I can claim ancestry Visas, so that's not a problem.
>Live in comfy vine covered brick house
>In a small comfortable village
>Go for a cheeky pint with the mates at the local pub
>Come home to a pretty English lass
>Have beautiful English children
>Continue the bloodline of my ancestors
I can't find any flaws.
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maybe 30 years ago, but not now my canadian friend.
Stay and fight for Canada whilst we fight for Britian.
If you want your daughters to be bumming fags, and stumbling home drunk at age 8...sure. Do the England thing.
>Cheeky pint
Mate it's not like that anymore I'm sorry. You will find nothing but heartbreak here. Wherever I fucking move they follow. I moved to an area which was 99% white when I was 11, I'm now 20 and its dropped to 90% if not lower
All the roads are shit
You wont get some nice vine covered brick house. you'll get some shitty house covered in this stupid gravel shit.
Pubs are closing all over England
English people aren't beautiful.
TV is pretty terrible here.
And to top this all off, if you go into London there are more non whites than whites, signs are in arabic and it smells like garbage.
Move to a country that respects white people more.
Homo flag.
>Come home to a pretty English lass
>Have beautiful English children
Why would anyone lie on the internet of all places?
>Come home to a pretty English lass
>Have beautiful English children
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I swear growing up that flag was symmetrical
Please tell me you Brits don't say cheeky pints in real life
That's cringy user
Yep
Lets get a WASP community started in America or Canada. England is fucked.
You're an idiot.
Some people do.
But the reason you find it cringy is because it was a real thing that turned into a meme, that then turned into people saying it as a joke, at which point the joke got old fast.
>You're an idiot.
I'm a fucking burger. Kind of a big target. Is that the best you can do?
>ever going to london for any reason
Anglos are always welcome here.
I want to leave. Why anyone would want to come here is beyond me.
I think I could get citizenship because my father is from Scotland but
>living in the UK
sorry the whole country is more far gone than Canada
>moving from canada to uk
Hey leaf maybe consider moving somewhere without shit weather. I know grey skies and cold is all you know but sunshine and blue skies is actually very nice
Can be swap?
I'd take being a snownigger over a bong any day..
Fuck off, inshallah. We're bloody full, you bastard bitch.
>Pretty
>English girl
Choose one
> Numbers
Noice. How do we bring about a natsoc revolution in Canada, desu?
>56%
Also England is whiter than canada
This and I'm English.
Mashallah my Islamic sister, you are welcome to come to the Caliphate, prayers are 5 times a day, Ramadan is very fun. No food allowed, no smoking, no drugs, no alcohol and no gay sex (unless it's with your local imam).
Alhamduillah have a nice stay.
Gun laws are shite
Yep, this. Nothing but caked up slags and coal burners.
>English lass
All English girls have Wellington boot vaginas. Prove me wrong. Tip - you can't.
Lmao it's a nice dream m8 but England doesn't have a culture it has multi-culture.
Balkanization when?
>All the pubs are closing
This is TRUE! They're all being developed, bulldozed or converted by the Wetherspoons etc. and the poms, the master race of Cuckdom, just let it happen and do fuck all. Oh yeah and your TV sucks.
Soon, but Cornwall is included in Wessex. It was annexed a long long time ago. It is rightful West Sexy clay. You give it back!
I don't understand the "english girls aren't fit"
Yes they fucking are pol just cheery picks meme images and people believe them, I've fucked so many beautiful girls in this country
you make your dream come true leafbro, in the end you've already made your decision, nobody can change that and you know. Do what you want to do.
Sure, the Eternal Pasty belongs to the Anglo.
Pubs are closing because of the smoking ban, you'll find it's happening everywhere you stupid criminal.
LEGALISE CIGARETTES AND WEED AND MAKE CHILDREN ABLE TO SMOKE !!!
YES YES!
When conservatives finally realize they have no friends in government.
Sooner than you
DAS RITE
>I've fucked so many beautiful girls in this country
Pray tell, how much did you imbibe before embarking on these fornications?
Also move to North Yorkshire, literally everything you wish to see in your post.
True
dunno why but most brit girls in my experience have been innies and many of my friends have remarked this.
Just go with the memes, they're not changing anytime soon, I've milked my share of English cows too.
