What will Tromp do Sup Forums?
What will Tromp do Sup Forums?
Other urls found in this thread:
youtube.com
youtube.com
sputniknews.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
laugh, probably. Thats what I'm doing right now
He threatens preemptive strikes every year, the main reason it's being covered endlessly is because idiots who are unaware of this fact will likely blame Trump entirely.
>super-mighty
seems Kim just mocking Trump vocabulary
Look how half haphazardly they cobbled together the metal on these converted lumber trucks!
my family life is becoming a never ending thanksgiving, I'm surrounded by fucking morons who think they can trust CNN at their word
...
use our anti nuclear defenses...
what would happen if NK really did nuke San Francisco or some other West coast shithole? Would US nuke NK?
oh no Zarumpf is done, I mean how will Schlumpf recover from this threat. I mean, wew lad. Rude Kim.
>media has warned
>believing anything media says
world peace would finally be realized as all countries come together >>to thank NK for getting rid of the abomination that is cuckifornia
Most likely not. Just endless airstrikes
doesnt the US have technology that can shut down the atoms in these bombs?
It would finally give us an excuse to forcibly vassalize the planet by force.
Wtf I feel like we've been getting threatened for imminent war since 5 years ago when I started paying attention.
They have like 20 nukes, at best
I bet the US defense system can take it
>pre-emptive strike
>Tell the enemy you'll do it
isn't their range only to japan at maximum?
Our defense is good but if you take some time to look up how ICBMs work we may be fucked. There is a brief window to intercept the missile but once it reaches the apogee of its flight and deploys the nuclear reentry devices there's no stopping the nukes.
I check the news every day hoping someone has fired a nuke, i don't care who does it first just do it pls someone
kim WILL do it. that's for sure.
Do it. I dare you. Ching chong hong kong.
The US has been in a perpetual state of war with the norks for 50+ years. Anyone who says otherwise is full of it.
Hate to say it, but it's inevitable that the US will be drawn into a full blown confrontation with the norks at some point. America can avoid war Iran, Syria, or Russia, but we cannot avoid war with the Norks,
I thought the Norks wanted to be left alone. Now their threatening a pre-emptive strike? Fat fuck Kim is a straight up retard, he's just begging to get suicided.
> Missile launched by NK on the 15th "almost immediately blows up"
> Threatens US with pre-emptive strike
KEK
>Implying your radars woudln't be fucked up by Russia alredy
Please let this happen. Please Jesus.
t. Jeffersonian
You faggots realize they literally just cherry picked some shitty OPED from North Korea's propaganda news paper right?
A North Korean "JOURNALIST" made the threat. Not the government.
WEW
E
W
Seriously. I decided to look into it. It took the whole of 5 seconds to debunk this as fake news.
If you think everyone else is wrong, maybe you are.
their last missile test blew up after like 12 miles, 10 of which were vertical, and they pretended that was a success.
It's not fake. NK makes fakey comments, but it's all all too real threat.
You're ignoring the video they showed their leader of US cities being nuked?
You're shilling for NK. Why?
My only hope is that they nuke the shit out of LA and Seattle. Best possible scenario for the US.
Is it wrong that I'm rooting for NK right now?
>words mighty and N. Korea in same sentence
Hopefully NK do nuke California
>radar
>in 2017
We have space satellites to find missiles now.
Russia can't fuck with them without violating space warfare treaties.
I needed a good laugh today
Out of 20 ICBMs Russia launched in the last decade, only 10 actually made it to the target. And we're talking about missile tests here, with no enemy trying to intercept them.
Koreans have what, 4 ICBMs? Say 2 stand a chance of actually hitting the target. 2 will get intercepted.
"this mad dog thing you had worked when you weren't capable of touching us, not any more sorry bye"
youtube.com
The North's propaganda outlet Uriminzokkiri TV posted a three-and-a-half minute-long video on Thursday titled "Effects of sanctions on North Korea."
I'm out of range, I don't care if he launches them or not. I'm pretty sure V2 rockets were more accurate than NK's shitty propulsion system.
and of course they can't reach us (now)
the point is,
we told them to stop testing nukes and they won't
so all precautions are being taken
The age of Trump is over. The age of Jeb has begun.
Thread should have ended here. Same shit, different President.
>norks finally attempt to nuke someone
>shitty pre-Soviet era rocket technology malfunctions because some starving employee ate the wiring for dinner
>the missile detonated mid launch
>the norks nuke themselves.
>your face when
Is that the video where they literally used film footage from the 1996 film "Independence Day?"
Hopefully we'll either glass the fuckers or seal team 6 them like we did bin laden.
>what would happen if NK really did nuke San Francisco or some other West coast shithole?
We would have a red president for at least 50 years if CA stopped existing.
>super-mighty preemptive strike
oh shit, it's super-mighty. This ain't your ordinary preemptive strike
>super-mighty
So they have absolutely nothing.
I see.
Isn't this exactly what we are threatening them with?
