Brit/pol/ - Shooting Stars Edition

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>May asks MPs for snap election to ‘strengthen hand in Brexit negotiations’ and bring the hammer down on the shambling corpse that is labour
rt.com/uk/385264-election-may-brexit-negotiations/

>Labour blowhard Dennis Skinner told to stfu & 'put a sock in it' by based heckler after blasting 'squalid' election
express.co.uk/news/politics/793734/Dennis-Skinner-put-sock-in-it-PMQs-Theresa-May-General-election-2017

>Ominous 'Red Dragon/Pepe' face appears in the firmament and is censored by google
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>Antifa traitors smashed & humiliated by based fash on their own turf in berkeley. Patriots have had enough
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>Former blood god, human stain and biggest traitor Britain has ever seen forms anti brexit axis with libdem filth in attempt to scupper the will of the people
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-axis-tony-blair-work-lib-dems-election-campaign/

>Coke fiend, lover of black prostitutes and all round cunt george osborne fucks off too edit some shitty paper or something. Good riddance desu.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-former-tory-chancellor-osborne-quits-parliament-before-election/

>The left continues to devour itself as tim fucking farron of all people is branded a 'bigot' by twatter sjws for not paying adequate lip service to teh ghey.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/liberal-democrat-leader-branded-bigot-refusing-say-gay-sex-not-sin/

>Millions of quid of our tax moneys seems to have made its way to nork commies. Top treachery again from our illegitimate occupying regime.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/uk-government-taxpayers-money-north-korea/

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BBC One-Channel 5 this afternoon: Snooker, gymnastics, horse racing, Come Dine with Me, On Benefits.


aka Brit/pol/ BTFO

It's going to get worse after the Labour Lib-Dem coalition lad.

I hope you numpties are all enjoying the Great British outdoors on this lovely sunny Saturday

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Ulrikakakakakaka!

>£147 a year

I think you completely underestimate Corbyn's Labour.

I think a lot of northern voters will RELUCTANTLY vote for him. Yes they think he's weak. Yes they think he's a flannel. But they accept his arguments on cuts to public services. And they don't want to see those things decimated. So they will *reluctantly* (many of them) vote Labour.

Mark my words, Corbyn will perform *better* than expected.

Ulrika gave me many a stiffy when I was watching this growing up

Probably 5 or 6 shows on current terrestrial TV are of interest to me. The rest is just utter shite.

Lad, you can get 14/1 for your prediction from many bookies. Go for it!

>mfw lib dem poster gets BTFO on June 9th

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Not clear who you are or what you are doing here but this is brit pol for people who want to have some nice banter and talk politics. It is not for agenda cunts like you. Nice please kindly leave and do some doorstepping instead.

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ulrikakakakaka was a fine looking woman back in the day
pretty sure she used to do the show drunk sometimes too. probably the only way she could put up with all the daft things they used to do to her

Okay class, you'll be using Microsoft Word to make your pamphlets about reptiles, Make them look good!

>people who always vote labour will vote Corbyn

Oh no!!! He's actually gonna win isn't he!?!?

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British Education

BOGIES

Just did my first workout in 2 months lads. It was horrible. I'm fucking dead.

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I've got a double allegiance with the old-school comedy of Peter and the alternative comedy of Vic and Bob. They're spot on with the parody here, but so is Peter's parody of alternative comedy in Phoenix Nights

The best Lib-Dems can hope for is clawing back 20 seats or so, it's going to be hilarious seeing the fury on twitter with them all adding the Labour and Lib Dem votes up in constituencies and saying "FFS IF WE HAD ALLIANCE WE COULD'VE WON"

Fucking hell, that takes me back.

but the title looked fucking amazing so it was ok

Okay class today we'll be using this in P.E!

Biker, biker, biker grooooove.

So, after the near-death of the Labour party in the 1980s, it took Blair and New Labour to breathe back life into the party.

But now of course, Blairism fucked the economy, got us into Iraq, and most people hate it today. It wouldn't poll much higher than Corbynism today.

So here we are, another 1980s kind of situation for the Labour party, where going to the radical left kills them and going to the liberal centre kills them. What's a party to do to survive? Will Labour ever win an election again?

Better than expected to labour means losing 20 odd seats compared to 50 though

Use the cubes to show miss your work

Here's a quite relevant creamy muck muck finale

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kek. Looking back everything was extremely weak and feminised, especially in primary school. PE should be hard. Dodgeball was the shit though

>when corbyn wins

Is it Giro day?

How many people have you persuaded to vote Conservative brit/pol/?

Anyone remember what show this was?

>minimises Word when teacher's not looking
>opens Internet Explorer

bradley, stop being silly and take that cone off your head!

I think 4. MUMMY SURGE

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>yfw then this was what miss locked like

>You always et the ones with the chewed corners
Who was doing this?

