Do you know any Jews IRL?

Do you know any Jews IRL?

>do you know any devil-worshiping child-sacrificing cannibalistic pedophilic parasites IRL?
No.

not anymore

Myself.

a lot. the women are the worst people I've ever met. The men are ok, but their humor kind of gets annoying after a while

Head first

My god what an ugly creature

All literal communists.

My mother was employed by one for 20-some years. Yes, he was a lawyer.

Yes. The two worst people I ever met in my life were both Jewish. I haven't met any others besides them no do I intend to.

I have known four half-kike women. Three of them wanted to sleep with me even though I was an outspoken fascist. Jews are so despicable that they even hate themselves.

yeah the guy one I know is a skeevy dork but the girl is so fucking fine famalam i swear

Yes. He owns a lot of property around here. He's a pretty nice guy, he frequents the bar here.

Yeah, a chick that looked like a gorilla.
She was always telling my sister to cut her long hair, sell it and dye it bright red.
Literally the ugliest person I've seen both inside and outside I shit you not.

>this kind of damage control

wew

my best friend is half-jew in heritage

he's atheist though and a complete degenerate

that jew gold tho

Yep. Very friendly guy.

Yes,hes the most degenerate and perverted person in our friendgroup

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my gf is jewish

Wish I didn't.

You got jewed.

I've got a date with one ;)

Not saying I'm friends with him. He's just a businessman who likes to drink.

Or would Sup Forums rather this?
>He's a greedy big nosed landlord who only rents to the physically disabled and pushes people in wheel chairs down the steps.
>He frequents the bar and walks around the bar without ordering anything hoping someone will drop loose change.

I am one lol.

Work with one (female), turned all the female coworkers into socialist drones within one month, Sup Forums was right about them.

I know one girl who is ethnically Jewish, but doesn't follow the faith, nor do her parents.

Ahh the elusive deep water Jew.

yea her family pretty much disowned her cuz im not a jew lol. dumb racists

Yeah, I like that story better.

what are you faggots doing on Sup Forums

Yes. And the motherfucker ruined my life. He's my business landlord.

Be careful mate. They usually retain their upbringing.

Yes. One is gay and the other is bisexual.

I've been told I have a "Jewish sense of humor." Haven't told a joke in 6 years.

Please redpill me on the ordinary Jew. Norway is pretty much Jew-free (except some high positions in media) since we had a law against kikes until the late 1800s and during WWII they all fled to Sweden.

i don't know anyone irl

>faggot
>have a girlfriend
You're just mad nobody will want you because you got a nasty ass cheese dick dirty favela ape

Yeah. Some are cool, others are turbo kikes; The latter tend to be in management positions or company owners for whom I have worked.

unfortunately know a set of Jewish twins. most self conscious yet outwardly conceited, closed minded, fuck heads. did I mention the both of them are left-wing?

Used to. He was a walking meme machine with constant references to Wikipedia articles and the second world war, but never mentioned the nazis. Never.

Great guy.

My roommate is half Jewish but doesn't practice. He still REEEs pretty hard whenever I knock Israel, pretty fun arguing that Germans suffered more as a people than Jews ever have, at the hands of kikes nonetheless. Good guy tho.

>inb4 good goy

Yeah, she was friendly and had big jewtits, but looked like the ultimate Jewish stereotype and was a total Zionist. She had gone to Israel multiple times, had Jew references in all her social media names, etc.

She wanted to hook up with me in college and I shut her down, almost entirely because I've been on Sup Forums for the past decade. So good job fellas, what you're doing here is working.

Not be to be trusted. They will come across as very friendly to you at first. I invested over 15 thousand dollars in manufacturing equipment. My landlord told me I'd be able to easily transfer my lease to a new warehouse bay to run the equipment.

Instead, he tried to con me into fixing the electricity in my old warehouse bay and later raising my rent. I refused and he responded by making me wait several months to move into another bay. This cost me so much money that I got behind on everything. I lost customers. I'm slowly rebuilding my life senpai but I even lost my house and now live in my fucking office.

Beware the eternal Jew.

