National name thread

Everyone from their country report with their typical names. US states allowed as well.

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HANS

Pierre I guess

Chang

Dùghlas

Uhhh like Todd or something? What do you non-free peoples call us?

João probably

Jiří or Petr

Rodriguez

nigger

Ido

tyrone

...

How the hell do you pronounce the ř?

Maximillian

Nigel.

Ohio - Colton, Andrew, Luke

John/Juan

Pääkämpylämpärssiskäippä

William (South Carolina, USA)

>Colton
what a stupid name is that?

>Pääkämpylämpärssiskäippä
Lol I thought that was an actual name

Muhammed

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That's more Aussie.
You're a Jack or Oliver

Stems from Old English

Francesco

Hi I'm John Smith

Ueli or Roger

mummie can i get one of those

Franco

George

Sven

Karl Johansson

>Mohammed Abdi-Kaffi

Mark. But drop the r.

Álvaro is the most common this last few years.

Pedro

Matti

Krzysztof ; Janusz

>NYC
Juan

tony
t. nj fag

>Be me
>Love that name
>Can never put that on my kids since we had a very famous Franco up here and he the poor kid would be a target.

Feels bad.

Happy Birthday Hitler!
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Oliver.

Noam

Juan

Ahmed or mohammed

That's like from 3 years ago no?

Thomas

Georgi

Dylan if your white Jose if your any type of Hispanisic, Tyrone if your black. Also there no Asians in America, just California.

utah, we have some crazy fuckin mormon names here

shit like ammon, heaton, or any name that ends with -lee is stupidly common

Noah

inb4 Shlomo
Also Solomon is The English translation of Shlomo

Üzgür

Bruce

I know like 20 joshes

It still is

Fuck that, do it anyway.
It would be worse if someone here would call their son Benito.

>tfw first name one of the most popular cunt
>surname the most popular in cunt
>love vodka,bigos,pierogi, squating

I am SLAV INCARNATE

>tfw my grandpa is italian and had to change his name from Benito to Mario.

Manuel

Andrei

I have another "controversial" dictator surname.

That would be almost like name the poor thing Hitler Mussolini.

Josep

Magamed.

Carsten
Claes
Balder
Ernst
Aksel

Daan

Georgi ; Ivan

Franco de Rivera? lol

FROG

Igor

Henk

Abi

Actually some people are called Benito and it's not that big of a deal

The supposed name would be badass as hell, but can't do it to my future kid lol

People would joke about it (even sounding good as hell).

Davide

Piotr

It sounds fucking badass, but yeah it'd probably suck for the kid.

More like Lazar m80

Matthew

Matt

Will just stick with "Cayetano" or something. Sounds cool too.

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Also: Ahmed, Islam, Ildar, Ibragim, Ivan, Aleksandr.

Arthur

Well, your girlfriend likes to call me daddy.

Josep (Pep) la Granota.

Fucking Burger!

Its quite retarded sound actually
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Jozef

Alexandru

Jordi

>fuck

Jo creia que a Catalunya ja hi havia majoria de Ahmeds i Mohammeds. O ets de les illes?

JORDI JORDALISH

I think Jano is more frequent

And Mirek

>implying the burger has one

Josephmed

According to official statistics from 2010, it was Jozef. Can't find a more recent statistic, but I doubt it changed in the past 6 or 7 years.