Brit/pol/ - Wistman's Wood Edition

Today’s Articles

> Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

> Candidates in Britain's snap election: comings and goings
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-candidates-factbox-idUKKBN17M1HN

> I'm the only one who can stop Theresa! Nicola Sturgeon claims the SNP can block the Tories as she brands Corbyn's solo bid for power 'pie in the sky'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4428716/Sturgeon-claims-SNP-block-Tories.html

> Labour hopes to turn underdog status to its advantage
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/20/labour-hopes-to-turn-underdog-status-to-its-advantage

> Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

> Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

> 'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

> Nigel Farage's 7 Failed Attempts To Become An MP
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-farage-mp-elected-general-election-2017_uk_58f885f8e4b070a11750524e?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence/


Thread theme
youtube.com/watch?v=6ryfp-RQih0

Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/bbcthisweek/status/855087807978774529
strawpoll.me/12788612
twitter.com/NSFWRedditImage

...

...

first for fuck the SNP

...

Happy 420 lads

twitter.com/bbcthisweek/status/855087807978774529

KAYA

Reminder

Learn a skill then you will get a real job it's not that hard.

11th for fuck the guy who hates frogposting

How much nicer life would be if the giant protests were filled with signs like "Jobs for our youth" instead of "RACIST TORIES OUT"

...

I want the bully from the last thread to leave.

even under 100,000 net wouldn't save us
who do i vote for that will send them back?

Why don't you fuck off instead?

KAYLEIGH LOVERS, REPORT IN NOW

...

Does he have a chance if Nige returns?

Fuck me lad.

The only party actually calling for this sort of thing is BNP and they've been compromised by MI5.

Basically we're FUCKED

I hope this qt is re-elected

I sympathise with low-skilled people trying to get a job.
It's a shitty model: "What do you most look forward to about this job?" asks the interviewer when you're applying for a job fucking stacking shelves.
And there is a labour surplus, in my opinion. Your job isn't secure, you won't get paid much.

Hope all you uni mugs and NEETs have been enjoying the great outdoors this Easter holiday, especially in that cracking weather last week

>lovely Dartmoor edition
Comfydrive initiated

Piss off. I'd vote for ID: T/m2/fsF if he ran for PM.

Can't fuck off if they're in gulag, tovarisch!

I imagine imprisonment of the rich and redistribution of their wealth would be a pretty appealing idea to Corbynites.

...

No he survived Hillsborough,the Titanic and Hiroshima but Nige will end him

They've been very naughty boys.

a-are you stalking me user?

God this show is shite.

Reporting in lad.

>tfw no little northern waifu to splash her piss sample on me

If Sturgeon fucks up indyref2 is she the next SNP leader or Angus?

>tfw Fat Joe is running for my constituency now

>tfw Nige trying to end you

Looks a bit of a mong.

...

It looks very comfy, I've not got round to visiting yet.

MILFS

You're shite.

She looks like a Romany gypsy

>Tory defector to SNP

Worst kind of person in all honesty

Yeah we really wouldn't have this problem were it not for all the unskilled immigration.

I live in the countryside and my brother is currently trying to look for some summer work before starting uni. There is fuck all going around here, my parents said that everyone used to do fruit picking when they were young for a summer job. These days the Polish do that so its a nightmare trying to find some work over summer.

By "they've been compromised," do you mean "the borderline retarded sack of cross-eyed lard that is Nick Griffin hasn't been ousted"? Or did it turn out there were actual MI5 plants?

Can someone explain why May called the election?

Bet you like The Office US or the Big Bang Theory don't you

She hopped around every party before she finally got elected with SNP, she's just desperate to be an MP

Didn't she try to get elected as Labour as well?

>tfw you are such a shit MP you have to go through every party to get elected

Nick Griffin was ousted by MI5 plants.

Post your local MP lads (ignore flag)

Happy Hitlers birthday to you too user. What happened to your leg?
>Also that shitty loose at the bottom spliff.

...

Fuck first year since I stopped smoking that I didn't realise.

Because Brexit in 2019 will collapse the country, meaning she'll get roasted in a 2020 election.

She's done this to stay in power an extra two years after things go south.

I don't usually /britpol/ but dats sum gud wud nigga

He's a civic's wet dream, old Kwasi

...

Kind of what I mean though, she clearly has no beliefs whatsoever, all she cares about is being in some form of power

>mfw she sees the writing on the wall in the coming months/for the following GE and goes back to the Tories

He doesn't even bother going to parliament half the time.

What a beautiful building.

Immigraton doesn't help, but I think the relocation of industries or the destruction of industries via technology, or just something else, is responsible too. In short, there isn't enough work, but it isn't clear why.

Yeah it's well nice. Went a few years ago on a sixth-form school trip and had a comfy day talking bollocks in one of the best ancient woodlands in the country.
Because it's massively in her favour to do so right now, check the opinion polls (main opposition, Labour, are half as popular as her even though she's in power).

You look like you live in a Ken Loach film

...

strawpoll.me/12788612

strawpoll.me/12788612

>My brother can't get a summer job before going to university to do zero work using money lent to him at nigh on 0% because other peoples livelihoods depend on the same job!

Poor example laddie. Go for single mother on a 0 hour contract, that's better

Broke my foot in a mosh pit like a retard had to have an operation on it as well.

He visited my school during my last year, gave us a little talk.

>picture hasn't been updated on isidewith

Truly irrelevant.

Kwasi is good if you're a libertarian-minded or small-gubment Tory.

Repugnant. Sort yourself out.

anderson? fuck, which one?

...

...

Mine looks like Pepe

I'm a student mate, gardens always a state.

Krissy Hopkins

>Nice hovel, lad. Respect.
t.the "postman"

You look fat.

Lose some weight you fat fuck.

...

>Smoking the herbal Jew in 2017
>Littering in your own garden
>Being stupid enough to break your foot
>Posting a "selfie" on Sup Forums like it's Twitter or Instagram
You're a dumb cunt
Eugenics when?

Go away degenerate.

>its_afraid.jpg

G-good Evening Anglo-senpais. . .

Is he an alki? He's so red.

>whoops lol its a mystery where that chunk of money for the football stadium went

This is why I hate UKIP

I've got Bellers

>yfw this will probably be Dimbles' last election
It hurts lads.

Gina Miller's (ex) husband voted Brexit though.

>The former model who blocked Theresa May’s Brexit plans was embroiled in an extraordinary row last night, claiming she was inspired to take on the Government after defying her abusive anti-EU ex-husband.

Interesting question. Sturgeon is so popular that she could probably survive a referendum defeat

Anyway, leaders of the SNP are usually MSPs rather than MPs, which would rule out both Angus and Tasmina

N O

...

...

>Watching TV at all
Useful idiots

>posting this fine upstanding British gentleman
Whatever do you mean?

>fighting democracy to spite your ex
Women are such a meme.

Take your headpat and go, Dara

Wonder if Jeremy Vine gets promoted to host seat when Dimblebot goes.

I'm honestly not fat mate, just the camera angle. I wouldn't have been able to break my foot in the first place spin kicking if i was fat.

>using the internet at all
Useful idiot