>he's playing a beaner sport
Son...
>he's playing a beaner sport
Son...
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nice quality
>Literally invented in my great white nation of England
Fuck off brown.
Jew.
>he's a full kit wanker
>arse anal
all the greatest sports on earth were invented by anglos
What position would he be? Trump was defense.
Like football, and football
gonna laugh when spurs clinch title
all while arsenal lose both their best manager and player
What's the kid supposed to do, play American Football all alone on the front lawn?
I mean I know he's a bit autistic, but is it even possible to hand egg by yourself?
>club supported by the most autists and NEETs
>eternal general on Sup Forums because above
Why am I not surprised
FULL KIT WANKER
That's a big kid
>football
>beaner sport
what?
>mfw americans actually believe this
soccer*
Ann coulter is such an attention whore. She made herself look incredibly stupid just for the attention.
I wonder what those guys either side of him would have thought if you told them they were sitting next to the future president of the US.
She's right tho. Soccer was invented by European ladies for something to do while their husbands cooked
He's half Eurotrash, give him a break.
is that rob schneider starring as rob schneider?
>board is sideways
No sane person plays like this. Drumpf was a terrible mistake.
>he's sitting in a bush, making pictures of little boys
Barron is in deep danger as long as Podesta is roaming around.
So what if he's playing soccer
It's good he's outside and being active instead of being indoors watching tv or shitposting here
>le England invented football meem XDDDDD
Nice try, but it was the Chinese, you cuck:
>The very earliest form of the game for which there is scientific evidence was an exercise from a military manual dating back to the second and third centuries BC in China.
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>Be Trump
>Spend billions on dropping MOAB on nothing
>Need $ fast
>Ring Arsenal owner Stan Kroenke
>5 Minutes later
>"Hey Bannon, I bought you this Arsenal kit and ball, Go play in front of the cameras"
>Autistic legions of supporters buy Arsenal kits
>Mfw
baseball is best sport
>Brazil saying that football is a beaner sport
>Not remembering that the UK invented football
You are not Brazil, you are a proxy.
WENGER OUT
>soccer
that's called "football", macaco. we don't use american words here. unless you're an american faggot.
also stop pretending to be white, you look pathetic.
Eu sou Brasil sim. Xô, Seu Madruga!
We invented modern football, I'm sure some cavemen somewhere kicked something around as a game at some point, Also what the fuck have you invented except the zika virus and arse implants ye fookin gypos
He's a kid
Soccer is for kids.
Just about every white male in America had an AYSO jersey or 5. His dad has more money, so he gets a better outfit.
Checks out.
You sound frustrated
It's not football.
The NFL sport is called football because it is played with a one foot long ball.
The FIFA sport is called soccer because players wear long socks.
Now fuck off, you cockroach.
You stupid huemonkey there is a difference between kicking a ball which cavemen probably did and creating a competitive sport with rules and a format.
Definitely a right full back playing on the wing
>bong thinks there is more behind soccer than kicking a ball
Your normal soccer autist.
Are you projecting at every other country because deep down you know that you've more than doubled your life expectancy being at least 16 years old?
>It's not football.
Fuck off you Americanised cuck i bet your the only weird cunt in Brazil that watches the NFL and Baseball instead of Football you autistic twat
There is more than kicking a ball to it, You sometimes have to pick the ball out of your net in a world cup final m8
>>bong thinks there is more behind soccer than kicking a ball
There is and your pretty good at it Hans you should try watching it sometime but i understand that Beta-males dont like competitive physical activities
For you.
Do you really think I give one damn shit about your stupid game?
Professional football is only one way to keep people dumb as shit.
Seems like it works.
THREE LIONS ON A SHIRT
>playing football
>not browsing Sup Forums
fucking normie reeeeeeeee
FULL Arsenal gear. Fuckin kid kills me lmfao
still better than handegg
You just know that kid will lose his virginity as soon as he's able to get it up.
whitey holding you down again ?
Fuck off back to the barracks , private
I didn't knew that Donald is pedo
brazil likes to suck america black cock
you are shit in your own sports..
I mean frontal virginity, not hind virginity.
tfw Americans are too dumb to notice Cech wears a hat to play football
They probably went to Vietnam. So they probably dead
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
DOO DAA DOO DAAA
TWO WORLD WARS AND ONE WORLD CUP
ENGLAND ALL THE WAY
Donald really have strange desires
tfw no goalie
Arsenal fucking sucks and Ozil can suck a dick
Oezil*
More like nearly every great thing was invented in Anglo or Frank countries.
>full kit wanker
he's got balkan blood in him afterall
Like airplanes and hamburgers, right?
1/4th Scottish, 1/4th German and 1/2th Yugoslav
Ozil retard, I thought you heumonkeys were football pros
What do people think of Melania back in Slovenia?
think Trump would ever go out and kick the ball with his son or is he too old and fat?
>what's the german umlaut?
The first successful airplane was invented in the US by the Wright brothers. The burger of today was nothing like the meat Germans ate; therefore, it is an American dish. Same for pizza (tomato sauce was not a thing till the new world).
Sorry fag, your country has nothing.
Additional invention by Anglos:
The computer that you're sitting in front of.
The internet you're using.
The website you're on.
The language you're typing.
The fuel system to power your house.
He's right though, you nescient fucktard.
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A FUCKING SLINGSHOT
>Two world wars one world cup
One Empire
>airplanes
Everybody but Americans recognize Brazilian inventor Santos Dumont as inventor of the airplane. Stay mad.
>unironically claiming Americans invented burgers and tomato sauce
Doesn't even merit an answer.
WE WUZ INVENTORZ N SHEEIT
Why don't you use some of the Anglo inventions to research before embarrassing your country.
The Wright brothers used hills to achieve lift, not slingshots.
it's an autistic german rants about soccer episode, hilarious
I'll leave this here...
I thought the Wright bros did that shit
>American education
Inform yourself before you Shrek yourself:
en.wikipedia.org
Thank God there's an ocean between us
just a trophy wife.
>Everybody but Americans recognize Brazilian inventor Santos Dumont as inventor of the airplane. Stay mad.
Lol, shoo hue monkey.
As for pizza. Explain how Italians invented pizza during Roman times, when the main ingredient, tomato sauce, did not exist till nearly 2000 years later?
Like usual, third world residents try to steal other countries inventions to make themselves feel better.
A
FUCKING
SLINGSHOT
>first in flight hue hue
You wish fag, next you will be telling me that the indians did not invent cricket.
They did you dumb fuck. No one but Brazilians think otherwise.
During the time the Wright brothers took off in their plane into world history, a French mechanic was close but a week away from achieving flight. When he achieved flight he discovered he was one week too late. Unlike the hue monkeys he didn't say he was the first inventor.
Slovenian ,you stupid fuck
The airplane.
Stay rectally shattered.
...
Doesn't matter who invented it. It is a stupid "sport" and the only people who like it are brown and poor.
"In 1906, Alberto Santos-Dumont made what was claimed to be the first airplane flight unassisted by catapult[18] and set the first world record recognized by the Aéro-Club de France by flying 220 meters (720 ft) in less than 22 seconds.[19] This flight was also certified by the FAI.[20][21]"
Oh man did I spell Ozil like 90% of English speakers spell his name? Fucking sue me stupid monkey. Stop being so autistic