You might be thinking "Isn't Brazil already a complete miserable third world shithole that should be nuked already?" I thought so, too! But the commies managed a miracle: the senate and congress have just approved a law that will completely open all borders for any country in the world to come here. Sounds bad? Check this out: all immigrants will have full access to education, from primary school to college, full healthcare, full housing, social security, an easier path to citizenship and a bunch of other rights. Can it get worse? Yes, it can! All immigrants will also have the right to start a political party, which automatically grants public funds to do as they please. And to wrap it all up with a golden ribbon, they made all of this stuff a right to any generation of children that had theirs parents leave the country and come back. Oh, and anyone who criticize or say anything negative to one of these immigrants will be put in jail.
Good, for years we have been super jelly of how you left us behind, now you're gonna fall lower than us.
It is sad in a certain way, but fuck you monkeys. I hope all the bolivians an paraguayans go there instead of here
>mfw the will keep coming here because they dont want to leaf hue-speech
Gabriel Green
Who cares? You guys are already mixed mutts. Immigrants will only be brothers to Brazillians.
Parker Ross
Yes.
You realize Mercosul lets these people move in and out of Argentina as they please, right?
Let it be a lesson for the world to learn.
Brayden Brown
What will your country look like in 20 years, hue? Can you hue so hard you come back around to being civil?
Tyler Hughes
We won't be around to care about you either, tbqh famalam.
Xavier Wilson
I'm ok with this. When your country adopts sharia law, that should redpill a decent chunk of americans.
Andrew Morris
Nobody cares, neocon
Cameron Turner
yes, and the "patria grande" cuckoldry (pretty much what you are doing now, we did years ago)
still, since your country is richer than ours this might attract those useless fucks your way, and away from us
Evan Walker
Wow if we're richer than you, you guys must be straight up fucked.
Leo Evans
yez
Noah Turner
and how should this even work considering that someone has to pay for this nonsense the money will run out sooner than later lol
Isaac Allen
The world has already seen this situation in Europe. >we There is no Brazillian race, you monkey.
Hudson Gomez
Money ran out a decade ago, but thanks to the miracle of international banks we've been chugging along solely on debt.
Landon Roberts
Here is a quick rundown s since the previous president was impeached and the new one took hold: - not much has been done, as far as fixing this shithole oes - there is a reform trying to be passed that would ease the social security burden on the tax payers, but the far-left presence in congress is still strong - inflation is down a bit - there is a huge libertarian movement going on -, a little bit of revival of the center-right policies from some medium sized parties (which is to say, compared to a couple of years ago when there was none) - some kike-loving neocon is very popular but I doubt he'll get the position, anyway - the Lava Jato investigations are still, thankfully, going in full force and got a big push by the Supreme Court - there simply isn't anything else to tax people before going full socialism.
I'm not neocon.
No one really knows. The money collected from taxes has been going down for years because people are poorer. I'm going to guess they are going to sell a shit ton of infrastructure to the Chinese, take loans from banks and print a lot of money.
Robert Scott
so brazil will give me tendies for free?
Colton Watson
It would certainly be a good time to send all your antifa and commies down here to suffer on the bare minimum social welfare programs.
Jason Turner
you have to remember that libtard religion claims that helping people of color means that they will turn your country into a magical utopia in the future
if you dont believe it, your a heretic and must burn at the stake
also, it only works if they are people of color, helping whites is evil, whites must be taxed to death
Wtf Brazil? Capitalism is the reason for your poverty and exploitation, not immigrants.
Cooper Torres
>aussie leafposting
this is wrong
Anthony Russell
Even Dilma couldn't fix you.
Christian Anderson
>Sup Forums mass migration to Brazil >Start political party >Win election >Save Brasil
Lincoln Bennett
go back..
Jose Sanders
Yeah I'm gonna go Chuck that useless cunt in the barbie
Nathan Barnes
are there really any immigrants going to Brazil? I mean, you probably don't get Apefricans since there's a whole ocean between you and them, you don't get muslims because you are too haram, so who goes to Brazil nowadays
Matthew Cook
>get Sup Forumslack elected >build concentration camps >remove negros >make imperio do brazil again >brazil becomes superpower before india
Joseph Mitchell
>a handful of neckbeards move to some government housing neighborhood and end up becoming the first nazi drug dealers I'd watch that movie.
Asher Green
Yea but why would anyone want to move to Brazil?
Hunter Howard
maybe they´ll get some venezuelans
Sebastian Hughes
I've been to Southern Brazil, it was incredible.
Once I got to Rio it became a nigger-infested shithole.
You need to succeed.
Nicholas Green
African niggers come in easily by sneaking inside containers when the boats get to African ports for refueling. There are a lot of Bolivians and now Venezuelans coming in. This law pretty much allows all of them to live a better life than they have in their shitholes, so they will probably come more frequently.
Joshua Harris
>so who goes to Brazil nowadays bolivia peru paraguay venezuela
essentially all other countries of south america because brazil is the richest in the region
Tyler Jenkins
You mean secede? It's forbidden in the constitution and all the southern states have tried only to have the national army invade these states.
