MEGRAH BUMB 900000 IS GUNNA BLOW YER YANKEE SHIT UP

lol wut, are they trying to mimic our MOAB?

Oh look, NK is talking shit again. When will they actually do something?

They've been talking shit like this for 60 fucking years and have done precisely nothing.

digits confirm

we walking dead in six months

If you announce it, is it still preemptive?

head to the bunker
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>super-mighty
Kim really is autistic, isn't he?

that'll trigger a war with a china

Bring it, fatty!

We won't miss Commiefornia anyways.

CARL Carl carl cARL caRL carL

finally
I want to watch muricans be turned into ashes
They won't even strike back, they are too afraid of China and Russia

>super-mighty
>I-its real this time! Don't your d-dare try anything.

Straight line missile paths, they should be arcs around the globe. It's not like we needed this proof that their "attack plan" is just the usual ridiculous bluster though.

My thinking at the moment is this. A US soldier will get shot/possibly killed at the DMZ. Trump will then drop three big bunker buster bombs at the known test sites. New negotiations will finish with NK and SK becoming one again.
Quite often at the DMZ both sides shoot at and kill each other. It is a kind of target practice for new solders. As nothing happened today the next date to look for is 25th April.

>mighty nuke is launched
>fails and falls in the middle of the ocean
>cannot use the "it was just a test" excuse again
do it kim

In North Korea you can get executed on the spot for doing photography. They don't let anybody else into the country under any circumstance and one guy even got arrested and sentenced to 40 years of hard labour just for thinking about Chicken McNuggets.

Just drop two nukes on Norks maybe they'll innovate.

Its just the regular NK provocation, its literally nothing.

We're still at war with north korea, so did they break the armistice?

DAS RITE

DEATH TO AMERICA

kek

even more radiation in the already fucked ocean from Fukushima (assuming it's aimed at Cali).

I seriously don't want a happening today, it's my wife's birthday and I have to clean the house, bake her cake, and all that shit. Plus we've been saving up for a vehicle so we don't have the supplies to last an SHTF scenario atm.

/WAR/

>living in a country where women(and shemales) are plenty
>beer is $1USD a bottle at a nightclub
>delicious food is $1-2
>get to sit my ass sipping on a Heineken everyday(I'm probably an alcoholic and my liver is probably in shit shape)
>won't get irradiated
Stay jelly Americucks.

Question, if America gets nuked this won't affect my pension right?

>619
>San Diego area code

....Fuck, it's happening, isn't it.

but in all honestly lads

US has invaded for far less
and this is threatening with a pre-emptive nuke guys

>mfw americunts get obliterated by the only country shitter than theirs

just a regular normal thursday honestly

46. Be careful they are not checking you out. Time for a party van to cross the border.

So far it's worked, in that it has kept the regime in power and let them periodically shakedown the west for food aid gibs. Lil' Kim and his regime are perfectly sane. Trump and Tillerson are going to provoke them badly, call their bluff, lol as they do nothing then make a deal that allows NK to save some face whilst mostly benefiting the US.

>but the U.S. mainland and reduce them to ashes

okay I get wiping out Seoul/Japan, but are they honestly so blind they think they can somehow attack our mainland from thousands of miles away when they can't even launch a missile outside the sea of Japan?

and if they sent troops, they're boats will be blown out of the water before they hit Hawaii. I actually hope they try this now.

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>inb4

CAN U SEE THE hidden TRIFORCES on the map TOO ?!! o____o

Oh no what a loss..

*cough*

HEY! NK seems like a decent place, don't call it shitty

But.
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> super-mighty

lmao what is the next threat "super ultra mega cool swag swiggity wowie woozie"

...

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Inb4 Iceland is unaffected once more

US, the new judea

Sorry mang. You and your lady boys payday ends here.

>meme magic in a jpeg format
Tahnks user

>fallout will leak to russia
>WW3
good idea Ahmad lol

Next strike will be super duper serious and very super mighty, be warned usa

Yes. It is self defense before the aggressor has a chance to attack you

K

Fall out would blow over Japan. Weather patterns at this time of year work that way.

more like Kim Jong Unleashed

"It will come when we least expect it"

Right on Hitlers fucking birthday too.
I'm sorry Kim. I doubt you'll even hit California

Considering California would probably be too busy getting high to give a shit...

I would laugh for days if it ended up being north korea of all countries the one to nuke amerilardistan out of orbit

>North Korea declares war on US

That'd be scary if NK wasn't basically the equivalent of the pudgy neckbeard who claims to have a blackbelt in twelve different martial arts

>tfw also in a Midwest state
>tfw I live next to major steel plants and oil refineries
>tfw I'm the first to go

IF THEY STRIKE COMMIFORNIA ...

THAT IS CALLED

FRIENDLY FIRE.

CORRECT ?!?!

>kek confirms
>88
>hitlers birthday

shouldn't NK maybe um learn how to correctly fire a missile first, yeah?

Man this is a late response from pol. I read this shit a few hours ago.

It's fucking nothing but shit'tier banter.

Its more like they are a crazy guy with a knife but the police are 15 minutes away.

At any moment, they can go on the stabbing spree, but they know in the back of their minds they will be stopped shortly afterwards.

They could reduce most of South Korea to rubble by the time we even move assets into position to strike back.

SUPER-MIGHTY BY 2020

>Cali gets nuked
>Best Korea swears they didn't do it
>Trump nukes them anyways
>Democrats never win CA. again.
>4D nuclear chess

Kim's gonna get a super mighty ass kicking if he keeps this shit up.