ITT: you. Yes, you!

ITT: you. Yes, you!

18 -25 years old
theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
currently no gf
had sex before, but years ago
disinterested in long-term relationships
find it hard to maintain social relationships
currently not wearing pants
instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
occasionally party with old friends every other month
never wash hands after going to the bathroom
slightly above average IQ
usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years

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y
close enough
n
y
never
n
y
currently am, I don't usually
y
y
after taking a shit
define slightly?
n
little over a year

>18 -25 years old
no 27
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no I use tissues like any civilized man
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
no I havea table
>currently no gf
yes
>had sex before, but years ago
no, kissless hugless virgin
>disinterested in long-term relationships
yes
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
yes
>currently not wearing pants
wrong
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
who doesn't
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
nope
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
I always wash my hands, also wash penis in the sink after pissing
>slightly above average IQ
no I don't think so
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
yes and to avoid eye contact with woman
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
I got shoes just recently and buy some every other month

22 in a week
no cumsock
no dirty dishes
no gf
sex about 2-3 months ago
very interested in long-term relationship
have a lot of friends
wearing sweatpants
instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
go out to drink with friends every weekend
usually don't wash hands when I take a piss
131 iq mensa diploma
listen to music in public when I'm alone
bought a new pair of shoes a couple of weeks ago

18 -25 years old
Uh no sweetie, I'm 26.
theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
Yeah, no honey and ruin a perfectly good sock? I cum in my own mouth, it's cleaner and I save resources that way.
at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
I don't own any, try again
currently no gf
I own a dakimura, thank you very much
had sex before, but years ago
Implying that ever happened
disinterested in long-term relationships
Begone money leech
find it hard to maintain social relationships
I have over 500 friends on steam and mod a 1000 people discord room, checkmate
currently not wearing pants
I'm wearing sweatpants dummy
instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
How else do you got your news?
occasionally party with old friends every other month
I have a wow raid every day
never wash hands after going to the bathroom
I use a catheter, no need to
slightly above average IQ
Try 162
usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Why would I be outside?
havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
My crocs still look good
Buh bye

n,n,y,n,n,n,n,n,y,y,n,y,n,n
Wew you got it really wrong.

Si
no
no
si
no
si (rather have hoes atm)
no
no
depends
no
no
si
no
no

>IQ 162
>can't greentext
why do morons have the urge to lie on the interwebs?
do you think the NSA will offer you a job if you lie often enough?

>18 -25 years old
Y
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
N
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
On the desk, but then again it's dinner time. But then again it'll probably be still there tomorrow morning.
>currently no gf
Y
>had sex before, but years ago
Y
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Y
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
Getting better.
>currently not wearing pants
N
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Y
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
N
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
N
>slightly above average IQ
Y
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
N
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
N


>Yes, you!
Yes me. How can I help you?

>18 -25 years old
yes
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
nope
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
nope
>currently no gf
yup
>had sex before, but years ago
nope
>disinterested in long-term relationships
nope
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
nope
>currently not wearing pants
nope
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
yup
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
yup
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Only wash if there are people watching me
>slightly above average IQ
above average
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
nope, always talk with people
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
nope, bought some 4 months ago

Yeah I remember that portion of the mensa test, where they tested you on your greentext aptitude
Uh sorry sweetie but you're still retarded

>18 -25 years old
Y3s
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
No
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
No
>currently no gf
No
>had sex before, but years ago
Had sex recently
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Wrong
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
Yes
>currently not wearing pants
Half true
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Obviously
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
"Friends" lel
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
I wash when I work.
>slightly above average IQ
Obviously
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Yup
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
LoL What you think I'm some kinda neet? I have to work and need new shoes often.

y
n
y
y
n
n
y
def y
full blown alcoholic with fledgling Coke problem
Yeah
Y
N
Try to stay well dressed

Good thread

The truth about immigration, by the numbers:

>youtube.com/watch?v=LPjzfGChGlE

Cultural Marxist Jews Admit Organizing White Genocide

The plan to eliminate the white race:

>youtube.com/watch?v=bOgkGzMdieI

Cultural Marxism in action… Political Correctness, the tip of the blade:

>youtube.com/watch?v=q6c_dinY3fM

Cultural Marxism & Social Justice Explained:

>youtube.com/watch?v=xnqIj8C2Aek

Why are we in Decline - Cultural Marxism:

>youtube.com/watch?v=VggFao85vTs

also see

The facts about slavery in North America:

