Brit/pol/ - Seilebost Beach Edition

Brit/pol/ - Seilebost Beach Edition

Today’s Articles

> Queen celebrates 91st birthday
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-royals-queen-idUKKBN17N0K9

> FT: Theresa May says Tories will keep 0.7% overseas aid target
archive.fo/o13nu

> Election regulator investigates pro-Brexit Leave.EU campaign group
uk.reuters.com/article/uk-britain-eu-referendum-expenses-idUKKBN17N22E

> Len McCluskey’s hollow victory
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/unites-election-make-banana-republic-proud/

> FT: Hammond ‘tax bombshell’ alarms Tory election chiefs
archive.fo/NyR1V

> Revealed: The controversial Government plans shelved by the general election
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/04/21/revealed-controversial-government-plans-shelved-general-election/

> FT: Theresa May loses two senior Downing St advisers in one week
archive.fo/RNmOV

> U.K. Conservatives Prepare for Election, and Social-Media War
bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2017-04-21/may-s-conservatives-prepare-for-u-k-election-social-media-war

> Tory MP John Redwood Says We Don't Need European Wine, Cheese And Cars Post-Brexit
huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/tory-john-redwood_uk_58f9f511e4b018a9ce5a51ce?ir=UK Politics&utm_hp_ref=uk-politics

> UK general election 2017: Poll tracker and odds
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/uk-general-election-2017-poll-tracker-odds/

> General Election results and maps: Find out how your area voted in 2015
telegraph.co.uk/news/0/general-election-results-maps-find-area-voted-2015/

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bbc.co.uk/news/education-37164549
youtube.com/watch?v=jn9u-q5uDCw
youtube.com/watch?v=lv0JYIbRSCI&t=0
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Shit, botched that one. Anyway I'm off to bed.

Where is a good place in England to move to if looking for work?
Please help the lesser partners in this kingdom

>tfw the fierce English love of liberty is all but gone

I want my comfy ancient constitution back

kek

>westmonster.com/may-to-continue-13-billion-foreign-aid-giveaway/

I heard the rent is very cheap in Lincoln and its quite comfy as well

>Louise Mensch will never interrogate you for being a Russian agent

buzzfeed.com/josephbernstein/menschs-list?utm_term=.gk6eRy68#.emLgvJzN

>Louise Mensch Has A List Of Suspected Russian Agents

i weep

Name a better/comfier TV presenter (other than Neil and/or Dimbleby)

I'll wait

>left yanks all sign up to her insane rantings because MUH KRUMPF MUH POUTINE
>get triggered when she's pro-brexit
lol

In the North
>Honest people
>Crackin banter
>Undercurrent of racial tension

This woman was actually a Conservative MP. Honestly boggles the mind.

How old is too old to sort yourself out?

I ask because whilst I'm only 19 I've spent the last 3 years doing fuck all and have no idea what to do with my life yet.

But is work readily available? How much would you say I'd need to have saved up to move over?

How did she act sane for long enough to get selected

Cambridge and Oxford are horrible places to live with a cost of living that is higher than London once you take into account local wages.

People live there for muh universities, but even they don't pay that well for lower handed staff.

>you will never send fanmail to mogg and have him reply because you are a constituent

haha 19 that's so old r-right lads?

Late 30's may be the upper limit if you want to have the traditional lifestyle of being married with children and a stable career.

Iktf.

Do you have any nude pics?

The Conservatives are not conservative.

There.

Yes, but surly it's also due to that AND the trade of the area has always siphoned from the university into service jobs?

The people of Brit/pol/ have spoken:
Results of sample size of 1,002, taken in a 5 day period from 18th April- 22nd April 2017:
Conservative and Unionist Party:43%
UKIP:30%
Liberal Democrats: 13%
Labour:10%
Green:3%
Pic related is the Parliament created if the poll was to come true

yes it is because of Britain losing our industry, The only thing my town has left now is tourism, but even that is being killed off aswell now because no1 goes on Family holidays anymore to the seaside with the kids.

When work dries up in the countryside the Cities start getting flooded by people looking for work

I wouldn't worry about it, it's a positive that you're capable of introspection.
The first few years of your adult life are really anything when compared to the entirety, just get on some path, clear goals and progression.

You might not have your life planned out for you like a lot of middle-class types, so I'd rule out Doctor/Vet/Law as they all tend to need previous commitment and experience (not impossible though), but your self awareness will probably mean you achieve normie or above status

Jonathan Dimbleby, his documentary series on Russia was really comfy.

22
just became voluntarily unemployed for bennies and therapy

it can and will get worse

but 25 is the highest limit

Some people do heroin into their 40s and actually gve it up and become normal.

I'm nearly 30 and haven't managed to sort out much, working on it though.

it was sarcasm

same here

>Law
You can get into law fairly late by doing a 1 year GDL after university

Yes, but they're for my wife

This would be such a comfy result

cock pic for the cheeky banter?

i bet the iow is going yellow

>87 UKIP MP's
>Only 62 labour MP's

I thought everyone in the North of England was unemployed and angrily voting labour?

sorry bud im tired, i hope that regulations get rolled back abit after brexit, got some money saved up and i wanna start my buisness if things look on the up and up.

Makes me sad seeing my town turning into a ghost of its former self. whole streets empty of people because no1 can work here outside of "season"

You can get into most things fairly late. People have complete change of careers into their 40s and beyond, even stuff like becoming doctors.

