Brit/pol/ - The Chapel Royal Edition

Today’s Articles: April 21st, 2017

>Queen celebrates 91st birthday
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-royals-queen-idUKKBN17N0K9

> FT: Theresa May says Tories will keep 0.7% overseas aid target
archive.fo/o13nu

> Len McCluskey re-elected as Unite general secretary
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39670708

> Britain Is About to Have Its First Day Without Coal
bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-04-21/u-k-heads-for-first-coal-free-day-since-industrial-revolution

>FT: Mixed benefits for a UK Tory election victory
archive.fo/QKHOe

> Revealed: The controversial Government plans shelved by the general election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/21/revealed-controversial-government-plans-shelved-general-election/

>FT: Theresa May loses two senior Downing St advisers in one week
archive.fo/RNmOV

> Who’ll win the fashion face-off? Ladies Day revellers at the Scottish Grand National
dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-4432522/Racegoers-arrive-Ladies-Day-Scottish-Grand-National.html

> Some Guardian Cringe: If we overreact to this attack on Paris then terrorism will ‘just never end’
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/21/overreact-paris-attack-terrorism-just-never-end

>UK general election 2017: Poll tracker and odds
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/uk-general-election-2017-poll-tracker-odds/

> General Election results and maps: Find out how your area voted in 2015
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-results-maps-find-area-voted-2015/

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>Oversaw the death of Britain and did nothing

Really makes me think

GAS THE CIVICS

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Stop the stupid archive links, I hate not being able to see which site the articles are from before clicking.

Remember to vote against homosexuality and abortion

monarcucks will defend this

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Depends who you have in power. An cuck monarchy is no different to a cuck republic

The SNP are officially the gayest political party in the world

They're labelled FT. Which means Financial Times.

11th for THICC babes.

I kind of respect Corbyn At least he seems like a man of his word with solid opinion unlike the other candidates

Alright, fair enough, I'll let you off considering FT is paywalled.

Thought that too until he melted on his Euroscepticism for the EU Ref

Is working in IT/Tech as bad as it seems?

I fell for the Computer Science meme & I'm growing to hate the cunts on my course

>Pedantic/childish numales, completely undependable for group work
>Job titles with Rockstar or Guru in them
>Hackathons
>Programming as a hobby
>Constantly learning the latest frameworks
>Expected to be passionate about code (learning in your own time without being paid)
>Constant pop culture references
>Trannies everywhere (this includes Soylent drinking transhumanists)
>Macbooks being covered in framework stickers or LGBTQIA+ bollocks
>Everyone is an atheist rationalist skeptic

Might drop out and become a crime lord in Costa del Sol

Portillo just gave a log a good hammering on BBC 2

>solid opinion
>he still won't admit which way he voted in the referendum
M8...

Which is why they're archived. So people don't need to do the whole google the title nonsense.

Ah yes, you're black thats why people think you look like a fucking horse

it's a 9 to 5 job with low/middle salary with no prospects for improvement.

oc
>Solid opinions

Didnt say he didnt take his back

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Why aren't you out dropping red pills to Labour supporters boys?

Corbs has still been respectable other than the EU angle. Tbf he was manipulating that not to upset his core voterbase and older ones

That's a nice one of her.

How do I get over my humiliation fetish lads

Cut off your dick.

What's wrong with programming as a hobby? It's fun and its productive.

fuck theres labour canversers on my street

POST RARE KAYLEIGHS NOW

I'm honestly thinking about signing up to become an officer (recruiter said they pay for your degree and training), & do business management or some bollocks. I don't think tech guys will make good managers, they can't even manage their own hygiene

>a man of his word

You've seen his policies right? He might as well be promising a unicorn for every man, woman and child in the land.

humiliate someone

Tripe. I contract at £600 per day, across different time zones.

Good money after a while in the biz but it's dull as dishwater.

Why the fuck are we still giving Overseas """""aid"""" at all

Petrol bomb them.

show them your willy

>Free School meals and tuition and more Socialism

Its shit but not a unicorn

Techie is better than Development lad, more banter, more based, but worse paid. IT Support is a solid career that is always on the move and yet always the same. Pretty much a job for life, albeit in many different companies probably.

>users will always be thick as shit

Just need to accept that you are nothing with a bitter grin, user. Remember:

>you are nothing

t. IT Support Contractor

>Buy a selection of IPA because of the flashy and interesting packaging
>All taste the fucking same

Meme'd again

>it's another "MUH NHS" election campaign

fucking lib dem volunteers are a couple doors away, might throw a rock at them

>ywn work on a comfy apple orchard with your qt wife and 4 white children

Don't be a cock, bin that rock!

