> Local Virginia woman, retired and suffering from dementia, claims that social security and medicare isn't enough. After her husband of around 30 years passed away, her disabled trans-female daughter accidentally burned down most of their house. Following months of living in a subsidized temporary shelter, she and daughter are back in their refurbished home, but debt from the temporary displacement has left her account in the red.
>"She threatens to kill me in her episode of emotional rage." claims daughter, Christine.
>With the bills mounting and welfare state not answering the call, Christine is auctioning off family goods. Stamp collection, old vintage records, childhood craft projects, customized video game memorabilia, and even a mysterious relic named, "The Classic".
>CWC holds an auction for his Sonic Totem. >Someone bids $1,500 and sends the money upfront. >CWC fails to ship it. Buys a $400 gold necklace for Barb. >CWC makes a video with Barb begging for money. She's wearing the $400 necklace in it. >Chargeback issued against failing to ship the totem. CWC's account goes into red.
I'd guess that Chris Chanwould be smart enough to take the money and flee to Tijuana... but that would require a drop of cunning. He's probably going to go on a giant LEGO shopping binge and mail the shirt to the wrong address in the process.
Julian Davis
Bumps b/c already on page 7 holy crap
Hunter Wood
Oh my god.
The dead eyes. You know they've seen things that were not meant to ever be seen.
When will the saga end? Is God keeping him alive to torment them?
Alexander Adams
Speaking as a 24/7 caregiver; I say kill the welfare system. It's a religious function; churches have done this for the longest time and should do so again. They are much better equipped and have the moral authority to do already, and just look at the Mormon's welfare program - it's SUPERIOR to anyone's.
Oliver Gray
I remember reading about him in 2012 on ED. And the story continues up to this day.
By plugging a coffee machine in using an extension cord plugged into an extension cord, plugged into the bathroom outlet...
Bentley Allen
Plugged in a coffee maker in the bathroom which sparked and started a fire.
Andrew Adams
I know more than I want to already desu senpai, the open wound vagina was the last straw
Aiden Lewis
I love it when he does weird shit for us to watch
Nathaniel Anderson
Who will play Chris(tine) in the Lifetime movie?
Joshua Johnson
>mfw people actually believed CWC would go to prison after the dangerous gas unlawful release incident
Landon Morgan
that ugly british midget?
Ian Nguyen
Not my fault this stupid dried up old cunt did not have insurance. Hold on its mandatory as a home owner. Fake news how fucking dumb do you have to be to believe this.
Asher Morris
>linking to ED for info about chris Here: sonichu.com/cwcki Everything and anything you need to know about Chris.
Isaac Rogers
>Hold on its mandatory as a home owner.
It isn't though.
Gavin Lee
The worst thing about brits is their chinless jawline and eyes that have a droopy underside curve making them look like actual retards. How hideous.
Carson Wright
Can't the guy who bid the $1,500 sue Chris?
Jason Brown
Virginia it is. I know what you saying you still need a bond, thats still a kind of insurance.
Aiden Taylor
the fucking shirt was in a bag for 3 years since the fire
still damp from firefighters putting the fire out
Asher Thompson
I like your style, OP
Kayden Mitchell
...
Jason Hall
He got his money back from eBay, so no need for further action.
Hudson Howard
>needs to sell private property to pay bills
I see nothing wrong with this. Sell all your stupid shit you old bitch.
Brody Watson
As a Virginian I apologize. Also fuck northern virginia, fuck those guys in perticular.
Camden Davis
Yeah, this thing is likely a petri dish of microbiological information.
I bet if you were to mix the shirt extract with frog DNA, you'd have enough to start your own CWC Theme Park.
Hudson Roberts
>linking to ED >when cwcki exists Newfag
Daniel Butler
Kill it with fire
John Nelson
if only he was selling something of Bob's so we could clone him and get things under control
Levi Hill
Would you bid on Bob's skeletal remains if he sold it?
Nolan Brooks
maybe Patti's
Bentley Sanders
>daughter
John Thomas
I'd pay for an entire college education for Chris if he sold me Bob. Obviously he'd waste the opportunity and probably never attend, but that's the price range I'd pay to have THE internet lumberjack entombed in my house.
