Hey Sup Forums I applied for a b2 visit visa in america and tomorrow I have the interview at the embassy...

Hey Sup Forums I applied for a b2 visit visa in america and tomorrow I have the interview at the embassy. What do I say to pass?

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Don't let him in America, he won't go home.

"Allahuakbar!"

just say trump like 50 times in a row
(idk my family came in 1740)

If it's a girl I will probably laugh because I thought of this pick up line
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Help

I'm Romanian too, but i've lived in the US since i was 5, so consider myself more American. Just don't mention Jews or say the word Nigger

Ia zi ceva pe romana daca esti roman

ce vrei sa zic?

Smile a lot, engage in small talk, maybe make some innocent, politically correct jokes. Be warm. Try to be more American. This is difficult for Europeans because they think these sorts of things are "fake" but Americans like them.

you must say black lives matter 40 times

Try to hide your filthy gipsy face and don't beg for money.

Traitor. Stay and build a life in your country don't behave like a fucking gypsy.

Tell them to CHECKEM

you have to say hashtag blacklivesmatter a hundred times, they'll let you in

Ok then what should I wear? Something more formal or maybe informal
I just want to visit for 3 weeks you fucking idiot

Fucking gypsys gtfo from my country ya subhuman rat fucks...kek.

Kek

Blue jeans and a T shirt
we don't really dress nice

Taci co fut pa mata

Which city are you going to? If you're coming to NYC please don't fucking wear any adidas logos or colors other than black or gray. You'll look like a stupid tourist.

Thanks bro if I make it and see you in america i will buy you a coffee

Jeans and a buttoned up shirt is fine.

Wearing a suit can't hurt you. It shows you take the process seriously. But this is just universal common sense, like a firm handshake and eye contact.

Try to suppress your accent as much as you can too. We don't always admit it, but broken English bothers us. Though a diplomat is probably used to it. Can't hurt though.

wat is a b2 visa and why have i never needed one?

It's if you want to visit and b1 is for work

For the interview, wear a solid colored tie, something boring and doesn't stand out like a gray or light/dark blue color. Wear a boring white "camasa" and bring a "sacou." You can wear dark jeans with that but no designs or anything stupid. Just look as boring as possible

First of all before you open your mouth , they will look at you.
Don't look like a gipsy beggar
Do not and i repeat do not plunge in for a handshake if the interviewer doesn't initialize (if so look him/her in the eye like you would shake hands with Donald)
Put on a suit and tie be well groomed and have a sense of confidence when you speak
Small jokes are allowed but only if the interviewer initialize it.
Make a list with strong points and "goals" to be prepared for tomorrow.
At the end of the day be calm its only burger land, i know mexicans who speak 10% english and have passed it, but that doesnt mean you cannot fail.

Be confident and good luck

That's what they all say.

>broken English bothers us

ok, I never needed to do a interview.

that bothers us but it's not pc to say it to their faces anymore

>getting tense for interview of FUCKING VISTING
holy shit

Im not nervos i don't get angry easily

Don't make any jokes about being a terrorist. They won't like that.

"fuck drumpf and fuck white people"

Bump

I dont make jokes like that random i hear they ask you what are your hobbies and shit and like what did you do yesterday and its funny because i was in a fist fight just 4 hrs ago and now i shitposted and ate seeds on the window and i cant tell them that

>asking a serious question instead of the usual "what does Sup Forums think about this e-celeb"

you never been 18 and alone faggit?

Where are you planning to go? This is important.

In america

the interview isn't hard by any means.
...but if you don't have anything to tie you to romania (like a family, job, university) you don't have any chance to get the visa.

plm bafta

No, where in the US do you plan to go?

Am prietena da n-am cum sa le dovedesc bagamias

This. Many of my friends have tried to visit from Romania. They won't even give you a visa for a week vacation if you don't have a good job or some type of asset that's tying you to Romania

Say that you think circumcision is a nobel thing and than you enjoy the destruction of Europe and the middle East.

Also drop a couple of one dollar bills in an obvious way when you are leaving the room and wink.

than those 160$ for the interview were well spent

Cmon man don't take all my hope away

Let me know if you get to nyc. My twitter is Nachoz01

Just talk about seeing shit like NYC and the Statue of Liberty and Washington DC and shit. I've helped my Norsk family do this shit so many times. Don't mention religion at all, don't touch political topics unless they initiate and then just stay as moderate as possible. Don't say Jew or nigger at all costs.

