>tfw you had a qt French girl you were texting who you met in London and she lived in Paris and wanted you to go visit her but you didn't text her often enough because cba so she texted you saying we could speak on the phone instead if you like so you go kek and screenshot it to send to your mate going "wtf bit keen" but you accidentally send it to her so she never speaks to you again and now you feel regret because you could have gone ragged her and stayed in her comfy Parisian flat eating croissants and smoking but desu you feel a little bit happy because less chance of getting enriched in Paris and coming home in a box
Caleb Evans
>ALL THOSE POOR DEVILS IN CHINA, INDIA AND JAPAN
Joshua Rodriguez
Is there even a single reason to vote tories instead of third party when they're guaranteed to win anyway?
Christopher Smith
All mainstream politicians deserve to be gassed.
Blake Smith
What did he mean when he said this?
Jack Miller
People in my area need to wake the fuck up.
"But we need Labour in the North West. Labour has always been on our side."
Zachary Wilson
Reposting for benefit of curious user.
# As much of it myself as I can. I was lucky that my teens were spent learning this shite. I also accept though that my time is more valuable than it was so sometimes it's easier to instruct lads.
If I was starting again I would recommend learning as much as you can from tradesmen when you've got them in. Most are really happy to show you.
>why are you doing that? >fuck that's clever
You'll learn a billion things this way
Isaiah Wright
All the other parties are shit too, though.
Charles Turner
>AGAIN AND AGAIN
Nathaniel Clark
curry sauce and gravy on chips is art you can thank me later
Easton Brown
they will never learn the never where would they go to learn?
Ryan Jenkins
Mark "Rimmer".
Sounds familiar...
Jose Hill
Barry was clearly redpilled, unlike Cecil.
Wyatt Lee
>Wales might turn Blue
This is just getting painful to watch
Christian Young
OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 950+ VOTES strawpoll.me/12772247/ ONLY 24 VOTES UNTIL PUBLICATION OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 950+ VOTES strawpoll.me/12772247/ ONLY 24 VOTES UNTIL PUBLICATION OFFICAL BRIT/POL/ POLL WITH 950+ VOTES strawpoll.me/12772247/ ONLY 24 VOTES UNTIL PUBLICATION
Jaxon Murphy
They at least want to end mass immigration
Grayson Thomas
...
Eli Phillips
Do we know what our Rimmer actually does aside from craft crudely drawn frogs?
Jonathan Scott
Whats the most frequent problem you face in renovating the property?
It always seems to be dodgy joists or roofing. And a bathroom downstairs. Then the secondary being hideous cabinets and fittings.
Not entirely related. But I wanted to share my rage.
Brayden Sullivan
Pretends to own a pub and go on midnight runs.
He larps as al murrays pub landlord bssically
Easton Bailey
>St Helens South and Whiston
My home town/constituency. I moved away 11 years ago and I've not been away long enough. Needs nuking.
Even Tower Hamlets was a better place to live.
Robert Gray
Who is the worst tripfag and why
Owen Scott
Good job, with this poll btw. You should run a few more throughout the election.
Dylan Gutierrez
Yeah thanks, I replied here
Jaxson Hernandez
Fuck blue globalists
Jack Bell
5am runs now, lads
Grayson Barnes
The shame about Dawkins is he is a good biologist, he just delved into too much meme shit later and people bought it.
Jonathan Lewis
WN
Reason: Autism.
Andrew Reed
Kitchens and bathrooms always seem to have some sort of outright horror lurking. It will probably be different every time.
Sell usually. My thing has been turning 2 beds in decent buildings into what I call 'lad pads' with interesting features. Usually means an extra five grand for cool looking doors (And spunk a load into the master bathroom as well) but it makes them look different, they shift fast (in my area) and makes for a nice markup.
Grayson Nelson
YKTD he didn't put bros before hoes
Dominic Robinson
no thank you gchq
Logan Cook
Preusse was by far the worst. So bad he got banned which YKTD didn't even manage.
Easton Johnson
>dude these sjws are wack, man >wtf are you talking about MEANING for? wth?
Juan Davis
I was only counting ones who are still here.
Samuel Torres
...
Chase Miller
Quick rundown? i noticed i havent seen him in a while
Anthony Ortiz
...
Jason Hughes
And in elections.
He owns a pub? Why are we not drinking in It?
Currently Preube.
I generally get on with most people but I just could not stand that pricki
Nathan Rogers
...
Tyler Richardson
...
Justin Butler
...
Lincoln Jackson
...
Daniel Diaz
...
Jason Ross
Of the standing, id say WN.
But the tripfags days of being our greatest enemy are over. Our new enemy is the cunts who keep posting anime and that Irish cunt who does this good evening anglo senpais stutterjng shite.
Jordan Price
...
Nicholas Lee
Absolutely SEETHING at the facebook comments on articles about the queens birthday from a load of cucks talking about how much they hate the queen and we need to start rid of her because >MUH TAXPAYER MONEY What the fuck is wrong with you you fucks. in a country that isn't even a shadow of it former self with all traditions being absolutely destroyed and the country turning into a dark depressing shit hole where nothing matters to anyone at least let us have our thousand year old monarchy which is causing literally no harm to anyone.