Bullshit. They're closing because you poms are too busy being packraped by Bangladeshis, watching Piers Morgan and spending all your money on EPL bullshit to give a fuck about Millenia of civilised white cultural heritage!!!
This was all sober mate. it's easy to stereotype but they are genuinly beautiful
Nah it's literally the smoking ban, before the ban (oldfag) they were popular and always packed, about a month after the ban was introduced? Pubs were dead, it was sad to watch.
This is now a commonwealth thread:
Indian bros, why the fuck do you put spices in literally everything? I'm in India on business and ordered a bottle of lemonade in the work cafeteria.
They put it in a cup and added what I can only describe as pepper. Why? WHY? This was after I asked for it to be plain!
Yorkshire is a fucking toxic county kek.
Mate you need to get out more. Pasty cigarette smoking foul mouthed flabby moles wearing slut's uniforms is what you have in the UK. Almost any other western nation has better looking scrunt.
>English girls
>Beautiful
kek'd
>pepper
that's sodium benzoate to kill any microorganisms in the water.
Stop LARPing
No one is buying this.
>Come home to a pretty English lass
>Pretty
>English
Pick one m8
Where you from then prick
>fucks abbos and thinks it can insult anyone else because he read shitty bait off pol and believed like the third world chink he is
t.virgin
Nope. All the pubs in my town turned into gastro-pub/restaurants within 3 years of the smoking ban. They were always full-to-bursting before the ban came into force. The smoking ban killed the British pub.
Thi dunt know nowt
Indians are honourary anglos m8
No it wasn't, it was literally a spice. One of the Indian guys I was with had to explain I just wanted the lemonade from the bottle, literally no spices.
They got me a new one which was fine.
Do they get more attractive the higher up in class you go?
Hello.
I'm with the other user, not all our women are "ugly". They look more like your women, only with fake tan instead of a real tan. Deal with it Ryan.
Oh God no, the reverse LOL.
>virgin
I think I'd rather be a virgin than go anywhere near an English clit. English women are dirty creatures. Coalburners on every corner, slags caked up in makeup, obesity, drinkers, smokers etc.
You literally have no idea how much this place sucks. It's like a toxic cesspit of depression and anxiety around here.
>pretty lass
>beautiful English children
What kind of tea you drinking there brit
English girls are the best. Fuck the haters
We all know where you're from and Scottish cunt isn't any better, in fact it's worse.
What happened?
Would it be more sensible to get you lads to come here?
>Scottish
I'm English, unfortunately.
I too am an old fag. When I used to visit the UK one of my FAVOURITE things to do was to drink pints in the pub. The old chairs, velvet cushions, ancient timber and the crowded smoke soaked warm atmosphere as it pissed cats and dogs outside. Fucking brilliant. Compare that with today's Wetherspoons. G&T's American menu, sanitised decor, all fucking pish. But you've still let it go. Earlier this year I went to a couple of old pubs on the south coast. No smoking, but still amazing £8 buffet, top piss, crowded. So there are still some left. If you'd have valued what you had it wouldn't be the generic sterile wasteland is is becoming.
No I want to move to Krautland. It's where my ancestry is based so it only feels right to move there.
British girls are fine, stop being little bitches.
>t. Brit hypocrite with a slavic wife
>wanting to move to central EU
Do you need to lie down?
What is this ancestry visa thing? My grandparents/uncle were born in Italy, does that mean I can go back there easily?
You got the description nailed down, but even my family members who aren't smokers miss the atmosphere of pubs being smokey, and those that were crying and eventually got smoking banned? They don't even go to pubs, so yeah.
Pic related.
Ignore the trolling, like all places you've got good and bad, ours are just more in the spotlight because of memes, plenty of fine English women to chose from, plenty of bad ones because England has the biggest population out of the other "Celtic" nations. They all really do have small genepools.
Depends on the country. With the UK you need a grandparent born there to get a 5+ year Visa.
Italy probably has different rules.
So just avoid the cities?
Fuck yourself mate
>is a virgin and wants to move to germany
Jesus christ lad you know so little
You're honestly getting advice from a bunch of people on pol on whether to move to england or not? Honestly find a nice village far away from the city like i have and /getcomfy/
Places like Whitby, Robin Hood's Bay are so beautiful in summer i look forward to waking up every day everyone is fairly redpilled as well, not a single sjw in sight... Absolutely magnificent
but seriously do real research instead of asking on a medieval tapestry weaving website
>So just avoid the cities?