>youtube.com/watch?v=b5tci36bNjg

Cultural Marxist Jews fund media propaganda against whites on an enormous scale:

>youtube.com/watch?v=-4Ojbi6lXQI

Does this sound familiar at all? (starting at 6:52)

>youtu.be/kPdxhLUKZYM?list=PLo0ThsDnveH5nv5TNviBrGTX9P6IrYfIe&t=412

The Holocaust:

>youtube.com/watch?v=tPc899uUb-A

>youtube.com/watch?v=jgGP_evkvOk

>youtube.com/watch?v=TxpIsep4160

Yes
No
No
Yes
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
No
No

5/14 is pretty shitty guessing, Sven.

>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
are you fucking animals actually like this?? Everything else is spot on but for fuck's sake, wash your goddamn hands.

So ?

I'll just leave this here

Why would you call Hans Sven yankee?

I'm married with a kid and make $50k a year and half this shit applies to me.

I'm wearing pants and I go through pairs of shoes. I wash my hands and don't keep dirty dishes or cumsocks lying around either you german animal

>otherwise yeah that's me

yes
no
no
no
yes
no
no
yes
yes
no
yes
yes
yes
no

6/14, not real accurate there bucko

Is this meant to be an OP projects on people thread?

If so

No
No
Yes
No
No
No
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
No
No

wewewew

This is me to a T. Holy shit.

>18 -25 years old
y
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
n
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
n
>currently no gf
y
>had sex before, but years ago
n
>disinterested in long-term relationships
y
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
n
>currently not wearing pants
n
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
n
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
n
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
n
>slightly above average IQ
?
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
n
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
y

>18 -25 years old
Yes
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
There was I removed it this morning, I used to wipe them but I found dirty socks to much more useful, I wear the sock like a condom and ejaculate with all my might.
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
Nope
>currently no gf
That's right.
>had sex before, but years ago
2 years ago to be specific.
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Nah I want to find a NEET girl so we can leech government benefits together and make babbys.
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
Nope.
>currently not wearing pants
Wearing shorts.
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
You don't?
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
Yup.
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Yeah I don't wash my hands after flushing the toilet after peeing, that's true. I wash my hands before eating though.
>slightly above average IQ
Indeed.
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
No I like socializing.
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
Last pair I bought was in March.

>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you

I just place a towel on my chair and cum on it

>occasionally party with old friends every other month

I have literally zero friends. Used to have lots as a kid.

>never wash hands after going to the bathroom

I'm a germaphobe so I wash my hands every single time I've even been outside

>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction

Some kids asked me the other day if they could use my phone and I said I forgot my phone at home

>18 -25 years old
27
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
Yes
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
No
>currently no gf
No gf
>had sex before, but years ago
Never
>disinterested in long-term relationships
For now
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
I do
>currently not wearing pants
True
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Partially True, I want The Happening to happen
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
False, no friends in this god-forsaken hemisphere
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Pee no, poo always
>slightly above average IQ
True (professional test, also """ADHD""")
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
True
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
Nah, I walk a lot

y,n,n,y,n,n,n,n,n,n,n,y,n,n

Fuck off retard. Not even close.

y
n
n
y
asexual
^
n
n
y
NO, probably legit ocd
more than slightly
y
n

literally me. except I'm 27, but tell everyone I 25 to cope.

>18 -25 years old
18
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
I don't need to mqsturbqte, I hqve a girlfriend.
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
I'm not an autist that eats in his room.
>currently no gf
Read above.
>had sex before, but years ago
Last time I had sex was 2 hours ago.
>disinterested in long-term relationships
10 months.
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
Nope.
>>currently not wearing pants
Not pants, shorts.
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Well, yeah.
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
Not just old friends.
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Again, I'm not an autist.
>slightly above average IQ
Not slightly.
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
No. I love socially dominating people in public.
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
I dress to impress, so no.

>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
>currently no gf
that's it for me and I've been here for 12 years. Oh God, I just realized I've been here for 12 years..