Jaxon Scott
maddie is dead she's dead lads stop it
Sebastian Martin
Bought 4 sausage rolls and 5 pies at greggs today to be honest. Eat them all in 30 minutes on the town centre bench. Feel ashamed, especially when i just got paid my JSA that's most of it gone now i can only afford amber leaf and couple pints at weatherspoons
Isaac Bennett
He won't invite us because we're autists and he doesn't want us in his place of business apparantly
Tyler James
How old would Maddie be now
Mason Johnson
i wish the madeline mccann story would fuck off
James Peterson
>MADDIE in the fucking tabloids still Holy fucking Christ, if those two cunts who call themselves parents weren't rich and friends of Blair this shit would have died inside a week.
Adrian Ross
imagine living in a universe where the UK had respectable, sincere and intelligent newspapers of both the left and right
Levi Ward
Meaning? What's that? No such things as God or duty, mate. But we have to progress.
>Into what?
I dunno. Like space and shit.
Matthew Rodriguez
STOP SUBSCRIBING TO PSEUDO-RELIGIONS OF MODERNITY.
Kayden Nguyen
Thank you, next time I'll put all of the actual options so I actually have ground to stand on when Wikipedia inevitably try to remove it, and maybe make a bullshit spreadsheet
Nolan Jackson
Britain's oldest and greatest enemy is France. Britpols greatest enemy remains the tripfag.
Nolan Walker
Is your life a ken loach film lad?
Jacob Ross
>dat cheeky queenie face
Nathaniel Campbell
>But the tripfags days of being our greatest enemy are over Nay lad.
It's never over.
Jaxon Cooper
My landlord at uni told me how he worked his way up by selling 2 bedrooms and eventually bought his 4, 7+ room houses, all worth 250k+ to rent to students, because the uni covers a lot of the insurance (or something) & they only do surface damage.
Starting out he usually bought reposed houses that chavs completley trashed and dissuaded amateur buyers
Think his plan is to sell them all off soon and have a 25+ year retirement
Jack Fisher
it would be like going back in time
send me there
Gavin Carter
>British conservative party candidate >British >Conservative >Party >Candidate
John Howard
...
Joshua Flores
Our greatest enemy is actually the kraut. The French stopped being enemies around five hundred years ago and now they're just a nuisance.
Easton Nguyen
It's the Tories fault I'm a fat fuck alcoholic
Nolan Bennett
>Imagine living in a universe where a world which had respectable, sincere and intelligent newspapers of both the left and right
FIFY
Ryan Evans
Were you called a racist in Greggs?
Angel Lewis
>the Conservatives are conservative, y'know
Levi Rogers
come on man, you're better than that
Chase Davis
Happy birthday you old welfare receiving charlatan. Now go back to Germany where you are from.
Bentley Edwards
reminder that tony blair probably had maddie abducted for one of his mates dungeons
Easton Brown
14
It's okay, lad. Always darkest before the dawn.
Jack Butler
Agreed m8, the aimless arrogance doesn't help his case either Kek, even the imaginary ones He 'opened up' about an alleged gf and then had a gradual breakdown over the course of a week, when people started being sceptical and taking the piss
William Green
>Madeline McCann >Special Pullout
Hahahaha. Oh dear...
Nicholas Anderson
Is Carrickfergus a population rise there? Can't tell.
William Long
The BBC has Newsnight, Sunday Politics and This Week which are usually worth a watch, but do other channels like Sky and ITV have any dank political programs?
Austin Flores
>tfw brit/pol/'s enemy
Nathan Green
No
Colton Morales
He was once a rising star in the conservative party. But then he endorsed Remain despite a lifetime of euro scepticism in order to, as rumour has it, secure the Chancellorship in a future Osborne government. He ended up alienating his admirers (the Tory Right) and is now irrelevant
Justin Powell
14 eh? no one tell that russian nonce, he'll go looking for her
James Flores
So should the Tories remove the triple lock?
Jace Collins
the royal family brings more to the economy than they receive nonce
Kevin Scott
Sophie Ridge on Sunday is good if you like watching a chubby not even fit blonde socialist twat lecturing a succession of political nobodies for an hour.
Zachary Bailey
On a scale of 1 to Wales HOW FUCKED are Labour right now?
Isaac Miller
Is there any gimmicky stuff that dis-proportionally increases the valuation? I heard those shitty balcony doors things do, & solar panels, island counters/breakfast bars maybe?
Matthew Baker
Thanks for the history lesson, grandpa. You know you're not relevant right?
Michael Watson
She's not even chubby. She's just a saggy shit.
Aiden Robinson
Ah, it's been a while since I seen that.
Have WN saying something completely retarded as recompense.
Lincoln Cook
I remember when they launched that paper and it was 20p.
Dominic Anderson
Yes. It's just more pensioner cancer fucking over the young. Their pensions should rise with wages only, but of course they need to keep it to bribe all the old cunts to vote for them and further shit up the country with immigrants and high house prices for the rest of us.
