Go ahead and try to name any of the 196-200 modern day countries that Britain has not beat in a war

go ahead and try to name any of the 196-200 modern day countries that Britain has not beat in a war.

Pro tip
>you cant.

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Never heard of British troops in Romania.

Wars by alliance don't really count.

yes they do.
WW2, you guys were shit Nazi Allies.

America
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Switzerland.

>Pajeet thinks he's british

war of 1812, sailed down the river and set fire to the White House, you failed to seize British Canada. I think thats a victory.

Helvetic Republic, former switzerland Napoleonic ally/puppet state. Beaten in Napoleonic wars.

not saying we wouldnt have taken canada if it was captured but i think it was more about the blockade and killing UK backed natives more than anything

anyway the white house was set ablaze we win

Some one has been watching Al Murray

love him, the average brit

You declared war on us but actually did jack shit. Besides, WW2 was embarrassing for you

well, tecnically apart of the Russian Empire during the Crimean War in 1856, We won then, I respect WW2 Finland.

WOW! You burned a house down good job. I guess that settles it you obviously won a war against us!

Well if we go that far then yeah sure but we weren't independent back then
Also You officially participated in Continuation war which we lost so yeah, you beat us

North Korea?

Well, then again, Wikipedia told
>The United Kingdom declared war on Finland but conducted no operations after that
So ehhh, whatever way people see this

you burned a historical building and ran away after it got windy, would hardly call that a win.

Russia. But don't beat yourself up no one has ever beaten Russia except for the Russians themselves. Also you haven't beaten merica.

>ITT fat ameritards and insecure faggots from small irrelevant countries try to justify their loss

You faggots make me sick

Poland
you've just betrayed us

formerly apart of Japan. WW2 Obviously, even those Chinese and Russians took korea, but we participated in India and Burma,

What kind of victory is it that you win without doing anything at all? And USA basically had to come save you during WW2, otherwise Nazis would've eaten you alive. And they almost did it

iraq
ireland

Crimean War. they do beat themselves up. Even their own government got beat up and lost in the civil war.

Well considering Poland was once Russian, German and Austro-Hungarian empire, beat all 3 of your oppressors,

>USA basically had to come save you during WW2

The Nazis fucked themselves during WW2 when invading Russia. The Amerifats just came in and took all the credit

Most of their former colonies that didn't 1776. (i.e Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica)

>beat all of them
nope russia made you their bitch

churchil was last brit with balls

Ireland-The Cromwellian war, (war of three kingdoms) im not even proud of that, Fuck Cromwell im a monarchist.

Iraq- Anglo-Iraqi War a mini war of ww2. Also they were Ottoman who we beat in ww1

>this bong being this salty
was brexit really that bad for you remainers?

Crimean war they took an L. Russia were very big and clumsy. considering they needed our support to fight a civil war they were our bitch,

I'm not a Remainer, just admiring our old Empire.

>Rhodesia
>Told UK to fuck off
>they fucked off

considering we made Rhodesia ourselves I see that as a victory and made a colony out of thin air I see that as a victory.

We lost WW2

debatable

I feel like I'm watching al Murray pub landlord right now.

Finally an interesting thread. I'm not British myself so I'd like to find out if there's going to be a country that ends up unbeaten or not, but either way - entertaining thread

you basically are

no unbeaten countries, where are you from?

Ottoman Empire
1807-1809

1918.

Mongolia?

...

Bulgaria. Pls no bully, i'm a productive, educated member of society and don't live for gibs

Mongolia was a former part of the Qing Dinasty (China). Opium Wars.

never beat kosovo
kosovo is undefeated
kosovars are the strongest race in yhe world

refer to another answer above. Cromwel

bulgarians can be cool, the local dry cleaner is one. Pretty chill, unlike the local serbs and Romanians

>t.kosovan refugee who has still not gone back there after 20 years

and william iii
and william or orange
and george the something during their rebellion of 179something
and victoria
and possibly you could count the Irish civil war since the army of the free state were de jure vassals of the crown like canada was then

Kosovo = Former ottoman empire,
Ottoman Empire was Napoleonuic ally,

you're just salty because the irish got anglo'd so hard
kosovo would beat ireland in a war
let's fight irl

pfff spurious as fuck
just admit it
you got KOSOVAR'D

America. War of 1812 wasn't a loss btw

Switzerland

Luxembourg

kek the Irish still haven't recovered from Cromwell.

basically was

We nearly did it twice thought. Once in 1862~1865 and again later during the Falklands War. If the Brits landed boots in the continent we would've reacted.

former grand duchy under netherlands, First Anglo-Dutch war,

refer to answer at top of thread about 3rd one

No territory changed hands after the treaty. The Brits didn't stop impressment but the US won the final battles so there is no convincing case for saying any particular side won.