Older than 25 and wearing pants. Everything else is spot on.

not bad senpai

>18 -25 years old
yes
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no, always cum in toilet paper
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
no
>currently no gf
yes
>had sex before, but years ago
yes
>disinterested in long-term relationships
yes
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
not really, some of them fade away because of lack of interest from both parts
>currently not wearing pants
always wear sweatpants at home, got a chilly apartment
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
of course
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
yes, but also with new friends every other weekend
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
no, got an unhealthy obsession of washing hands constantly
>slightly above average IQ
fuck if I know, never done an IQ test
not an idiot though, get through uni courses without much effort
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
unless I'm with someone I know I always browse the web on my phone with earbuds and music
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
well, one year

Somewhat accurate, Kraut
I guess we're practically all the same to some degree here

Yes
No
No
Yes
Had sex in october so I guess so
No
Yes
Yes
No
No
No
No
No


What do i win

yes
no
no
no (got a gf when I was 20, dated dozens of girls in highschool)
no (have sex every day with the gf)
no (have a gf for 5 years, pretty long so far)
no (plenty of friends)
no (sweats, but still pants)
yes
no (not a party kind of guy)
no (I was my hands every time, disgusting)
yes (99th percentile measured)
no (not an autist cuck like you)
yes (I buy good shoes and keep separate pairs for separate activities so they don't wear out)

27 about to be 28. you're never too old to do something - if you feel like your age is a hindrance, there are people in their 40s and 50s doing shit like going back to school or entering a field they were interested in as a kid. there's quite a lot of older folks on this site b/c they grew up with it and either stuck around or left and came back. i believe in you, user.

also the fuck is this shit, a datamining thread? school project info harvesting? lebbit shithead being bad at assumptions?

...

>18 -25 years old
22
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
Nope.
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
I'm not a fucking slob.
>currently no gf
Got me there
>had sex before, but years ago
Eh, about a year ago
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Yes. Don't want to be though
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
I got my close knit group of friends and that's about it.
>currently not wearing pants
No pants
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
This is one of the more reliable news places sadly.
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
Every few weeks
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Again, not a fucking slob
>slightly above average IQ
Probably? Haven't taken a test but most people seem retarded so maybe.
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Yep
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
Bought a new pair a few months ago.

>18 -25 years old
n
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
n
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
n
>currently no gf
y
>had sex before, but years ago
months ago
>disinterested in long-term relationships
n
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
n
>currently not wearing pants
n
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
y
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
n... about to go out partying
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
n (as in, I always do)
>slightly above average IQ
n (way above... although IQ only tests your maths skills really, and I'm good at that shit)
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
n
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
n

Not the best trolling here

35
Female
In bath
With bf cum
In long term relationship with bf
All my friends at depression and anxiety meetups
Not wearing pants
Pol every day
Divorced
Only wash my hands when people are watching
IQ sucks prolly
Headphones on in public
Got new shoes from goodwill last week

>18 -25 years old
>currently no gf
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Only these are right. You're pretty shit at guessing, OP.

this is me, and will be you in 10 years.

>18 -25 years old
no - mid thirties

>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no - stopped masturbating regularly at about 30

>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
no - but on the nightstand there are some empty water glasses

>currently no gf
yes

>had sex before, but years ago
yes

>disinterested in long-term relationships
no - but longing for it more and more..

>find it hard to maintain social relationships
no - wouldn't say it's hard, i simply don't care.

>currently not wearing pants
yes - it's past midnight though

>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
haha yes, every time.

>occasionally party with old friends every other month
no - i used to before, now it's more like every 6 months.

>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
damn right I don't. unless I'm at work or in a public bathroom.

>slightly above average IQ
yes - probably neckbeard equivalent

>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
used to, but not anymore. don't really care now.

>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
no - got a nice new pair of loafers last fall to go with my suit.

I'm a reasonably happy person btw, and you user will be too.

True

I use tissues

Dirty dishes go in the sink

>tfw no gf

Had sex like 7 months ago

Completely false. Actively looking for a ltr

Have had the same friends since 7th grade

I AM wearing pants

This is true

Never party

Always wash hands

This is true.

Not true

Bought a new pair of shoes recently.

Any other info you need mr CIA?

1. No
2. No
3. No
4.Yes
5. No
6. No
7. No
8. Yes
9. Yes
10. No
11. No
12. Yes
13. Yes
14. No

Wrong on all counts, OP

20
No crusty cum sock I'm not into that
Dishes clean
Gf of four years
Had sex two days ago
This was once a long distance relationship
Social relationship is just below average
Not wearing pants
Always check Sup Forums, best news site t b h
Never party with old friends, I live miles away
Always wash hands
Above average IQ
Only use phone to check time and text, sometimes pol in public
Thinking of getting some new shoes


Close but no cigar kraut

>had sex before

Heh, that's where you're wrong kiddo

sure
no
no
wrong again
had sex yesterday
wrog
sure but i dont really try
check again
of course, who wouldnt
nope
no, thats degenerate
more
sure
>not buying shoes for work

