Brit/pol/ - Faerie Glen Edition

Today’s Articles

>Happening: Police officer killed, another wounded in Paris shooting
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-france-shooting-idUKKBN17M2HE

> Farage rules out 8th attempt to stand for parliament
archive.fo/ECGcg
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/20/nigel-farage-announces-will-not-stand-election-admits-tories/

> FT: Theresa May stands by pledge to keep cutting net migration
archive.fo/FX4hj

> Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

> EU Toughens Brexit Stance in Sign U.K. Vote Won't Alter Approach
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-20/eu-toughens-brexit-stance-in-sign-u-k-vote-won-t-alter-approach

> General Election is good for Brexit negotiations, says European Parliament President
news.sky.com/story/general-election-is-good-for-brexit-negotiations-says-european-parliament-president-10844115

> Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

> Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

> 'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence/


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Remember when Reggie Jackson almost assassinated the queen?

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What's happening in Paris lads? Is it confirmed for slimes?

KAYA

confirmed apaz

is that naked gun

Remember when something like this actually happened as the Queen rode her horse through Buckingham?

tfw first election old enough to vote in

>live in East Anglia
>near US base of F-15s
>can hear them and sometimes see them flying late at night
>like to pretend I am one of them, looking over quiet East Anglia lights in the dark
>forget my anxiety and muh depression and just be in the cockpit, flying through the empty sky above sleepy England

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IT'S

Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee

Nth for THICC babes.

Yes of course

sounds like you have more than anxiety to me m8

kek @ trumps relentless twitter shitposting

Reminder that are Majesty has been filled with hot spunk on multiple occasions

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US TROOPS OUT

END AMERICAN IMPERIALISM

Vote LibDem.

ALLAHU

please be real

I heard from somewhere that she's part Itali-Brazilian, yet she looks English.

wow, surprisingly deep feel

Weird.

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I bet is some uppity anarchist frogs. Muzzies go for body count

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>you will never dance through Halloween singing folk songs and chasing faeries through green meadows bathed in moonlight like your ancestors

Anyone else thing this snap election was called because the the conservatives were about to lose their majority due to the electoral fraud scandal?

I don't understand why the parties other than the conservatives allowed it to happen

Nah it's not the slims. It was some armed robbers who decided to shoot a police officer in the head for banter when making their getaway.

stop it holy fuck
seriously
she's so hot and so ugly at the same time
I would plow her like there's no tomorrow

American Women > British 'Women'

Bullshit, it would have been on the news who have cameras all around.

Can a nigga confirm?

>Sky already worrying about the "blowback" against the slims.

Top fucking kek that's got to be a record.

harry potter looks shit

She's a bit Portuguese. But she's all perfect.

False flag

Not really imperialism when they ask to use their own bases and we can kick them out anytime.

Yankee imperialism is just a meme, but they are insistent on fucking everything over with what power they have.

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Shame they're all fake and lust over the BBC.

Islamic Terror Attacks are like direct to DVD Peppa Pig movies, You know there's going to be a new one every few months for the foreseeable future unless someone steps in and stops it

Why don't people like you stick around here a bit? Might learn something. You can't rustle us up with shit like that. We hate them, too.

fat pussy for a kid

Wank and reconsider

>american women
Which ones? The Mexicans? The Niggers? The British? The German? The Spanish? The Indian?

youre woman are our women. we made you

4plebs is more fucking unstable than Charles Manson right now.

>Gina Miller will be on This Week

W H Y

STYX WAS WITH FUCKING MOLYNEUX TODAY

>To continue that Twin Peaks discussion.
Comfy scene
youtube.com/watch?v=9QHJkqyIJp4

This
Remember:
>India, China and fucking PAKISTAN are allowed to have nukes according to the US
>A literal no name irrelevant country on the other side of the world who can't even afford food for it's people isn't

Cheeky metaphor. Also
>IRA in Paris

J U S T

mirror.co.uk/news/politics/labour-heartland-can-find-hardly-10258670

>Coming up Cathedral Walk, lifelong Labour voters John and Carole Foster, both 66, both confirmed they are switching to the Tories.

