So I have an idea about how to mitigate antifa's use of women as meat shields.
Spray the girls with silly string.
It sounds dumb, but that shit sticks in your hair and is tough to get out if you have long hair. In addition, it's humiliating to be sprayed with silly string, especially if you take yourself SUPER SRS like antifa faggots do. Also, it's long-range and "harmless", so you don't have to worry about getting arrested.
It also fulfills Alinsky's Rule #5 of humor being a potent weapon. Nothing is as enraging as being mocked when you believe that you have a genuine grievance.
Owen Evans
As a tool of humor as opposition I see this as effective. May I add the caveat that the silly string be explicitly Red, White, and Blue
Samuel Bell
>Be antifa nu-male >Have been punching those deadly, pesky nazis for weeks now >But war ain't over >Go to next riot (informed to us via reddit post) >And the group starts coming >And we don't stop coming >After enough peaceful nazi punching a group of them starts appearing >Oh god >It's those hackers known as Sup Forums >Shit on my new tight jeans >What will those white supremacists do to me? >They start pulling silly string cans from their pockets >wut.stateprovidedcompressionalgorythm >Our narrative shields begin to leave screaming "EWW EWW WHAT IS THAT GET IT OFF FROM ME OHH MY HAIR" >Now we are less than half of what we were >We're on the clear >The media doesn't care about us >Get kekked out of this realm >Learn basic economics while i'm out of it >mfw
Wyatt Nelson
kek, 10/10.
Carson Martin
Not sure if still is, but I know it used to be extremely flammable. Saw an episode of Rescue 911 where kids were singing Happy Birthday and kid shoots silly string righ before other blows out candles and *WHOOF*
Levi Davis
kek, it would be pretty fun to watch
Caleb Taylor
Aww yeah nigga
William Collins
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Gavin Anderson
Well now they either kill themselves out of pure retardation or learn to avoid fire even more after the riots. Either way we avoid them ever using molotovs and shit
Joshua Ramirez
Maybe they'll think twice about setting off smoke grenades or burning the American flag.
>So I have an idea about how to mitigate antifa's use of women as meat shields.
It doesn't matter if they are women. They all dress in black and cover their faces so that they can commit acts of violence or vandalism and then fade anonymously into the mob.
ANYONE wearing all black and a face mask is defacto complicit in any act of violence committed by another person dressed in the same way. Any person wearing the commie uniform is thus fair game for retaliation.
Isaac Parker
New plan confirmed.
Cooper Roberts
>be antifa >hate America >burn an American flag to taunt Trump supporters >get sprayed with silly string >suddenly face is on fire >can't get my stupid mask off >my dreadlocks ignite >my last thought as I lose consciousness is "now I'll finally be a POC"
Cooper Howard
If alot of people picked up this tactic, it'd only take one frontline guy with a lighter to increase the fun 1,000%
Leo Allen
Kek
Nolan Roberts
>(((Alinsky)))
Charles Bell
Silly string also adheres to goggles and protective glasses. In case they don't care about being sprayed, you could still force them to partially unmask by obscuring their eyewear.
Dominic Butler
Air horns and different colored tempera filled paint balloons will work also. and PLEASE Stop debating with these people, you are debating with people who want to crack your skull open if you remove your helmet. it's not the time
Nathaniel Scott
i second that. i will suggest bright orange spray paint. hair, backpacks, hoodies...paint their black clothing has an identifier. also water balloons with paint in them. 10 people throwing them @ ANTIFA will make them second guess .
Brandon Allen
how about something sticky as gum, forcing them to cut their hair. women are so vain they'll stop showing up if it means they might lose their hair.
Asher Watson
Only if its red white and blue. Only to anger them.
Jordan Harris
by silly string you mean cum right
James Gray
Women are equal to men
Samuel Powell
i just got "silly string" all over my gfs hair she was so pissed, if you know what i mean
Justin Sullivan
solid idea op, hopefully it takes off
Christopher Baker
Alinsky's Rules for Radicals is like the Antifa Quran. They follow his rules explicitly and inflexibly. Why not turn them back against them?
Angel Hall
TopKek, you alpha bastid.
Sebastian Collins
It's implied
If anyone can save up enough semen to make an effective multi use spray weapon its us
Urine, feces, semen, and blood could be classified as assault with a biological agent if you're not careful. Silly string is...well, too silly to be punishable under law.
>having premarital sex Better be test driving that shit for marriage bruh
Ethan Cox
>Not Jewing the Jews
Brandon Bennett
On a more serious note, in one of the early doxxing threads an user proposed using a spray on bank dye to help identify antifa in images. I thought this was a good idea. He linked a brand that was no bigger then a small pepper spray canister.
