AUS/pol/ bump limit is shit edition

G'night chaps
Gotta keep our Aus/pol/ going. I think Aus/pol/ needs unlimited bumps because we are more communal than the rest of the shit-tier countries, like the US and America. Anyway, here's the news of the day:

>Prepbull BTFO - online retailers like Alibaba, Ebay, Etsy and others say they will not comply with GST changes

baka.com.au/business/the-economy/amazon-ebay-etsy-and-alibaba-say-online-retailers-wont-comply-with-gst-change-20170420-gvorgv.html

>taqiya merchant Waleed and his token white bitch buy a house in Melbourne despite crying poor last year

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4433004/Waleed-Aly-Susan-Carland-buy-2million-Richmond-home.html

>Prepbull has no plan to ban or block degenerate porn, betas relived they can still jerk off to anime

baka.com.au/federal-politics/political-news/government-has-no-plans-for-isp-filters-to-block-internet-pornography-20170421-gvpcsr.html

>Mike "Kill all faggots now" Pence assures Prepbull that they will fuck up Korea if China doesn't.

abc.net.au/news/2017-04-22/trump-will-deal-with-north-korea-if-china-doesnt-pence-says/8463220

>Former chief executive of Coles and the Tabcorp boss are among a raft of our current and former captains of industry who came to our shores on 457 work visas.

baka.com.au/business/the-economy/forget-the-shearers-and-welders--corporate-executives-on-457-visas-20170421-gvpkkv.html

>Amazon coming to Australia - small retailers are going to be more fucked then they are already.

sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/04/20/amazon-coming-australia-what-cost-local-business

Lets hope the dickhead mods don't ban me for using the same news. There is only so much news in one day you stupid cunts give me a break.

If I don't post, I'm banned due to dickhead mods.

Anyway, continue on with the bantz.

PS these capchas are fuckign stupid

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who /Marxist/ here

Check the 457 skill shortage list
Engineers are still fucked over by it despite the obvious ABUNDANCE of engineers
Also copywriters.
Cunts.

GOOKS OUT

May God save us all.

Fuck off cunt I tear down Marxist posters all over Melbourne. Can't you see that your idealogy is shit? Do you not read history? Do you not know that every marxist/communist government has failed after murdering massive amounts of their own people? Are you fucking stupid?

Fuck man Australia could be the perfect fashy nation.

yeah im pretty sure we have this convo every week on auspol lol

the new changes to 457s wont change shit since most of the engineers coming in get PR

What does this remind you of?

Yeah man apparently Indians with their shit tier unis can do a better job than engineers from our unis. Which I think is total BS.
The important question is why are copywriters on the 457 list? Copywriters SHOULD be native English speakers because Panjeets can't speak English for shit.

A penis.

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Is that what your willy looks like?

Brishit confirmed dying, only have my flat at this point because degenbux

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>tfw Katter being harassed by some washed up rapper

gross

Really makes you think

hoping to have around 4-6
I'm not rich but they won't be spoiled dickheads like the 2 family kids from somewhat well to do families
Who knows though I guess it's all how to do with how they're raised

Money is a meme though, kids need love and attention, not material goods. if they want that shit they can go and get a fucking job the cunts.

Nah I'm uncut my cock looks like an ant eater.

>all white
>not a single hijab
This cartoonist is pretty racist honestly

Does the foreskin even retract

Thundamentals arent washed up m8

poor katter feel for the b8 there, it wont stop his constituents from voting for him though

I want to cave that cunts head in with a pool ball.

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Yeah it does I don't have phimosis thank fuck. I had a friend who did, he's a faggot.

Another friend who had phimosis got the cut. The Jewish cunt.

Interesting choice of weapon

Fucking monoxide gas yourself in your garage you limp wristed cunt.

Kind of slow, would be very traumatic as you can feel your face and head slowly disintegrating.