Figures Sup Forums is normie fucking central

>18 -25 years old
yes
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
last cum tissue is within 1 meter of me, yes
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
nope
>currently no gf
nope, had since 6 years
>had sex before, but years ago
literally last weekend
>disinterested in long-term relationships
nope
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
yes
>currently not wearing pants
define pants. also, it's past 12 here
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
on occasion
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
more like twice a year
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
not with soap every time
>slightly above average IQ
define slightly, 117 as far as i know
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
literally never done this
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
how would you even make your shoes last that long? i bought new shoes last january and they were almost torn to shreds by the time i got new ones this year

10/14 OP got me pretty good

the sequence: Y,N,Y,Y,Y,Y,Y,N,Y,Y,N,Y,Y,N

>18 -25 years old
27
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
yes, live alone...
>currently no gf
true
>had sex before, but years ago
months
>disinterested in long-term relationships
I'm trying to get a degree, It's a bad time
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
yes
>currently not wearing pants
half right, wearing pants but shitting
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
it's more than just that
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
i go out once every 2 weeks
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
no, gross
>slightly above average IQ
pretty average
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
no, I hate this
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
no, gross

No
no
no
no
no
yes
no
yes
no
no
yes
no
no

>18 -25 years old
Y
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
I can afford a tissue.
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
I can afford a table to put the dirty dish on.
>currently no gf
I can afford a gf.
>had sex before, but years ago
Wish I never did. Don't meet your heros and all.
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Kinda, suffering through one.
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
Yeah.
>currently not wearing pants
Sweatpants count.
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Try to avoid drama and just hef fun.
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
Yeah
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Always wash.
>slightly above average IQ
That's what they say.
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Can't afford the internet on it so no.
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
Favourite pair of shoes comes from an adidas collection from around 8 years ago that were owned by a cousin.

>estonia

17, don't masturbate, no dishes on floor, never had girlfriend, never had sex, waiting until marriage for sex, no social relationships, wearing pants, check Sup Forums daily, no friends, always wash hands, very high IQ, don't have phone but do avoid social interaction, mom made me buy shoes a few months ago

>I cum in my own mouth, it's cleaner and I save resources that way.

18 -25 years old
No
there's a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no
at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
no
currently no gf
no
had sex before, but years ago
no
disinterested in long-term relationships
no
find it hard to maintain social relationships
no
currently not wearing pants
no
instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
yes
occasionally party with old friends every other month
no
never wash hands after going to the bathroom
no
slightly above average IQ
no
usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
no
haven't bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
no

Normies will never truly channers. You become a normie the instant you have had sex and/or have friends

>18 -25 years old
Yup
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
Nope
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
Nope
>currently no gf
Yup
>had sex before, but years ago
Nope
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Nope
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
Nope
>currently not wearing pants
It's 81, I'm wearing shorts.
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national
tragedy to see funny shit
Yup
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
Nope
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Nope
>slightly above average IQ
Yup
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Nope
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
Nope

5/14 See me after class.

Yes
No
No
Yes
Yes
No
No
Yes
No
No
>Slightly
No
No

I also have a job, and a girl at that job that's trying to slobber my knob, but I know she's a feminist, I'm anti-feminist, and none of the 3 girls I fucked can compete with my own hand, so I'm reluctant to get into a relationship when I can satisfy myself.

>18 -25 years old
no
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
why would you put dishes on the floor
>currently no gf
that's gay
>had sex before, but years ago
yes
>disinterested in long-term relationships
if I find the right person, I guess I'd be interested
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
yes
>currently not wearing pants
correct.
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
not just the funny shit, but it's the best place to get current happening news updates before actual news outlets report it, and also generally a good guide for which news outlets are spinning shit.
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
I don't leave my house except for work.
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
That's gross.
>slightly above average IQ
I've never taken an IQ test, and I imagine it wouldn't matter much.
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
implying I'm out in public ever
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
I just bought a pair of new sandals last week. I have about 40 pairs of shoes, it's excessive but I can't stop.

You probably don't even have an IQ over 100.

>18 -25 years old
no. 29

>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
no.

>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
no. those are in the kitchen.

>currently no gf
no. gf of 3 years laying next to me, asleep.

>had sex before, but years ago
no. last night

>disinterested in long-term relationships
no.