Based on the video, SF is their target. Fitting for modern day Sodom and Gomorrah to meet the same fate.
kys sheep
Damn right. A German would have spent 10 million designing a new chassis and only have half of them ready in time. They'd be technological wonders, but too few in number. I'm worried about our shit being maintained by Paco though, I've seen his roofing jobs.
>super-mighty
Don't fuck with this guy.
kys
Surely this will interrupt the supply of dead birds and snow coffee!
North Korea is a fake pentagon state nothing will ever happen, it literally only exists military industry fear porn and excuse to meddle in Asian politics
exist for*
I wouldn't be too mad desu
It's easier to catch it going up. Very slow and still quite big. Also, icbms have multiple warheads that separate and mean harder intercepts. That's why the US puts missile defense on the enemy borders instead of our own - by the time it reaches the west coast it's too risky.
>pre-emptive strike
>says he's gonna do it
That's why he's full of shit lol you don't communicate your pre-emptive strike to your enemies.
They can at least activate my almonds.
...
THIS IS IT, AMERICA BTFO
TRUMPETS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Probably build a case for war in congress and at the UN and invade the country like we should have done 14 years ago.
>Upon the first trumpet sound, hail and fire, mixed with blood, is thrown to the Earth burning up a third of the trees on the planet, and all green grass.
you're not wrong....
There's already a political theory revolving around tit for that nuclear weapons use against Russia.
Theoretically, say Russia accidentally nukes an American city and gets on the red phone with the president immediately and cooler heads ultimately prevail... It's agreed that, in a case like that, the Russians would just let America paste a city of equal value.
It's a really fucking stupid and elementary theory and I sincerely doubt it would work between America and Russia...
But if North Korea managed to drop a nuke on Seattle, there's nothing stopping America from making Pyongyang glow in the dark and very publicly saying that they could do it thousands of times over.
Krumpf will just golf and tweet and do nothing as usual
>tfw thought we were maybe actually getting close to a happening
>goes back to being business as usual, as always
It's been going on for a lot longer than that. My dad was born in 1953... So he's been living under the threat of nuclear annihilation his entire life. It's like kids born with the Internet. You kind of just take it for granted.
They did announce it officially
>Russia would just let America paste a city of equal value
>equal value
EQUAL VALUE
That's gotta be like 10 Russian cities
...
>satellites don't use radar
meanwhile in russia:
sputniknews.com
BASED
A
S
E
D
>"""trombone"""
>"""french horn"""
>"""drums"""
>trumpets
that captcha triggered me
Bottom right is a saxophone.
say the guys whos army also the cuckwehr is absolute garbage
>leopards got easylie btfo by soviet ATs
>sea helicopter cant cross salt waters
>tiger chopper all broken down and cant start when its more than 43 °C or something
>Puma IFV not water proof, leaking
>cuckwehr using brooms to practive
>cuckwehr vehicles could not be used while getting attacked because they didnt have TÜV
>G36 plastic garbage
>planes cant fly at night because monitors are to bright
>etc.
this is the problem
Can we just bomb them now and deal with the backlash afterwards? Pretty sure once your head of state starts to make direct threats over your national security then you need to do something.
We've had nukes ready and pointing at NK for decades.
At this point we want them to just nuke Seoul so we can glass their country and be rid of the shits.
Hopefully he does then we can become the superior red state of NCR
i think we are waiting on them to test a nuke
which, according to China, is any day now
You can't sole everything with bombs americunt. It doesn't work that way. America is trying fro over 40 years to fix Best Korea but with no success. They are stubborn fucks. Here is an interdasting doc on how they look at western degeneracy: youtube.com
I must admit, they have the point on most issues.
What if North Korea trolls the entire world into war
>Makes the launch appear as if it comes from Russia heading to US while simultaneously glassing Seoul
pls chaos gods
With Trump?
He'd drop a tactical nuke somewhere along with a missile barrage for the ages.
You're literally shaking right now.
>Best Korea is secretly KeK's chosen nation.
The North Korean press IS the government
do you kys your mother with that mouth
They would be doing America a favor.
But, like, this is one of those situations where it will.
It's a poor country where the people at top are controlling everyone in the bottom to stay in power. What makes this different from the rest of the world, is that this particular shithole is making threats. At us.
A few precision guided strikes at the very few military installations they have and a big fuck you bomb on the capital will clear the decks of those few. A couple bunker busters after and the fight is over.
The entire fight would be a couple days of planning, and two hours of dropping freedom on this piece of shit country.
t. chris kyle
the only menacing thing in north korea is the young kim's waistline
In fairness... I've seen lots of countries use brooms and shout bang during exercises.
no it wont. you can't erase a poor country with bombs. it has been proven many times in history. beside that, fat kimmy has nukes and the worst case scenario is fukushima x1000. he is crazy enough to detonate them all before giving up. that's how the mind of gooks works. remember japan in ww2? americans were forced to nuke them twice and even than they hesitate to give up.