Name one thing you'd bring back from Ancient Rome

Name one thing you'd bring back from Ancient Rome

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Their judicial system. No long term imprisonment. Fines, lashings, or death only.

carrying swords around like badasses

Slave battles.

ancient rome

Corrupt officials were thrown into a sack with a wild animal and both were thrown in a river

Congress

Their entire government system. 200 years of total peace shows that they did something right that we clearly aren't doing

Boipussi

Someone post the Sup Forums edit, you know which one.

literally everything

Forums.

Pick up some oranges from the marketplace then go listen to the slickest new orator.

Shit'd be comfy.

Feeding Christians to lions.

Women being unable to vote

>Feeding Christians to lions
You mean Catholics? Nobody had invented bullshit terms to get Protestants to vote for Catholics at that point.

Can't deny those quads

that nigger on the left is thinking ooga booga lookit dat white biotchh

the aqueduct

slaving niggers

having fuckslaves

Orgies

Exercising naked being commonplace

Mandatory military service for all freemen.

Orgies, bacchanals, architecture, fugging everything.

rome was degenerate

I feel the coliseum would be a better use of our tax dollars than the current prison system. Just make inmates fight to death

Those who serve can vote.
So no woman, comies, betas, fags, kikes, niggers and other retards.

Sacking Jerusalem. That was real fuckin neato.

Fighting to death wasn't really a thing.

Sex with young boys.

underrated

>only the degenerate emperors did this
>they lost in the end
>the only vestige of the Roman Empire that still exists is the Roman Catholic Church

Really makes me think

>Bestiarii
I'd make a Bull Hippo rape a jihadi to death

awww cutest little legion ever!

Crucifixions

For slaves it was.
Arean combatant =/= Gladiator

Sex slaves.

>ywn have your lithe body pinned down and plowed by a wealthy handsome legionary

OUT OF LINE DECIMATE THE RANKS

That backfired, Fedorist.

Personally liked Shelling..

It's horrific and effective.

The head of jesus.

Legalized rape

Men that aren't cucks.

You do know that many of the emperors were gay right?

A christian's wet dream: becoming a martyr and entering heaven

they were good at fighting

>They kidnapped Hypatia on her way home and took her to the "Church called Caesareum. They then completely stripped her, and then murdered her with tiles." Socrates Scholasticus was interpreted as saying that, while she was still alive, Hypatia's flesh was torn off ὀστράkοις, which literally means "with or by oyster shells, potsherds or roof tiles".[29] Afterward, the men proceeded to mutilate her and, finally, burn her limbs

>rome

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:^)

Having sex with men and beign a faggot that wants to have his country invaded, his people killed and his women raped are two different things.

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The Empire that unified all of mediterranean.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phryne

:^)

Gladiatorial combat for criminals

You have 20 minutes to name 5 good things about this...

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>Having sex with men and beign a faggot that wants to have his country invaded

Yeah, I would bring that back, too.

gladiatorial combat, sine missione.
I want to see violent offenders tear each others throat for a small chance at freedom after 100 wins. And I want to see coalburners raped by baboons.

Silphium

decency

humility

virtue

Jewish persecution.

Everything's good about it.

Jesus of Nazareth

Just posting for a three day vacation.

>all we have from the Romans is the Catholic Church
You couldn't be more wrong if you tried, burger.

kek

Dey wuz gud bois dey dindu nuffin

>only rich, well educated fucks get to vote
>everyone else waits to break a stalemate

How is any of that good?

>only rich, well educated fucks get to vote
Exactly the point.

Caesar or Octavian.

Nice
Can you do other versions or just tell me what you use plox

Oranges where brought by the Portuguese to the Mediterranean user although you could be referring to a modern forum.

Literally Microsoft Paint is this your first day on Sup Forums?

The loot of 455

>not posting the original

Land owning middle clasa

It's just more quality like than most shit I see with MS Paint. I literally just did an MS paint today but I was never really good at it so they all look like shit.

Hey aquaduct

Font, word size, and color, that's all it is.

Nothing. If I could go back in time and deliver justice to the Romans, I would. Hell exists for such foul people.

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The thermaes.

>burger education

Gaius and Aulus

What are you talking about? No one in the city was allowed to be armed unless he was a soldier or guard.

Why has only one dude mentioned killing all the Jews yet?

Religion

slavery

Gladiatorship.

Fuck this shit.
>"Imagine if the only way you could express yourself sexually and find fulfillment in life was by torturing another human being."
I'm so god damned tired of this shit.
No baby is born with this inherent in them. This is the biggest load of horseshit.

Slavery

That would save us billions of dollars.

It wouldn't be just blacks though.

Is this a joke or?

She's Greek though

Where else is latin still used or it's ancient rituals still practiced in great marble basilicas in white robes

Get out odin fags

A pussy hair from Helen of Troy

post conquest rape and loot.

>doesnt remember the sacred prostitution cults
>or the cucking cults

WEW I sure do miss it