Brit/pol/ - Good morning lids Edition

>May asks MPs for snap election to ‘strengthen hand in Brexit negotiations’ and bring the hammer down on the shambling corpse that is labour
rt.com/uk/385264-election-may-brexit-negotiations/

>Labour blowhard Dennis Skinner told to stfu & 'put a sock in it' by based heckler after blasting 'squalid' election
express.co.uk/news/politics/793734/Dennis-Skinner-put-sock-in-it-PMQs-Theresa-May-General-election-2017

>Ominous 'Red Dragon/Pepe' face appears in the firmament and is censored by google
archive.is/OdzIB

>Antifa traitors smashed & humiliated by based fash on their own turf in berkeley. Patriots have had enough
youtube.com/watch?v=FioL53uxK2Q&list=LL-iMhtWGB_CVLSmuSzgXg9g&index=12

>Former blood god, human stain and biggest traitor Britain has ever seen forms anti brexit axis with libdem filth in attempt to scupper the will of the people
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-axis-tony-blair-work-lib-dems-election-campaign/

>Coke fiend, lover of black prostitutes and all round cunt george osborne fucks off too edit some shitty paper or something. Good riddance desu.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-former-tory-chancellor-osborne-quits-parliament-before-election/

>The left continues to devour itself as tim fucking farron of all people is branded a 'bigot' by twatter sjws for not paying adequate lip service to teh ghey.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/liberal-democrat-leader-branded-bigot-refusing-say-gay-sex-not-sin/

>Millions of quid of our tax moneys seems to have made its way to nork commies. Top treachery again from our illegitimate occupying regime.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/uk-government-taxpayers-money-north-korea/

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AWAKEN MY BONGSTERS

Morning lads

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>when u nutt n she keep succin

>breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-axis-tony-blair-work-lib-dems-election-campaign/

Please run for parliament Tony.
I've got a £1 bet on it!
I also want to see him get BTFO..

implying i slept

1776
youtube.com/watch?v=TmIuXyiEzCE
fuck you

"i'm not racist lads. racism is a crime and crime is for black people"

this guy sounds like a legend to be honest

Typical child, blaming themselves for their father leaving when it was the mother (France) who made it all happen.

This is a Karenposting thread now

"USA USA USA" x1776
we #1
number one, best around
hell fuckin' yeah
bitch
ahhhhahahhahah
loser ass punk fucker head wiener face
butt
USA USA USA USA


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Ain't no Brit/pol/ like a Tory Brit/pol/
strawpoll.me/12772247/

>Voting UKIP
I say this every thread but, for what purpose?

People still actually believe they'll kick out all the muzzies if they get into power.

Because voting conservative in a Labour stronghold is pointless.
UKIP are much more likely to take a seat depending on constituency.

Cucks in Berkely, Lyrics:

WOULD YOU FUCK MY WIFEEE???? IF I SAW IN BERKELY???????

WOULD YOU FEEL A THUD?????? IF I BIKELOCKED YOUR NUT?????

I MUST BE BORED... I BUST OPEN YOUR GOURD...

CAUSE I KNOW I CAN'T BUY TARTS...

HERE IN BERKELY.

UKIP have never stood on a platform of kicking muzzies out though.

Nice choice
>Gene, don't wear that outfit again

That picture is so accurate it's uncanny. I've met hundreds of lads like this.

My niggas.

Who ready for the conservashits to fuck up pulling you out of the EU with an ever bigger majority than before?

Morning boyyos.
>youtube.com/watch?v=6IdeeTvw1dk

I canny bloody wait lad.

FUCK
OFF
BLACK
PILL
CUNT

You cannot simply get rid of us blackpilled folk.

see
You're not welcome anymore.
Brit/pol/ belongs with #MUMMYMAY now.

>>Ominous 'Red Dragon/Pepe' face appears in the firmament and is censored by google

As a blackpilled man, I still vote Tory just to see what shenanigans might ensue.
Nothing will our eroding beaches but it's sometimes fun to watch the waves.

WALES WILL RISE AGAIN

OR AS WE SAY IN MUH NATIVE TONGUE

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I've missed you cherpost. I love you very much

>tfw bacon and eggs after a run again

I was finna go on a run but didn't bother. Was thinking maybe tomorrow morning, Sunday morning is the best time for a run unquestionably.

>finna
We don't tolerate the blacks here.

what about now?

I love you too anime poster

delet this

>quintessentially british

Should have gone lads roads were nice and quiet this morning, probably still are. Ye Sundays are ideal going to go again tomorrow.

My niggas, can you get some right of return shit going?

Me and I'm sure some south africans... and maybe even some aussies would like to come back.

Why you cuck us with niggers and pakis... we were one you...

>2017 anno domini
>Being fat

Just how? There is no excuse.

Tory, only Tory.

Have we left the EU yet, lads?

Yeah we left this morning. Are Nige went there to strike a deal but they were having none of it, so he flipped the table, smacked Juncker and walked out with his cock in hand pissing on all the Germans.

Tim "Big Dick" Farron got this

SERIOUSLY GIVE US SOME FUCKING RIGHT OF RETURN YOU FAGGOT CUKS

>has majority already
>needs a bigger majority for reasons
She's lying, isn't she?

