Brit/pol/ - Durdle Door Edition

Today’s Articles

>Nigel Farage won't stand as an MP
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/20/nigel-farage-announces-will-not-stand-election-admits-tories/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39651781

> Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

> Candidates in Britain's snap election: comings and goings
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-election-candidates-factbox-idUKKBN17M1HN

> I'm the only one who can stop Theresa! Nicola Sturgeon claims the SNP can block the Tories as she brands Corbyn's solo bid for power 'pie in the sky'
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4428716/Sturgeon-claims-SNP-block-Tories.html

> Labour hopes to turn underdog status to its advantage
theguardian.com/politics/2017/apr/20/labour-hopes-to-turn-underdog-status-to-its-advantage

> Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

> Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

> 'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence/


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britbongs pls make him change his mind

What's your thoughts on Threads? How the fuck was it rated 15 and not 18?

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she was fit in sharpe

That fat guy in the last thread had a really big package though.

>still waiting for the Carol Kirkwood leaks to drop

He's in Europe doing what he does best, making continentals mad

Why? He's making the right choice. Watch LBC right now, he's talking why.

Nah he wants to hang onto his £84k job a bit longer

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Here's your reward, Rimmer.

A nice bit of Shooting Stars comfiness.
Follow the links for hours of hearty keks

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Banned by the beeb should be for shit acting tbqh

Genuinely can't get to sleep for a week every time I watch it. Absolutely horrifying.
[spoiler]Hurry up and get on with it, Putin

>>Those extra parliamentary seats have to come from constituencies that are currently held by Labour

Well since they are areas where the population are social conservatives who generaly only vote labour because "Me grann and grand dad did before mi " types thats funny .

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If that was true then why the fuck would he campaign for 25 years to destroy our MEPS?

Can't be denied

>tfw 19 and no chest hair, minimal facial hair

Fug

Same user who thanked you yesterday thanking you again today. Always forget.

He is a big baby ,ulrrrrrrikkkkkkkka

Get testosterone injections.

>tfw it was a sock

>that Lib Dem political party broadcast with the interracial couple waking up and listening to the news in a Zombified state while getting ready for work

Cringed hard desu

CRUSH

THE

FUGGING

SABOTEURS

SENPAI

im watching m8
the yank ones are very uncomfy though as all they do is move around freight

This just got posted by Corbyns official campaign page on Facebook

Embarassing

Nah, I don't have a hormone imbalance I don't think. My dick is pretty big, have low hanging balls, I have pubic hair, belly hair, air pit hair and bum bum hair.

Off to tescos for a drop of port what do you guys want ?

You're welcome user

Not unusual desu , could only grow a proper beard at 25ish , it grows massive now but it took a while

Have some natasha Kaplinsky tits instead

A quick death.

Lads, is it normal to have a cumsock?

>corbyn is a weasel of a scarecrow
>lib dems: who the hell are they

Got my first chest hair this year, I'm 22.

Feels manly man.

If I was living where I am now 50 years ago Enoch Powell would be my MP

he is dabs kek

>There are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who will vote for the Blue Blairites

I don't know what I was expecting but her breasts are disappointing

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Really? I was growing mine at 16. An actual beard that is, not just some fluff.

Is doing alright?
He hasn't said anything stupid yet, right?

If you wank so often you have a dedicated mop for it you need to sort your fucking life out

>*blocks your path*
>"oi wasteman, what you got for me blud?"

wat do?

>last one to the dining car is a queer!

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You walk the streets of a great man, find solace in that.

>tfw my dad's shitty genes mean neither of us can grow a proper beard
I just have sort of an empty patch in the middle of the neckbeard area. I don't particularly want one anyway, but still.

them are nice knockers m8

Port as well please mate. And a bag of peanuts.

why so down m8 ?

True but it does show some /comfy/ places that you never see much. Like yesterday Milwaukee looked since

Pakis get their beards earlier user

she's still fit now. i think everyone in this thread would love to have a wife like her in their 50's

*white flights generations ago*

No its degenerate .

>sigra
>syra

Swebrit reporting in, Snap election gave me the chuckles. Have a postal vote i can make if i'd like, but my town has been majority Tory for the past 30 years or so...

Do i vote and if so, who do i loan my power to?

>Fuck all. Fuck off

Aye, and still fit now. I dread to think how whatever used up slag I settle down with will look at 51

>There is no reason why Labour won't win

This woman...

Is he trying to go the Trump route of utilizing the power of memes?
I'd vote for a party to post a Pepe.

Oh, never mind.

fucking cringe

Eats the cum biscuit

Good lord.

She must get all her news from Twitter.

Nice

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Here you are my chaps, have a raisin. Toodle doo!

Best PM or useless fat fuck that needs two assistants to even sit her down on a bench?

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Yep. Lies and MUH 350 MILLION.

I only wank once a day, around midnight. Can't be arsed to get some tissues, so I just reach down the side of my bed for the trusty sock.

>tfw hairy armpits in primary school at about 9/10
>beard started growing when I was 11
>had to start shaving at 13
>full chest and back hair by 15
>mocked by all the hairless little fags
>26 now tried to shave chest hair off and it grew back in 2 weeks
I'm not even an indian, it's all blonde/ginger.

Consider yourselves lucky.

Show boipucci

>This unbearable woman on LBC
Cut her off Nigel

Bitty

Isn't that Tony Robinson of Time Team fame?

>you do sound like sound like a sore loser

she looks like she belongs in a grotesque 16th century Dutch painting

This fucking caller..

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>You seem very upset

>you do sound like a very, very sore loser
>well you seem very upset

farage is straight up trolling, hilarious

>only once a day

>Farage still being blamed for Vote Leave

Do they? Didn't know that, no pakis where I live.

Be proud of your genes

I have my own QT wife m8 .

Don't pretend you don't.

Black girl was cute

SNP/LIB/LAB would have too many policies going in too many different directions. It was bad enough with two parties, there's no way they think that three will work together effectlively.

So aren't the Tories just going to flood the country with millions of african migrants?

I though the whole point of UKIP was to have a right-wing alternative.