A story about Poland

>be polish
>clean toilets

A story about Germany
>be german
>get enriched by muslims

At least they're not getting pakified like us

>nigGer-man flag
how is the cultural enrichment going Hans?

let mariusz pudzianowski walk into germany with a pair of brass knuckles and completely annihilate every german man(trust me this can easily be done) and then let mariusz pudzianowski plant his seed in all the german women, and finally let mariusz pudzianowski put his 8 time world champions strongman competition strength to the test by putting merkel in the most hard core headlock ever.

germany pls give poland the ok to let this happen

>Be german
>Start War
>Lose it
>Start another one
>Lose it again
>Lose your sovereignty as consequence

They are though

I'm british living in Poland so they're getting britified.

Enjoy your brexit and the higher immigration from india and pakistan to make up for the worker shortage btw

>Be german
>Get Blacked

still mad about that german wiener in your ass from 80 years ago?

What the fuck do you mean Hans?
Hitler cleaned our country if anything.
Thanks to him we aren't as cucked as you.

>proud being invaded by neighbor country
ok

If he didn't invade us commies would fuck us even more, jews would be a majority here and there would be much less nationalists in my country.
He did us a favor in the long run.

Why do so many Polish women have massive tits? Is it because I watch too much porn or is it the pierogi and kapusta?

>be Polish
>leech Hans' taxpayer money like an ungrateful parasite

If you actually had any education other than phD in telemarketing you would know Germany gets all the money invest into Poland back with a tip, because its just advanced money laundering.

thicc

>be polish
>clean toilets in switzerland
>move to germany and take your place among the middle class

>PhD in telemarketing
kek

Fugggg pay ndembst Hnans

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>clean toilets in switzerland
>move to germany and take your place among the middle class
Why would you demote yourself in this way? With that toilet cleaning job you can pretty much buy Bavaria.

A story about France
>>be french
>>be french :'(

Leave our brothers alone, Achmed.

>be Indian
>shit on designated shitting streets

>Over-generous German and British gibs and investments=Money laundering
Totally not an ingrate there, Janusz

>be Janusz
>clean dirty British potties
>all for a few zlotties

>be Pajeet
>shit on a designated shitting street
>wipe ass with hand
>eat rice with shitstained hand

>be ukrainian
>start revolution and fight russians

>Be Ukrainian
>Starve

10/10 the British would deport.

Poland, tell me about future of your country. I want to move there.

>with the tong

Polish people are fucking disgusting

>Be Polish
>Get fucked in the ass and occupied by neighbors for hundreds of years.
>Still believe that Poland is a strong country and not just a shitstain on European history.

But you're getting Pole'd and you seem to enjoy it

> be POOlish
> live in POOland
Tfw POOllocks live in the land of poo

> tfw pooland is shit

>be Poland
>lose every single War in history
>fight German panzer tanks with...horses
>Poland stronk

>be german
>lose west prussia
>lose east prussia
>lose entire country

>LOLOL CLEAN MY TOILET, POLISH SCUM

>be german
>get fucked in the ass by refugees

Fuck off Franciszek

Flags ruined all good discussion on this board
Saged and reported.

Fuck you nigger

I can tell that Poland is a very fucked up country, this whole country is dependent on EU funds... The corruption is big for example there was a budget to build a highway from the German border to Belarus and it was only build till Warsaw because the rest of the money was 'gone'. Poles also have a very big problem with alcohol, you spot everyday a drunk homeless guy on the street or a women/men begging for money at a supermarket because they dont have enough money to buy their medicine. The If you're wealthy in PL you just make sure you build a big tall wall around your property so you dont have to see the poverty and keep out the criminals. Welcome to Poland a 'EU' country

POOLES BTFO

>pierogi and kapusta?
exactly

At least Poland is still a white country guys.

Poland is on the top 20 most safest countries in the world
If my daughter says I wanna go to vacations to Germany, I wouldn't let her
But I would let her go to Poland or another Eastern European country
Also Your country alongside Hungary and Czech republic are the only ones fighting against mass immigration while all western Europe takes 12 inch black cock on their asses
Slavs are the only whites to survive the next century
Be proud.

Goyim take my shekels

and how is Germany better, or in general the West? The West consists of degenerate, fallen cultures. Even if Poles are toilet cleaners, then how is that relevant in the light of the western decadence...

do you happen to live in Poland "B"?

>start war

The irony of you guys hating on syrians when only little more of a decade before you guys were the subhumans we let into the EU and france and the UK hated us for

Poland B is where PiS supporters, /ourguys/ are found

HITLER DINDU NUFFFINNNN
HE GOOD BOY
POLAND? NO BIG DEEEEAAALL
HE WAS TURNIN HIS LIFE AROUND
GOIN TO CHURCH AND SHIEEET.

>Steroid user
>Being proud of this

Look at his fcking androgen receptors, they're almost bursting.

>be Estonain
>be Russian in denial

the difference is that we don't blow ourselves up for shits and giggles