Why don't Europeans drive our cars?

Why don't Europeans drive our cars?

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They slurp gass

cuck roads are too tiny and the gas jew has them beat down. the africans would probably have heart attacks in the streets over seeing an suv or a nice caddy

size
tariffs
brand/national loyalty

You realize Germany is in Europe, right?

This is like asking why Americans don't eat British food.

ive only ever owned bmws though because its a family thing. not sure why american cars are frowned upon. maybe theyre bad value due to taxes? i dont know

Expensive, unreliable, too big and useless
Toyota > 99% of american brands

Ford is pretty huge in yurop no?

The only good car made in the US is the Dodge Charger, and that's not even available in most countries for "reasons"

We rebrand them and make them better

Yeah the Ford Fiesta hatchback is the most popular car for young drivers, Im getting one too.

too big to maneuver in narrow european streets and narrow parking spots, not fuel efficient for our fuel prices.

Fords are the most popular cars in Europe.

But only rich fags can afford cars like Tesla.

I only drive bmw and audi

Because we have higher gas prices and smaller roads.

They can't afford superior fords and chevrolets so the buy the shitty European version of BMWs

your cars are just memes people here buy european cars as luxury cars and jap ones as cheap substitutes while no one buys american

Because they aren't build or tested for driving 280km/h.
They have poor constructed engines.
The bucket-size stroke volume costs taxes like hell, they don't match our emission limits so you're not allowed to drive in cities.
We have no garages with your imperial tools.
Parts are ridiculous expensive.
The corrosion protection is really bad so they rust away under our asses in our climate.
They don't match our safety standards.
They are too loud for our understanding of respect for each other when it comes to noise protection.
Also they look like metal sheets on steroids and for our aesthetics it's just ridiculous embarrassing small cock compensation.

Funny you say that since dune coons and spear chuckers get to drive better cars than most yuropoors

For once I find myself agreeing with the eternal kraut.

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they are taxed hard as fuck

I drive a little Honda hatchback, and it still sits over both lines when I park it some places. Now imagine how many parking spaces a Ram truck would take up.

French cars suck though. Not that Seats are any better.
Renault Alpine back when ?

Driving one like pic related (Captiva from 2007), it's comfy as fuck.

not all of them

Yeah ford Fiesta and mustang are both like #1 in their class in europe.

GM still hasn't caught on though.

>Why don't Europeans drive our cars?
A lot of Europeans don't own cars.
A lot of places tax just for using a road or getting a license.
Let alone having massive taxes on imports.

The reality is, most countries could not survive without us buying their shitty products (Germany) and they couldn't afford our products at all.

Ford is almost german though.

Sorry to disappoint you, but the Captiva is a Korean Daewoo.

Of all the things that bewildered me about Bulgaria, the fact that Daewoos are marketed as Chevys perhaps bewildered me most.

this made me laigh

> They can't afford superior fords and chevrolets
On the contrary, that's all we can afford. Even our police cars are fords and chevys are everywhere.

Huh.

That is not disappointing at all, I love Korean cars.

Knowing that my car was not made by the Great Satan is actually a pleasant surprise.

>amerifat believing this
You do realize most of Europe has better living standards than most of the US? Even Spain that isn't even close to Geman French North Italy Switzerland or Netherlands has a far better living standard that basically all America except for some pockets like Cucklifornia or the upper North East coast.
And everyone has a car here fagg. Big cities people don't use them because the metro-tramway etc infrastructure is much better cheaper and faster so there is no use to it.

Of course your governments can afford them they just take out more loans from America and it's a win win for us.

I was talking about commoners.

You take that back you double nigger

Merci mon ami.

>French cars suck though
Why is every single French car ugly?

Commoners buy them. Decent German cars are what we can't afford, mate.

Because we have superior German (BMW, Porsche) and Italian (Lamborghini, Mazerati) cars

They also make those you know.

because it's not the 90s anymore, when they hired italians to design them?

lol how fucking smug muhammed is as he claims this.

>the engines are poorly constructed
How would you fucking know? Most of my poor faggot friends are driving around in chevys with 150k miles on them
>they dont go fast
BMW locks the top speed to 155mph/250kph anyway. You aren't going 280kmh
>dont match our emissions limits
Pretty rich coming from a fucking VW driving kraut
>we have no garages with your imperial tools
my ass
>parts are expensive
pretty rich coming from a german
>corrosion protection is really bad
almost half of US cars are designed for offroading or snow driving in our northern climates with salt on the road, way fucking harsher on the car than Germanys mild weather
>they are too loud!
you have no idea what you are on about. This isn't the 1970s. American cars have to pump sounds through the stereo just like BMW and porsche so drivers can hear the engine

Fact is krout american cars are just as reliable fast and as yours.I say this as a BMW owner.

>tfw I drive a Volvo
Fuck you for selling like your last car company to the chinks. Now everytime I need a part it's twice the price and half the quality.

>BMW locks the top speed to 155mph/250kph anyway

Implying you can't remove it

because they are pieces of shit, especially everything from General Motors

Because they're shit

why couldn't the brits maintain a strong car industry like german
I mean the anglos could have joined them all in one single group, instead they are now in the hands of germans, chinks, indians and americans
quite sad

most women have the final decision when it comes to buying cars, a family having two cars is really rare.

Some European countries it's better to be a poorfag than in the US. It's really not even close if you're middle class or above though. You see too much sensationalized shit on here if you think the average American doesn't live well.

What did he mean by this?

We make better wagons and we have cuter girls in our commercials
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Cuck.

probably referring to Henry Ford's constant praise of HItler.

Why are you posting Italian cars?