Nathan Torres
it is time brother
Gavin White
Just so you know terrorists are going to take advantage of totally one border policy in order to set up a base of operations in the Americas and the US is going to end up fighting you because of it. You might want to get out in the next few years before the bombs start dropping.
Elijah Brooks
I mean you need to do it by FORCE.
WHITE SHARIA WORLDWIDE
Thomas Jones
I'm reading it, and it doesn't look as bad as you made it look like in the op. They will just become a normal citizen with no privileges whatsoever. Poor muslims form desert shitholes will NEVER make it's way to fucking america, there's a huuuge ocean out there and tons of better eurocuck alternatives to get in. Wost case scenario we will be getting some Venezuelans/Bolivians that will be used as cheap labor or become beggars, they won't blow shit.
Dylan Torres
>Sweden & Germany duking it out in the cuck olympics >Brazil: Hold my beer
Andrew Long
It's called Breaking Bad, I guess it's difficult for monkeys to have an internet connection fast enough to stream such shows in the jungle.
Gavin Rogers
>you don't get muslims because you are too haram With their new laws I could see muslims organizing a massive immigration of over 200 million people to legally take over the country through elections and turning it into a sharia country.
Bentley Gonzalez
Good thing nobody is gonna want to go live in a Huetopia. Maybe Venezuelans.
Gavin Johnson
>dont worry, we just will see our wages plummet and our streets get filled with beggars and criminals (more than they already are) >at least they arent actively importing walking timebombs, yet
Jaxon Mitchell
It always sounds like a mix between English and German to me.
Andrew Martin
But why would anyone want to live in Brazil?
Owen Long
People leaving the country is hitting records already. Anyone who has European ancestry and can get a citizenship is already doing it, or is in the plans of doing it.
Right, that's what I said. Each of the four southern states have tried exactly this, using their own state armies and militias to secede, but the Brazilian national army is much stronger just because of the sheer number. With that being said, this was decades ago, so I'm not sure if it would work or not nowadays.
Are you reading the updated text that was approved three days ago?
This guy gets it.
Maybe Soros thinks Brazil is already perma-fucked and won't send the Muslims. It's not like they need to to destroy the whole thing, anyway.
Brazil is a shithole but there are worse shitholes in the rest of the world. This just make it easy for them to come here.
Dominic Davis
How to migrate to the white part of Brazil?
Hudson Allen
Haitians, Bolivians, a lot of Africans, a few Syrians and a shit ton of Venezuelans refuges, people from places worse than here.
Michael Carter
Buy a plane ticket. That's it.
Charles Walker
just deport the fuckers, criminals won't be able to get in anyways. Also, who would want to migrate to fucking hueland? We got no jobs, most states are broken and you won't get free monies from the government without waiting a looong time.
Jason Clark
>Anyone who has European ancestry and can get a citizenship is already doing it, or is in the plans of doing it.
Well, I would definitely prefer some half-Hue over what we are currently getting.
Leo Harris
Such a shame. Brazil could have one day become a seriously powerful, united, rich country. But not anymore.
Jeremiah Reyes
Cool I'm good start a leaf party
Jayden Nguyen
To be honest, I don't think there's anything wrong for brazil (or any other brown, similarly economically equipped country) to have open borders like this. The country isn't doing well on it's own, now white people might move to the country and make it better.
I think 1st world countries need to have closed borders, but the types of people that closed borders keep out are already in huge numbers in brazil, basically the undesirables are already there.
Caleb Hall
Jesus Christ, time to escape to Jungle and start feral white tribes
Elijah Ross
im sorry to sadden you, but brasil was (and still is) for a long time an experiment ground for the NWO propaganda, which fucked up the country really bad.
Nicholas Taylor
Now we need a big fucking boat for all the Rapefugees and send them to Brazil...
Joseph Nguyen
REEEE My parents lived in Brazil for 5 years. my brothers and my sister was born there. At this time it seemmed so much hope and advancement going. Brazil was my backup plan when germany is done. REEEEE. JUNTA WHEN?
Andrew Baker
Believe it or not, there are still a lot of people who came here in 1900s who still have full European ancestry. They are a minority, but still. This is the people who will suffer more. They came in poor, made wealth, built their homes for their families and future generation, and now commies are destroying everything. Shit sucks.
It is known.
Owen Diaz
REEEE My parents lived in Brazil for 5 years. my brothers and my sister was born there. At this time it seemmed so much hope and advancement going. Brazil was my backup plan when germany is done. REEEEE. JUNTA WHEN?
post link to the newer version if I'm really reading the wrong one
Xavier Richardson
>"OPEN BORDERS LOOK HOW PROGRESSIVE WE ARE! OUR IDEOLOGY WORKS!" >So poor no one comes
Actually kind of intelligent, desu ~
Levi Butler
Such a shame. Brazil could have one day become a seriously powerful, united, rich country. But not anymore.