Soft power. The majority of the money goes towards ensuring that British companies are awarded favourable contracts in the developing world, by bribing people, if necessary.

It has absolutely nothing to do with being 'friendly' or 'humane' as the left claims and it is not wholly a 'waste' of money as the right complains about. It is far more complex than that.

>Scottish National Party (UK)

You just know they'd get annoyed by this

>Biggest recipient is Pakistan
>Nuclear power
>Space programme
For what purpose?

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mongGgG

Turn the hose on them

>polizei
>british plates

really probes the lobes

>tfw work on my comfy garden through spring/summer... alone

I'm more of an outdoorsy type, is the European market flooded with Pajeets in the same way the US is?
I don't hate programming, but the problem is there are people that will spend 60-80 hours on it a week, I'm not going to compete with that.

There's a few Chinese on my course, but they don't speak english & they just cheat off one another.

Tell them how happy you are that their leader is sticking it to the sodomites.

3 guesses

well it's not unusual for western powers and Cameron for some reason felt that massive aid payouts somehow justified massive tax evasions and haven status under his crony government.

Insanely comfy episode of Great American Railroad Journeys right now.

Going to vote Labour lads. Just found out their candidate in my area is Kate Hoey, who campaigned for Brexit alongside Farage, and is the subject of a campaign from (((the Evening Standard))) to stand down, so it feels like I have to vote for her really.

Poor students already get free school meals. Documenting how many get them is how poverty is actually measured in schools. Isn't this just beneficial for middle class and above?

>Chief Editor of the Guardian is Someone called Katherine Viner

>Decide to look up the surname.

>Commonly used as a Ashkenazic Jewish Surname


Why dont they hide it anymore lads

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What are the chances Uni will be low cost or free in 2 years time

I'm still amused that milkman largely got away with praising the bombing of Assad

theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/apr/07/donald-trump-syria-strike-tim-farron-assad-chemical-weapons-theresa-may

Just end our suffering...

Look up the founder of Momentum on wiki.

the same chances as Corbyn crowning himself King

Good call, I do like Kate Hoey.

to pacify them not to nuke india and fuck the world up with nuclear winter

isn't it already in scotland?

Tfw your sister bans all mentions of Enya from your funeral

It's almost like some cunt revered by the church of england took away her power

Soon

Fairly low cost but still 1800 a year Min

Who else /scaredofCorbyn/ here?

Isn't tech support going to be automated soon?

I might consider network management, something more tangible. I can't even sit through a 2 hour long movie, I don't want my spine curving over years.

is this real?

I'm pretty sure Caroline Lucas is a lezzo, which would make the English green party 100% gay

Might infiltrate a sharia patrol and spike the water cooler with pork

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Why is every populist movement so abyssmal

Costs about 2k depending on the course for scots, full price for the rest of the uk and COMPLETELY FREE FOR EU NATIONALS.

That's right, we charge citizens more than foreigners for education.

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>likes guns
>likes hunting
>opposes smoking ban
>opposed devolution
>wants immigration control
>wants welfare reform
>Eurosceptic
>English Votes for English Laws
>grammar schools
>hates the BBC
>hates Mugabe

Never mind voting for her, you should propose to her.

"shariah patrols" don't really exist. The famous stickers was just 1 paddy muslim convert.

So niggerstans don't have to pull their weight.
Fuck at least we're sending whites that actually finish their education beside shitskins.

I actually met an amazing girl who loves plants and spending time outdoors the other week too... of course that quickly went stale when she got to know me

and they then squeeze native citizens out of university places. wonderful system...

>romanians
>white

what

The toppest kek.

>he hasn't been on a britain first battle bus

It's got to come to a head at some point. There's no way the increases can keep going on like they are, and there's no way half of these people are ever going to be able to pay it off.
Please happen before I finish my degree tho, I don't want to be poor much longer.

Oh H you don't count~

Hitler just couldn't admit his system with basically social capatlism

If you want shits then you can have them. But I thought India and Pakistan gave you enough.

She's 45 years older than me desu, just don't think it will work out.

yeah basically the reason no one on Sup Forums can find a nice girl is because of how we are, the vilest redpill to swallow

>we're sending whites
Nigger what, the only people you send here are gypsies