Brit/pol/ - Torn Edition

>THREAD THEME
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>May asks MPs for snap election to ‘strengthen hand in Brexit negotiations’ and bring the hammer down on the shambling corpse that is labour
rt.com/uk/385264-election-may-brexit-negotiations/

>Labour blowhard Dennis Skinner told to stfu & 'put a sock in it' by based heckler after blasting 'squalid' election
express.co.uk/news/politics/793734/Dennis-Skinner-put-sock-in-it-PMQs-Theresa-May-General-election-2017

>Ominous 'Red Dragon/Pepe' face appears in the firmament and is censored by google
archive.is/OdzIB

>Antifa traitors smashed & humiliated by based fash on their own turf in berkeley. Patriots have had enough
youtube.com/watch?v=FioL53uxK2Q&list=LL-iMhtWGB_CVLSmuSzgXg9g&index=12

>Former blood god, human stain and biggest traitor Britain has ever seen forms anti brexit axis with libdem filth in attempt to scupper the will of the people
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-axis-tony-blair-work-lib-dems-election-campaign/

>Coke fiend, lover of black prostitutes and all round cunt george osborne fucks off too edit some shitty paper or something. Good riddance desu.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-former-tory-chancellor-osborne-quits-parliament-before-election/

>The left continues to devour itself as tim fucking farron of all people is branded a 'bigot' by twatter sjws for not paying adequate lip service to teh ghey.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/liberal-democrat-leader-branded-bigot-refusing-say-gay-sex-not-sin/

>Millions of quid of our tax moneys seems to have made its way to nork commies. Top treachery again from our illegitimate occupying regime.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/uk-government-taxpayers-money-north-korea/

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anime is for neet virgins

GET A JOB RIMMER.

First for brit pusy.

First for the top 20 most popular lesbians on Guardian Soulmates.

nth for Rimmers big fat tats

Anyone want to take a guess at the juicy shit they have on corbyn?

Why are people brainwashed by either anarchist, communist or fascist propaganda the people most likely types of people to call others brainwashed?

They do know their conspiracy theories have very little actual grounding in reality, right?

Natalie Imbuglia isn't even British, she is Australian
>Can't even get a theme song from your own country
Britain BTFO
How will they ever recover?

Did he deserve to die, brit/pol/?

I'm trying

good choice of picture. she is 10/10.

wake up sheep

n+1th for the most chaotic GE ever

Are all the Pakis going to still vote for him after he was found shagging rent boys?

>Its a Ronnie teases other players by letting them pot a few balls thinking they have a chance episode

>tfw it's mostly 30+ year old women way who are desperate as fuck

Of course, he's a true paki

>thread theme

It really is too much for me.
Give me a TARDIS or some shit, we need to go back.

He'll get a landslide precisely because of that.

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It depends if the Lib Dems field a candidate who's also got Pakistani heritage

People from those communities very much vote among ethnic lines

I was a 90s kid when her music was popular.

I used to get kiddy boners watching her music videos

Self awareness isn't a trait encouraged by The Collective™.

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>Corbyn allies tell me he will stay on in event of defeat (as Kinnock did in 1987).

Guardian Soulmates is for the older, professional crowd across the board. Seeing a 23yo on it would just be weird as fuck.

>he was found shagging rent boys?

Why hasn't he switched to the Tory party ?

Jobs are for slaves, you should work for yourself if you wanna be free

Reminder that Imbruglia is still only 42.

You still have a chance, lads.

Guardian soulmates is just a pre made kill list.

i was a teenager in the 90's, i got actual boners to her videos

You just can just tell how fucking high maintenance and hen pecky they are.

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YES

hopefully he'll use it as a reason to finally purge the blairites

1000 YEAR TORY REICH

Reminder that pollsters, analysts and strategists are all underestimating the power of the YELLOW SURGE

Reminder that only a vote for Fish Finger can prevent the Timpocalypse

Who won that last frame then?

Can lesbians be henpecky? Those are women-seeking-women.

>It gets better
I'm sure he's getting paid off by the conservative party at this point

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>Its was a Ronnie taking the piss episode gone wrong

Someone make that French suicide plane pilot meme of Corbyn flying the plane with Labour party on the logo and whatever you can think of for Blairites as the person bashing on the door trying to get in.

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>most popular lesbians
>Number 2 looks like Graeme Souness

loving every laugh

Murphy's shot from the other day if you haven't seen it.

youtube.com/watch?v=T1xcMC4Wk6Y

Woops.

They probably can as well though.

I-is the mud secure?

Truly the power of the lord

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THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

It's for desperados looking for providers for their jug eared ugly dumb kids
The men on the site are all closet homosexuals or otherwise lacking in masculinity

>pic related

J U S T
E
Z

could it not just be clay? that'd hold surely

I'm sure they are all very amiable and don't have massively grating personalities at all lol

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It's clearly sand hence why it's funny.

Because they've a limited capacity for independent thought, responding only to emotional manipulation like the frustrated remedials they are.

where was humour inferred laddo

Corbyn a Tory mole

>tfw just remembered that time when Dianne Abbott used her body to block the door

What the FUCK happened last night with Janny?

Both of you shut up before I fucking smack you up

W E W

Independent thought is a Jewish trick

Why the fuck is there no decent news broadcasting on saturdays?

It's not like the world stops turning

Fuckin Catnip for Anakin Skywalker

the STATE of Labour campaigners

Explain

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this might explain some things

Reminder that the Telegraph dating site allows people to specify a preferred height range so if you're a manlet looking for a mummy surrogate from Kensington to buy you tinnies and packets of Quavers in return for muffing her now and then, stick to Guardian Soulmates

>Its a Ronnie plays properly episode

>UKIP voters spend all day wishing they could ride a dildo

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>lib dems are cucks and tranny fuckers
>tories are gold-digging sluts
>UKIP are T R A D
>labour is every fat girl i know

Classic.

>people on twitter and Facebook throwing around that the EU trade deal is now put ahead of the UK one, claiming we're losing out
>mfw I know the same people were anti-TTIP which is exactly what the EU-US deal is.

most UKIP voters are grannies. Adultery is unthinkable to them but their saggy husbands probably have erectile dysfunction so they gotta get that sweet loving from somewhere

My unironic communist local labour candidate just posted his phone number on twitter.

Where to start?
>UKIP want penetrating
>LibDems are so insulated they consider fucking someone of a different ethnicity fantastic rather than mundane
>Labour have never passionately kissed
>Tories are low-brow

A profile picked at random.

POST IT

You know what to do, make a discord of it

I know who I'm voting for lads

Quick lads, post something I can have a good tug to

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Look all around you it's all astounding, water fire air and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work?

>6", 41-65yr old, West Euro male
That's pretty problematic

>inb4 they start REEEEEing about the page being pink

The Queen Mother also loved Hyacinth Bucket’s over-the-top affectations in Keeping Up Appearances, but easily her favourite programme was Fawlty Towers. She must have watched it over 30 times in the two years I was there and she was always saying: ‘Don’t mention the war.’

In fact, she mentioned the war quite a lot, saying things like: ‘It’s not politically correct to look down on our European neighbours, is it? But I still find the Germans beastly.’

>dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4434378/The-Queen-Mother-thirstier-irrepressible.html

>Green so degenerate it wasn't included

At least she wants a white male I guess.

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There you go

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Lads how have i only found out about this now?

AND I DON'T WANNA TALK TO A SCI-EN-TIST, Y'ALL MOTHERFUCKERS LYIN, AND GETTIN ME PISSED

>6"
>Not 6'
I fucked up. But I'm probably not exactly wrong.

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there ya go lad