Read a book on how politics works, toothpaste.

Excellent.

c u t e

I can't wait for him to take power and declare homosexuality a crime against humanity.

No can do, you owe us tea and tax. To play a twist on something you bastards used to say:
>no return for thee without the tax and tea

Read a book on how diplomacy works. 1 against 27 can't end well against the 1.

>tfw you live across the road from a pub
>tfw theres a steady stream of drunkards walking around your jogging territory every weekend

Fuck sake lads, just did a right big cough and a bit of toothpaste flew on to my screen.

>declare homosexuality a crime against humanity.
100% agree

Democracy is a sham anyway, might as well piss off the lefties if UKIP gets more seats.

Except not all countries are created equal. Nothing is ever just pure numbers.
Shall I post some of the countless examples from history where an outnumbered force won out against an overwhelming force?

Besides, for the EU to do anything, all of those 27 must agree. Which means nothing ever happens.

Is that a threat? A friendly reminder that every time European powers get a bit too big for their boots, Britain comes wading in and smashes them.

ALRIGHT M8, FUCK YOURE TAX AND TEA, BUT YOU'RE STILL BIGGER NIGGER LOVERS THAN US FOR ALL OF HISTORY.

NIGGER!

Daily reminder.

To punish the torys for pissing over there promises

kill yourself

Not at 6am there isn't.

Just you and the birds.

FUCK YOU, YOU PIKEY FUCKING BITCH

YOU MADE ME HAVE TO REPLY TO THIS AFTER SEEING YOUR REPLY

>tfw they call you names as you run past

>tfw you live around the corner from a pub
>tfw your jogs only ever go that far

>tfw you trip up and you hear "wheeeeeeeyyyyy"

who /goingbacktosleep/ here? feels like a comfy saturday

Unironically voting labour

Tory cabinet and ukip leadership are an absolute shambles and complete charlatans

You know this in your heart to be true

>not voting libdem
>not wanting farronkun to wipe out the gay
Are you retarded or something?

>not voting bnp

cucks

>Tory cabinet and ukip leadership are an absolute shambles and complete charlatans
>and Labour isn't
What kind of retard looks at Corbyn and his gaggle of retards and thinks "this is truly the best bunch of morons to lead"?

How is a vote will strengthen Britain in trade deals?

...

Guys, there's a fucking wasp in my room and i'm going to catch it.
If I don't come back then have a parmo for me.

>What kind of retard looks at Corbyn and his gaggle of retards and thinks "this is truly the best bunch of morons to lead"?

ilikecorbynbut.com/

All you need to know about all the myths that surround the media witch hunt of Jeremy.

What's your excuse for not voting for him?

Check and mate, facist!

I did isidewith.com and got this

Kill it if its a wasp

damn you're /brit/pol as fuck

Everyone should be voting for you desu m8

>there is a website dedicated to trying to get people to vote for someone unelectable
I like this.

UKIP, Conservative, Plaid Cymru, Lib dem, Democratic unionist and labour immigration policy are the same as BNP

Made me chuckle lad, have a (You).

Do you need a few hours more kip lad?

I think it was abortion and death penalty that decided it.

Update:
The wasp has disappeared.
The window wasn't open and my door has been closed all night.
Is there a breach in my defences?

...

Want the snooker to start already.

Come on RONNIEEEEE

>The window wasn't open and my door has been closed all night.

stop posting our women!

Mornin' lads

Pickering?

GOT THE CUNT
Was looking everywhere around my room, couldn't find or hear it.
Sit down in my computer chair and the cunt is fucking crawling up to it quietly like some sort of wasp ninja.
The gits in a glass now, what should I do with it?

>What kind of retard looks at Corbyn and his gaggle of retards and thinks "this is truly the best bunch of morons to lead"?

The difference is I've met corbyn and he was even more polite and well-spoken than he appears on TV interviews

May et al would never, NEVER speak to me as another human being

Plus the NHS and schools la

Can you redpill me on the GCSE exam real quick.

Wikipedia is either complicated as fuck, or this test is so weird I don't understand it from murrican perspective. I just wanna know what this thing really is.

Who are you? Give me a quick rundown. I'll give you exactly the amount of time it makes to make a cup of tea.

Trips = sacrifice

>Anonpleb
>Thinks I care if it knows who I am or not

You do a GCSE in different subjects when you leave Secondary school at age 16.
Very basic qualification, used to attain low-skilled jobs or as a stepping stone to further education.

I would love too but I just woke up. Gonna go brunch now in my local kebab shop

Shit, I broke the bastards legs whilst slipping a piece of card under the glass.
Feel a bit bad about it now.

eat it

>Well done Scottish Labour and well done our SNPs - MSPs for keeping that up. Heueueagrh! GOT THAT ONE DIDN'T YOU? Hope all the media listen to that bit. MSPs - Labour SMSPs yeah - STANDING FOR YOU!!!

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This is fucking weird to me.

Is it a college exam? A life placement/skills test?
Is it both?

I'm typing this shit in british accent btw.