Brit/po/ - Abe's Oddysee edition

>Happening: Champs-Elysées in Paris closed-Two policemen 'injured in Paris shooting'
bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39662315?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_breaking&ns_source=twitter&ns_linkname=news_central

> Farage rules out 8th attempt to stand for parliament
archive.fo/ECGcg
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/20/nigel-farage-announces-will-not-stand-election-admits-tories/

> FT: Theresa May stands by pledge to keep cutting net migration
archive.fo/FX4hj

> Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

> EU Toughens Brexit Stance in Sign U.K. Vote Won't Alter Approach
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-20/eu-toughens-brexit-stance-in-sign-u-k-vote-won-t-alter-approach

> General Election is good for Brexit negotiations, says European Parliament President
news.sky.com/story/general-election-is-good-for-brexit-negotiations-says-european-parliament-president-10844115

> Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

> Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

> 'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence/

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex
youtube.com/watch?v=31ZVniCOh3Q
twitter.com/AnonBabble

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KARENPOSTING IS BACK!

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nonce

What was the buttom combo to make Abe fart?

delet this, first post is reserved for Her Majesty

MUSLIIIIIIIIMMMMMSSS

Kayaya > Ayaya

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I don't know but it was all great, fucking amazing game, I must make the effort to get it on an emulator soon.

Been playing some of the Breath of the Wild lads.

Got to say, it's pretty good. I definitely think Sup Forums is coming up wrong when they say what they say about the game. But then again, when are they ever straight-on the rusty nail with anything?

Tripfags are something else like

Neck yourself.

make me

First for brown skinned white males who have nothing to do with Islam.

What a weird game that was

>ywn be molested by Ruth whilst sleeping in your barracks
Why even live?

You're all voting for pedo's and pedo sympathisers you know that right? Don't vote lads its not worth staining your eternal spirit before you get off to heaven with jesus and the lads.

You could say that it was a bit Odd

Peep Show?

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how bigs her knob mate?

>getting ads about the Kekistani genocide on Facebook

W-why?

>A butch dyke is the leader of our conservative party.

The ride never ends.

Vote LibDem.

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The intro clip used to creep me out as a kid. Where they were all gathered in a group, conspiring.

bigger than yours ya wee nancy boy

>even if he's muslim he isn't a TRUE muslim
>even if he's arab he's basically white and white hate drove him to it
>we may never know his motives

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>Brit/po/

Gina Miller has raised £150k to fund a tactical voting campaign

trick question you nonce

I know just what you mean
youtube.com/watch?v=249vWCD2neQ

When will we be allowed to form cheeky gangs to fight off the non-native menace in our nation?

She's based af tho. She's literally immune from the virtue signalling SNP

youtu.be/xFOoRAp5QtM

this is the worst meme ever

top kek

>even if he killed people white people actually did it because he wouldn't have killed people if it wasn't for white people existing

ALEXANDER THE GREAT

HIS NAME STRUCK FEAR INTO HEARTS OF MEN

ALEXANDER THE GREAT

HE DIED OF FEVER IN BAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAABYLOOOOOO-OOO-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

the title is wrong
you tipfag
M E L T
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She's a cuckservative.

"99% of mental illness is caused by being an unlovable virgin": ONS

HE WAS A FUCKING GAY

not a terrible fan of this fat dike desu

i'll stab you

Now, friend. Just give me your phone number and address so we can meet up and discuss this new gang idea.

kek I bet Corbyn was all ready to get some headline coverage

Is there a single Scottish mp who isn't a minger?

tfw to intelligant for logic

>Alexander the Great

Alfred the great was a better 'the great'

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Feelsoldman

> Implying both of you aren't GCHQ

>NWO are already trying to cover this up to halt Le Pen surge

>the second copper is NOT DEAD, I REPEAT NOT DEAD

prove it

Threadly reminder that the Lib Dems are going to win affluent Remainer areas from the Tories

But I do admit it looks like the Tories will win a lot of Labour heartlands, because working class folk despise the "champagne socialist" Corbyn, and they like May's "British jobs for British people" stuff

Isn't it funny that Tory female leaders seem to do very well with the working classes?

Aye, I wasn't expecting the feels to hit like they did when I watched that video.

>Inspired by the Blood Refineries.

>This is ANGLO-FARMS. The biggest Blood Processing Facility in England
>I used to work here, I was really a slave - like all the others.
>That's me! My name is Hans, I was employee of the year - now I'm extracted blood. I crossed the meanest boss in the world - the Eternal Anglo.

BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

THEY ARE TURNING THE FROGS GAY

BUY SUPER MALE VITALITY

>France is having daily terrorist attacks
>North Korea, America, China, and Japan are going to be nuked
>Germany is not going to exist in 10 years time

I sleep.

>Pakis raping children in Britain
>300,000 net migration
>The British race on the verge of extinction

REAL SHIT DESU?

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Sky just said so

youtube.com/watch?v=y60wDzZt8yg

N-no

He'll never stop drinking coffee black as midnight on a moonless night.

SECOND POLICE OFFICER NOT DEAD

Affluent remainer areas boil down to a few london seats and cambridge (a labour seat) still. I think everyone expects the lib dems to go from 8 to like 12-15 MPs, not that it'll help them.

I'm american but I'm posting because I fucking love oddworld

Tim Farron looks like a Mudokun

Me too senpai. Me too.

lads

need to remind or inform you faggots that pic related is

1) a faggot
2) pretends his isn't a faggot
3) thinks you are all scum

faggots are fine with me - i personally am a massive faggot, as are most of my best friends - but faggot who pretend they aren't are the worst.

pic related is a slimy cunt, and is compromised as fuck, believe me. remember this and let your friends know, as he will be trying for leadership soon

Are you referring to the daughter of a greengrocer?

1776

It's not gay if you don't penetrate
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercrural_sex

>t. Hephaestion

I think L2 and square

Labour high ups would never let him get near the leadership, they know he could be blackmailed because of his love for gay prostitutes.

This photo was taken by Spock

Please, make MOAR

it's on steam for really cheap, just buy it man

the remake is pretty good too

>suspect known to authorities
again?

alright, at this point why don't they just round them all up and shoot them. Job fucking done

Richmond suggested otherwise

Everyone thinks he's slimy. My dad saw him on the news for about a minute and immediately called him slimy.

I don't have steam.

Do you get to play the game if you are offline?

Catching the end of The Last Kingdom on BBC 2. Where are all the native black Britons?

Are the bbc acist or something?

The Lib Dems won't win many affluent Remainers. Most of the wealthy I know only like Europe for pragmatic economic reasons. They're not raving Europhiles. Most are now accepting or resigned to Brexit.

that shits gay nigga

Abe looks a bit like Theresa May.

Same eyes.

beautiful

They are monitoring 15,000 potential jihadists in France apparently.

Yeah, you do. You need to be online to get them though.

>Labour highups would never let him ...

Jeremy. Corbyn.

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You'd get called slimy too if you were covered in hot man-glue

A lot of the remainers are like my grandparents who errered for remain reluctantly but now just want brexit to happen.

We've done all this Muslim terrorist talk so many times before. Post some classic TV themes instead for a comfy prelude to This Week.

youtube.com/watch?v=31ZVniCOh3Q

>Do you get to play the game if you are offline?

Yes

>I don't have steam.

It takes like 5 seconds, do it. Just checked, it's $2. That's probably 99p.

By Richmond I raised my knees
Supine on the floor of a narrow canoe.