You know, what IS IT with these Jewish people? I mean one time I saw one crack a joke and he couldn't stop laughing. Was yet to deliver the punchline too. What is it with that guy?

The girl i know is fairly average, typical lefty, but she's not very confrontational. I think its the ones who actually practice that tend to be ((shifty)).

shes super red pilled and racist like me, and doesnt believe in god and wants religions banned. prob not a good example of a reg jew

Yeah, (((she))) tried to dismantle my group inside out by sexual seduction and fighting over her

I know two, one is Israeli and another one is american. both trump supporters

Hating Jews and waiting for the racewar to happen so I can help gas the kikes who basically excommunicated me for becoming Messianic.
You?
Good luck user

my jew friend is just a regular ordinary brazilian degenerate, the only difference is he likes to make fun of christians and jesus a lot in private, you can't get away with that in brazil so I doubt he has ever said anything of the sort in public

thinking about it he's also among the most left-inclined people I know and I had to hang around ultra-privileged marxist youth all the time during college, might be his jew blood acting up

Mate I'm serious. You'd better get to know her family and ask yourself if you want it to be your family.

>22 Yrs

Jesus she looks almost 40

I've seen a jewess attempt the very same thing with a group of my friends, the attempt ended when she realized we all knew what she was up to and everyone was just taking their turn to dump a load in her kikepussy. Actually a pretty cute girl.

her family literally wont talk to me or meet me lol. nothing i can do. she is ready to never speak to them again tho so im not too worried right now

I am One

>wants religion banned
>doesn't believe in God
DESU she should be whipped for this, atheism is a sickness that's destroying our society and will drive our people to extinction.

When I was in college my roommate knew this Jewish guy who joined a fraternity and started selling and doing drugs. He was the most paranoid motherfucker I have ever met, one time we had to go scope out his apartment for cops and he didn't believe us when he said no one was there.

He would complain about everything and be a whiny ass motherfucker and going to one of their frat parties was the most annoying thing ever and lame as hell. They were paranoid about everyone and everything and all they would do is complain and whine as well as conspire against me and my non jew buds that went there. I never knew any Jews before that and they all fit the stereotypes so perfectly I seriously wanted to start up an oven it was unbearable.

So you're in to a crazy bitch? Dude, don't think with your dick that much.

Ex-gf is Jewish albeit a non practicing one. Tattoo on her forearm covers up her cut scars. She has Borderline personality disorder and the ultimate victim complex. Never again

the only jews ive known were arrogant assholes

Canadians just age like shit, high school girls look 20 and college girls look 40.

look nigger, its not so much as we want religion banned, im just sick of people getting killed over something so fucking dumb as religion and i think the only way that can happen is by banning. how werent muslims wiped out after the crusades? they should have been but you cant kill an idea with murder

Yeah it ended the same with us, she fit in at first because this whole natsoc get up that she really was good into knowing stuff on

You perfectly described the kid I live with, holy shit. He's a nice guy but insufferable in social settings

That sucks. Did you know about the international Jew before this?

Please redpill be on the ordinary Jew's humor

she pretty rich and i dont work so she must like me. i seriously just smoke weed and go on pol all day and she likes me for some reason

I've known 3 Jews. One was the lawyer who wrongly prosecuted my brother for a crime his girlfriend committed. The other was another lawyer who rewrote my father's will to steal our house when he died. The third was literally the top level of a drug and pedophilia ring that threw Satanic Paganistic drug parties on his hippie ranch. The memes are real. Go "befriend" some Jews if you don't believe me.

Islam isn't a religion you dingus, it's a cult started by Satan. Read the bible! Satan disguised himself as an angel of light and misled Muhammed

are messianic jews able to get isreali citiechinship just as easy as a modern or orthodox jew?

No. It might have something to do with 99% of them being shipped to Sweden during WW2

Buddy, if you're a workless stoner then she's a vampire.