Are you there legally?

>What do I say to pass?

just bring some mcdonalds with you

Bn

Also, make sure you have a job or some sort of economic anchor to Romania, or you will be turned down in 10 minutes.

"I will get a visa, inshallah"

Romania can't into ESTA (because gypsies) or he's staying longer than 30 days.

How hard can an interview for a tourist visa be? They'll probably just ask you if you're muslim and jf you hate America, say no, then they'll issue you a visa.

What do you think faggo? I just gave out my twitter

No faggot they ask you about your family and why do you want to go to america and not somewhere else and ask everything about your family

And Sweden will probably lose it due to Arabs :(

Allah Akbar

No, I think you are there to steal cellphones and airbags and will return once you have gathered sufficient for your gypoo boss.

"because gypsies"

-Said the Swede. What is your Muslim population, like 50% now?

If you don't have any criminal record or psychological problems then the only thing they will be looking for is that you intend to come home and will ask a question about ties to the country so talk about your family, friends, pets, job/university etc

Fuck off gypo I'm reporting you, stay out of my country faggot

Alhamdulillah, infidel. Let us continue with this interview.

So just tell them you want to visit and that your family are regular Joes with a job. The consular section of the american embassy in fucking Romania isn't going to spend hours interrogating you for a fucking tourist visa. It will be over with in 10 minutes tops.

What's your shitskin population now? like 70%?

Calm down man I only want to visit so I can brag to my friends that I was to america

it's about the same as your nigger population

If your not dressed like this your clearly not trying.

Why dont you sleep at this hour cuck?

Nice try mr. 60%, but that is most likely why thr US hasn't added Romania to the visa waiver programme. Visa free travel for gypsies was a mistake in the EU

It takes 15 mins average

Are you gypsy?

No gypsies allowed in North America.
We don't like cigani.

If you're a white, god loving christian, welcome.

What the fuck are you people talking about? He's going to visit, not applying for citizenship. No need to wear formal clothing. That's insane. You're asking if you can vacation there for fuck sake.

If you haven't done anything wrong and you have enough money for however long you want to stay (take a bank statement) and if they ask what will happen if you get in difficulty say your family can help then the only thing you have prove is that you don't want to stay there and they will ask about what will bring you back to your country. So if you have a job and you can go back to it when you come back tell them, they might call your boss to check. Things like that.

Isis is on the Swede visa waiver program

ooga booga, mr gyppo.
>Not even Poo in Loos want you in their country.
I'm gonna call the American embassy in Bucharest to tell them a suspicious gypsy is coming for an interview tomorrow.

what are you even talking about? I explained why the other swedefag never had to do an interview why the romanianfag had to and then you start throwing around retarded insults. Explain yourself, Paco.

Yes exactly
Fuck you _|_

In all seriousness, for a b2 visa, just look clean. You don't need a suit. Jeans, sneakers, button down

But i'm poor..

you were the one who called me cuck for no reason.
I was talking to america and u rude words.
Apologize and i won't email or call the embassy now.

Not super poor but i meant i cant prove them i have 100.000 in a bank account because i dont and in the instruction set they didnt mentioned bank account copy

Answer this faggot. What city are you going to? I'm not going to help a skinny-jeaned effiminate perfumed cock-sucking yuropoor come to my heartland city. If NYC or Kali then I don't care.

You only need enough money for however long you want to stay. They give me 6 month visa and i had $3000 but i was staying with a friend.

So just ask the American official for money, no one's gonna give out visas to impoverished gypsies, so you might at least get a dollar or two out of it.

Because you call me a gypsy when i never ask someone for money leave me alone

A lot of shit isn't in the instruction book and for good reason. They want to weed out all the gypsies and niggers.

I want to go to texas and start traveling from there fag

Or from carolina depends where the ticket is cheaper

i did that after u called me cuck you malnourished gyppo.
i called america niggers and then u call me cuck, is your malnutrition affecting your eye sight.

Tell them what kind of burgers you like

In that case show up naked with a ball-gag and a weapon and scream Allahu Ackbar over and over.

There are too many foreigners here desu.

Ok guys thanks I will go to sleep now and pray and hope for best thank u again for the tips

Stay in Romania you fucking gypsy.

It's probably not that hard. I met a few Romanians who were visiting, which is rare cause I live across the country

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Now this is ironic

Walk into recruiters office of the service of your choice. Join up. Take the oath. Attain US citizenship.

You too can be American.

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