Brit/pol/ - Cheshire edition

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>May asks MPs for snap election to ‘strengthen hand in Brexit negotiations’ and bring the hammer down on the shambling corpse that is labour
rt.com/uk/385264-election-may-brexit-negotiations/

>Labour blowhard Dennis Skinner told to stfu & 'put a sock in it' by based heckler after blasting 'squalid' election
express.co.uk/news/politics/793734/Dennis-Skinner-put-sock-in-it-PMQs-Theresa-May-General-election-2017

>Ominous 'Red Dragon/Pepe' face appears in the firmament and is censored by google
archive.is/OdzIB

>Antifa traitors smashed & humiliated by based fash on their own turf in berkeley. Patriots have had enough
youtube.com/watch?v=FioL53uxK2Q&list=LL-iMhtWGB_CVLSmuSzgXg9g&index=12

>Former blood god, human stain and biggest traitor Britain has ever seen forms anti brexit axis with libdem filth in attempt to scupper the will of the people
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-axis-tony-blair-work-lib-dems-election-campaign/

>Coke fiend, lover of black prostitutes and all round cunt george osborne fucks off too edit some shitty paper or something. Good riddance desu.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/anti-brexit-former-tory-chancellor-osborne-quits-parliament-before-election/

>The left continues to devour itself as tim fucking farron of all people is branded a 'bigot' by twatter sjws for not paying adequate lip service to teh ghey.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/liberal-democrat-leader-branded-bigot-refusing-say-gay-sex-not-sin/

>Millions of quid of our tax moneys seems to have made its way to nork commies. Top treachery again from our illegitimate occupying regime.
breitbart.com/london/2017/04/19/uk-government-taxpayers-money-north-korea/

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scout.ai/story/the-rise-of-the-weaponized-ai-propaganda-machine
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2013/11/the-tories-have-piled-on-more-debt-than-labour/
ft.com/content/4642c8d6-eb95-11e6-ba01-119a44939bb6
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/un-report-disability-disabled-rights-violating-austerity-welfare-reform-esa-pip-a7404956.html
theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/03/child-homelessness-christmas-eight-year-high-shelter-12000-children-temporary-accommodation
theguardian.com/society/2016/jun/28/number-uk-children-living-inpoverty-jumps-200000
theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/05/uk-living-standards-fell-for-all-but-the-richest-under-coalition-analysis
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/uk-wages-drop-10-tuc-greece-recession-financial-crisis-brexit-a7157681.html
theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/dec/08/europe-working-hours
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37504449
theguardian.com/business/2015/apr/01/uk-productivity-growth-is-weakest-since-wwii-says-ons
theguardian.com/books/2015/may/24/joseph-stiglitz-interview-uk-economy-lost-decade-zero-growth
twitter.com/MagnusRanstorp/status/855691670729502722
telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/04/21/deficit-figures-an-embarrassment-for-george-osborne-as-he-misses/
economist.com/news/britain/21701216-number-working-poor-growing-blame-high-house-prices-low-productivity-and-too-little
theguardian.com/money/2017/feb/28/tory-1bn-inheritance-tax-cut-will-worsen-north-south-divide
bbc.com/news/uk-34691404
twitter.com/Shelter/status/854782916739706881
bbc.com/news/uk-24487146
fullfact.org/economy/average-working-families-and-budget/
press.labour.org.uk/post/158315410419/the-tories-70bn-tax-giveaways-to-the-super-rich
theguardian.com/education/2016/jan/15/primary-schools-oversize-classes-claims-labour
writeyou.co.uk/dangerous_tory_cuts_to_our_fire_rescue_service_need_to_end
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/11/nhs-crisis-20-hospitals-declare-black-alert-as-patient-safety-no-longer-assured
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/06/nhs-faces-humanitarian-crisis-rising-demand-british-red-cross
news.sky.com/story/worst-month-on-record-for-ae-waiting-times-10795364
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/27/record-number-urgent-operations-cancelled-hospitals-england-2016
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/26/hip-operations-much-pain-cant-sleep-new-nhs-rationing-plans/
bbc.com/news/uk-england-36341285
ucas.com/corporate/news-and-key-documents/news/applicants-uk-higher-education-down-5-uk-students-and-7-eu-students
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37087304
twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/855712996571705344
reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/66up36/list_of_stats_that_show_the_damage_the/
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A D V I S O R Y

Fuck the Tories. Anyone else voting Labour?