Cities have a load of pakis but they have women in them as well and better night life. So if your goal is to go out and fuck women from night clubs you're best off in a city (hotel) don't live in one.
>Ancestry visas
You get citizenship of your parent or grandparent was born on British soil. That's it. It doesn't count for naturalised parents and grandparents. There's no such thing as ancestry visas
>In a comfortable village
Yeah, with fuck all in it and it takes a couple hours to get to the supermarket to buy essentials
>Go for a cheeky pint with the mates at the local pub
Being a Leaf and talking like that will just get you battered
>Come home to a pretty English lass
This isn't Scotland or Ireland. English people do not call girls "lass." Also, 90% of English women are disgusting. The ten percent that aren't are genetic flukes or have a parent/parents from another country. Thank God my wife is American and is a literal goddess compared to the live action Shrek cast around her
>Have beautiful English children
Read the above. Having a Leaf parent is probably a fate worse than being full Anglo
>Continue the bloodline of my ancestors
Your bloodline is probably already fucked from being in the Dominion, not to mention see the above points about people here basically being fucking mutants. It's nothing to be proud of.
Fucking Leaves I swear. Rake when?
100% this.
Do NOT move to or too near a major city.
Come to America if you want freedom
>but sunshine and blue skies is actually very nice
fuck that i'd take the grey skies and not risking cancer every time i mow my lawn
>Also, 90% of English women are disgusting.
That's a bit unfair, also
>my wife is American
>my wife
>wife
Idiotic cuck, you deserved to be raped at the divorce court.
>1. Overview
>You can apply for a UK Ancestry visa if you:
>are a Commonwealth citizen
>are applying from outside the UK
>are able to prove that one of your grandparents was born in the UK
>are able and planning to work in the UK
People like you are why our ancestors left England and now have more freedom than your family ever will
No
Don't care
Fuck you too
British girls are all dark haired/eyed and are nothing but whores.Half castes on every corner. I'm not breeding with that. I'm light with blonde hair and blue eyes. Why would I throw it away with a whore?
How did so many of us end up with blonde hair and blue eyes?
>British girls are all dark haired/eyed
LOL Ignore this fucking troll shit.
Sad times ahead for sure. Maybe Bernier can attempt to salvage something of this joke nation. >>Don't you bongers understand? It's pretty much over. This fucking country is headed is headed straight off a fucking cliff. Trudeau himself claimed that Canada was becoming a 'post nation'. There is nothing here but disappointment and degeneracy.
Because he's lying to you.
>How did so many of us end up with blonde hair and blue eyes?
Anglo-Saxon ancestry? German ancestry?
Brown hair and brown eyes everywhere. Dyed hair doesn't count.
I'm blonde hair and blue eyes too lad, girls say i have an amazing jawline and a big dick. You're probably the pasty autist that nobody noticed and you take it out on everyone else but yourself.
Get out of your shell, go outside some more, find some mates and socialise, get laid with a good lass and appreciate god's green earth.
Belittling others won't get you anywhere lad stop being so bitter
jealous Scot/Welsh/Pajeet detected
Brits need to come to America
In England, its cold with fuck all to do outside, so young girls don't play 4 different sports like they do here. They sit in their crowded dank terrace house or apartment and eat crisps and watch Emmerfail and The Only Way is Essex while their dads sit next to them on the same sofa they've had for 30 years gambling on the Paddy Power app. So for entertainment they end up fucking all their male peers in laneways and bus shelters. Hence, nation of wide sloppy vaginas.
I think you can make it. Hide in a plane going over like fucking James Bond and just stay out of trouble with the law.
This
Look if I were you I'd visit first, stay for a couple of weeks and explore the place, gather information and hands on research on areas across England, if you don't like England then you could explore Wales or Scotland in another visit.
But I'd visit before you make the decision to up and leave. Ignore the trolling on here, experience it for yourself and come to your own conclusion on how you feel about this country, if it's not for you then fine, if it is then great and you can start your application process.
Girls round my area like half-castes and blacks. They're all chavs.