>Thundamentals arent washed up m8
Said the marxist

fresh OC (a must watch)
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that was tasty b8. check it out, everyone fell for it hook, prawn, trace, line, sinker and swivel m8

you think a marxist would ever study engineering? cmon now m8

Plus it would enable me to relieve my hate with lots of blows, a baseball bat would be too quick, fists would be showing too much respect, not going to mess my hands up on that wog maggot, whatever the fuck he is.

LOL @ Turnbull quickly becoming one of the most unpopular prime ministers in Australian history

LOL @ The Liberals getting slaughtered in By Elections

You have issues, and a delicious imagination

I think his 457 and citizenship crackdown will boost his popularity.

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He didn't do fuck all with the list
It just removed things like "actor" and "golfer"

Jobs like IT and engineering are still on there, disgustingly enough.

(assuming you're the same cunt so replying here)
parents started with 4 then added a couple more a decade later

we were poor but that was more down to my parents' uselessness with money than anything else

so much shit is cheaper now too - clothes, cars, computers, tvs, etc.

only hard part is housing but if you can get the fuck out of capital cities you're ok, dual income or a decent single income and you're set as long as you're careful with money

and yeah kids don't really give a fuck about material shit, just find what their interests are and focus what resources you can spare on that

using a Hitler rant at the end of this was a bad idea. The rest is good though.

stop being a poorfag loser

Don't be disingenuous. It's also removed the ability to get permanent residency at the end of the visa.

Thats still enough for basic bitch LNP voters though

those cunts make me think about blowing all my savings on getting a helicopter licence desu

I just had some ROO KEBABS

turns out kanga meat is pretty good m8s

>why did you eat roo meat and not any of the other literal shit coles and woolies sells

I am unsubscribing from the cuck life and getting my shit together

You can never be sure here.

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That is all you need to know.

Exactly mate
I think it's important for kids to have a good set of brothers and sisters who are close and don't hate each other.
On material possessions, yeah. Get them a guitar or a bike, but they don't need much else. I don't want to spoil them.

I want to move out to the country, because Melbourne is getting overcrowded with poo in loos and gooks. Probably will move back to FNQ to be closer to family.

Yeah okay the PR thing is good, but the list of jobs taken offf is still meme as fuck man.

My profession - copywriting - is still on the skill shortages list, yet I can't find a FT job. That's horseshit desu.

My Coles has a 'game' section with skippy, pheasant etc

Yeah man I don't shop at Woolies and Coles if i can help it. Occasionally if I can't be fucked walking the extra KM to Aldi.

Kangaroo meat is great. Low fat, high protein. Excellent source of lean protein. Emu too.
Heh

If I was you I'd move to somewhere like Bulgaria until Australia stops being shit desu, fuck raising kids to never have a job ever

Plz no

I'm planning to move to rural victoria. I can only truly be happy when all i can see is gum trees and paddocks.

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>bulgaria
No.
I like Australia too much despite the shit job situation for the youth. Maybe it'll improve when some of you Aus/pol/ cunts get into parliament.

Eh its cheap and its economy will boom in a few years

Yeah I grew up in FNQ in the rolling green hills with no fucking urban developments to be seen unless I drove to that shithole Cairns. I miss wondering around forests and trespassing on farmers lands to get to swimming holes. Good way for a kid to grow up. Cities are a shit place to raise kids in their teen years. It also prevents them from accessing degeneracy easily if I refuse to drive them anywhere. And if they want it, they can walk/bike to it. Keeps them fit. Win win desu.

Oh yeah, fully agree with you there. Personally i would have liked to see far more jobs removed and training pathways/business incentives to either employ aussies or upskill their current workforce into the higher skilled roles

>Bulgaria

Kek. Just move to the South Island of New Zealand. It's paradise. I'd be there in a heartbeat if I could afford to move.

