Name one thing you'd bring back from Ancient Rome
Name one thing you'd bring back from Ancient Rome
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Their judicial system. No long term imprisonment. Fines, lashings, or death only.
carrying swords around like badasses
Slave battles.
ancient rome
Corrupt officials were thrown into a sack with a wild animal and both were thrown in a river
Congress
Their entire government system. 200 years of total peace shows that they did something right that we clearly aren't doing
Boipussi
Someone post the Sup Forums edit, you know which one.
literally everything
Forums.
Pick up some oranges from the marketplace then go listen to the slickest new orator.
Shit'd be comfy.
Feeding Christians to lions.
Women being unable to vote
>Feeding Christians to lions
You mean Catholics? Nobody had invented bullshit terms to get Protestants to vote for Catholics at that point.
Can't deny those quads
that nigger on the left is thinking ooga booga lookit dat white biotchh
the aqueduct
slaving niggers
having fuckslaves
Orgies
Exercising naked being commonplace
Mandatory military service for all freemen.
Orgies, bacchanals, architecture, fugging everything.
rome was degenerate
I feel the coliseum would be a better use of our tax dollars than the current prison system. Just make inmates fight to death
Those who serve can vote.
So no woman, comies, betas, fags, kikes, niggers and other retards.
Sacking Jerusalem. That was real fuckin neato.
Fighting to death wasn't really a thing.
Sex with young boys.
underrated
>only the degenerate emperors did this
>they lost in the end
>the only vestige of the Roman Empire that still exists is the Roman Catholic Church
Really makes me think
>Bestiarii
I'd make a Bull Hippo rape a jihadi to death
awww cutest little legion ever!
Crucifixions
For slaves it was.
Arean combatant =/= Gladiator
Sex slaves.
>ywn have your lithe body pinned down and plowed by a wealthy handsome legionary
OUT OF LINE DECIMATE THE RANKS
That backfired, Fedorist.
Personally liked Shelling..
It's horrific and effective.
The head of jesus.
Legalized rape
Men that aren't cucks.
You do know that many of the emperors were gay right?
A christian's wet dream: becoming a martyr and entering heaven
they were good at fighting
>They kidnapped Hypatia on her way home and took her to the "Church called Caesareum. They then completely stripped her, and then murdered her with tiles." Socrates Scholasticus was interpreted as saying that, while she was still alive, Hypatia's flesh was torn off ὀστράkοις, which literally means "with or by oyster shells, potsherds or roof tiles".[29] Afterward, the men proceeded to mutilate her and, finally, burn her limbs
>rome
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:^)
Having sex with men and beign a faggot that wants to have his country invaded, his people killed and his women raped are two different things.
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The Empire that unified all of mediterranean.
Gladiatorial combat for criminals
You have 20 minutes to name 5 good things about this...
>Having sex with men and beign a faggot that wants to have his country invaded
Yeah, I would bring that back, too.
gladiatorial combat, sine missione.
I want to see violent offenders tear each others throat for a small chance at freedom after 100 wins. And I want to see coalburners raped by baboons.
Silphium
decency
humility
virtue
Jewish persecution.
Everything's good about it.
Jesus of Nazareth
Just posting for a three day vacation.
>all we have from the Romans is the Catholic Church
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, burger.
kek
Dey wuz gud bois dey dindu nuffin
>only rich, well educated fucks get to vote
>everyone else waits to break a stalemate
How is any of that good?
>only rich, well educated fucks get to vote
Exactly the point.
Caesar or Octavian.
Nice
Can you do other versions or just tell me what you use plox
Oranges where brought by the Portuguese to the Mediterranean user although you could be referring to a modern forum.
Literally Microsoft Paint is this your first day on Sup Forums?
The loot of 455
>not posting the original
Land owning middle clasa
It's just more quality like than most shit I see with MS Paint. I literally just did an MS paint today but I was never really good at it so they all look like shit.
Hey aquaduct
Font, word size, and color, that's all it is.
Nothing. If I could go back in time and deliver justice to the Romans, I would. Hell exists for such foul people.
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The thermaes.
>burger education
Gaius and Aulus
What are you talking about? No one in the city was allowed to be armed unless he was a soldier or guard.
Why has only one dude mentioned killing all the Jews yet?
Religion
slavery
Gladiatorship.
Fuck this shit.
>"Imagine if the only way you could express yourself sexually and find fulfillment in life was by torturing another human being."
I'm so god damned tired of this shit.
No baby is born with this inherent in them. This is the biggest load of horseshit.
Slavery
That would save us billions of dollars.
It wouldn't be just blacks though.
Is this a joke or?
She's Greek though
Where else is latin still used or it's ancient rituals still practiced in great marble basilicas in white robes
Get out odin fags
A pussy hair from Helen of Troy
post conquest rape and loot.
>doesnt remember the sacred prostitution cults
>or the cucking cults
WEW I sure do miss it