This is now a Norris thread

>voting tories

>Piled on more debt in 4 years than Labour did in 13:
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2013/11/the-tories-have-piled-on-more-debt-than-labour/

>A rise in wealth inequality on the horizon:
ft.com/content/4642c8d6-eb95-11e6-ba01-119a44939bb6

>Dismantling of disability benefits is a breach of human rights:
independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/un-report-disability-disabled-rights-violating-austerity-welfare-reform-esa-pip-a7404956.html

>Number of homeless children hit an eight year high last year:
theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/03/child-homelessness-christmas-eight-year-high-shelter-12000-children-temporary-accommodation

>Child poverty expected to rise by 50% by 2020:
theguardian.com/society/2016/jun/28/number-uk-children-living-inpoverty-jumps-200000

>Living standards fell for all but the richest:
theguardian.com/politics/2015/may/05/uk-living-standards-fell-for-all-but-the-richest-under-coalition-analysis

>UK wages dropped 10% since 2007, the second-biggest hit in Europe:
independent.co.uk/news/business/news/uk-wages-drop-10-tuc-greece-recession-financial-crisis-brexit-a7157681.html

>As of 2011, British people work the 3rd longest out of everyone in Europe:
theguardian.com/news/datablog/2011/dec/08/europe-working-hours

>16 million people have less than £100 in savings:
bbc.co.uk/news/business-37504449

>UK productivity growth is the weakest since WW2
theguardian.com/business/2015/apr/01/uk-productivity-growth-is-weakest-since-wwii-says-ons

>GDP per capita is lower than it was before 2008:
theguardian.com/books/2015/may/24/joseph-stiglitz-interview-uk-economy-lost-decade-zero-growth

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Fuck this nostalgia shit you Fucking unfunny Cunts.

Fucking Cheshire scum

>Shropshire lads report in.

Was forced use public transport today and mingle with the lower class scum who use it, pretty disgusting. I feel like I'll need an extra long shower this evening.

14th for THICC babes.

1 in 600 Belgians are on a terror watchlist (19000 total)

twitter.com/MagnusRanstorp/status/855691670729502722

>So fat he's got rolls on his brow

>Deficit was supposed to be eliminated by 2015, now the target is 2020: telegraph.co.uk/business/2016/04/21/deficit-figures-an-embarrassment-for-george-osborne-as-he-misses/

>For parents in full-time work the rate of poverty has risen to 8%, and the number of people in working-poor in absolute poverty grew by 2 million in the last decade:
economist.com/news/britain/21701216-number-working-poor-growing-blame-high-house-prices-low-productivity-and-too-little

>£1 billion inheritance tax cut pledged:
theguardian.com/money/2017/feb/28/tory-1bn-inheritance-tax-cut-will-worsen-north-south-divide

>Six million workers paid less than the living wage:
bbc.com/news/uk-34691404

>Shelter: 1 in 5 adults suffer from mental health issues due to housing issues: twitter.com/Shelter/status/854782916739706881

>In 2013 the Red Cross had to start a campaign for food aid in Britain for the first time since WW2: bbc.com/news/uk-24487146

>On average workers families are set to be £1300 worse off this year:
fullfact.org/economy/average-working-families-and-budget/

>By 2022 Conservatives will cut a combined £70 billion in corporation tax, capital gains tax, inheritance tax, and bank levies, yet they claim they need to make savings by not guaranteeing triple-lock pensions: press.labour.org.uk/post/158315410419/the-tories-70bn-tax-giveaways-to-the-super-rich
Education and Schools

>More than 500,000 primary school pupils are taught in classes between 31 and 35 pupils: theguardian.com/education/2016/jan/15/primary-schools-oversize-classes-claims-labour

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You an 80 year old woman m8? Soap opera watching cunt.