>distubed
NO
This is a comfy music thread
Metal too harsh for my goon drunk ears

See, kek agrees

It beggars belief that many Queenslanders idolise Bjelke-Petersen

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It does, I grew up in the outer east of Melbourne near the yarra river. We spent all out time outside, riding ponies and climbing trees. That kind of life is healthy and it toughens kids up.

let's get comfy
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>training pathways/business
Gee cunt sounds racist.
Nar jk. That's what we NEED to do but the gov is too much of a tight arse to invest in its own tax payers. Prob hopes that people are too stupid to see they didn't actually take any real jobs off the shortage list. Pricks.

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Companies will train the right people if they have to, the problem is they can just bring in a person that Desi IT Services has already trained to do the job instead.

>not liking country

city faggot pls go

That is not even 1/10 of it

I read that the Indians they import fluff up their quals and are actually useless and cost more then they're worth, despite the discount in their wages.

There is a bunker under Melbourne grammar

American Country > Australian "Country"
Cunt

Mates you might remember me stressing the other night about having to clean my bathroom in case the person I hired to do my garden wanted to come in and use it.

Anyway, he has been and gone and didn't ask to come in and use the bathroom. So I cleaned it for nothing.

He did a real shit job with the garden though. Lazy as fuck.

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Alright I'll hold my breath while you proxy up to post the other 9 parts.

That's just a rape dungeon.

How would you know? you're not a fucking private school weenie are you?

>Prepbull BTFO - online retailers like Alibaba, Ebay, Etsy and others say they will not comply with GST changes
fucking obviously you cant tell business based in other countries what to do. already pay enough of a premium on overseas goods thanks to this pos exchange rate atm

>taqiya merchant Waleed and his token white bitch buy a house in Melbourne despite crying poor last year
melbourne? why would you buy a house in a shit hole

>Prepbull has no plan to ban or block degenerate porn, betas relived they can still jerk off to anime
doesnt matter you can still get raided on probably cause and jailed on loli , or flat legal asian girl nudes

>Mike "Kill all faggots now" Pence assures Prepbull that they will fuck up Korea if China doesn't.
yh thats why they voted trump in. to get shit done. i like how we arent even important enough for a presidential visit, just get the VP.

>Former chief executive of Coles and the Tabcorp boss are among a raft of our current and former captains of industry who came to our shores on 457 work visas.
i have and never will use these trash companies idc.

>Amazon coming to Australia - small retailers are going to be more fucked then they are already.
I will believe it when they i see it. Our pricing on goods is fixed because of anti trust laws, gst and minimum wage. amazon is in for a rude surprise.

>PS these capchas are fuckign stupid
use legacy captcha you absolute fucking newfag.

Pageet isn't an idiot.

Do you guys ever get lonely all the way down there so far from all the other good countries?

You're weird. If anything I'd be worried about him pissing on the floor. Tradies use all sorts of filthy dunnies.

My friends brother went there, its under the oval next to st kilda rd. I am a private school weenie.

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>I'd be worried about him pissing on the floor
He was rough as fuck m8. Tattoos, teeth missing and an obvious mental disability of some kind.

we are the only good country.
japan was pretty good when i visited too.
very hospitable

are you circumcised?

My sister is coming to visit me and my fiance and we've cleaned the apartment.
Problem is my sister won't give us an exact date like the cunt is testing us or someshit. So we're keeping it clean just in case. Fucking bitch.

Don't give us that crytpic shit mate

just tell her to txt you the day before you stupid autist

Yeah spoil them with attention, not money. You'll need that time as they go through school to undo the daily dose of pozz they get from the (((education))) system.

I want this since I grew up in a coastal town 90 mins drive from pozzbourne. The software meme chains me to the capital cities here (or maybe to NZ if their tech scene takes off the way I'm hoping) but I'd love to have some nice uncleared bush acres to explore with my kids without worrying about some cuck calling the cops when they see us strapped up with rifles and a string of dead animals in tow

I did but the cunt won't because she's a cunt

>tfw mum thought it was retarded to get me cut
smart girl

No, I got hassled for the reason why in the last auspol thread.

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>not having people around often enough that you need to keep your place 100% clean all the time
sad boys

Aiming for home schooling. Avoiding day care as well.