BRAZIL x PHILIPPINES FRIENDSHIP THREAD

ITT we discuss why we are the best of friends :)

You're gonna exchange tips on shemales or something?

we are best friends with brazil?

We are needing some guy like Duderte here. He could start killing all the politicians, they are fucking our country more than ever.

Nice thread... Been to Brazil once... Nice and fun people. They like telenovelas too and have noon time shows like ours... Full of women in bikinis dancing.

C-can i have a qt philippine gf? I can give you some acarajé :3

Lend me your power Philippines

this
Since when we are bros?

The flip race are early risers. They will wake up in around an hour and will give a nice "ohayou" to our Brazilian brothers.

wtf i love Philippines now

i know right

Introducing my flip girlfriend.

Never seen her naked but I have saw most.

>american standard

You always take the ones who look like toilets

are we?

We will have our Duterte soon. :^)
Kinda funny because years ago I got friends with a bunch of Philipinos when I only had time to play vydia during the southeast asia prime time. I joined a pinoy guild and they were one of the few asians during that prime comunicating in english. Great people.

Pay your debts

>girlfriend
>never saw her naked
pick one, paying for dinner is not more than flirting.

>pay

...

Just because we both have the best trannies in the world doesn't mean we are best friends

But Flips were colonized by the Spanish?

Good.

Change is coming > MAGA

Hey guys.

Do you play football in the Philippines?

She's from Balanga. I didn't expect a model.

Who is mexico firends with?

Its slowly been getting popular here... I hope someday it overtakes basketball. Basketball is for niggers.

Niggers.

meet

Turkey

Greece, they're too salty and have no friends.

Chyna

Nice.

What is the typical philippine food?

I make fun of her all the time. Call her a Taiwanese Mexican.

Both of your women are made for white cocks

Walls

Rice. Balut. Weird shit.

philipines as well or US?
might as well both large important nations overshadowed by much wealthier wither neighbours to the north
but why greece tho?

you people look cool
but every pinoy i found in MMORPGs was a fucking nigger

why don't we match up each contry while we're at it?

Balanga is a nice place :)

France not allowed to post here till Le Pen wins

It astounds me how many old/manlet white people are here in the capital walking around with local women

What do white folks see in these little brown tropical goblins

What is wrong with her eye?

Does she have melanin on her sclera? A lot of niggers get that and it's pig disgusting..

Pussy is pussy tho, just hope you aren't planning on giving her little supreme gentlemen children

People love exotism.
Wouldn't you love to fuck some hot white bitches ?

I gotta go there. Very Catholic family. I gotta ask before I marry her.

There is also a lot of cocaine made just for westerners, most of the time they come for both drugs and hoes.

France >>>>> out

Filipino here, I think the memes have gotten to me. I'm friends with some but I'm afraid to hit on them. I understand the exotic appeal but after living here for so long it's been long gone.

She's qt

>People love exotism.
Sure I can see the appeal in that, but are white men really so face-blind to not notice how ugly female pinoys actually are?

>Wouldn't you love to fuck some hot white bitches ?
I do enjoy porn with white women
but white women + male pinoy irl would be a sausage-in-hall situation and it wouldn't be fun for either party

Women are attractive

It's the brown boys that look like emasculated goblins

You see some with a brown wife, and a brown son, and the disappointment that they had a little pinoy is so obvi

BEST SHEMALES, UNITED!

Only bisayas are ugly... Tagalogs are beautiful. Only ugle persons here in Manila are bisaya squatters. If one sees a beautiful bisaya, she's probably of spanish descent or some daughter of a Manila businessman.

Same with Brazil, women in Rio are generally beautiful except niggers.

hello man!!! i admire what your country do to corrupted pollitics and to drugdealers :3

Para meus irmãos brasileiros, de onde vcs são? sou de Roraima e aqui é Bolsonaro na veia.

maraming salamat cumpadre, mabuhay kayong lahat at putang ina nyo :)

Praise Duterte

May He Live A Thousand Years

>ITT we discuss why we are the best of friends :)
I don't even know you, faggot.
To me you guys are just knock-off japs.

no bully you faggot

Nevermind what he said Brazil bros

Brasília.

Vivendo do seu imposto :^)

Flipbros. Other than the South where the rebels are. Any place I should avoid?

South = muslim rebels
North = commie rebels

Just stay in Manila and popular beaches

I'm OK with this I guess

Pacman best boxer

claim your waifu

im from the best state, of course

new zealand

>Monkey state
>Bolsonaro
>NeoCon
>Every four years, the donkeys monkeys are betting on a new savior of country.

I've been to th country. All look the same.

Even the light skinned Filipinos look like niggers.

But nigger bitches still have tight cunts.

Your accent is fucking hilarious, also.

What? Who are these monkeys?

>tfw no philippines

just call us braz-bros ok?

i couldn't find one sorry :'(

This is a gay ass thread

>>Every four years, the donkeys monkeys are betting on a new savior of country.
>says the Lula shill

(checked)

i have never met with a person born in philippines, but Duterte would be a good international friendo for Bolsonaro.

>a friendship bound by helicopter rides

You know we will elect Doria, he's already the media favorite so we will be spammed with endless propaganda and will follow like Sheep

love you too, buddy

Hhahahahahahahahahah Lula shill HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Neocon com louvor.

you just jealous that nobody likes you.

Probably this. All my normie friends are Doria fanboys. Could be worse, I guess.

Yes very gay, we have a lot of shemales

you just mad spain hates you lmao

Go create another race mixing thread.

I want to breed dozens of mixed children with this girl and put all them on university through quotas!

I'm not a sheep to lick statist ass like betas. Keep with your "banana republic".

MURDER AN EUROKEK TODAY!!!!

MATE UM EUROCORNO HOJE MESMO!!!!

Could you guys let us borrow Duterte for 4 years?

>best state

if you like fishing in swamps maybe

Fun fact: rooster clucks are still used to wake people up in the Philippines

Just woke up because of one

We arent though. No one here even knows anything about your country

A lot of people here know about Duterte though.

we do that in mexico two bro just a poor people thing

Used to live in a farm 7 years ago, used to wake up with roosters too

pretty common in here too

Duterte will have a lasting legacy... mark my words

>Falling for the Doria and Jewnaro Meme
Why didn't you fucks just elect Levy Fidelix in 2014? he's the real redpill

>Kuruminha = Petista symbol
>Pepe = Neonazi symbol

relax man, there are a lot of bastards here too

>2017
>Ainda sendo Petista
Quando vocês subhumanos vão aprender

EU SOU PETISTA? SEU ANIMAL BURRO DO CARALHO, PIVETE PRETO NEOCON!
ENFIA UMA DENTADURA NO CU E RI PRA CARALHO.

Roraima é um estado muito loko, tem mais maranhense aqui do que roraimense, tem mais cearesense que roraimense, tem mais gaucho que cearense...

I used to be from Acre but now I can say where I am anymore

>2017
>not being a bastard

gauchos are everywhere, they are pretty much the cochroaches of Brazil.