>find it hard to maintain social relationships
only with unintelligent individuals

>currently not wearing pants
correct, because it's 6:25 AM and I'm laying in bed.

>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
correct

>occasionally party with old friends every other month
not really, but only because my old friends are living half way around the world

>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
no. always!

>slightly above average IQ
never tested my IQ

>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
no. do people really do that?

>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
no. bought two pairs around 3 months ago

You wash your penis in public restrooms?

>Yes
>No
>No
>Yes
>Everything after that is a no

Really fits me

no
no
no
no
no
yes
no
no
yes
every week or so
ew, no
idk
no
no

You fuckers are sad as shit, it's almost like i took a wrong turn and ended in /r9k/

you dont?

no, there I use a bit of TP to dry my cock.
at home I use water and dry it with the penis towel.

Nope
Nope
Maybe a couple in the sink, but none on the floor
Almost 4 years with my gf
Nope
Almost 4 years with my gf
kinda
Nope
Yup, finally a yes
Nope
Nope
I wouldn't call 166 "slighty" above
Sometimes
Nope

You fucking suck OP, only 1 yes and 3 maybes

No
>No
No
>No
No
No
>No
Yes
Yes
>No
No
No
>No

It's like you wanted to be wrong

good job guessing that "I hang out with friends sometimes". really illuminating

>Most people seem retarded
That's just the dunning effect. Most intelligent people overestimate other people's intelligence and underestimate their own.

>18 -25 years old

35, fuck you faggot

>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you

no, i have a 25 yr old gf for that purpose. you should learn to get one yourself HOMO

>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor

no, i have a 25 yr old gf for that purpose. you should learn to get one yourself HOMO

>currently no gf

no, i have a 25 yr old gf for that purpose. you should learn to get one yourself HOMO

>had sex before, but years ago

no, i have a 25 yr old gf for that purpose. you should learn to get one yourself HOMO

>disinterested in long-term relationships

no, i have a 25 yr old gf for that purpose. you should learn to get one yourself HOMO

>find it hard to maintain social relationships

no, i have a 25 yr old gf for that purpose. you should learn to get one yourself HOMO

>currently not wearing pants

you got me

>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit

you got me

>occasionally party with old friends every other month

you got me

>never wash hands after going to the bathroom

you got me

>slightly above average IQ

you got me

>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction

no, i'm not a HOMO like you

>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years

no, i'm not a HOMO like you

No. All wrong. Literally every single one.

>18 -25 years old
23
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
No I just finished work
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
See above
>currently no gf
Never had a gf
>had sex before, but years ago
Never had sex
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Interested, but too much of a pussy
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
I don't have any friends
>currently not wearing pants
I'm at work, don't you listen?
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Guilty
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
I don't party
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Wash my hands as have OCD
>slightly above average IQ
Never tested it but I think you're right
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
I don't have a phone
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
I just bought a sexy pair of tan loafers from Charles Tyrwhitt. Recommended.

>18 -25 years old
I'm 29
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
I use paper towels or tissue, why the fuck would I use a sock? Pre-teens and teenagers use socks...
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
Nah, I have a dishwasher so when I eat I rinse and toss it in... it takes 10 fucking seconds
>currently no gf
I just broke up with my last gf 2 weeks ago (was a 9 month long relationship). She's a cunt who was VERY upset I only make $85,000/year
>had sex before, but years ago
Haven't had sex for 3 weeks
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Somewhat
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
I don't find it hard but I do find it extremely annoying as I loathe most people I encounter
>currently not wearing pants
I have shorts on because it's fucking hot where I am. Pants would be a horrible decision considering my local weather.
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
As fast as I possibly can. If it takes me more than a few minutes I find it to be very disappointing
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
Not particularly. Maybe a few times a year.
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
I wash my hands the majority of the time unless I'm in a big rush or I want to shake hands or touch people I don't like with my piss/penis hands. Ahhh... the good ol' piss hands handshake!
>slightly above average IQ
Significantly above average actually, however, not at all genius level.
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Entirely depends on the situation.
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
I buy 2-3 pairs of shoes per year.


AND TO ANSWER A BONUS QUESTION....

>should OP commit suicide immediately
Absolutely and in the fastest possible way that can feasibly be accomplished. I'm very serious... please, PLEASE kys. PLEASE!

Do it faggot, don't be a pussy and finally go through with it! Drink the contents of items under your sink. Have a firearm? GREAT! USE IT!

Look, you're Mexican, you probably have an 80 IQ like the rest of you stupid beaners.

