If you could have one superpower, Sup Forums, what would it be and why?

If you could have one superpower, Sup Forums, what would it be and why?

And no, you can't give yourself the power to give yourself infinite powers.

The ability to fabricate a cock so large op chokes on it.

to punch nazis over the internet

I'd give myself the power to have infinite superpowers

The power to make OP not a faggot.

I'd like the power to stop time, assuming physics still functioned essentially the same (If I drop something it falls to the ground) and I did not age while time was stopped.

The ability, no matter the circumstances, to always have enough rope for a lynching.

It would be to turn non-whites into stone whenever they looked me in the eye.

Mirrors and videos still count.

The power to shapeshift into a loli flying brick.

Power nullification.

I'll have superpowers by 2020

Stopping time, including your own aging, but being able to move freely and manipulate things. There is nothing you can't do when you can do this. Nothing.

I thought what I would do if i had the power of invisibility...

Then I realised I already have it.

To summon ass at a whim
with a simple snap of a finger

White power

Power of nearly- infinite knowledge

If I had infinite knowledge I wouldn't use it, just meditate and vibrate all day
that's no fun

Think of all the thoughts you can read, all the tactics you can use, books you can write, orchestral pieces
you get everything you would get from the results of invisibility

this isn't fucking politics nigger

The ability to sage, oh wait I already do

das raycis

The power to convince
Silver tongue.

You would inadvertently cause the death of hundreds and thousands with each time stop if physics operates the same. People would stop driving buses and cars. Traffic would see its worst disaster.


Which is why, for my power, I would like:
Control over the Canadian army - to end leaf-posting once and for all.
Day of the rake soon

Kek has spoken to you. You know what must be done.

*snaps*
>your dad's pants drops

Neither are the majority of threads on Sup Forums, it's better than some of the other shit.

I would want a superpower to fuck your mother in the ass. And I would want the power to give myself infinte powers.

THE POWER TO GIVE MYSELF THE POWER TO HAVE INFINITE POWERS

Teleportation

But they'll win if you do that.

The super power to delete spam like this off topic shit.

The power to create and give new powers to myself and others.

The power of immortality

Control of electromagnetic force.

I can shape the entire universe because the electromagnetic field encompasses the entire universe.

the super power that allows me to just make a quick thousand dollars whenever I want.

But I won't kill them.

If that doesn't work, I want the power to control Emus instead

To impale someone whenever I think he deserves it, without consequences.

Is such a thing even possible? Wouldn't the universe implode computing the minimum size for such a beast?