Bantz thread

'Compliment' the country above you in the most insulting way possible

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Is more relevant than it needs to be due to psychopaths; is really just powerless impoverished country #117

Your fat helps you stay warm, at least.

Thanks to Star Wars we know how complex your architecture is.

Your flag thumbnail is under US copyright protection.

Despite being the richest country in the world you give it all up so that countries like mine dont have to do any external military ops

black people

You make very good soldiers to save your allies that you abandoned all war

Your women are alright aside from their teeth, luckily your country is so dismal nobody really smiles .

Despite losing a war to birds your people can still entertain the world.

Filipinos are the most powerful race in the world according to most Filipinos.

Your country is very well fed , very well. Well done you.

Things such as non defualting on student loans has created a nice temporary investment opportunity.

I'm very impressed by your military budget and all the good it has brought you, especially in the Middle East and Vietnam

THEY'RE ALL NICE AND SHIT
FUCKING WONDERFUL AND LOVLEY PEOPLE GODDAMMIT

Nice too see voice-to-text technology has maked such a leap, because you obviously didnt type all that with your fat cheeto fingers.

>defualting
Alas, your education is still shit.

Hitler

Cunt

Hitler

number 1 in angel believers

At least you don't fuck goats

number 2 in fairy bread eaters.

wheres the insult
Fairy bread is yum

at least your natives arn't as crocked as the immigrants

There are only two countries that do that and you're number two. You're just Australia's half resorbed twin. Don't make me explain the joke again. You've been warned.

I have a good opinion about your country since it's utterly irrelevant.

When the only person who can save your country is a Woman LOL

If i ever wanted to see what the world looks like after a nuclear payload befell my nation, i'm glad your nation exists

>calling me Hitler, on Sup Forums of all places
>insulting

Burger education pt. deux

Lord of the Rings

we are sorry for the Hobbit though

makes me think of those faggots that die alone, and because no one misses them it will take weeks before anyone notices, mostly because of the smell of dead faggot.

Don't trust the movies, they'll make you think that New Zealand is filled with hobbits.
Trust the documentaries that prove it's true.

You're doing good economically for a country whose ancestors are made of white murderers who raped drunk black apes.

It's good that the Muslim world has a hobby.

you occupy land illegally like a boss

At least your gun laws are good now

You have "free" elections

You are little Australia.

Too bad Israel didn't exist earlier: the nazis could have taken notes on ethnic cleansing.

you're big somalia

You are the least likely Palestinian to snackbar me, instead you take my shekels but thats cool.

Your theaters are to die for.

Its cool your ok being named after sheep food

I wish I had your gun laws

I wish our future was as bright as your flag.

wait, your a country?

Sweden sets an example for the rest of the world to learn by.

Wait, you're not Australia?

When we helped you back in the 18th century you were a promising child nation. Now you are a man-child nation.

november 13 attacks are something i'll never baguette

I used to be an emo now iam an emu.

thats great Hans, I'm an Australian. nice to meet you Hans the emo emu

Sweden is an excellent example of how to destroy a first world country.

I used to be an Islamist. Now I'm a thirteen year-old refugee.

"I'm an Australian" == I'm in prison

What the fuck actually happens in Australia?

I think it is lovely how often your women get confused with kangaroos

Fires and droughts

I think its lovely you think we have Kangaroos

Only thing worthwhile that came from Australia was Steve

Hey Dutchman take that smokepylon down, we are getting blacked by it up here.

At least you're not Germany yet

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Wrong.
Only thing worthwhile that came out of Australia was Steve's death story. Shit that was funny

You might hold out longer than 5 days next time your invaded

Israel's staunch ally, whenever its in trouble it can always count on America to fights its wars and send its soldier to their deaths.

Take away Rugby and you've destroyed their "culture"

The girls would still have netball. and the guys would still have beer- the true source of NZ culture

The wimpy america

The hobbits

And our neighbors to the north can always be counted on to drink maple syrup by the gallon and have sexual relations with themselves when a moose is not handy.

>never fucked a moose

Well said mate. GOD BLESS YOU.

Proof the worst of the british isles can still create a better civilisation than niggers.

With such beautiful coastline I am sure you nation is always well feed.

To drunk to unite your country

The anglos have gathered i see, How are you gonna destroy the eternal Kraut this time?

Prolific at losing all its colonies in the span of a generation.

>anglo
You're supposed to use a friendly insult.

America's limp dicked, mouth breathing, brother

Okay Italy or Coté d ivore.

It is great how you are ok with your women being raped by all the shitskins your non existent government allowed in to appease the overly volumatic voices of social justice. Should play out just fine.

hey, what's up ahmed

Thanks, to be honest, i think Swedens hospitality is to die for.

Your people have been so nice and developed cooperative communities for decades to the point your infastructure is so ripe to be assraped and fucked over by asshole morrocans and turks who take advantage of your people's lovely nature

Sup Janusz mind if me and Jamal and the boys come over for some ficke fick?

You're really lucky that the refugees don't want to stay in your country.

Your flag is amazingly bad.

must be a nice change for you, to actually set out and actively look for ficke fick instead of having ficke fick force its way into your home

Won the cold war, got infected by communism.

I'm glad I bought your sister, she cooks well.

says the guy whose country couldnt decide between the four finalists so they chose them all.

J.R.R Tolkien's Polish documentary was awesome.

>Grianghrafadóireachta

Say what you want about anglos, but say it in English so we're not here all fucking week listening to those grunts you call a language

You all live in an ex penal colony

Maybe Americans are inherently retarded enough to fall from jewish tricks over and over again

Austria

You all live in a current caliphate

Your women embody the true spirit of capitalism

Not me, I live in we stole this fucking desert away from the mesikans fair and square, during ol Santa Annas nap day.

You got me there mate, but at least our wildlife doesn't always want to kill us