RIP SAAB

Utility over looks mostly. French cars have the lower consumption out there. Frenchies started making those after the two oil crisis because they had no proxy nigger to give them free oil like the Big Satan and frogs love being self reliant and not depending on the big star and stripes dick. The other argument that could me made is that french people really don't give a fuck about having a "cool" looking car, they see it more like an instrument rather than a character defining characteristic. Citroën and Peugeot still have some gammes of really rad looking cars for your local rich guy in suit who can afford it (see pic related) but it's still not very powerful and low consumption.
t. guy who lived in France for 10 years

>We
It's owned by China.

I've seen Fords being driven in Europe but that's about it.

m8 they are still produced in Sweden and it was Ford that sold Volvo to the chinks.

>t. Brandon McCuck

They're way too expensive.

The cheapest Mustang here (2.3 EcoBoost) starts at $53,000. Our minimum salary is around $600 per month.

Fuck pickups. I drive a tiny volvo, and I can barely park it anywhere because literally every other American drives a pickup 10-ft across to prove how massive their cocks are, and they take up two spaces. Seriously, I fucking hate the American automobile industry.

We have wide roads flr comfort but retards decided to jjst make the cars so big the roads feel smaller than Euro roads.

My parents had a Jeep Cherokee and 2 Chrysler Voyagers but they move to Audi in the 00s to never come back.

Also my father had a Chrysler coupé like this in the 90s with this logo and maybe a spoiler in the back, if some /o/ fag can tell me the possible models that would be great.

>we
lol volvo is chink now

Because they're shit. Americans haven't produced any decent-looking cars since the early 90s

Sage

>just add another piston to the engine to make it go 180
>European education
No wonder Greece is so poor

>How would you fucking know? Most of my poor faggot friends are driving around in chevys with 150k miles on them

187k miles (around 300k km ) is when germans sell their cars off to backwater countries such as mine and they do another 200k km (125k miles) before needing major repairs

Yeah and it was owned by Ford before that and they almost killed it forever.

>small cock compensation

You sold first world manufacturing technology and decades of R&D to fucking China. You literally sold out and betrayed the West.

europeans learned to feel le superior and le educated compared to united state of america NATION UNDER GOD without actually being one

so far, not impressed with any posters from europe

Eternal swedecuck

>Why doesn't Europe drive GM
Ford goes between 2nd and 3rd in terms of market share in Europe. It is currently outselling BMW.

>cars
*Mercedes
Mercedes cars are immortal mah dude. BMW and Audi are not even close.
In the balkans most poorfaggs have Mercedes cars from the 80's way passed 300k who still run like fucking clockwork.

The kraut is right, cry about it all you want amerifats, the cars you have are poorly made because they can get away with it there because you burgers are too fat and dumb to notice it

it bugs me a lot when the oficial cars of some nations are not from national brands
here in spain we had that dumbfuck franco going with a rollsroyce instead of an hispanosuiza wich was spanish
it seems all goberments want audis, bmw and mercedes and it's a shame

Ford tried to destroy Volvo, just like the retards at GM DESTROYED SAAB.
I cri evrytim I watch this commercial.

Because your cars are shitty, heavy, blocky, inefficient and expensive.

Also car tolls makes cars like 200% more expensive to purchase in Denmark

You have a lot of oil domestically so you don't have to optimize your cars to be as efficient and aerodynamic as we do

Also German Swedish and Italian cars are simply engineered better

Also public transport is cheap and efficient here, cities are walk-able and well designed where in America you have to have a car so you can actually go to your job or grocery-store that's 200 kilometers away because American cities were designed by retards with no regard to the future of their infrastructure

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SAABs.last commercial
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Cuz they're fuckin shit.

>Renault Alpine back when ?
It's back but I can't say I'm in love outside of the color.

We reached an all time low during the last decade, I would say french car look progressively better every year (especially the last Renault), only Citroën still really look buttfuck ugly

Better dead then in the hands of chinks

Middle class Americans are 1000x better off than middle class Europeans.

At least in middle class America you have the potential to invest in your children and boost yourself to the upper class if they are smart and hardworking.

In Europe there is a soft ceiling on your achievement. You really cannot break into their upper class which is still largely aristocratic old old money.

no? I got a A6 from 2003 that has done 335k and i've only done 15k of those.

post 00 audies and BMW can handle their shit but i agree those old mercs are immortal

Bcuz they are diesels

Abo would think that

ford 6.9 market share
bmw 6.8
gm 6.6

In the IVth Reich we buy the cars of our masters: german cars.

>imperial tools
Ford uses (((metric)))

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>american """cars"""
no thanks

Because most Europeans are unironically poor. They can't even afford their own nice luxury cars because they pay like $3/l for gas and everything is taxed into oblivion.

That's why if you went over there, all you'd see are little 1.0L turbodiesel hatchbacks.

REEEEEEE get back on board those italifagg designers already.
It was one of my favs they can't get away with it.

Poor excuse to sell out to China. You taught them to make cars that aren't complete pieces of shit and now they're unstoppably march towards world domination.

Nope, chinks gave us a blank check and they let us do whatever we want.
While Americans just gave us a slow painful death.

>german car
>well built
>great interior, not too gimmicky
>small but efficient 2.0 litre engine that goes 0-60 in 6 seconds but only politely sips on gas

>american car
>15 litre v8
>weighs 3 tonnes and takes up two lanes
>horrible interior with fake wood varnishing
>need to own an oil well to use it daily
>need to get a tank license to operate because it turns like shit

Audi is the least reliable brand with the most expensive repairs. $8k timing chain replacement that fails at 75k? No thanks.

THIS. Experience x2, never again.

>cuck roads are too tiny
Europoors will never get to experience driving a 21 foot long land yacht.

I watched the last Top Gear episode on them years ago, Saab engineers were great but pretty fucking autistic.