I'm defacing by ballot

stop posting this pls

AN

BRRRRAAAAAAAP

Who?

Both obese
I bet the one in the gay suit thing that betas like absolutely reeks like B.O and Impulse deodorant

>in the post office waiting in queue
>screens either side advertising local shops
>look at it and it's an Indian food restaurant
>double take and almost burst out laughing
>pic related in the corner of the screen

Why?

>10,000 jobs axed and record fire station closures, fire prevention exercises have reduced by a quarter over 5 years, 13% less time on public safety initatives - 15% increase in fire-related deaths in 2015/16:
writeyou.co.uk/dangerous_tory_cuts_to_our_fire_rescue_service_need_to_end

>20 hospitals declared a black alert in January:
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/11/nhs-crisis-20-hospitals-declare-black-alert-as-patient-safety-no-longer-assured

>The Red Cross declared the NHS was in humanitarian crisis in January:
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/06/nhs-faces-humanitarian-crisis-rising-demand-british-red-cross

>Around 1000 NHS England patients waited more than 12 hours on a trolley this January, compared to just 17 in Jan 2011:
news.sky.com/story/worst-month-on-record-for-ae-waiting-times-10795364

>There's been a 504% increase of patients waiting over four hours since Jan 2011:
news.sky.com/story/worst-month-on-record-for-ae-waiting-times-10795364

>Over 4000 urgent operations were cancelled last year, up 27% in two years:
theguardian.com/society/2017/jan/27/record-number-urgent-operations-cancelled-hospitals-england-2016

>Knee and hip operations are "rationed" for only those who can't sleep because of the pain:
telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/01/26/hip-operations-much-pain-cant-sleep-new-nhs-rationing-plans/

>The rules on how much the NHS could pay agency staff is breached 50,000 times a week because of staff shortages:
bbc.com/news/uk-england-36341285

>Applications for nursing degrees are down 23% on September 2016 applications because nursing bursaries have been scrapped:
ucas.com/corporate/news-and-key-documents/news/applicants-uk-higher-education-down-5-uk-students-and-7-eu-students

>Private contracting has doubled from £4 billion to £8 billion since 2010:
bbc.com/news/uk-politics-37087304

Tories. Not even once.

>Corbyn allies tell me he will stay on in event of defeat (as Kinnock did in 1987).

twitter.com/georgeeaton/status/855712996571705344

Corbyn is going to cling on so he can purge the Blairites once they change the Labour selection process

too much jerk chicken mate

I see Swedish colors and chime in :D.

Here's the first flag of Sweden, found on a Swedish battleship a long time ago.

obesity isn't attractive

Yes. Are you 12? Your anger and autism is leaking

You could have just posted the reddit link you know

reddit.com/r/unitedkingdom/comments/66up36/list_of_stats_that_show_the_damage_the/

>Labour shills copy and pasta

I said it in the previous thread, all you're doing his highlighting that #biggovernment is a fundamentally flawed system.

Deregulation now.

Your ass is leaking m8

Yvette cooper for labour leader!

>obese
I Think you mean
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I hope you die in your sleep tonight.

Will we win, Sup Forums? I'm getting scared.

>Labour utterly ruins the country like all socialist parties do in such a way that they know the only way to fix it is to take away affordable things given out by the socialists

>hurr you haven't fixed it yet let us break it again

I think I gave him some spare change last week in town

Corbyn is our inside man. Doing gods work.

UNHOLY

I know, shouldn't have had that prawn biriani last night

Fucking disgusting image, neck yourself you manchild.

hows life in cheshire

i need to get out of this hellhole

t. corby, most miserable town in britain

yes

comfy

Would you believe it? Some sense on /r/unitedkingdom.