>when you get so degenerate that billionaire philanthropists or biology laboratories invent a novel way to reanimate human beings just to put a small amount of structure into your meaningless life
Austin Price
You guys just want to secede from anything north of you, huh?
We should really stop dividing territories longitudinally.
Kayden Morris
>Tries to grow vagina using binural beats >Taint piercing gets infected and splits open >Thinks meditation to ambient tracks worked >Masturbates open wound with dildos >Posts pictures on the internet
I've followed Chris Chan for well over a decade now, I really couldn't have come up with a better continuation to his legendary saga myself.
Jack Perry
"they" are censoring this
Mason Clark
I have no sympathy for Chris anymore this fat retard did all of this himself then regressed back to playing the victim in some fucked up advanced ways. Becoming trans and hiding behind his quote "HIGH FUNCTIONING AUTISM" are just ways to cower away and victim shame his way to a small fortune on the backs of tax payers and the people willing to give him money for his autism projects.
He had thousands of chances to seek help and instead he is a 36 year old "woman" living with his dementia ridden psycho mom that also never had a fucking clue to how to help this sad bastard of a human in the first place.
Christian Lopez
Pottery.
Oliver Lopez
Virginia user here. The welfare here is perfectly fine, you draw a set amount of money per month which is normally $500+ This is all fine and good if you >Own a home. >Have no outstanding bills. >Dont go buying dumb shit.
But instead, here is what happens to welfare drawers. >Lets buy a new home. >Lets buy a new car. >Lets buy all sorts of stupid shit we dont need.
Then >WHY DONT I HAVE MONEY REEEE MUH ELECTRICITY! Even your electricity bill is cut drastically if you are on a fix income such as that.
Look around them in that video, the reason they dont have anything is because Chris Chan keeps buying stupid horse shit with the fixed monthly income instead of what is really needed. >Food. >Light.
NOPE LETS BUY DUMB SHIT! LIKE MORE DRESSES TEEHEE IM A GIRL!
Look in the background of this Plushies from $30+ toys from $20+ Boxes and boxes from amazon and the like, soda everywhere, garbage everywhere, its just like their old home!
Hunter Miller
i thought barb was a fat ass
Dominic Jenkins
I really wanna know what Chris does all day.
He has no job. Does he play video games all day?
I know he buys truckloads of toys, but surely he's too old to be able to play with action figures, right?
I used to love playing with bionicles but I don't think I would know where to begin if I tried to, now.
Does he still have a childlike imagination, or is he as dead inside as he seems?
I want to know where his time goes.
Hunter Perry
> victim shame his way to a small fortune
That would work in theory. Unfortunately for Chris you can't buy things with Lego.
In the ungodly event someone actually pays more than $20k for his shirt you can rest assured 90% of it will be spent on stupid shit within two weeks.
Jayden Stewart
>her disabled trans-female daughter accidentally burned down most of their house
Ethan Gomez
>Does he still have a childlike imagination, or is he as dead inside as he seems?
Probably a combination of both. His life largely mirrors a 5-year-old boy's; he does practically nothing but draw, build crap with Lego, and play with toys and video games.
Josiah White
Gods keeping him alive as a warning for the rest of us
See for yourself. Special guest star at the 17m45s mark
Adam Bell
I have been casually reading CWCki for a couple years now.
The story never ends. I think even after he dies, Christorians will still find plenty more to say about him. Subplots, maybe entire sagas of his life that were never leaked to the trolls.
To quote the bible: "Chris(t) did many other things as well. If every one of them were written down, I suppose that even the whole world would not have room for the books that would be written." John 21:25 (NIV)
Joshua Taylor
Yeah but there's no way I could afford to pay.
David Perez
That looks like Chris-chan's mom
Jayden Jackson
>>>/kiwifarms/
Jordan Allen
HOLY FUCK IT IS
Benjamin Kelly
That's fucking terrifying.
Imagine Jurassic Park, but instead of raptors and t-rex's, you have autistic chris chan clones. I wonder if they would fap in packs.
Dylan Hall
Cite the law then. Bob had that house paid for years ago. Therefore no mortgage. Therefore no homeowners insurance requirement by the lender.
Lincoln Clark
No way is that what he normally does. He must've just been putting on a show for the camera.