Christopher Martin
Well Shit Senpai... Since we're on the topic of water balloons... Fill 'em with this shit
Zachary Hall
> stateprovidedcompressionalgorithm
Nicholas Carter
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Isaiah Brooks
I think when shit starts getting more violent which it looks like things are heading the women will stop showing out as much. Especially if they are all dressed the same, pretty easy to "mistake" a woman for a man before smashing her skull. It's a thought but seeing that girl who recently got punched I think it's safe to say they aren't big into cleanliness and showers so I don't think they care too much about getting dirty
But seriously, I can already taste the impotent rage of these antifa cucks when they get a face full of RIGHT WING SILLY STRING
Ryan Campbell
Would spraying the antifa with gasoline be a serious felony in any way?
Joseph Cook
ooohhhhh yes :)
Justin Jackson
spray with wd40 then light on fire
super funny, would get a million clicks and likes
Jaxon Sanders
From my experience with plain old RIT dye. HWich is easily avilable at pretty much any store. It doesn't come off easily and lasts for days. In a high concentration it would have the same effect as the more purpose specific industrial dyes that are used for anti theft purposes.
Adrian Sanders
>build potato cannon-style artillery pece w pcv peip >cover with stocking stuff with cotton bals >use to spray sjw with shaving cream, charged by explosive hairspray force >yfw you have a giant penis cannon
Jacob Phillips
True, but it can still be used for visual impairment and humiliation. You think antifa has the self-discipline and composure to just take a face full of Nazi spraycan jizz the way they take their normal dose of poz cum?
I think not.
Grayson Brooks
Stop infantalizing the enemy. They'll be perturbed for all of three seconds before they take advantage of the fact that that's not a weapon in your hands and it looks enough like you attacked them for them to start swinging.
John Carter
Lets dial back the dark shit fellas. We're talking about harmless shit here. The minute you start adding in felonious crap it crosses over into criminal territory
Connor Harris
This. It would be better if we did fart sounds in megaphones or something of that sort. Ridicule without any outward appearance of violent intent.
Carson Harris
It will be like Holi.
Leo Reed
how about you stupid faggots inflict irreversible physical harm on them they way they do to you?
silly string? what the fuck is wrong with you. they're setting your cities on fire and shooting and raping people
Landon Flores
this works even better, silly string is highly flammable, so if they fuck themselves up trying to start a fire it's no ones fault but their own. it will actually deter damage to the areas
Christopher Collins
it also will stick to the masks themselves and will make it hard to breath since it gives off fumes for a bit after being sprayed so we might get a few full unmasks
James Morales
Let's look to the most annoying people of all... CANADIANS.
That's right, let's take those cuck's to the north's only export, maple syrup, and just douse these bitches hair with it.
Trust me, nothing will fuck with these antifaginas more than a whole bunch of syrup in their shitty hair.
Just watch the flies swarm!
Benjamin Garcia
No. Antifa is what happens when leftists don't listen to Alinsky. The whole point of Rules for Radicals was to get dirty hippies to sort themselves out and appear respectable.
Benjamin Perez
Race mixing is wro... You bastards
Dominic Harris
great idea op.
Carson Bennett
Ya know what would actually be funny..... why don't we attack them with soap and shampoo?
Get that on MSM..... they try to spin every-fucking-thing against anything that might be pro-trump. Well, let's see them put a spin on a bunch of people attacking /theirguys/ with hygiene products.
Colton Ramirez
ah, yes, they're shooting you and clubbing you with sharp metal objects, and you;ll fight them with nerf bats
that's gonna work
Dylan Taylor
Does it not occur to anyone to just dress normally and carry a taser? Someone comes up to you screaming, you tase the shit out of them and claim self defense. End of story.
Matthew Watson
Are you retarded, OP? Most of them wear fucking masks and walk with their hoods on.
Angel Jackson
They've ben raping us since they were freed in the 1860s
Josiah Bailey
I thought ITT we were talking about offensive maneuvers? We're trying to break down their line of cunts BEFORE they strike. But we can't exactly be all illegal about it. Besides, attacking them with soap, shampoo and nair would completely demoralize them.
Defense... shit... it's no holds fucking barred, which is what we saw in Berkeley. Them faggots got pushed the fuck back. I might just suggest chain mail or a stab prove vest. Bats and clubs are gonna happen.
Gabriel Powell
ah yes, so THEY can shoot you yesterday and get off with no consequence, and now, today, you have to wait for them to kill someone again before you can do anything, and then TOMORROW...
jesus fucking christ...
which is the justification for complete extermination
Caleb Perez
Feels bad man
Brody Walker
Nope not suprising, they have that angle covered. The MSM would single out the one free speech supporter that just happened to have a bar of Dove soap and say that it was an act of hate aimed ironically at Transgender people. Since Dove soap just came out with that disgusting commercial where the mother of the baby getting bathed was actually the father dressed in drag.
Parker Taylor
This is actually a really good idea. I fully endorse it.
Landon Butler
Good OP but how about putting carfentanil in the spray mix, killing everyone there with a 15 minute delay?
Blake Williams
the cops check for weapons before the events, the antifa dont attend the events themselves, they storm them afterwards so they never get checked
Henry Carter
>spray antifa with sillystring >CNN: Trump supporters using chemical weapons against peaceful protestors
Noah Long
>provoking antifa into attacking so our guys can defend themselves
Yes, and?
