I got my fiftieth letter this year from the licensing company. I do not own a TV and they checked two years ago but they want to check again. I wont let them!
>hurr it's only business insider! what a shitty website! that means nothing! You can perform whatever mental gymnastics you like, but middle-class, centrist, mostly (but not completely) urbanite Remainers are determined to stick the knife into May.
>they won't turn up! they're just students! False, they're young employed people, 20-40, but even older people as well, who are liberally minded.
>lib dems are nowhere in the polls! Because nobody up until now considered voting Lib Dem. But this opportunity is making them think "I've got a real chance to fuck over the Tory, little Englander, bigoted, narrow-minded government"
>you're just a libfag! No, I'm a Tory voter in 2015, I'm a Leave voter in the referendum. It's precisely BECAUSE of those things that I am good at sensing political danger.
May's decision has been unnecessarily dangerous and I have no doubt that liberal-minded middle-class people will do everything that they can to fuck up May's plans.
>most people have accepted brexit now! You are deluded if you believe that - at the very least, they want a SOFT brexit rather than a hard one, and the Lib Dems offer them that.
Seriously, guys. If you get complacent, the Tories won't win.
Ryan Martin
BREAKING NEWS
Scientists discover that voting Tory releases exactly the same pattern of endorphines as giving penile fellatio for the first time
I've increased my bet I've put on to £200 for pic related outcome. I'm going to be a rich man
Aiden Campbell
if the TV inspectors came to my house they can expect to have poo flung at them.
Camden Thomas
CAN ONLY GET
Hudson Diaz
>rt >express >breitbart
into the trash it goes
Liam Sullivan
FPTP really is a system where the 1 persons opinion is more important than the other 99
Gabriel Jackson
Labour literally looks like a spreading tumour
Luis Thompson
Trump has now ditched us.
Was Brexit a mistake?
Dylan Ramirez
And trip fags
Adrian Reyes
BETTER
Parker Martin
Trump was
Adam Jenkins
I agree This is someone elses trip to stop them posting
Josiah Nelson
this map clearly demonstrates that east coast is best coast
Jason Brown
Prove me wrong
Samuel Anderson
Was just flicking through the booklet about the Mayoral candidates for the West Midlands. WHAT. THE. FUCK?
Parker Cook
No, immigrants won't want to come here.
Robert Rogers
Kingdom of the north desu
Jaxon Davis
What is this map showing?
Logan Bailey
I asked you this a day or two ago, but forgot the answer: what specifically have you voted on?
I remember you saying you had 25/1 odds or something. Hung parliament is 5/1, and Labour most seats is 12/1. So just wondering what exactly you've bet on.
Caleb Campbell
The Thames is the boundry for the North/South divide.
Juan Young
>Nationalise the M6 Toll
Fucking kek
Aaron Reed
Not voted on, I mean bet on.
Caleb Cox
i think its UKIP in 2013 or EU election or council elections
Carter Baker
>t. jealous workshy doley scaghead when's your court date for shoplifting mate?
Lucas Baker
So britfags, who are you voting for and why?
Isaac Roberts
UKIP in the 2014 European Elections.
Michael Nelson
>inb4 "BUT SOCIALISM IS NOT REAL COMMUNISTM!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Charles Moore
Wait, will we get another set of EU elections before we leave the EU?
Luis Jones
>Obviously those out west will probably stay tory Why do people keep rabbitting this theory?
Parts of the West Country went for Remain, and other parts were very close.
I'm telling you that the building is on fire, and you are choosing to ignore me.
Jordan Davis
...
Henry Perez
looks nice
Nicholas Anderson
Yeah I thought it might of been the European Parliament election.
Landon Thomas
I don't vote
Angel Ward
UKIP. more likely to beat labour in my constituency
Kayden Brooks
tim farron rattled by an actual meme
Parker Young
Lib Dems They have promised to reverse Brexit
Jose Hill
Thanks lad, 2014 was the start of the good times.
Asher Smith
I still miss Pigfucker's PMQs
Joseph Jackson
I've only ever heard retards spout this opinion.
>Westminster Palace is in the North
Nolan Wood
other than nuclear holocaust, what would it take to unseat labour ?
>Trevor Phillips was for nine years head of the Commission for Racial Equality and then the Equality and Human Rights Commission. But he became deeply unpopular with some former colleagues and supporters after he revealed he had become convinced there were deep problems with the policy of multi-culturalism.
>Dominic Lawson asks him why he altered his views and what he felt about the reaction it provoked. In an emotional interview they discuss child protection and the murder of Victoria Climbie, trans-racial adoption, the expression of prejudice, the use of racial epithets, Britishness and integration.
Jayden Murphy
do you have to get a TV license if you just want to use the TV as a display for your Kodi box or PS4?
why dont they just look up cable subscribers and compare with a list of license holders?
Dylan Watson
The your opinion doesn't matter
Evan Thomas
UK needs to hurry the fuck up and negotiate some free trade and ease of movement deals with USA, especially now Trump is trying to overhaul the H1B program.
Mason Bennett
I've put on a £200 bet for Labour to reach 280 or so seats, and for them to then form a coalition with SNPs 56 seats. Odds are 25/1.