Brandon Jackson
>implying lefties at immigration office will bother to check the records
they will allow all the drug thugs with their cartel affiliations tattooed on their faces
Gabriel Williams
>With their new laws I could see muslims organizing a massive immigration of over 200 million people to legally take over the country through elections and turning it into a sharia country.
Would this be so bad?
I've lost all hope in western civilization, we are beyond fucked, countries like Brazil could really benefit from authoritarian right wing laws of Islam. Crime would be reduced as all criminals would be legally executed (unlike now in brazil where if a cop shoots a criminal the cop goes to jail) and thief nigger would get their hands chopped off and brazilian whore women would be put in their place.
Angel Adams
it will get flooded with venezuelans
but that isnt all bad news, those venezuelan refugees probably hate communism now, like the cubans living in florida, and I heard those voted trump
Robert Richardson
>all immigrants will have full access to education, from primary school to college, full healthcare, full housing, social security, an easier path to citizenship and a bunch of other rights
Isn't your country in some sort of financial crisis where it can't even pay the cops so the favela folks (who never had access to education, healthcare, housing and, social security) are raiding entire cities?
Jason Lewis
Holy shit, I've always dreamt of going to Patagonia or some other white German or Polish enclave and get a qt wife and become a farmer there, I speak both languages. Are you 100% legit OP? Cuz I'm flying to your country next week.
Lucas Campbell
>in brazil where if a cop shoots a criminal the cop goes to jail err, no, thats not true
Jaxon Watson
Good luck to them, they will get in unarmed, with no drugs, then they will try getting in the drug market but will get killed by our local cartel, because they don't enjoy concurrence or free market.
Jason Scott
There is no TRY, only DO.
FREE YOUR PEOPLE HUEHUE!!!
Ethan Perry
what? are you really surprised leftards promise people a lot of shit they cannot afford?
David Fisher
Girls like that exist in brazil ?
Jaxon Morris
Brazil: the Cuckening
Nicholas Jackson
Tell Roland I said Hi
Robert Butler
Kek favelados have all that and much more, they don't even pay for taxes, eletricity, water or cable TV
Jeremiah Ramirez
The girls in the picture are all Brazilians.
Jeremiah Young
A brazilian on Sup Forums told me that in regards to the liveleak video where the two favela niggers are robbing the store and the cop shoots them through the glass.
Jackson Cook
The country is broken, its another populist decision that only expands the welfare state (its said that with the current immigrants this will cause an increase in the deficit of our public pension in 120 million reais annually, our deficit in this public pension system is already of 150 billion reais a year)
Camden Myers
Nah, police in brazil is hardcore as fuck
anyone has the video in which they shoot a car or a guy from an helicopter?
Bentley Cook
They will vote for gibs. It's the hispanic blood curse
Brayden Lopez
Well, if they had all that, wouldn't they be moving out of the favelas and stop acting like murderous criminals?
Adrian Morales
Welcome to Sup Forums leaf
Kayden King
>Be Hue >Biggest army in South America >Nobody fucks with you >Get itchy >Nobody fucks with Hue, what do? >Import Islam >Let it bake for 10 year >Civil war inevitable >Hue away profit.
Liam Gonzalez
why not just murder paraguay again?
Jayden Wilson
Immigrants always make the host country worse in the West in terms of crime, unemployment, rise of filthy immigrant ghetto's etc, but those are generally civilised White countries, can immigration really make Brazil worse?
Parker Green
11/10
Liam Evans
It's half-true. Police officers don't go to jail, but they have a high chance of losing their job, o be suspended.
No, they are niggers. The head guys in criminal organizations don't even live in favelas, they live in mansions or even become politicians.
Sorry to ruin your dream, leafy.
We are trying. YouTube has been a blessing because it lets people redpill million of kids and teenagers, and there are a lot of political leaders on YouTube talking to this young people.
How does any of that help in short, medium and long terms?
Yes. Bolivians pour in in droves and they all become thieves and assassins for hire, for example. Venezuelans are educated and hard working, but they still have the commie mentality. Africans sneak in ships all the time, this will just make it simpler and legal.
Logan Wilson
if you genocide paraguay that means less paraguayan immigrants
Lincoln Miller
For what more territory? Reboots are not marketing with young demos, you need something new. >Religion of peace is whats all about nowadays
Jason Martin
well, here if someone breaks into your house and you shoot him you´ll face charges for sure, you can even end up in jail
Daniel Bailey
however bad it is, once you start getting muslims in your country, they will make it worse.
Josiah Howard
Are you kidding me? Shit is so bad that Brazilians are leaving to Paraguay to start business.
Logan Jackson
>How does any of that help in short, medium and long terms? >Help South American governments trying to help
Nicholas Cooper
get ready for Islamic Brazil within your lifetime
Ryan Roberts
>Yes. Bolivians pour in in droves and they all become thieves and assassins for hire, for example. Venezuelans are educated and hard working, but they still have the commie mentality. Africans sneak in ships all the time, this will just make it simpler and legal.