It might take more effort, but it's doable. Even after sitting in your arse for x amount of years - just need to start small.

try living on the iow and having smug cunts like this talk down to you all the time

bbc.co.uk/news/education-37164549

even Jeremy Clarkson hates us
toff fuck

All seaside resorts are the same (except Brighton), depressing, white working class areas with no work.

Should I bet on the Tories getting 400 seats?

What do you guys think of the CANZUK meme?

How North? I'm Midlands and it's pretty much how you describe.

Apart from the fact that our cities are overrun by Pakis and Africans.

I'd be tempted to get into politics but fuck could i make a difference lol

Yeah maybe I haven't looked into it that much, I was told a lot of legal work will be automated & only the best would still be around afterwards.

I think the key point is middle-class types give their children better careers advice, & offer a safety net of sorts. Others tend to stumble around in life during crucial developmental years, so you have to ensure you get on track soon-ish, this is anecdotally speaking.

If I ever have kids I'll make them disciplined (as concentration is something which you can develop) and to equate responsibility with opportunity.

no
vote against them

>hello sir, do you want to keep this lovely island free of socialists and coons?

i wouldn't be liked

When will the IoW stop being fucked over, your constituency is like a 1/3 bigger than any other by population or something.

It would be nice, different to the EU because all the members would be on the same level
>Midlands
>North
Who are you fooling, it's 1 and a half hours to london on the train

Vote for Jews

I could see it working but it would always feel like a meme.

In the boundary changes, IOW is becoming 2 constituencies

Blackpool has issues that other coastal towns don't have. For example it doesn't really have anywhere you can commute to for work - the nearest place is Liverpool - and the culture there is horrific.

>I think the key point is middle-class types give their children better careers advice, & offer a safety net of sorts.

100%.

Alastair Campbell v Owen Jones discussion

youtube.com/watch?v=jn9u-q5uDCw

it's actually a pretty entertaining watch.
While both of their ideologies are pretty cancerous, it seems like Jones is a naive little idealist unsuccessfully fighting against the system whereas Campbell is a ruthless nihilist who understands the system and seeks to exploit it in his vision

Hitchens was right when he said Blairism was far more radical than the old left could ever hope to be

Lads, in every election / referendum I've voted in, the party / option I voted for has won. Who should I vote for next?

S O O N

East riding & north Yorkshire. You may have to venture into Sheffield or Leeds (god forbid Bradford) for work, but Hull is alright, & York/Harrogate is unspoiled for now.

The western part of Leeds should have a wall built through it, to isolate Halifax, Keighley, & Bradford. Huddersfield is was always shit went I have passed through it(nice architecture though)

we want to be a whole county for our culture, tradition, and for uniform island policies

we're like kent

actually, we both have jute blood

only thing we WANT are overners to stop pissing on us by literally giving us lower wages BECAUSE we're islanders

Dont think I could watch this without punching a hole through my screen

Class war party

I thought that was withdrawn?

Boundary changes will happen in 2022 now

Bretty good impression:

youtube.com/watch?v=lv0JYIbRSCI&t=0

What sort of work?

We'll see.

Last thing we need is west Wight being Lib Dem, and east being Conservative.

Monster Raving Looney Party.

Big hats, big ideas. Also officially supporters of Brexit.

Wonder if they will get in one day.

Anything that does not require seriously previous experience or a drivers license

checked, has to be done now

I did 'eroin when I was 18 and I'm fine now. Got a fairly stable job earning 35k a year.

My sister's first job as a teacher was 32k

They've already had a few of their policy ideas implemented.

Though officially if they do win a seat they give it up.

...

I've always found work easily and I live in Kent.

I thought if they ever kept their deposit they would give up?

Yeah but does she get to move trains around all day?

That fox is making its howls again.

Yeah, it might be that - I can't remember exactly.

Is that you bobby?

Shoot the cunt.

She's on her second job now. She fell for the muslim meme. 27 kids in her class. 2 are white British. 24 different languages apparently.

kek, I meant to say London, not muslim

How are relations between you guise and your EU "Friends" after the Brexit vote? mine all got pretty salty and i still dont talk to them about it lel

No but I think I know of the Bobby you are talking about. Does he work on the gates?

You do know what those howls are, right?

They're mating noises. Meaning the foxes are shagging. Enjoy the vocal fox porn.

Same thing nigga

I keep silent in my lefty uni

>ooh ooh ooh ooh

>AH AH ARH AH AH

>ooh ooh ooh ooh

same thing in the end. when its involving muslims and London.

Imagine how fucking good Britain would be if the sea side was warm like southern France or Spain

When will the boffins figure out how to do this?

Freudian slip

Same, but my company is moving to England in 6 months and I don't want to be unemployed again

Just wait for that global warming user

But it's every night at this time.

this cunt used to be my mp now we have this peppy little spitfuck at least he was pro brexit

Seriously even if you just have a .22 air pistol, shoot at the cunt.

Nothing shameful about bleeding the social state into the pockets of good, loyal Britons. All the while they create insurmountable debt and unfunded liabilities which will cripple us in 50 years.

get rat poison and some sauages and kill at fucker

Foxes are mostly nocturnal animals. But then again they don't normally mate this time of year.

t. Londoner surrounded by mangy urban foxes