Even a kid doesn't voice characters out loud like that. At least not that loudly.
Cute cat, though. Funny how the cat is unburdened by Chris's autism. Just an animal following its proper instincts, dependent on but ultimately superior to a deviant human.
Anthony Lopez
what did you think this thread was about?
David Brown
I swear to fucking god if anybody posts his "vagina" in this thread
Jeremiah Price
You have to go back.
Brandon Thomas
Didn't they bury that dog in their backyard?
>Christorian archaeology division, assemble!
Thomas Bell
>you will never get that video of him fucking an inflatable doll out of your mind.
It's seared in there forever. Please tell me I'm not the only one to have seen it.
Luke Baker
politics
Come on now, the pic is low quality and I haven't dug into Chris' Saga for years
Isaac Lee
JUULAAAAAY
Sebastian Gonzalez
>you will never dress up as a pickle and abduct his gf infront of his and his father's eyes
Why did he have to die before I could cuck them both?
Jack Hall
Sacrificial Amy Rose plushie being lowered into a containment area.
Carson Stewart
>suffering from dementia >claims that social security and medicare isn't enough
If she is suffering from dementia, then she is clearly not qualified to make such complicated economic decisions.
Jaxson Scott
Oh how I wish I could spoiler tag this image
Leo Morgan
Kek I didn't even realize it was about Chris-chan.
Jason Morris
>>"She threatens to kill me in her episode of emotional rage." claims daughter, Christine.
If you burned down my fucking house then I would too!
Nathan Thompson
Clever .... girl???
Joshua Smith
>obvious soul crushed mom asking her autistic son to go get some cat food >MA IM LIVE ON THE AIR ILL GET IT LATER GOSH I didn't need to feel that.
Justin Rogers
His mother is as insane as he is, do not feel for them.
She's a possibly sociopathic narcissist. Consistently lied to Chris and fed into his worst behaviors. Throttled his ambition so that he'd stay with her forever.
Also, she has a son by a different father (Chris's half-brother, Cole) who hates her and is much less autistic than Christ (hardly at all, just uses pretentious words really).
She has been lying about who Cole's father is for decades. She still won't tell him the truth.
Sebastian Stewart
>Boomers raise mentally ill children >Boomers spend disposable income on useless garbage like Stamps, Memorabilia, "Sonitc Totems", Necklaces >Boomers don't save cause "muah welfare state and social security" >Boomers blame millenials for being lazy and not working enough >Boomers cry for more social security when they own a big house with a big yard, two cars
It is time to kill all boomers. We have to put an end to this!
Landon Sullivan
...
Ayden Scott
Oh. Guess that explains Chris then.
Sebastian Murphy
>Q: do you get a Skylanders t-shirt and figure with purchase? >A: Yes.
Kek
Joseph Sanders
How long till they're kicked out of their home?
Aaron Lee
Oh my fucking god, that was about Chris-chan? He truly is a gift that keeps on giving.
Daniel Gonzalez
How else am I going to keep a thread alive? Sup Forums mods keep banning my threads despite CWC's relationship with Sup Forums going back longer than they've been on the site.
>My name is Barbara Chandler >This is an emergency situation >Please, somebody, kill me
Ryder Peterson
PAY DENBTS
Ian Campbell
kek my first though exactly
Michael Brown
Chris chan is the main character in the newest yoko taro alt reality game.
Sebastian Garcia
Did you read the part in the latest episode where Black Sonichu tells Sonichu about Reldnahc having put whipped cream in his rocket boosters? In the original drawing, he said "some creamy stuff", in reference to Reldnach being the TOTALLY opposite of me.
Jeremiah Kelly
Isn't the Barbara, CWC's mother?
Grayson Cruz
Speaking of Cole, just noticed this. Laughed really hard.
Elijah Diaz
Larger version
Good eye!
Adam Gutierrez
>"She threatens to kill me in her episode of emotional rage." so the tranny is pushing it onto its mother, tranny trys to kill herself in fire and fails, tranny then does off the deep end threating to kill her mother because mom wont give her more gibs for its estrogen injections. and the tranny is using its moms dementia to try and push the narritive of more gibs for more estrogen so it can kill its self because society is a social construct and its waycist
