Hi guys I'm 16.
And I love Anime and Japanese culture. I want to marry a Japanese girl when I grow up. I'm 5'7, fair, belonging to a nice progressive rich family.
Also, I'm pretty good at maths and Physics.
I've played Nationals in Rugby and Baseball so I'm kinda sporty too.
How do I start grooming myself to become eligible for getting a Japanese girl.
I poo in loo and no hate please.
>I'm 16
>Hi everyone, I'm underage
Enjoy your ban
I wish to live in Japan
Fuck of pajeet
Enjoy your ban
You're not at all helpful.
I don't want to live in Japan. Their food is less appealing to me.
Everyone say it with me
"ENJOY YOUR BAN"
LOL YOU'RE GONNA GET BANNED FROM Sup Forums!
>implying that matters
>japan
>no designated shitting streets. forced to poo in loo
>food is fishy and salty
>clean water to bathe in. expected to bathe daily.
>almost no crime
gee. i wonder why you don't want to live there
Commit seppuku
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HOLY SHIT 10/10
Well baited, Apu.
JUST MOVE THERE user, ITS THAT EASY
This isn't a a board for personal vlogs. Piss off plez.
Guyz imma gunna get my waifu. Stup hating mee.
ENJOY
But I have to work there like a robot and I don'tlike Japanese work culture.
Isn't that your parents job?
What'd she do, die taking a bath in the river?
JOO
REEEEEEEEEEE
Good luck getting a waifu. I want one as well.
Also i think it's only a matter of time before Japanese work culture collapses. I don't think it's sustainable. People spend all their time working, don't reproduce or raise a family, population shrinks, people have to work harder to get to where their country once was. They either need to reduce the amount of work or just get a ton of immigrants.
Nope I'm from a modern family.
I don't bath in Ganges. I rather swim in my pool.
Shave your back and bathe in tomato juice to get rid of that curry smell.
I don't think they're gonna do anything about it. Since they're so dwelled in that kind of lifestyle.
They're super racist too.
I don't smell like curry . I smell fresh cologne.
Stop hating on him you guys. My best friend is Indian and also autistic probably.
Hey, dude.
Know any good BPO/call center or tech support jobs? I'm looking for one.
Don't worry. The rice is on me next time.
Well there's just too many.
Come here if you want just don't touch our girls or we will kill you.
And they'll pay fair too.
POO
More like you smell like sweat curry and poo with a hint of cheap ass cologne on top to make the stench even more sickening
>Modern Family
Doesn't exist, you might have your family confused with an American TV show.
No
My parents are highly educated. They're very open about everything. Also, they don't stop me from eating meat and alcohol.
Plus they've met my gf.
do you have a nice, tight little hole?
Doesn't exist, you'd get reported, it is literally against the law.
>falling for the 3DPD meme
>16
Reported faggot. Come back in two years
No need to groom just keep pooing in the loo.
>meet her
>tell her you poo in the loo
>holyshit.jpg
>she loves you
>marry
>get fucked over in divorce court 10 years from now on
>I poo in loo
You can't fool us.
Did the street close early today?
Great b8 Aladdin I give this thread a 2 out of shitpost
I mean I drink with them yo.
How many times should I tell you I poo in loo.
sage