Nathaniel Turner
We're not talking about Paris right now. This is about Antifa. READ THE THREAD.
Luke Rivera
You're just a low-level autist. We're not stooping to their level. When they put up graffiti, the appropriate response is to clean it. When they throw rocks, we cast them aside where they can't be thrown again. When they attack with M80s and knives, we will not respond with same.
The fucking SECOND anyone uses force greater than or equal to a bike lock against the antifaggots, it will be the same second anyone anti-antifa will be crucified and it will further their appeal.
Not fucking happining
Adam Garcia
There is always the option to skunk them. Skunk "essence" by Buck Stop is pretty nasty but it can be made worse / more life like if mixed with garlic infused mineral oil and perfumer's alcohol.
Dylan Sanders
you need to target them in a way that demonstrably harms them in a way that can't be outright illegal
how many people have peanut allergies, again? what if there was some sort of peanut gas bomb. even if it only kills 2% of them, it's a victory.
they need to end up dead somehow though
Ethan Johnson
Would still be good for video identification not getting it off easy
Lincoln Campbell
Hold on, are you Jewing us? Do you have stocks in silly string?
Brayden Howard
The cops don't check anyone for anything at outdoor rallies.
Chase Torres
I had posted this earlier in the thread. I'm diggin' it ;)
Wyatt Nguyen
Build a wall around the protesters and then starve them out
Jeremiah Ward
good idea
not sure if that can be stabilized and injected by a civilian though
also, have fun with your 3 day ban. I got banned last week for suggesting something USEFUL like that
Angel Gonzalez
>implying these fat dykes have long hair or any hairstyle other than blue half-shaved asymmetrical weighted bob, or dreds that will absorb the silly string and be even more dredded
Blake Walker
Appreciate your enthusiasm, my slant-eyed friend, but things haven't escalated to the point of outright unrestrained violence yet. The situation hasn't quite ripened. Provoking antifa into attacking lets us control the narrative.
And it would be fucking funny to see.
Elijah Sanders
How would we go about pooling resources and getting a shipment of silly string to the event to hand out? Ideally we're talking at least a few dozen cases of the stuff
Colton Ward
okay, so even though they're obviously trying to kill you, and in your retarded, arbitrary timeframe, they haven't killed anyone yet, therefore you have to be nice to them
I should probably remind you that this is what swedes say about ISIS members who went to fight, who returned to sweden and who are not CURRENTLY killing anyone
this is the future of the white race, ladies and gentlemen
Michael Myers
Just bring shit that's completely innocuous. Water balloons, super soakers, whipped cream, fake vomit, fake dog poop, fart machines, joy buzzers, and especially those fake packs of gum that have mouse trap-like devices in them...
Isaac Stewart
Or we could bring our own cans. Just tell everyone to buy about 5 cans. I think they go for about a dollar at a party store.
Jeremiah Martin
can you provide me a sample of mainstream news coverage from america?
they managed to turn freddie gray into a 'lil baby dindu nuffin'
my initial assumption is that they could be murdering you with machetes and eating you and they'd still be on the side of antifa
Xavier Morris
kek
Adrian Gutierrez
Dress up as clowns with maga hats then go around honking horns, throwing pies/balloons at antifa.
Watch them sperg out and make fools out of themselves.
Jackson Rogers
So you're saying we should escalate the meme war into an all out prank war? Thats fucking hilarious. Even more so if we get guys dressed like clowns to throw pies and do clown shit to antifa.
Isaac Taylor
No need to chimp out Jamal. You try to play it smart by fucking with them while avoiding doing something illegal and if it turns out to be ineffective you go back to swinging. Nice try
Logan Phillips
Unfortunately You're absolutely right. Just open up a web page to CNN or MSNBC and everything you read is there is a pack of bullshit Marxist seditious lies
Bentley Wilson
Fucking beautiful! :D
Brayden Gonzalez
what do you mean nice try
if more of you had balls you could have niped this entire problem in the bud
instead, you're in the situation where you're just waiting for the 200 thousandth white kid to get murdered or raped before finally you say "oh gee, NOW we can fight back"
that's the scale we're looking at. 1.2k JUST in RIOTHERAM. across europe and america combined it's gotta be at least half a million people raped or murdered by these leftists
of course, YOU are the civilized one because you didn't want to fight at 500000, but instead, you decided to fight at 500001. wow, so civilized :^)
Jason Bailey
Just watch it on YouTube. They're not shooting anyone. The worst weapon they've used is pepper spray.
Antifa is not ISIS. They're white. We can throw them to the ground, restrain them, and take their masks off. That's all we have to do.
Carter Cox
Any of you autistic fags filthy rich and wanna send the crowd a few dozen boxes of silly string and some clown shit?
Carson Lewis
msnbc's site is retarded
I went on just now and they can't even make a functioning search engine. year old search results for berkeley
I was just curious what the specific way they lie is
Mason Hernandez
A really good idea. Looking forward to the next battle photage.
Ian Clark
you don't get it
they would be okay with ISIS killing people and raping children