Maori Wars. The Maori destroyed the Brittish Army with superior tactics. They also invented trench warfare to counter the British firearms. There are more words for war in Maori than any other language. The Maori generals took the Brits to school.

former Portuguese colony, Napoleon happened, you and spain got conqured and became an Iberian Puppet state. beat you there

Thailand

You mean the Irish have not recovered from when the Brittish broke (again) and became Jewish tax slaves?

Australia.

Beating savages with sticks is no merit
The two times they put UK in front of Germany, someone else has to call for a stop

They did this to Rhodesia.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beira_Patrol

See my post above. Maori were literally savages armed with sticks. The Taiaha is the primary Maori weapon. Basically just a stick.

Madagascar

Ireland took over 30% of UK territory in a war. BTFO

New Zealand wars ended in British victory,

Sweden.

Vatican
Israel

former Nazi ally, Siamese Empire, WW2 around Burma

We are at war with you

and were winning


guess my country.

britshit.

we invented them basically. and slaughtered the natives,

Yes, but officially, it wasn't.

former French colony, Napoleonic wars.

Iceland

Anglo-Swedish war.

It wasn't a french colony during the napoleonic wars.

Azerbaijan? Or maybe Kyrgyzstan.

No I'm just saying that you are probably from Kosovo and you still haven't fucked off back there.

you are boaasting but actually proving that you are only a more succesful genghis

Crimean war and great Turkish war

Not really... When Napoleon happened Portugal's Royal Family was evacuated from the country with the help of the British Fleet anchored in Lisbon. The Portuguese won some time after the French troops saw the British Fleet leaving, thinking that meant that Portugal had choosen France over the U.K. They were soon to discover that Queen Maria and her son, future king Don João the Sixth, along with most of the court were inside heading to Brazil. This was the first time an European imperial monarch changed moved to and it's colony and made it the new capital.

So, yeah, although some furious and abandoned Portuguese joined Napoleon's army, but most of the educated and wealthy families escaped to it's far richer colonies. The scape made sure that the U.K would have especial access to Brazil's infinite resources, mostly, wood, cheap labor and other natural goodies. Terrible consuming market though...

Thanks, I guess.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_of_the_Portuguese_Court_to_Brazil
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Transfer_of_the_Portuguese_Court_to_Brazil

you're totally not trolling

>believing in countries

youtube.com/watch?v=zI5hrcwU7Dk
World politics today is governed by the Vatican, but also by the Crown Empire. The modern world of so-called Western Civilization began at the end of the 17th century with the blossoming of the British Empire.
That empire actually began several hundred years earlier with the establishment of the City of London, which is now an 800-year corporation that controls finance from an entity called ‘The Crown’.
This entity is the creator and controller of the Bank of England, the US Federal Reserve, the World Bank (IMF – International Monetary Fund), The European Union, and various cartels and corporations across the earth.
The Crown Identity is kept most secret, and The Crown Bank of England took and assumed control of the United States during the Roosevelt Administration (1901-1909) when its agents, who were really Crown agents (J. P. Morgan), took over 25% of American business.
The Crown has never been the King or Queen of England since the establishment of the corporate body, but the British Monarchy is a figurehead for The Crown, rules parliament in Great Britain and has authority over the Prime Ministers through a Vatican knighthood called the Order of the Garter.

The Crown, however, is not the King or Queen of England – they are an established monarchy of the corporate body.

The Crown is the directorate of the corporation, and Great Britain is ruled by The Crown, the City of London which controls the Bank of England – a private corporation [owned by the Rothschild dynasty]. There is a private state existing in Britain within the centre of London.

This City, located in the heart of Greater London, became a sovereign-state in 1694 when King William III of Orange privatised the Bank of England, and turned it over to the Vatican banksters who today rule the financial world.

You are losing the current war against muslims, cuck.

Not Op but the cod wars

Go somewhere else. Nobody gives a shit about your conspiracy, were busy discussing big boy history

Very much like saying the Brittish Empire ended in victory for Islam, given they have now bred you out.

Nope, the Maori won, the Brittish did not honour the treaty. Then in the 90s, payments were made. Ngai Tahu invested theirs and became the fastest growing corporation in the world at the time. They have almost bought back the South Island. They put 300 million into the South Island economy a year, more than the Govt.

You lost and continue to lose.

Mongolia

You could just have said the invasion of Madagascar in WW2

Israel

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_insurgency_in_Mandatory_Palestine

and as LARPING as Roman Empire

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish–Roman_wars

Vatican

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Supreme_Governor_of_the_Church_of_England

Iceland won them all. That's my point.

threading your own post is faggy but you're right

We do hold the honour of being the only country to invade the USA though.