Voting in Islington North, might as well just piss away my vote

lmao your MP used to be Louise Mensch

ALLIANCE

Our girl

Corbyn is a true prole, he represents what this country needs instead of foreign cunts leeching benefits or going to uni to study fuck all.

Tim "Big Dick" Farron will win a majority

campaign for the tories mate should be a laugh

>Indian food.

Haram.

I would but I live in a Con-Lab battleground that the majority for the Conservative has grown bigly since 2010.

Labour won't win here and I can't envisage them winning nationally whatsoever. UKIP was also comfy third from the Lib Dem annihilation so I'm voting for them to try to keep them a third place against the milkman.

No, just you.

A lot of that is the fault of immigration and Labour.

For example the extra debt is because we still haven't closed the deficit, meaning we're still adding more to our debt, but at smaller increments. Once our deficit is 0, then we'll add no more to our debt.
This addition of debt, therefore, is the fault of Labour leaving the Tories with an enormous deficit.

>Wealth Inequality
I assume they mean income here.
This is not really an issue. As long as their isn't capital inequality, it's all fine: Capital = power. Unfortunately, we do have capital inequality due to the disaster which led to the housing crisis: easily accessible housing at cheap prices for everyone. This led to people purchasing an abundance of houses just to rent them after the crisis and owning more capital than the rest of the population. I don't really know who to blame for this one, as it's mostly the fault of the banks and economists for believing that this was a good idea.

>Unproductive
This is the fault of immigration and social decay caused by liberal ideas.
Low-paid immigrants remove any incentive for firms to invest in capital to replace these workers.
Liberal ideas, like you're entitled to the world or do whatever you like (don't worry about doing what society needs) are what has caused our lack of productivity too.

I hope this sanctimonious buffoon squats in the remains of the labour party for the next 20 years, and they don't win a single thing.

Enjoy your poverty.

Tories BTFO

youtube.com/watch?v=KBt5wfJci18

Funny that the media doesn't pick up on this,

...

>he represents what this country needs

more burbling feelgood nonsense about how things need to "be better" but without any actual idea of ability to back it up?

Nah, m8. Corbyn talks a big game, but has NO plans to back it up.

>Ellesmere Port

Enjoy your cancer.

After the election when the Blairites have been purged this attire will be party uniform.

I mean what this country needs for its people. He's not a good leader, he's a good prole.

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AYE

Might get beheaded if i do that in Finsbury park lad

STOP USING KIDS AS PROPAGANDA TOOLS YOU FUCKS

I get what you're saying..but he isn't a good prole, because he's intent on being the leader..

Anti-immigration, pro-environment, pro-community, pro-tradition.

Our girl. Shame about that C I V I C sentence.

...

Then how do you explain THIS

>abolish golf courses
>raise working age to 70
>scrap free bus passes

This is why people don't take UKIP seriously.

An annecdote

Do you have to take these to the front to get them unlocked with ID or something?

>abolish golf courses
wat

Does brit/pol/ consider this marginal?

How many seats will the Lib Dems probably get?

>abolish golf courses?

Why?

BIN THAT FREDDO

youtube.com/watch?v=0rfXD4gESOo

>Owen Jones Still Has FALSE HOPE Within Labour Jeremy Corbyn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCXsfODw16o

He says "with labour" before listing her actual achievement.

Nice...

650

3000-ish is marginal, that's far too large a gap.

who do i vote for lads

>Warrington

Wow that's a marginal seat...

hard to tell at this stage, depends how badly Corbyn gets wrecked in the campaign

Because they take up valuable green spaces?

She is a fan of George Carlin?!

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4w7H48tBS8

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4w7H48tBS8

youtube.com/watch?v=Z4w7H48tBS8

Never seen this before in my life. Probably a Paki shop that is really worried about kids stealing from him. Who gives a fuck? It's his shop.

Antoinette. She's interesting enough to have a wiki page.

It's because parents let their kids eat them and then not pay

vocaroo.com/i/s0gPUXkB1QM2

This is doing the rounds on twitter, most of the neoliberal journalists and politicians are laughing at it