Gayest military uniform

Which country has the gayest military uniform, and why is it Greece? This is their national gaurd.

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not gay but definitely fabulous

Representing

Royal Regiment of Scotland is way worse than our National Guard

>Evzones
>gay
Found the Italian.

>forgetting the hats

no

The mark of a true uniform: making women look butch and men look effeminate.

Holy fuck that dog

Greeks definitely the gayest, just the mention of greek eludes to buttsex.

Top kek! Italy couldn't defeat them without our help.

Checked and that's a big pupper

You can't just wear pants when you got balls of steel senpai

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our national guard actually looks pretty cool

4u

Based

Mr. Bison is cool

This. The further east you go in Asia the more crazy people get.

That is pretty cool. Mozart would feel right at home.

as badly as the feta guard is, ours is undoubtedly the most cringeworthy.

pic related

Greece might have the gayest uniform, but Indians have the gayest performance:
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Jesus Christ. Are the swords real? Imagine if one them beheaded Erdogan.

Hungary stronk.

I'd actually appreciate the historical uniforms, if their sole purpose wasn't to compensate for Erdogan's micropenis.

>yfw minimum height to join the evzones is 6' 1.3"
When will they learn bros?

>that austrian hat

[REMOVES INTERNALLY]

Bollywood up in this bitch!

>Guy in red
Assassin's Creed!

is each dude playing a different class or are they just transmogged?

So the militaries of the world are all homosexual institutions?
Makes sense.

They are like bomboniere chocolate bars, makes me hungry.

They represent the typical gear of the 16 great turkic empires in history

those austrian pocket flaps

Dunno about uniforms but Israel's honor guards take the trophy for most cringeworthy. This is because we don't actually have honor guards, they're an on-demand service and basically what happens is we randomly select soldiers from various units, run them through a two day course on how to stand still, and then pump them out in front of whatever world leader is visiting. Shamefur dispray.

Do you t*rks really larp as central asian nomads? Top kek

>those shoes

Poor manlet in the middle

wtf seriously how are they allowed to have that unfair

If everyone was wearing the same armor it would look pretty neat. Mashing them like that looks like some mmo screenshot

The dude with the red robe looks like he is crashing the party.

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>implying mongols have anything to do with the modern Turkish state.

Monarchy-era military fashion traditions. Long live His Majesty.

cuontry?

actually a pretty cool Idea still Erdogan is a try hard dictator and cant compete with Ataroach

Man do I ever love those hats.

I'm tatar, it really strokes my ego when your assimilated brethren pretend to be me desu :3

Almost as good as these.

>those fucking poofball shoes

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Dunno how a nigger and a paki got in here

the swiss/vatican or whatever that yellow striped monstrosity is actually manages to look authentic, and historically still works ok. but yeah, grecian oompa loompa princesses are in a bad way. good lord!

Post one of those two dudes who guard the crown in parliament.

Only 5% gay, try again.

because Finns don't care

Good god their wearing dresses, and not cool
dresses like kilts, but straight up ruffles. kek

Yup.

Why epaulettes tho? Austro-Hungarian army didn't have them, amirite?

Leaked photo of Turkey's Standard Military Boots

That all we got left :

Italy I believe.

turkic=/=mongol

repeating the same meme 1000 times won't make it true and yes. at least %30 of modern turkey is turkic

such a nice mix of style and tradition

Let me guess... Welsh army?

blue nazis? intradasting

After their peak, Greeks have been going downhill into homosexuality, decadence, debt, relativism, and a parasitic state which, frankly speaking, can only be cured by Ottoman cock. They love it anyway.

ottoman when?

fucking phoneposting

How socially acceptable would it be to raise your right arm when the flag is passing by?

why do they wear the puffy hats?

sauce on this?
How is something like this still allowed in Krautland

Greece military in action:
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starts at 2:20

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Not even sure if these people are military or just some leisure club, but here you go.

Gotta love those RM Williams.

>After their peak, Greeks have been going downhill into homosexuality, decadence, debt, relativism, and a parasitic state
You could just say Roman Empire

what's with these roman and greek threads lately?

>black ss uniforms
>carrying torches
Is this modern-day Germany?

The most famous
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looks almost right

merklel will be upset

>gayest
what is your definition of gay? happiness? homosexual?

If most gay as in happy id have to go with north korea's infantry.

And if most gay as in homosexual I would also have to go with North korea's infantry

that T H I C C dude roleplaying as an Εύζων

cosplaying was a mistake

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God doesn't exist

They store rations in them traditionally.

he said gay, not child molesting.. oh wait ...same thing

it's actually the dark blue air force uniforms. Funny though, that they didn't change after the war.

Me on the left

Reddit is for fags

yes thats modern Germany

watch:

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official Bundeswehr melody:

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Almost.

We need cold steel weapons, breeches, more cisor caps etc.

And of course the spirit. Thats why we need the brownshirts before we can reform the grey shirts.

What goes in the little barrel around doggo's neck? Scotch?

I think they are just the King's stable hands.

Oh wow that's pretty gay...

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and of course the old Stahlhelm model, preferably WW1 model for parades

This is what most countries do though, select random soldiers or they can volunteer for it, do a week long course and off you go.

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