...

>18 -25 years old
no
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
yes
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
>yes
>currently no gf
yes
>had sex before, but years ago
yes
>disinterested in long-term relationships
yes
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
yes
>currently not wearing pants
no
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
yes
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
no
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
yes
>slightly above average IQ
no
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
no
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
yes

Its not bad

>the penis towel

>dry it with the penis towel
Something like this?

I'm at work faggot

>none of the 3 girls I fucked can compete with my own hand, so I'm reluctant to get into a relationship when I can satisfy myself.
Tips cum stained fedora

>saying 'sweetie'
>ever
Neck yourself ffs

I dab my bell end/foreskin dry after I piss on my flatmates books

I don't think Dunning-Kruger has anything to do with people walking out in front of cars, not reading and comprehending basic fucking signs, and use basic problem solving skills. I could just be letting a few bad apples stick out and ruin the rest though.

>TFW 29
I thought Sup Forums was full of old, white bigots? But you're aged under 25? Are any of you even white?

yes
no
no
yes
no
yes
yes
yes
yes
no
no
no
yes
yes

>18 -25 years old
yes
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
yes
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
yes
>currently no gf
yes
>had sex before, but years ago
yes
>disinterested in long-term relationships
yes
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
yes
>currently not wearing pants
no
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
yes
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
yes
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
no (I wash my hands all the time)
>slightly above average IQ
genious tier IQ
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
no
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
bought one 2 days ago

>18 -25 years old
Got me, but barely. It's almost my birthday and then I'm out of that bracket.
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
That's a strange nickname for my gf
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
It's on the second desk- oh, no, holy shit I actually took it into the kitchen.
>currently no gf
See above
>had sex before, but years ago
See above
>disinterested in long-term relationships
See above
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
See above
>currently not wearing pants
Got me there
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Nope. I check Sup Forums even when nothing is going on
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
Fuck those people, got my close group of friends; everyone else can get bent
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
Sometimes when taking a leak in private, but always wash in public or doing a #2, jesus how unclean are you people?
>slightly above average IQ
Everyone tells me I'm really smart but I don't feel like it's correct.
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Erry day, erry social interaction
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
Hey, I bought two pairs of shoes 2 years ago, so on average I buy them every year. It is time for a new pair though, mine got wrecked at 4/20 this year.

is any of those a problem?

yes
no
no
yes
no, I've never had sex
yes
yes
no
sometimes
no, I don't have any friends
no
I have no idea about my IQ
no, I usually don't attend public places
no, I've bought a pair half a year ago

22 years old
cum rags are degenerate
not cleaning a dish after you use it is degenerate
no gf
never had sex
no interest in any relationship
I have a few friends and I keep them close
you're right, I'm wearing shorts
I check Sup Forums nearly every day as a habit
Anyone I haven't talked to in the last two weeks is dead to me; I don't go to parties
I wash my hands nearly every time I pass a sink
I don't have an exact number but I'm sure it's over 130
I'm still stuck with a shitty S4
I've bought loafers, tennis shoes, and flip flops in the last six months

SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME

>18 -25 years old
wrong

>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you

wrong

>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor

wrong.

>currently no gf
wrong

>had sex before, but years ago
wrong

>disinterested in long-term relationships
wrong

>find it hard to maintain social relationships
wrong

>currently not wearing pants
why would I wear pants to use my computer? that's retarded

>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
wrong

>occasionally party with old friends every other month
wrong

>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
wrong

>slightly above average IQ
wrong

>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
wrong

also I sure hope you're not a retarded faggot who owns a phone, what's wrong with you?

>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years

wrong

>piss hands handshake

I respect and commend you sir!

>18 -25 years old
No, 31.
>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
No.
>at least 1 dirty dish on the floor
No.
>currently no gf
True
>had sex before, but years ago
Wrong.
>disinterested in long-term relationships
Wrong.
>find it hard to maintain social relationships
Wrong.
>currently not wearing pants
Wrong.
>instantly check Sup Forums when theres a national tragedy to see funny shit
Not the first thing I`d do, but I`d eventually get around to it.
>occasionally party with old friends every other month
No.
>never wash hands after going to the bathroom
What the fuck, no.
>slightly above average IQ
112
>usually pull out phone in public to avoid social interaction
Never done that.
>havent bought a new pair of shoes in over 2 years
I get at least on per year.

>theres a cum drenched sock within 3 feet of you
jokes on you, I cum on the floor, haha