It only requires Labour to win about 40 seats, which can be done as Wales is going back to Labour, and some areas of England are marginal tory seats that will swing Labour
Alexander James
London is London
Isaac Adams
>inb4 he was talking about his cock to some slut and it becomes a scandal
Kayden Carter
>Parts of the West Country went for Remain, and other parts were very close. Also the West Country includes Bristol, probably the most pathetically lefty area in England other than Brighton.
Ian Stewart
>Rotheram
Says it all desu
Ian Hill
The pro-mass-immigration, pro-multikulti, pro-EU, pro-divorce, pro-feminist Tory party is being pushed as a non-progressive party. Topkek.
Kevin Cooper
fuckhuge scandal for their candidate right before the election
frame him for a murder
Brayden Smith
at least he sounds white unlike the quintessentially tory candidate
Isaiah Thomas
>Why do people keep rabbitting this theory? Because the lib dems are now a fucking joke in the south west. They had shit like -25% swings away from them last election, turning swing seats into 30% majority safe seats for the tories en masse. The Lib dems will get Bath and maybe Thornberry and Yate back if they have a good day. That'll be it.
Cooper Williams
you're a retard
Asher Wood
and btw, all the candidates are white.
Michael Cooper
oh but it does
Chase Roberts
Jesus Christ, is that real?
Julian Smith
He was a weak Pm but banter will never reach those levels again
Ryan Smith
How is that actually possible?
Nathaniel Hughes
Yes
David Rivera
>pro eu where have you been the last nine months?
Joseph Rivera
>Jonathan Bishop couldn't get more than 23 of his friends to vote for him LEL
Hunter Young
>Wants to dismantle the NHS >Progressive
ok
Justin Reed
...
Kayden Thompson
>Tories won't win
I don't care if they do. Tories are scum.
Jack Jones
I have voted UKIP for the past 3 elections. They are pretty much a dead party now Nige has stepped down.
Nathan Brooks
Drawn a line from the Thames Estuary to the Severn Estuary, that defines north/south.
Hudson Reyes
No, TV license is just a tax to fund the propaganda network BBC.
Zachary Ortiz
seriously, I know the west quite well, no way will they vote for a party that has set itself up as the remainian party any more than they voted for them in 2015
Dylan Sanders
Most Tory MPs voted Remain, and want the nation-wrecking anti-nationalist pro-Islam EU to remain in place.
>m-muh NHS
Lincoln Turner
Money down the drain. Labour are going to suffer more of a loss than Lib Dems did last year. Labour voters will flock to Lib Dems over Brexit. Corbyn has ruined the party.
Isaac Martin
What a fucking nightmare last night.
>about 9pm yesterday and I have the flat to myself >flatmates are either in the pub or at the gym >tfw I'm relaxing, enjoying a few tinnies, shitposting on Sup Forums and watching Youtube vids >tfw I fancy having a cheeky wank >tfw I spend half an hour on Empornium downloading quality lesbo rimming vids, get the Meiki lubed up and wrapped in a towel and ready to go >tfw my phone rings >tfw it's my hot flatmate Vicky saying she's at the door downstairs, she rolled her ankle in the gym and can I come down and help her up the stairs >tfw I have to close the porn windows, hide my stuff, get dressed, go down and meet her >tfw she's in her gym clothes and has a tiny bandage on >tfw I try escorting her like a physio helping a football player off the pitch but she giggles and says I need to carry her up >tfw I tell her to get on my back but she says "what about the front?" and clambers onto me like pic related >tfw I carry her up three fucking floors like this and her lips are brushing against my ear and neck the whole time and it's annoying as fuck >tfw we finally get into the flat, standing in the hall, I lower her down gently and she doesn't let go of my neck, just standing there looking at me >tfw I LITERALLY have to prise her hands from around my neck >tfw I've already told her forty fucking times that I'm MGTOW but she won't take the hint
Starting to get on my tits a bit now, lads. Had to sneak past her room to wash the lube out the Meiki
Hudson Sanchez
Average YouGov poll during election season.
Mason Phillips
I study polscience at uni and I had and still do have a course on british politics.
Once in a while we watched PMQs.
It was fun with Cameron but now it's pretty boring tbqh.
Lucas Clark
>my evidence is an online poll
Kek
This area voted remain and here is a real life poll you moron.
Brody Cook
so when you buy a tv you are pretty much forced to pay on the spot?
Henry Collins
yeah ok if you include brizzle, i forget about them and usually just think of the rural constituencies actually on the peninsular
Alexander Sanchez
It's a British institution and the fifth largest employer in the world. Take your retarded neoliberal wet dreams back to the 80s where they belong.
Alexander Rivera
Does that mean that people in Essex are token Northerners? Is Clacton really the dividing line.
Nathaniel Reed
Seems pretty based to be honest.
Matthew Hernandez
Average YouGov poll outside of election season.
Noah Butler
DM me back on how we handle the Fish Finger today.
Lincoln Cox
>most of the safe seats with 40%+ majorities are labour
t. sheltered south-coast softie Jealous of Tarquins and their deluded dinner-party parents? Oooh yeah mate One can only hope
Parker Diaz
So are half of Europe, places like Denmark must pay much more than us if they have a "screen" so a smartphone, they have to pay their version of a TV licence, I know you like to make fun of us over it but Yuros have it worse.