No m8, I had a kebab last night though.

Is dat sum Queen's Nose?

>Sir Kenneth Clark begins his landmark 1969 series on the history of civilisation with the re-establishment of civilisation in Western Europe, in the tenth century after the fall of Rome to barbarism. He travels from Byzantine Ravenna to the Celtic Hebrides examining aqueducts, cathedrals, the lives of the Vikings and of the Holy Roman Emperor Charlemagne.

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miss, it says shatterproof but do they actually break?

stop pinging pencils off the desk with it

Okay year 4 class, today we'll be watching The Passion Of The Christ by Mel Gibson

>tfw this happened to me but they fast forwarded the graphic scenes

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That's the one!

Vic and Bob isn't 'alternative comedy' desu, just daft shite

They will win after May has finished the Brexit negotiations. Once people get their country back they will want a more labour approach. All labour needs to do is changes its leader so someone half decent, no speech impediment, not Marxist view of backing down to the unions. Mr Watson would work, Mr Benn would work and even Baby Kinnock would be good. I think Baby Kinnock would be a good way forward after 2022.

>not having big head football tournaments instead of doing your coursework

Fuck that takes me back, I remember when I first went to primary school I thought the older kids did 'parachute' for PE as in actually jumping out of planes

now class be careful with these, don't put them on your noses

It's really interesting to see the reaction to Corbyn here. I'm in the heart of the North East and despite the fact that almost the whole region is a safe labour seat, he is such a huge turn off to those old reliable votes out in the old mining or shipyard towns like mine. People in metropolitan areas like central Newcastle love him though.

In my constituency UKIP came 2nd in the 2015 GE, a significant swing from the years before. I'm banking on the same happening this year. I'm not sure if they'll get enough support to actually take the seat itself, but I imagine the result will be a labour MP with diminished support and a voter base that will keep inching towards the right as the years go on.

Meanwhile in the cities the opposite is happening, as the cities are dominated by foreigners who increasingly love the idea of gibs, more immigration, transeveryone and all that other liberal bullshit.

Really weird considering at times there's literally only 10 minutes drive dividing these two extemes in some places.

STORY MAKERS!
STORY MAKERS!
WORKING THROUGH THE NIGHT TILL THE RISING SUN!

>makes the holy sword excalibur from counting cubes

>10pm
>"Our exit poll predicts that Theresa May will be returning to 10 Downing Street, with the Conservative Party easily winning a majority. On your screen are the predicted seat totals for each party"

wat do

>spending hours playing this

Vic and Bob were alternative at one time.

HEYYYYYYYY, HEY BABY

OOH


AHH

I WANNA KNOOOOOOOOOW

IF YOU'LL BE MY GIRL

>time for d&t

Lmao, Breitbart.

>tfw helicopter game

Someone in my class put one on his nipple as a joke and fucking ripped it open. There was blood and the teacher freaked. Last time I saw him he still had a small scar on his nipple.

Takes me back... who remembers quoits?

>lololo watch this
>WOOMF
>sent out of class

>he is such a huge turn off to those old reliable votes out in the old mining or shipyard towns like mine. People in metropolitan areas like central Newcastle love him though.
This is what I don't understand, I thought the reason Corbyn was controversial as party leader was because he's closer to the old style Labour than metropolitan Blairism.

>There will never be another Civilisation
>There will never be another Ascent of Man
>There will never be another Edge of Darkness
>There will never be another I, Claudius
>There will never be another Flying Circus
>There will never be another Talons of Weng Chiang

Fucking hell this one made me laugh.

oi mate have you seen sophies bedroom?

Wet Look was my fave

STORIES ARE FABULOUS
STORIES ARE FUN
COME AND BE A STORY MAKER!

LOOK UP

LOOK DOWN

LOOK ALL AROUND!

at my old school a kid was swinging back on his chair and it fell over and he cracked his head!

It looks better from the inside.

I remember this from my son watching it, christ I need to get off Sup Forums

>tfw boiling hydrochloric acid

my school had a massive version of this elephant on the wall in reception

The best

Shit post medleys.

What a laff. I would love to see fatty Thornberry get mucked on QT.

Takes me back to bullying faggots in year 9
>Teacher turns them all off from the kill switch

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be careful on the apparatus, don't crack your head

Who /skiddingonyourkneesacrossthedancefloor/ here

Who else remembers Dirty Dee?

Take that

>When the anger-managment kid threw one of them out of a window
We couldn't use that room for nearly a fortnight.

>tfw still see people who use this

>when you sat on the end
J U S T

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everyone put your paintings on the rack, don't knock anyone elses off

EL NOMBRE!

WRITING NUMBERS IN THE DESERT SAND!

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>6/10 would rifle in knicker draw and knock one out under the pillow

YOU'LL BE

KING OF THE ROAD!

>when you had one of those white things up your boipucci