/CPD/ CHICAGO PD SCANNER THREAD - RETAIL THEFT AT WHOLE FOODS EDITION/ Anonymous (ID: 0lBnAZOD) 04/18/17(Tue)20:28:24 No.121769465?
FOR YOUR LISTENING PLEASURE
>>CPD Dispatch Stream:
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/763/web
>>Same feed with ambient music:
youarelistening.to/chicago
>>For Ambiance:
soundcloud.com/sithdemonic/sets/newwaveretro
Zone-6 (isolated scanner of worst area)
broadcastify.com/listen/feed/13262
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BACK THE BLUE
>>Get Behind the Vest donation drive:
getbehindthevest.org/
>Chicago cops aren't even issued fucking armor by their shithole city.
>>The Chicago Police Department Memorial Fund (ALSO GET SOME SWEET SWEET MERCH):
cpdmemorial.org/
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CHICAGO'S K/D RATIO:
>>Shootings ScoreboardS:
heyjackass.com
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/shootings/
crime.chicagotribune.com/chicago/homicides/
homicides.suntimes.com/
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>>Chicago Racial Demographics:
radicalcartography.net/index.html?chicagodots
>>Chiraq Gangland Map:
wbez.org/shows/wbez-news/in-chicago-gangs-abound-but-where-are-they/0d956c2e-171a-483a-8666-f5228d98812d
>>Police Codes:
bearcat1.com/radioil.htm
>>Chicago Police Dept. Directives:
directives.chicagopolice.org/directives/
>>Related twitter
twitter.com/spotnewsonig
twitter.com/hashtag/shitoemcsays
TONIGHT:
>retail theft at Whole Foods...
PASTEBIN: pastebin.com/pD418Eky
>missing juvenile
>female black
>seen selling drugs in the area
SMASH DAT MAFUCKIN ROBERT KEY
Excuse the recycled thread header, was in a hurry before 404 previous thread
>disturbance with barking dog
>Barking dog
What the fuck is Robert suppose to do about that.
LET'S GO FOR 100,000 ROBERTS
Said she was in a pink hoodie. She the one somebody reported crying on the end of a pier?
I believe so, pink hoodie and jean shorts
>loud party going on
Oh, I'm sure Robert will make that his top priority.
>ROBERT CAN'T BE STOPPED
>ROBERT CAN'T BE CONTAINED
Will Robert finally brain the eternal male black tonight?
>male black broke into a mercedes
>Robert eleven eleven
>come see the watch commander
uh-oh....
Robert has evolved past mortal needs
Gotta be a promotion with those quads
YOU CAN'T STOP ROBERT, YOU CAN HOPE TO CONTAIN HIM
Probably just a question about a report. Shit happens all the time.
Two drug addicts on Dunkin Donuts
>two drug addicts inside dunkin donuts
>Robert will be there immediately
This is for the Robert in the last thread, who posted a pic and got digits. Here's your shoop.
Sounds like they'll beat some junkies and get donuts at the same time. Nice.
DAMN NIGGA CONSECUTIVE POSTS
free donuts? we are rolling code 3
ROBERT'S PRIME DIRECTIVE IS TO PROTECT THE DONUTS
Slow Thursday. Sessions doing work.
>boyfreind problems
Girl me too
I can't wait to see what he has in store
Heard about a BMW, was it stolen?
Did they say "dropped the baby on the floor"?
>Neighbor dropping things on the floor
THE FUCKING MADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think it was "they are dropping things on the floor" maybe they are lifting and dropping the weights?
Oh thank god. I thought he said it was a baby
>This is for the Robert in the last thread, who posted a pic and got digits. Here's your shoop.
Sweeeeet! thanks, robert!
>people walking through a crime scene, walking through shell casings
>stay on the sidewalk you're walking through shell casings
>People are walking on shell casing
fuck yo crime scene nigga!
Someone else posted this pic. Dunno if it's theirs or just a nice city shot they posted. Either way, it's Robertified. It's kinda /comfy/
you're next
>the radios SUCK REALLY BAD
This one is awesome too! I took all of those on my phone camera haha, they turned out pretty nice
>pregnant daughter and boyfriend are fighting
I hope it's just arguing.
>male hispanic beat female black at the gas station
Hispanic black race war has just begun
>male hispanic beating a female black
most everything at the moment
you?
I hope it's not the pregnant girl.
>SIX
>SIX SHOTS FIRED
>AH AH AH
If Trump could turn them against each other and literally drive them to war, we'd solve two problems at the same time.
>6 SHOTS
>6 SHOTS FIRED AH AH AH
On two consecutive occasions 6 shots were fired. Check em
SIX
SIX SHOTS FIRED
AH AH AH AH AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Oak lawn here but currently living j. Atl going to (((Emory))) let me tell you how Much I miss Chicago
I got some ideas but won't be tonight. check back tomorrow evening.
>Singapore
Not
>Chi-Raq
Get out now
They do a pretty good job of it already. Mexican gangs in LA have tried to straight up ethnically cleanse their hoods of dindus.
ONE
ONE SHOT FIRED
AH AH AH AH AH !!!!!!!!!!!!1
ay real robert hours who tf checkin dem keys
SUH Roberts? Anything interesting happening tonight?
Here you go kindly Robert (checked)
Check dem keys, check dem digits
Are there any writers from Chicago here?
We miss you too lad
With love
-pilsen
sexual assault by someone she thought was her friend. now the offender is keeping belongings from her
nothing further
Here's one more Robert also
>Checked
>haha bitch getting raped lol maybe go look if you want hah
>male hispanics throwing up gang signs
lol, kid I grew up with burned a bunch of buildings down in pilsen like last year or something, shit was hilarious when I found out.
Meilaspanic is one of the most dangerous men in america
