You wake up in a room and see this. What do you do?

You wake up in a room and see this. What do you do?

>ugly gingers
Nope out of there.

Convert them to Christianity and dress them modestly.

*unzips dick*

I jerk off while they lick each others bare feet. Maybe some shame play.

idk, have sex I suppose, I mean they're not that good looking but why not

Check for their penises

somehow become more depressed

Open up my tactical hip pack and enjoy a slice of pizza.

Where is my computer and action figurines?! REEEEEEEEE

Commence rape

That's a 2v1 scenario. I don't think you are capable of handling both at once.
I guess you could knock one out and rape the other, then vice versa but that's sloppy craftsmanship.

>pic related

Kill the jew.

ask them who they are and what they did with the two hot girls who were here when I went to sleep

Unironically eat their bums.

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Send OP back to Sup Forums

take off my pants and fuck them both right in the pussy!

>this is a clear violation op the NAP
>launch recreational McNuke™

>Its a trap

Run like hell

(1)

Ram my erect penis in their holes at full force, if you catch my drift.

>wake up at an albanian wedding
if i'm invited i would eat i guess. i'm not dancing though

Save the white race

>engagement rings
What do they mean by this?

>Politics

nothing

Rape them for entering my house to show dominance, wouldn't even care about a possible girlpenis at that point

Say "Wait, when did you get past your 18th birthday? It's no fun anymore now"

leave immediately
those are both dudes

sage

Oy vey goyims, where are my eggs?

this

Convert them to Islam and keep them in my personal Harem. For Allah has given me this new property.

Ask them where I am and where my wife is.

Ask where the other 70 are.

Let me guess, they are British.

>y-you too

Wrong Heaven

The ginger on the left is clearly a reverse centaur. I would slay the foul beast.

Take the fiery-hot poker from the fireplace and chase them out of the house. Then become a Dominican friar

Faggot

Introduce myself, deal with momentary awkwardness, proceed to browse Sup Forums.

Ask if they're from Antifa

What else? Call the police and see if they've stolen anything.
Or i'll just get startled and shoot them with my automatic crossbow

Rape them

flag checks out

you're not evil jew fairies come to suck my blood right?

spbp

you have to eat all the eggs

are you democraps?

jinx nigger

Watch them eat all the boiled eggs out of the bowl. Every. Last. One.

Probably wake up in a sticky mess...hate that.

Leave

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Wake up again because these girls would never be in the room of an ugly spic.

>mfw I know where this is from

Wonder how they got into my house as I pump them full of lead

Check to make sure they don't have penises

>Those noses
NOPE Never stick your dick in jew.

Go back to sleep.

You're so smart, what do YOU do?

Run away from the donkey faced hoes who have no value to society outside of social media.

trap

Nut in my pants and be awkward

fucking hell my sides