Brit/pol/ - COMERADE CORBACHEV Edition

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>Farage rules out 8th attempt to stand for parliament
archive.fo/ECGcg
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/20/nigel-farage-announces-will-not-stand-election-admits-tories/

>FT: Theresa May stands by pledge to keep cutting net migration
archive.fo/FX4hj

>Jeremy Corbyn vows to 'overturn the rigged system'
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39649119

>EU Toughens Brexit Stance in Sign U.K. Vote Won't Alter Approach
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-20/eu-toughens-brexit-stance-in-sign-u-k-vote-won-t-alter-approach

>General Election is good for Brexit negotiations, says European Parliament President
news.sky.com/story/general-election-is-good-for-brexit-negotiations-says-european-parliament-president-10844115

>Hard Dose of Reality Hits Anti-Brexit Campaigners
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-19/may-s-election-set-to-dash-anti-brexit-camp-s-hopes-of-reversal

>Which target seats are the ones to watch in General Election 2017? How Theresa May builds a working majority of 80
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/target-seats-ones-watch-general-election-2017how-theresa-may/

>'Job done': UKIP defector and Brexit campaigner Douglas Carswell will not seek re-election in June
uk.businessinsider.com/ukip-defector-douglas-carswell-will-not-seek-re-election-in-june-2017-4

>The general election will be a vote on Scottish independence
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/general-election-will-vote-scottish-independence

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Vote Pirate Party lads

DAILY REMAINDER

Does anyone else reactivate their 5~ old facebook account just to jerk off to old friends photos?

I do, and at times, I like a photo from 2012 w/ a bird in her swim suit.

KAYA

she's a top class milf lads

Peter Hitchens, the type of nigga to go on about muh blackpill, don't vote etc but then vote for Corbyn last minute because of muh railways

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>fapping to completion to images

This isn't 1996, lad.

We're going on a Blair hunt, we're going to catch a big one...

This emergency election has triggered my autism. the election cycle was 2010,15,20 etc

Trying to use Trump tactics and failing. Many such cases. Sad!

Who /loyal/ here?

Who is going to /bet/?

Seen william hill are giving evens on the turnout to be over 63% might put in a cheeky £500

2015 was 66%

Eu referendum was 72%

This election is eu referendum part deux.

What do you think lads?

fuck off iceland, who the fuck are you anyway?

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I never voted before. Who do I vote for?

labour

>having some rallies with supporters means you'll get voted in
Hmmm
youtube.com/watch?v=7TOgB3Smvro
Corbyn fans are nuts

A comfy white nation, for a start

the furthest i go back for fap material is 2014, i love fapping to girls i know in real life

>there are people on brit/pol/ who are voting Tory just to "annoy the liberals"

Tories are bad for us racist and patriotic people too you know

Why?

UKIP

labour

We should build a wall around Glasgow and fund a comedy show about what happens on the inside.

youtube.com/watch?v=ff7tTzAf98Q

DUP

But we have no racist parties.

2015 was a fully-fledged campaign
referendum was a once in a generation chance
this is hardly over a month away, and people are sick of voting so often now

>there are millennials and remainers who are voting for Labour just to "defy the EU referendum result"
Corbyn is a socialist who doesn't understand economics and doesn't respect democracy you know.

slagfu

What should I have for tea lads?

kek. I do like comrade Corbyn.
He's just a retarded socialist and useful idiot most of the time.
Best thing he ever did was not oppose BREXIT with any serious effort, despite the (((moneyed interests of Labor))) autistically screeching at him ever since.

>butthurt socialist detected
I'm Ragnar Ragnarson. Aren't you glad you asked, Sweetie?

Plaid Cymru

If you're an immigrant or an immigrant lover, he's one of you. Otherwise, he's really not.

Amphetamine

chicken burgers

How much do you reckon about tree fiddy will win me?

Rab c nesbitt,a lot of them can't afford to leave!

When did all the Labour shilling start here?

Corbyn is an unelectable socialist moron. The sooner he is gone and Labour actually get their shit together the better, but it won't be this GE.

This tbqh.

Vote Tory only if you're in a marginal seat.

chicken kiev
mashed spuds
peas
brown sauce
strawberry ice cream for pud

wtf i hate Sup Forums now
youtube.com/watch?v=a3XjRO4-kGk

Has anyone tried absinthe?

corbyn want's brexit to happen. Lib Dems are the anti brexit party

holy kek that picture

I'm having a good ARYAN dish, Schnitzel. Get fucked, pureblood

I wish he wasn't such a lefty loon. He's very endearing.

>tfw lied about having had it during never have I ever to look cool

ilikecorbynbut.com/

This answers why Corbyn will win the General Election.

What's you excuse to not vote for him?

Checkmate, fascist!

You should realise that there's a pretty good chance that they are literally Momentum shills. This is exactly the kind of shady totalitarian disinfo campaign that commies would stage.

That, or trolls, or ledditors.
Basically you can just ignore them. They won't have any effect.

yeah, burns like a cunt
got me pissed but then I was also a hungry skelly teenager so

Yeah its fucking disgusting.

>>what u see
>implying u will ever get a bj

I just assumed the labour shilling were memes.

When did Eminem change gender?

Go BNP or go home

Should we ban loan companies?

>There are people who think Sargon of Akkad and Trump are far right nazis

AN UNHOLY ALLIANCE

Encore

the choices are

Tim "being in to men gives you 5 to 10" Farron
Theresa "mummy" May
Jeremy "IRA's number 1 fan" Corbyn
Nicola Stirgeon

You're the girl

We should ban (((payday loans))) if that's what you mean. Literally legalised loansharking. That was Blair.

Maybe

I've been snacking on Aryan blood all day, it's starting to give me heartburn.

>That shit on such a great flag
Fuck off, swamp nigger

It's like when Sturgeon talks about May being right wing.

DO YOUR DUTY

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One eye on the street the other on Pajeet

babies first political party

Gets me every time

The fuck you mean 'maybe'? Chicken Kiev is the fucking bollocks.

fuck off, and take your milky tea with you

>the "heir to Blair" party is "literally fascist"

That's how far the Overton window has shifted.

I smelled it when I was 14 in school, someone brought it in. Didn't know wtf it was I had sensory shock after it.

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bash the fash, comrade

I would eat sum pusy if i could

wrong image

Can't be arsed making mash. I'm thinking chicken kiev, broccoli, and maybe a baked potato.

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i had fried sausages, mushrooms, tomatoes and toast

delete this
god is watching

yeah ok
fuck the mash

>yfw you successfully purge Bowden from the party to consolidate your power causing him so much distress he dies of a heart attack then collapse into irrelevance after completely flopping in the 2010 election

how the fuck do you upload that and say
>wrong image
bet those 2 are your parents

No offence like, but why do we not put these people down at birth?

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Why are teaniggers trying to vote in a gommunist?
Would you like some lessons on "socialism" from a country that got a good dose of it not so long ago?

look how much fun theyre having

why did you save both of them

Apparently not, Corbyn is still siphoning air.

MODS

Well in that case, he better get his shit together because his party is still divided. I heard a Labour MP just after noon say "we don't want a hard brexit" on live TV. I should have really said "defy democracy" in my post, most remainers will back Labour just so they can stay as close to the EU as possible.
If Corbyn confirms that a soft brexit is his policy, this just turned into a second referendum that the remainers wanted - hard brexit vs soft brexit.
And all I can see right now with his economic plan is "all the money we'll get back by taxing the rich and catching the tax dodgers will pay for everything". That doesn't sound a good plan when you realise the rich will quickly shift their funds overseas once he's been elected.

>mfw this disabled man gets the succ but you don't