You're her default option because she can't do any better. This is part and parcel with how she views her family. Run and run fast, my man.

yea it should be banned. any religion that says you should do something to non-believers should be banned imo. people need to fuck off and leave each other alone

>I never knew any Jews before that and they all fit the stereotypes so perfectly I seriously wanted to start up an oven it was unbearable.
kek

I know a ton, and they are all decently normal, if not extremely vain people

Usually very rich but unable to be charitable they wont work for the greater good they only work for the advancement of the Jewish people in our country.

yea there must be some trick to it honestly. ill be found with no organs in the woods one day.

the first chick i almost fucked was a jewess with big tits

we lucked out bro

You should be banned from existing, we have to follow God's laws and if you refuse you're endangering our society

Bro, I met a jew in residence this past year. He never partied or drank or left his room. I asked him why he didn't want to drink, and he said because he's not of legal age and it's illegal to do so.

He was a real skinny nerdy kid with a yamaka lol

My mistake I know a 4th Jew. He never crossed me. But he tried 3 times. He tried to steal my computer program I made. He is an actual famous person that if I told you the name of you would likely know him. He is a millionaire.

I'm sure I'm far from the average Jew but even before I accepted Christ I had a dark sense of humor. This place only made it darker.
No idea. Don't care either, Israel is one huge time bomb in MENA
All are vain dude

No, I came from a part of southern America that doesn't have many Jewish people. I also grew up in a Protestant church that taught that they were the chosen ones. I honestly just thought they were the most persecuted people on Earth who deserved my friendship and loyalty since the world was against them.

im technically following gods law because im not an asshole. havent murdered anyone or stolen anything and shit. fuck off. also hell isnt real or in the bible

It's not that I don't believe you.. but if most Jews really act like this, why don't more people hate their guts?

Im engaged to one

Yeah, my best bud is. We're going to a pub for drinks in a little bit.

He smokes weed and drinks constantly. He lives a very degenerate lifestyle. And has no morals at all. I once flew to vegas with him and he paid my entire way and gave me $5,000 to gamble with but if I made any profit I had to give him 50%. Fair.

I live in Atlanta, which is Jew Central for the Southeast USA. Entire enclaves here of mansions full of kikes. They are all the same... outwardly normal, extremely vain, and extremely private about their family life. God knows what happens in the basements of those mansions.

The saddest part is that despite being a millionaire this guy has no real friends at all, and he knows it. It's part of why he drinks so much.

Three. One of them was a rabbi, and surprisingly, was actually pretty normal. He was an old friend of my uncle.

The other two though, Hoo boy. They were these two rich assholes who my family had dinner with because they ran the cactus club we contributed to. They seriously looked like that couple from that "Dirty anti-Semitic bastids" cartoon and were probably the most obnoxious people I've ever seen at a restaurant. They were constantly changing their orders, treating the waiters like shit, and rudely asking personal questions out of the blue.

Also, hilariously enough, they were pretty openly racist. They kept calling the Mexican waiter "Jorge" (Not his name) and made several comments about how "those people" don't shower, which was weird, because he was actually an attentive waiter (with the patience of a saint, I must add) and smelled alright to me. The husband also wore these suspenders and whenever he would tell a joke, he'd pull on them and let them snap back. The wife had had dental surgery or something, and was constantly showing off how her teeth looked to anyone who would listen.

It was seriously the shittiest restaurant experience of my life.

>if most Jews really act like this, why don't more people hate their guts?
Because if you grow up around them you mistake them for being normal.

And then by the time you figure it out you've already been idoctrinated you're literally Hitler if you ever so much as question them.

Blasphemy is illegal

Jews are nepotism incarnate dude. That's a big reason people don't like us.
Good luck user.
Probably a storage room in all honesty. Every relative I have has one.

>i'm a jew
Do you hate yourself? What do you think of your tribes domination in banks and media? Why do you hate white people so much?

This Jew actually wanted me to be his friend and said I'm the only real person not after his money. But I wasn't sure if he was up to some secret Jewish psychological tricks or not.

id prob stop at just banning muslims and Scientology anyway. maybe mormons

because muh 6 gorillion

Yeah. People are even uncomfortable just saying the word "jode" because it sounds like their saying a racist insult or something. I was watching TV earlier and when talking about Jews history he avoided the word and when he had to use it he said Israelites lol.

That was a tangent, my point is that I know what you mean. Among reasonable people you can discuss anything, like race differences, but bring up the Jew and their stomach sinks.