>“I think it’s very good we’re having an election,” said Carole.

>“I have been Labour all my life, but I’ll be voting Tory. I think Theresa May is brilliant. Labour is in a mess.

for

Aye, it's very annoying.

I hope you donated to his FREE podcast

genuinly getting bored of these "happenings" in france, its the same routine every time

>cop gets shot
>terrorist gets shot
>que the usual pray for paris, statements by leaders and buildings lights up

Americans aren't an ethnicity mate. You don't show up on the graph, old chap. Neither is British come to think of it.

GOOD post

ALRIGHT YOUTUBE
THAT'S ABOUT ALL
PEACE OUT

>ira
>paris

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Westerners are weak, you should have realised this years ago.

>Nth terrorist attack in paris and they're still trying to defend muslims or "what about" on christians

I actually might m8. Don't tempt me.

Also, has anyone here ever done cock hero? It's my main fapping tool now. Would recommend.

This speed of these threads is unacceptable, not comfy at all

>tfw coming to the conclusion that the only solid remedy to feeling nihilistic and purposeless in life is having the company of others and being a part of a group
>tfw starting to think being a part of a group/brotherhood/tribe is THE most important thing in life other than having children

Goddamn

>didn't want sex with gf one night. Was just fucking tired and wanted to sleep
>she goes fucking mental and accuses me of cheating
Women are just too much fucking effort lads. I spend most of my free time picking up the pieces from her crazy bullshit.

good
i hope you suffer

Do people still actually do that "pray for X country" thing? There's an attack nearly every day across Europe and I can't remember the last time I actually saw loads of people doing this shit.

Give back the Shetlands

Now

Solid Snake's wife

That is so deeply unattractive.

A bit random but did anyone else here play Abe's Oddysee on PS1 as a kid? That game was the dog's bollocks.

STOP THIS

Upon that night, when fairies light
On Cassilis Downans dance,
Or owre the lays, in splendid blaze,
On sprightly coursers prance;
Or for Colean the rout is ta'en,
Beneath the moon's pale beams;
There, up the Cove, to stray an' rove,
Amang the rocks and streams

>Solid Snake

Stop talking about things you know nothing about.

ITS A WHITEY

/POL 100% BTFO

Bit horny.

>Solid Snake's nan

It's because North Korea is so weak and everyone hates them.

If they try and fuck with China we'll probably get a bit angsty because of our trade deals with them, plus China could do a slight fuck over with the US economy considering how China produces the good necessary for America's services.

India and Pakistan - I don't know how they get over with it, but that's just proof that America isn't a superpower or as strong as they say they are.

Not saying that the US isn't powerful either, just that they're not a superpower and that they're ONE of the most powerful nations along with countries like Britain, France, China, maybe Russia, Japan and China.

Convert to religion of peace.

>tell her to stop being sassy or you'll punish her
>she resists
>bend her over your knee, pull up skirt and give her a good spanking
You can thank me later.

WHALE
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Lefties aren't worried, Corbyn's pulling in the crowds

>that
>whitey

BREAKING RUSSIA ENDS TROOPS TO NORTH KOREA TO DEFEND KIM

Election in 7 weeks. No breaks until it's over

>Our nation was literally stolen from us by actual nihilists who do not believe in meaning.

ATTACKER APPARENTLY KNOWN TO POLICE

TERROR INVESTIGATION OPENED

Looks like another terrorist attack, in the words of Mr. Trump.

>tfw to intelligent to resist jihad

For starters they were norways not yours, second they gave them to the jocks after they fucked norways shit up every which way to sunday.

I like the way you think.

Literally Hitler

Fresh memes, lads.

>donald trump using the phrase "it's happening"

based trump, can't stump him